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Oh yeah, they're definitely going to be the ones crying when the judge asks "you're bringing charges for what?"
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Here’s the highlighted comment on that “Gencon terrorism” video from a couple days ago;
The Gencon fat cats are all giggling like schoolgirls over scotch and cigars at the country club while they point and laugh at nigger trannies melting down over texts. Relatable!
The Gencon fat cats are all giggling like schoolgirls over scotch and cigars at the country club while they point and laugh at nigger trannies melting down over texts. Relatable!
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Troons aren't built like they used to be. They're built far, far more histrionic. Which means shitposting them properly is more important than ever.
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You're trying too hard Brothaman. Relax already. Patposting is a marathon, not a sprint.Awww, you KiwiFags
I remember my first Con event with Rick. How thrilling.
Listen, you pompous nerds: we asked nicely for our own forum and "y'all" voted against it. Fair enough.
Our Blue Ribbon Lolpig WILL take over your entire site eventually. @Null, take notice. The Owen A Forums Pests have discovered/pestgineered the funniest Farm Animal of all time and you're still only just now beginning to wrap your autistic minds around it. Don't worry. It will come. A few more Con cycles, a few more court cases, a few more personal discoveries... you'll see the light. We ARE Kiwifarms now. Owen & Rick are inevitable. We are lolcow culture. We're the Omega.
Chris Chan is in Montana being a cowboy. And who gives a fuck about Ethan Allen or whatever his name is? $PIGCoin is. Get in now or be left out when Quasi shuts the books.
You used to look down your long Jew noses at us, prefering to sniff your own self-important farts. Well, this is how the pepperoni gets made, faggots. Boots on the ground. Us. The Pests. We've achieved vertical integration: alogging, posting, commentary, content, everything. You're yesterday's fish wrap.
Give us our own forum you fucking twats.
Or we'll take our business to Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan - they owe us for sending Seth Simons into witness protection in Boise, ID. LOOK IT UP!
@Null Pink Triangle me again, you little twink.
Just promise not to ever make your MATI podcast funny or interesting, that would be a bridge too far.
Maybe take a vacation to Milwaukee and visit a certain drugged up drunken middle-aged boxcar of a woman who is currently home all alone and desperate for male company. Her husband is currently at genCon. Take her a pair of black capri pants as a gift. It's all she wears and she only has the one pair. It's not like her husband gets her anything nice, or gets her anything at all. Nor does he do anything nice for her. Don't forget to bring beer too. Lot's of beer. A Vizio soundbar would make a nice gift too. She can listen to some sounds of the city a neighbor recently recorded.
She's an expert at pegging, and has a bewildering variety of strap-ons. You won't walk right for a week, which is about as long as you'll be wearing a particular smile on your face. Just don't squeal like a pig during the activities. It'll remind her of her husband, and kill the mood. If you compliment her sunglasses, she'll probably give you a reach around.
She'll open the door in a bathrobe, just a bathrobe. Yes, child, that bathrobe. The passphrase is "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." She'll let you in, and may offer you something from a charcuterie board. Don't try the pepperoni. Or live dangerously and do.
Well, off you go. Get that bright red baboon ass of yours well and truly penetrated. You have until Sunday evening when her husband returns. You don't want to be there when he does. You'll quickly find yourself in a threesome, and it won't be the fun kindd.
She's an expert at pegging, and has a bewildering variety of strap-ons. You won't walk right for a week, which is about as long as you'll be wearing a particular smile on your face. Just don't squeal like a pig during the activities. It'll remind her of her husband, and kill the mood. If you compliment her sunglasses, she'll probably give you a reach around.
She'll open the door in a bathrobe, just a bathrobe. Yes, child, that bathrobe. The passphrase is "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." She'll let you in, and may offer you something from a charcuterie board. Don't try the pepperoni. Or live dangerously and do.
