Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

They're waiting for the protagonist to come along and ask to do their chores for them. These people have overdosed on entertainment.

Patrick is going to have a break, and kill his neighbor before finding out "felony telephone harassment" is not life threatening, and therefore didn't justify turning her house into swiss cheese with his gigantic supergun of murderdeath. 5 years and a slap on the pepperoni.

He puts in maps because he knows successful books have maps, not understanding that theres more there than what he sees. I remember KrimsonRogue saying something that especially applies to Pat about just copying success without understanding why that was successful.
He's a cargo cult "intellectual". He repeats things without understanding why or how. He knows great fantasy books like LOTR or scifi books like Vinge's A Fire Upon The Deep or Robinson's Mars Trilogy have maps in them. He doesn't really understand why they're there, why they might be helpful or anything, he just sees "good books have maps", so he does maps. He sees "xyz in space popular", so he writes abc in space. He doesn't get the why or how. Just monkey see, monkey do. Very little neuron activation. He really, really deserved that 1.2 GPA, all he can do is fake and pretend intelligent thought, but there is no substance behind it.
When he does a talk about scifi space propulsion itll be 100% Project Rho, and if you ask him anything that would involve an original thought not written on Project Rho, he won't be able to answer. I really want to read one of his books now, just to see how dumb they really are.
But even worse than dumb, he is fat.
 
I’ve got some bad news, everyone.

The Lizard King is going to prison.
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Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?

I exclude actual harassment, for example, sexually abusive, threats of violence and death, even threats of legal action.

Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
I know fatrick is incapable of sense and logic, but surely no one can think that they will win this when the sms have been as sustained, relentless as this, with the perpetrators showing no sign of getting bored or listening to his legal threats?
 
Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?

I exclude actual harassment, for example, sexually abusive, threats of violence and death, even threats of legal action.

Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
I know fatrick is incapable of sense and logic, but surely no one can think that they will win this when the sms have been as sustained, relentless as this, with the perpetrators showing no sign of getting bored or listening to his legal threats?
People mention this but step 1 is actually 'why can't piggy not reply to everyone who sends him a message.'

It's not harassment the second he turns it into a conversation.
 
Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?

I exclude actual harassment, for example, sexually abusive, threats of violence and death, even threats of legal action.

Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
I know fatrick is incapable of sense and logic, but surely no one can think that they will win this when the sms have been as sustained, relentless as this, with the perpetrators showing no sign of getting bored or listening to his legal threats?

Oh but little baby child, this isn’t a prank. He’s being stalked by an inter dimensional lizard.
 
Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
People that actually try to eliminate harassment from their life would do this. But when you’re a Twitter firebrand I guess it comes with the territory that you don’t take basic steps to get away from this stuff.

He’d have a solid case for harassment if he took a couple steps to get away from these people and showed some restraint in engaging with them in the first place. But there wouldn’t be a thread if he did anything sensible.
 
Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?

I exclude actual harassment, for example, sexually abusive, threats of violence and death, even threats of legal action.

Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
I know fatrick is incapable of sense and logic, but surely no one can think that they will win this when the sms have been as sustained, relentless as this, with the perpetrators showing no sign of getting bored or listening to his legal threats?
By and large the police don't bother investigating internet beefs no matter how vitriolic they get. Even when it comes to actual in-person harassment and violence the response from law enforcement is usually just "lol get a restraining order." They're pretty fucking useless at stopping real crime so fat chance Pat's litany of fake crimes will ever get investigated.
 
The Lizard King Sakatha from D&D, before D&D was massively colonized by grievance-mongers (the dangerhairs, the genderblobs, the soyboys, the furries and the troons. Like locusts, they have descended upon D&D and are destroying everything.) It's Module I2, Tomb of the Lizard King. Available from DrivethruRPG. You can find a copy floating around the high seas if you're inclined to go a-sailing and don't want to give any money to WotC,
 
That stupid write-up about the con is absurd. If someone sent me a rude text, I’d roll my eyes and delete it because that action ends the interaction! If you want it to stop, that’s how to stop it. If you want it to continue, by all means, keep doing what you’re doing.

Every time someone sends these people an insulting text I imagine Janine Melnitz yells “We got one!”

Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?
It wasn’t a prank, but Michelle Carter faced legal consequences for encouraging her boyfriend’s suicidal thoughts over text.

Also, why can’t fatrick just change his number?
Surely that would be the sensible and logical move.
1. He is neither sensible or logical.
2. He claims he and his wife need their numbers for business purposes.
3. He’d dox himself immediately anyway.
4. He thinks it would mean the idiots win.
5. He thinks eventually his tormentors will give up in the face of his awesome relentlessness.
 
By and large the police don't bother investigating internet beefs no matter how vitriolic they get. Even when it comes to actual in-person harassment and violence the response from law enforcement is usually just "lol get a restraining order." They're pretty fucking useless at stopping real crime so fat chance Pat's litany of fake crimes will ever get investigated.
He should move to the UK where they only investigate internet beef because it requires no work on their part.

Still wouldn't help because almost everyone making fun of him lives in the US.
 
Just out of interest, is there a case in the US, in which someone has actually gone to prison for prank sms?
No, and his insistence on replying to every single one negates any claim of "harassment". It would be a different story if he was legitimately blocking and ignoring, and people were still sending him shit
 
No, and his insistence on replying to every single one negates any claim of "harassment". It would be a different story if he was legitimately blocking and ignoring, and people were still sending him shit
No, it really wouldn’t. He might have a beef about text messages to his phone [which he put out there of his own free will and has never changed] but he is a public figure, and a highly inflammatory one at that. When you use social media to promote yourself as an alleged writer with a side scam as a social/political commentator, and you spend years making really dumb statements, you bring criticism on yourself. It isn’t anyone else’s fault that he’s so delusional that he thinks criticizing him is a felonious act.

He engages via text [to the extent repeating the same stupid statements over and over again like a stuttering parrot constitutes engagement] because he thinks he’s controlling the narrative. That’s also why he mostly uses twaTTer; he can block anyone he likes or report and have a critic banned on the flimisiest of pretexts, and he’s such a simpleton that he can only bloviate in 140 characters. It’s next to impossible to make a truly thoughtful, coherent and nuanced statement using that platform, which makes it a perfect echo chamber for him and like minded miscreants.
 
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