Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Smegma Gaming]

Sounds like the only reason you believe you have chemistry with him is because he's done some mundane low effort shit on your behalf a few times, that's really sad. Bet the guy is like some old ass man with his hand on his cock 24/7.

How did you meet this guy anyway?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And the Wogglebug's marriage to the Beetle princess is the only actual romance of the series.

Poor king Ethanol, stuck in a loveless marriage for political reasons
No wonder he turned to booze.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

Still don't believe that anyone would be interested in you romantically unless they were retarded themselves (considering your vapid demeanour), if you don't produce evidence of this chemistry it'll just sound like your full of shit.

If it is true they're likely sucking up to you so they can steal your wogglebucks.

Evidence beyond me being here and saying hey she's cool?

You tryna get some insight into me bby?
We share a view of the world, it's shifty make it as nice as possible

We share a lack of religion and a distaste towards religious nuts.

We are from the same timeline both aged 37 years

Other then that I'm unsure what you're after
Hit me up if you'd like to discuss chems further.

She does have more fans then just in the server. I've ran across some in other servers, though that's a private affair

I will say we made a new fan, a peek teacher I know who absolutely loves the wogglebug manners book
She even did a fanart but it's way too good to be stolen for profit

 

[Fiend Cat]

Evidence beyond me being here and saying hey she's cool?

You tryna get some insight into me bby?
We share a view of the world, it's shifty make it as nice as possible

We share a lack of religion and a distaste towards religious nuts.

We are from the same timeline both aged 37 years

Other then that I'm unsure what you're after
Hit me up if you'd like to discuss chems further.

She does have more fans then just in the server. I've ran across some in other servers, though that's a private affair

I will say we made a new fan, a peek teacher I know who absolutely loves the wogglebug manners book
She even did a fanart but it's way too good to be stolen for profit

Who are these fans? We've been asking this question for years, and she constantly avoids it.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

Who are these fans? We've been asking this question for years, and she constantly avoids it.

Random people who stumble upon her and her work?
Teachers parents
People just bored and interested in the wogglebug. Stories?

They're just fans like any other


I understand simple honest answers don't give much fuel to the fire, or feed for the bears, but then is there even a fire anymore?
The bears are getting pretty old aswell. Might me tired of getting their bellies rubbed

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Hit me up if you'd like to discuss chems.

Your username is incredibly homophobic and goes against atheist ideals, I'm telling Cherie about this.

Also discuss CHEMS?!?! Drugs are bad, Cynthia's mother will be so mad when I call her and tell her about how Cynthia's associating with a drug addict like you Mr Homophobe. All this could've been prevented if Cynthia simply accepted Mr Wogglebugs' sexuality, Wogglebug loves Frogman and no amount of revision will ever change that.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

You tryna get some insight into me bby?

Yes you weirdo. Yes we are.

We share a view of the world, it's shifty make it as nice as possible

Elaborate. Cherie’s world is the bug.

We share a lack of religion and a distaste towards religious nuts.

What defines a ‘religious nut’? Someone who’s religious or actual fundies?

We are from the same timeline both aged 37 years

>timeline
Ugh, ok so you’re the same age. That means jack shit, you’re also the same age as some nigger in the pen for stabbing his homie over the last crack rock.

Other then that I'm unsure what you're after
Hit me up if you'd like to discuss chems further.

Are you similarly autistic? Because I’m getting those vibes. What about Cherie’s personality makes you think she’s girlfriend material? (hardmode: no mentioning of Woggie or related persuits, or the fact that she happens to be a girl/woman-thing).

I've ran across some in other servers, though that's a private affair

Kinky.

I will say we made a new fan, a peek teacher I know who absolutely loves the wogglebug manners book
She even did a fanart but it's way too good to be stolen for profit

What the fuck is a peek teacher? Nobody is making profit off of Wogglebug.

You do not quell my suspicions. My annoyance at Cynthia doesn’t come close to my hatred of grifters and weens who fail to understand that one must keep their arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

 

[Mary Jane]

And wolfings is @Wogglebugisntgay

Kind of proving our point, Cher.