Well, off you go. Get that bright red baboon ass of yours well and truly penetrated. You have until Sunday evening when her husband returns. You don't want to be there when he does. You'll quickly find yourself in a threesome, and it won't be the fun kindd.
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Have we heard from Piggy's plunger and plumbing snake yet? I'm sure those poor abused tools have a tale or two to tell.
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It used to be, then got taken down and reborn as payquasi.lol, a while ago a pest left identical cards with the old domain at a con so it's probably the same guy, and he never updated his cards to the new URL. Atalkers aren't built like they used to be.
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I think they're just reusing an old picture of the business card in a random bathroom (not actually at the con) to try and get the discord tards to look up the site.
Edit: Looks like whoever previously owned payquasi.com just let it expire and it got snagged by dropcatch.com and prob. auctioned off to a rando to park. Nvm.
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Fatrick unironically believing (who he thinks is) the hot 20-something neighbor chick who recorded his 1am oinking wants to fuck him, and also begging her to fight his battles for him and report them to the police:
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Fucking hell.
Fat is now finding his neighbors dragged into this.
What are the odds of his subsequent downfall and suicide being the subject of a Netflix documentary?
Patrick, the Twitter decline.
Fat is now finding his neighbors dragged into this.
What are the odds of his subsequent downfall and suicide being the subject of a Netflix documentary?
Patrick, the Twitter decline.
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This is such a funny fuckup. Are they going to go after this scummy url squatter as an atalker now? It's international multiple fat-shaming felonies now if this lady's in the Caymans.
Also: https://www.dicebreaker.com/events/gen-con-2022/news/gen-con-2022-harassment-investigation
They're being told that anything from an @gencon.com address is legit. This is what I was saying about stupid nerds, they don't know how the internet works at all.
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None of this happened. This is getting out of control - pretty soon some shitty science-fiction tranny is going to get a speaking engagement at the UN, a hokey Law & Order episode, and a doomed congressional campaign
this I believe
I suggest taking this all the way up to the Milwaukee PD
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I laughed too loud at this. You get 1 free coupon for Hooligans PigSlop menu at DegenCon
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Fat Rick, the Twitter Twat pops better.
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kiwifarms.net
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How do I car crash someone on here
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I feel for the city and businesses in downtown Indianapolis. Over the years they learned to embrace the con when it was somewhat...normal? I believe it's the biggest one they host (or used to be).
But it's hard to underestimate just how much the current regime (I think they took over in 2015) is determined to run this convention into the ground. They're keeping a significant amount of former attendees away due to the draconian Vax & Mask policy. Now the Indy PD is going to be flooded with calls from guys in dresses having a meltdown in the Indy Conversation Center because he thought he saw a Nazi in the vendor hall.
Eventually the con will be a husk of its former self. Too woke for normies, never woke enough for the growing number of lunatics in the RPG community.
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I have a good feeling that Fatrick is once again falling for a troll.
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There were other news articles about how they're flipping out about abortion laws in Indiana now, they'll shut it down or move in to someplace like Upstate NY because they see NY and don't understand that they'll get chased out of town up there.
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Jane is p much confirmed to be a domain parker that's been sued by 20th century fox for parking. Namecheap is offering me the chance to bid for it but it starts at 199.
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New url bit: paquasi.co
All the greatest writers and mechanics use this tld.
All the greatest writers and mechanics use this tld.
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He's clearly desperate for human contact, in addition to having no life at all.
If you're gainfully employed, happily married [especially with children] or already have a full plate of real-life friends and acquaintances, where would you even find the time to have one of these conversations he has to get tangled up in a dozen times per day?
And after that, taking screenshots of all these conversations with complete strangers in private twaTTer messages, text messages, Emails with alleged media personalities and even members of law enforcement, and racing to twaTTer to post pictures of them so he can have more conversations with his freak battalion.
It's a sad thing that no one in his orbit ever cared enough about him to slap him across the face and tell him that internets aren't serious business.
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She deserves the full force of the SFWA's legal war chest.