Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[veeeeeeeee]

what the fuck is a wogglebug. what drives a man to take a character from an obscure sequel to a children's novel published in 1904 and go "ah, this one right here. this is the character i will obsess over for the next several years"

side note: while googling 'wogglebug' i came across this pretty cool-looking voltage controller. to my knowledge it has nothing to do with the character in question

 

[Mary Jane]

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?
She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?
K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

Cherie, who did you hire to post this, and how much did you pay them? For tax purposes.

 

[WogglebugLover]

That's twice now that Woggie has said that he's gay. That's not something a normally heterosexual bug-man would say unless he was really gay and somebody, like Cynthia, was trying to keep him in the closet. Why are you forcing Mr. Wogglebug to stay straight when he's said that he is twice? And maybe there's a chance he's not gay but just gay for Froggie. It's really possible for somebody who's not gay, or straight, can fall in love with somebody who is. Did you ever see reruns of that old sitcom from the 80's "Family Ties" with a young Michael J Fox? The woman that played the mother in that series Meredith Baxter was married several times. But in 2005 at the age of 58 she fell in love with a woman. That's pretty late for latency which normally shows up in your mid to late 20's and early 30's where you realize you're gay. But while she identifies as a lesbian now back then she didn't and simply chalked it up to falling in love with the person and not because of her sex.

So it's possible that Woggie is straight but loves Froggie not because he's a man but because he's Froggie and there's just something about his froggyness that attracts him. But Froggie? Totally gay.

Woggie is not gay. And I am not retarded and so that is why I know exactly what that video really is. It is just some troll/hacker messing with a pre-existing video I made and manipulating through editing in a stupid attempt to try to get me to think exactly what you just said you want me to think and do exactly what you all seem to want me to do. And it just won't work. I just won't do anything I don't want. And fans like @Andrew Neiman and others I have who are in support of a straight Wogglebug and Frogman and are in favor of the Wogglebug marrying the Beetle Princess are people I would always value so much more as fans than people like you as a fan any day. And the Wogglebug will marry the Beetle Princess and never marry the Frogman because for one thing he is never going to divorce the Beetle Princess.

Cherie, who did you hire to post this, and how much did you pay them? For tax purposes.

He is not anyone who was paid to say anything in my defense. He is one of the friends of mine I made through my Discord server who found this website by searching Google for more about me and decided on his own entirely to make an account here just to defend me. I never told him to, and certainly never paid him to. I would never hire and pay anyone to defend me on here as that wouldn't be honest of me.

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

And I know you more than likely will not believe me about this. But it really is all true.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

And fans like @Andrew Neiman and others I have who are in support of a straight Wogglebug and Frogman and are in favor of the Wogglebug marrying the Beetle Princess are people I would always value so much more as fans than people like you as a fan any day. And the Wogglebug will marry the Beetle Princess and never marry the Frogman because for one thing he is never going to divorce the Beetle Princess.

Keeping the Wogglebug straight is not just a good moral decision, it is a good business decision too. There are probably hundreds of Wogglebug fans who would get offended and leave the fandom if the Wogglebug embraced the horrendous unholy perversions of homosexuality. Thankfully we know Cynthia will never listen to the trolls and will make sure the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess and stays only friends with the Frogman.

 

[Puddleduck]

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

And I know you more than likely will not believe me about this. But it really is all true.

Okay. I can see where this is going. Never give him any money.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

He is not anyone who was paid to say anything in my defense. He is one of the friends of mine I made through my Discord server who found this website by searching Google for more about me and decided on his own entirely to make an account here just to defend me. I never told him to, and certainly never paid him to. I would never hire and pay anyone to defend me on here as that wouldn't be honest of me.

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

And I know you more than likely will not believe me about this. But it really is all true.

Uh…I thought you were asexual or something? Tell us about these commonalities. Where does he live? You don’t have to give specifics, but is he in the same country? Has he asked for ANY financial assistance in ANY way? Not trying to be a dick Cynth, but when things seem too good to be true they often are. And it’s not because I don’t believe you, trust me.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

I don't believe for a second this friend from Discord is real, nor do I believe you have the capacity to make your own Discord server. Unless you provide evidence of this server and info about your friend, we'll think your not being TRUE and HONEST.

 

[Mary Jane]

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

And I know you more than likely will not believe me about this. But it really is all true.

I would've rather they had been a sock or from fiverr. He's going to ask you for money for his "broken car" or something along those lines, because he's trying to scam you. Don't give him any money, Cherie.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Woggie is not gay.

Right. As I said he's totally straight but also totally gay for Froggie who I might add is so gay he shits rainbows. If Liberace was around he'd tell Froggie to tone it down a bit. That's how gay he is.

And I am not retarded

Yes you are. I know it's hard for you to admit it but with Fragile X syndrome, which you totally have, it means you're a retard. Q.E.D.

I know exactly what that video really is.

Yes. It's a video of Woggie admitting he's gay... for Froggie. That bit must have gotten cut out at the very end.

It is just some troll/hacker messing with a pre-existing video I made and manipulating through editing in a stupid attempt to try to get me to think exactly what you just said you want me to think and do exactly what you all seem to want me to do.

Really? All I saw was Woggie admitting he was gay. Can you point to these other parts in the video where Woggie confirms this? I must have missed those.

I just won't do anything I don't want.

Well yeah. We all know you're stubborn. That's not much of a surprise.