 

[Trombonista]

imagine what she could accomplish if everyone worked with her and not against her

Hey, I tried, but she doesn't actually accept awesome ideas.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

Yes you weirdo. Yes we are.

Elaborate. Cherie’s world is the bug.

What defines a ‘religious nut’? Someone who’s religious or actual fundies?

>timeline
Ugh, ok so you’re the same age. That means jack shit, you’re also the same age as some nigger in the pen for stabbing his homie over the last crack rock.

Are you similarly autistic? Because I’m getting those vibes. What about Cherie’s personality makes you think she’s girlfriend material? (hardmode: no mentioning of Woggie or related persuits, or the fact that he happens to be a girl/woman-thing).

Kinky.

What the fuck is a peek teacher? Nobody is making profit off of Wogglebug.

You do not quell my suspicions.

You're a fun bunch, a peek teacher is a pre k teacher typed incorrectly

What about any of your, I'd assume animie crushes makes you feel they're worthy of waifu status?

The personal developing relationship between us is hardly your concern. Albeit I did give you some response in an attempt to dissuade the notion that I'm scamming her.
Beyond that lol no. I'm a private person

Some people relate to eachother. And some people call everyone autistic
Maybe she's more original then you lot eh

 

[s0mbra]

This just keeps getting better and better
My fave cows have been a little boring lately, Cherie is quickly woggling her way to the top of my list.
I'll put $50 on this bf being a troll. If it turns out he's legit, I'll buy him a troo n honest badge.

That is not the case at all. It's just that most of them hang out in my Discord server and I didn't know how to take screenshots of it. But I just had @Wogglebugisntgay take a screenshot of the General Discussion server. I have more fans than these but most of them have had private conversations with me in the Discord sever and as I said I don't know how to take screenshots of those. And likely posting such here could be a violation of their privacy anyway. You guys are no fans of mine at all. And I am absolutely not retarded.

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Wow, you sure showed me!
All those adoring fans!

So glad you found another edgy atheist to hook up with. I finally figured out why you made woggy and froggy gay! To own those big mean old religious nuts of course!
It's genius!

 

[McSneaks]

Sounds like the only reason you believe you have chemistry with him is because he's done some mundane low effort shit on your behalf a few times, that's really sad. Bet the guy is like some old ass man with his hand on his cock 24/7.

How did you meet this guy anyway?

That's not his hand it's a hyperrealistic Wogglebug mouth, what with him being gay and all.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

This just keeps getting better and better
My fave cows have been a little boring lately, Cherie is quickly woggling her way to the top of my list.
I'll put $50 on this bf being a troll. If it turns out he's legit, I'll buy him a troo n honest badge.


Wow, you sure showed me!
All those adoring fans!

So glad you found another edgy atheist to hook up with. I finally figured out why you made woggy and froggy gay! To own those big mean old religious nuts of course!
It's genius!

We aren't officially bf and gf yet, stop rushing our relationship and making it progress at an unnatural speed

I'm not a troll, that's an obscure dirty title isn't it? Who would want to be that

Woggle bug and frogman love eachother, but love doesn't mean buttsex
Love can be innocent friendship that evolves into a deep love for eachother without it being a romantic deal


Clearly you just expect she'll respond if you say lol gay

That's getting redundant isn't it?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm not quoting anyone individually because honestly thats time consuming and I haven't had coffee yet.

Pussy. A real man would go and post without the need for stimulants.

We do have a lot in common, our age, for one. And some details of our personal lives.

Oh so you're a retard with Fragile X syndrome as well? Good to know.

I'd never ask her for money that's a shit thing to assume, though given the inviroment we're in, it's actually nice of you guys to give her such advice.

What the fuck is an "inviroment"? Did you mean environment? If so you're a retard for not being able to spell a rather simple word. And we're equal opportunity offenders. We will give advice if it's warranted.

Everyone has different taste in looks eh? You say she's ugly and retarded, I say she's beautiful and brilliant

So are you blind as well as retarded? There's no way anybody could look at that neanderthal and think they're attractive. You gotta be trolling.

