Fat Rick, the Twitter Twat pops better.
On My commute home I dwelled upon this.
I seriously hope that Fat is driven so far around the twist that he breaks Chris Chan out of jail, collects Ethan Ralph and Meigh, drives clean across the country to Colorado and the tranch, whereupon they collaborate, using reroll Rozy as a hostage.
Of course this would lead to the most peculiar stand off, federal agents and negotiators helped not one bit by pests sending emails and prank texts claiming to be Patrick, while he gets more and more unhinged.
With luck only Ralph and a troon or two are shot when the agents have had enough so just raid the place.
While everyone involved in this insane siege will be sent to very secure hospital care, especially Fat, I believe a knock on effect will be that it will put all of the world’s problems into some kind of perspective.
China realizing they have enough indigenous lunatics so don’t want to end up ruling more.
Putin finally decides that no matter how crazy he is, this tops any crazy, so he gracefully retires.
And Elon musk finally stops putting up a fight over twitter, buys it, and closes it down immediately.