The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[NyQuilninja]

"Blind Dead and Noticeably retarded" describes the entirety of close air support thought. If we get rid of them whose gonna fly the A10?

You must be describing most of the chAir force. No job can be impossible to fuck up no matter how small. now on to the tranch. I haven't been keeping abreast with the animal abusing Psychopaths that live in this dump have they managed to kill off more animals or get arrested?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

You must be describing most of the chAir force. No job can be impossible to fuck up no matter how small. now on to the tranch. I haven't been keeping abreast with the animal abusing Psychopaths that live in this dump have they managed to kill off more animals or get arrested?

Arrests? Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure they have a fedboi making some spicy threats though.

Currently the tranch is struggling with irrelevancy as the gibmedats they required to survive have slowly dried up. The result is that the already taxed infrastructure is shitting itself even worse and the animals seemed to have made like the hairs on my head and decreased by a factor of 10. Something that neither myself or the tranch is able to come to terms with or acknowledge. No one is sure where exactly they went. Some theorize mass graves, others think they've fed the local wolf sanctuary. All rumors of a slobber mutt militia liberating them and keeping them fat in happy on the green land right past the tranch border are pure works of fiction however.

At this point the tranch seems to have hit some serious operational snags in it's business model. They can't break even with the alpacas because they've turned their land into the set of mad max. Their business model of "gimme money to get off the ground" doesn't work when it's been years of consistent begging and insisting the world is about to end.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I would bet that whatever money they make doing this work for some rando (and no doubt equally impoverished) tranny barely pays for the fuel used to drive to the worksite:

And this just gives me Dorothea Lange vibes:

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine being the neighbors and having a view of THAT.

I just noticed the smashed water bottle.

Powerlevel but I don't post pix of my place to social media with literal garbage literally front and center.

 

[Ghostse]

Imagine being the neighbors and having a view of THAT.

View? Imagine being close enough you might have to smell them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

And this just gives me Dorothea Lange vibes:

I was thinking that black and white pig fucking movie but I rather think depression era photography instead.

 

[CIS White Droid]

And this just gives me Dorothea Lange vibes:

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Kinda looks like the cover art for a doom or black metal album.

 

[AnOminous]

Powerlevel but I don't post pix of my place to social media with literal garbage literally front and center.

It's better than more pictures of disgusting troons.

 

[EyeBP]

Kinda looks like the cover art for a doom or black metal album.
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I could see that as like a Sepultura cover art piece maybe. Immediately the title 'End of Days' comes to mind...

Wierdly though Tenacious Unicorn Ranch works great as a hardcore deathmetal band name.

 

[Ghostse]

Kinda looks like the cover art for a doom or black metal album.
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I am starving
We are starving
they came in the night and took my child
I don't know where my child is
And we never saw the lambs again
I wish I at least had striped pajamas
I wish at least they'd give us striped pajamas
I wish I could get a shower
The ducks and geese they share puddle
They wish they could get a shower
They'd be first in line for the showers

Life in a DUSTBOWLLLLLLLLLLLL
Life in a DUSTBOWLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[AnOminous]

I could see that as like a Sepultura cover art piece maybe. Immediately the title 'End of Days' comes to mind...

I think the Burzum font works well with it.

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

What if the tranch did a crossover with urban rescue ranch

It would lay bare the Tranchers' animals abuse and desertification of their property when put along side someone who actually cares for their animals and property.

 

[EyeBP]

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That is so perfect it exceeds 100%.

Well I can play the guitar have we got a drummer and someone on keys or maybe bass? I figure youtube channel for a new band where everyone dresses like rob zombie in drag. First song 'Amhole plague' followed by the second single 'Unspeakable euphoria'.

 

[stupid frog]

Tenuous Ranch

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Tenuous Ranch

Tetanus Ranch

 

[Oxyjen]

Tetanus Ranch

Turd-fetish Ranch.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I was thinking a rap album

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Fedpost Jarrod spent more time outside today harvesting mushrooms. Are they all edible? Probably.

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He also made a thread on the Lockheed Martin troon, where he once again put the "Fedpost" in "Fedpost Jarrod." This information was also documented by @notafederalagent earlier in the thread.

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[AMHOLIO]

Ironically of the troons left, Jarrod would be the one I "cheer" for the most since he seems like he honestly enjoys nature and actually does shit around the farm, even if it isn't the best. If he didn't keep fucking fedposting and stuck to enjoying nature and life with his dog, I'd be ok with him. The way he keeps posting I'd say he could become the troonibomber, but I think he'd just use guns instead (and get couch cucked because the tranch is made of fail).