She's chasing her dreams thats something few people have the guts to do. That alone is amazing

No it isn't. If you succeed it's amazing. If you don't you're stupid.

And wogglebuglover, that made me happy seeing your comments about our commonality and possible future relations

Liar. You're as much a troll as half the people on her Discord.

I don't know that these guys will ever step back and look at it from an innocent perspective but they should. Bringing something good and honest to children isn't a bad thing and I fully support her endeavors, imagine what she could accomplish if everyone worked with her and not against her

There's a difference bringing something to kids and bringing something good to kids. The people who go about saying, "sure it's not Shakespeare but it's for kids what do you expect?" are actually saying that they have no respect for children and would rather they watch some drek quietly for half an hour so long as it shuts them up.

All I know is my parents would never have bought or shown us the Wogglebug cartoons because they actually respected our intelligence.

I am being totally honest in telling you there is nothing bisexual going on in my series. Wogglebug and Frogman are straight best friends. And the Wogglebug's marriage to the Beetle princess is the only actual romance of the series.

Sorry but no dice. Woggie has said, twice now, that he's gay and we've all seen the gay subtext in the cartoons so it's pretty obvious that Froggy is gay and Woggie is gay for Froggy and Woggie will marry the Beetle Princess for the good of Genoma but it will be a marriage that is never consummated.

I will say we made a new fan, a peek teacher

Dafuq is a "peek teacher"? Is that an actual word or is it that you don't know basic grammar and spelling? You know like ending a sentence with a period you retard.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

Pussy. A real man would go and post without the need for stimulants.


Oh so you're a retard with Fragile X syndrome as well? Good to know.


What the fuck is an "inviroment"? Did you mean environment? If so you're a retard for not being able to spell a rather simple word. And we're equal opportunity offenders. We will give advice if it's warranted.


So are you blind as well as retarded? There's no way anybody could look at that neanderthal and think they're attractive. You gotta be trolling.


No it isn't. If you succeed it's amazing. If you don't you're stupid.


Liar. You're as much a troll as half the people on her Discord.


There's a difference bringing something to kids and bringing something good to kids. The people who go about saying, "sure it's not Shakespeare but it's for kids what do you expect?" are actually saying that they have no respect for children and would rather they watch some drek quietly for half an hour so long as it shuts them up.

All I know is my parents would never have bought or shown us the Wogglebug cartoons because they actually respected our intelligence.


Sorry but no dice. Woggie has said, twice now, that he's gay and we've all seen the gay subtext in the cartoons so it's pretty obvious that Froggy is gay and Woggie is gay for Froggy and Woggie will marry the Beetle Princess for the good of Genoma but it will be a marriage that is never consummated.


Dafuq is a "peek teacher"? Is that an actual word or is it that you don't know basic grammar and spelling? You know like ending a sentence with a period you retard.

I am learning reabled forgive my typos and misspelling plz thx

 

[Mary Jane]

I am learning reabled forgive my typos and misspelling plz thx

Okay, which one of you kiwitards owns this account?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Evidence beyond me being here and saying hey she's cool?

You tryna get some insight into me bby?
We share a view of the world, it's shifty make it as nice as possible

We share a lack of religion and a distaste towards religious nuts.

We are from the same timeline both aged 37 years

Other then that I'm unsure what you're after
Hit me up if you'd like to discuss chems further.

She does have more fans then just in the server. I've ran across some in other servers, though that's a private affair

I will say we made a new fan, a peek teacher I know who absolutely loves the wogglebug manners book
She even did a fanart but it's way too good to be stolen for profit

Ok cut the sanctimonious shit already.
There's a few ways this reads.

You discovered Cherie and the Wogglebugger in much the same way everybody else did.
Going down this rabbit hole out of morbid curiosity and freudenschade/schadenfreude, watching her bizarre creations as someone watches a crack head flip out at Wendy's or cringe compilations on YouTube, knowing you probably shouldn't be laughing but there you are in the corner with your burger or in the comments cracking wise yukking it up with everyone else.

But oh no, whats this?!
You feel, guilt?!
But you're a good person, right?
Right?!

You better overcompensate by crusading against that sort of shameful behavior, calling out those unenlightened individuals who are guilty of the exact same crime you committed no less than 15 minutes ago, that most heinous of atrocities, laughing at people acting dumb on and off the internet...
Wagging your righteous disapproving finger at all those who still continue to not give a fuck because you do.
You care, so fucking much now...
And I bet everyone clapped...

This

Bet the guy is like some old ass man with his hand on his cock 24/7.

Or these

Uh....I genuinely suspect you're being groomed and/or scammed here. Haven't you said before you don't experience romantic and sexual feelings for either gender? What's suddenly different? Genuine asexuality is actually a real thing with severe autistics, so I never disbelieved that. Please think about whether what you're feeling is actually "chemistry" or just considerable happiness and satisfaction at being praised and enabled in the way you want to be.
And for the love of god - DON'T exchange money or highly personal info. That means things like mommy's bank details.

If it is true they're likely sucking up to you so they can steal your wogglebucks.

He's going to ask you for money for his "broken car" or something along those lines, because he's trying to scam you. Don't give him any money, Cherie.

Maybe just maybe you are simply another troll in an ocean of trolls, in it for the long haul, convincing sweet stupid Cynthia that you are her true and honest fan by kissing ass and "defending" her Mr. Wogglebug from all those dang dirty Kiwis, only to get closer to her and her inner circle of like six other trolls doing the exact same thing, gaining her trust for whatever you have planned.
Something involving Fallout?
You mentioned CWC so perhaps you watch Last Terminal Network and were inspired...

Or why not all of the above?
After all, autistic schizophrenics of a feather internet together.
I mean that's the majority of the Farms, both cows and farmers alike...

Whatever the reason, you have succeeded in making yourself look a dick on here, welcome to the club I guess...
Are we cunts, almost certainly, but yada yada just watch the fucking clip

@WogglebugLover listen real close now...

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

Ok cut the sanctimonious shit already.
There are a few ways this reads.

You discovered Cherie and the Wogglebugger in much the same way everybody else did.
Going down this rabbit hole out of morbid curiosity and freudenschade/schadenfreude, watching her bizarre creations as someone watches a crack head flip out at Wendy's or cringe compilations on YouTube, knowing you probably shouldn't be laughing but there you are in the corner with your burger or in the comments cracking wise yukking it up with everyone else.
But oh no, whats this?!
You feel, guilt?!
But you're a good person, right?
Right?!
You better overcompensate by crusading against that sort of shameful behavior, calling out those unenlightened individuals who are guilty of the exact same crime you committed no less than 15 minutes ago, that most heinous of atrocities, laughing at people acting dumb on and off the internet...
Wagging your righteous disapproving finger at all those who still continue to not give a fuck because you do.
You care, so fucking much now...
And I bet everyone clapped...

This


Or these




Maybe just maybe, you are just another troll in an ocean of trolls, in it for the long haul, convincing sweet stupid Cynthia that you are her true and honest fan by kissing ass and "defending" her Mr. Wogglebug from all those mean old Kiwis, only to get closer to her and her inner circles of like six other trolls doing the exact same thing, gaining her trust for whatever you have planned.
Something involving Fallout?
You mentioned CWC so perhaps you watch Last Terminal Network and were inspired...

Or why not all of the above?
After all, autistic schizophrenics of a feather internet together.
I mean that's the majority of the Farms, both cows and farmers alike...

Whatever the reason you have succeeded in making yourself look a dick on here, welcome to the club I guess...
Are we cunts, almost certainly, but yada yada just watch the fucking clip

@WogglebugLover listen real close now...

Insightful but wrong.

I actually had interactions with cwc back in the day, if you go in the way back machine to before the trans bullshit
I don't need to be inspired by anyone on his behalf lol

I found her on a discord server I researched her, her intentions are pure she's simply following her dreams

We developed a close friendship, conceivably more. Which you guys would like to pick apart and that's cool but nah

I'd like nothing more then to see her succeed in her endeavors

 

[s0mbra]

I can't wait for the litter patter of lil tardlett feet :,)

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I'd like nothing more then to see her succeed in her endeavors

FFS Just read the damn thread already!