And fans like @Andrew Neiman and others I have who are in support of a straight Wogglebug and Frogman and are in favor of the Wogglebug marrying the Beetle Princess are people I would always value so much more as fans than people like you as a fan any day.

I love irony especially when it flies over your head.

And the Wogglebug will marry the Beetle Princess and never marry the Frogman because for one thing he is never going to divorce the Beetle Princess.

Which is why it's going to be a political marriage only. Woggie will marry the Beetle Princess because it's what Genoma expects. Then at night he goes next door into Froggy's room where they have mad gay buttsex and the Beetle Princess chooses one of her guards to service her because there's no way that she's going to let Woggie impregnate her.

That way Genoma is happy because the Beetle Princess and Woggie have married, Froggy and Woggie are happy because they get to be together and the Beetle Princess is happy because she gets railed on a regular basis and when she had kids she just says they're Woggie's and people believe her because they're stupid.

I'm so glad we're on the same page here.

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

Oh my GAWD! Are you for real? I knew you were a retard but this is just beyond ridiculous. Anybody who takes a look at your neanderthal face would immediately feel the need to join the French Foreign Legion just to make sure they will never had to be your boyfriend. I would wager that this person is a troll who is trying very hard to catfish you. There is no way in hell they are legit.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

Uh....I genuinely suspect you're being groomed and/or scammed here. Haven't you said before you don't experience romantic and sexual feelings for either gender? What's suddenly different? Genuine asexuality is actually a real thing with severe autistics, so I never disbelieved that. Please think about whether what you're feeling is actually "chemistry" or just considerable happiness and satisfaction at being praised and enabled in the way you want to be.
And for the love of god - DON'T exchange money or highly personal info. That means things like mommy's bank details.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

This is a forum dedicated to archiving and discussing actions of online eccentrics. I believe she fits the description and provides a lot of content.

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

This is not any kind of online vigilantism or true crime community. We're here to have good time and laugh, not to punish people.
She willingly engages with us. Engaging with people of interest outside the forum is prohibited and shunned here.

And this guy is not only just my friend, he has made me feel we could become boyfriend and girlfriend because we have so much in common, and he calls me beautiful, and I feel a good amount of chemistry between us.

He called you a retard:

K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

I'm not quoting anyone individually because honestly thats time consuming and I haven't had coffee yet.

We do have a lot in common, our age, for one. And some details of our personal lives.

I'd never ask her for money that's a shit thing to assume, though given the inviroment we're in, it's actually nice of you guys to give her such advice.

Everyone has different taste in looks eh? You say she's ugly and retarded, I say she's beautiful and brilliant

She's chasing her dreams thats something few people have the guts to do. That alone is amazing

And wogglebuglover, that made me happy seeing your comments about our commonality and possible future relations


I don't know that these guys will ever step back and look at it from an innocent perspective but they should. Bringing something good and honest to children isn't a bad thing and I fully support her endeavors, imagine what she could accomplish if everyone worked with her and not against her

 

[Overcast]

@Wogglebugisntgay

If what Cherie is saying is true, RUN! She’ll probably get you to wear a Wogglebug suit and have you make out with her dentures!

 

[s0mbra]

Can you show us these fans?
Surely they must leave tons of comments on YouTube, Facebook, etc?
Can you provide screenshots of these true and honest fans?

And I'm talking more than 4. Your parents don't count.

Just as I thought.
Ignored because there are none
Face it Wogglewanker, we're the closest thing you got to fans.
Too bad she's too genuinely retarded to see this.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

@Wogglebugisntgay

If what Cherie is saying is true, RUN! She’ll probably get you to wear a Wogglebug suit and have you make out with her dentures!

I mean, role-playing is healthy so

 

[WogglebugLover]

Just as I thought.
Ignored because there are none
Face it Wogglewanker, we're the closest thing you got to fans.
Too bad she's too genuinely retarded to see this.

That is not the case at all. It's just that most of them hang out in my Discord server and I didn't know how to take screenshots of it. But I just had @Wogglebugisntgay take a screenshot of the General Discussion server. I have more fans than these but most of them have had private conversations with me in the Discord sever and as I said I don't know how to take screenshots of those. And likely posting such here could be a violation of their privacy anyway. You guys are no fans of mine at all. And I am absolutely not retarded.

 

[Mary Jane]

This isn't how people who aren't trolls speak.

Spoiler

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

You guys are too small-brained. The real endgame is Beetle/Woggie/Froggy bisexual threesome. A little straight, a little gay. Everyone wins. Love wins.

@Wogglebugisntgay Will you travel to scenic Columbus, Ohio to bring flowers and chicken nuggies to Cynthia and profess your love? If you're too worried about getting rushed by either migrant druggies or her complex's cockroach population, I understand. Bring a can of Raid either way.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

You guys are no fans of mine at all. And I am absolutely not retarded.

Still don't believe that anyone would be interested in you romantically unless they were retarded themselves (considering your vapid demeanour), if you don't produce evidence of this chemistry it'll just sound like your full of shit.

If it is true they're likely sucking up to you so they can steal your wogglebucks.

 

[WogglebugLover]

This isn't how people who aren't trolls speak.

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I can honestly testify that these are not trolls. While I have had to remove at least 10 trolls from my server, if not more over the years. These people are legit fans. And wolfings is @Wogglebugisntgay

You guys are too small-brained. The real endgame is Beetle/Woggie/Froggy bisexual threesome. A little straight, a little gay. Everyone wins. Love wins.

I am being totally honest in telling you there is nothing bisexual going on in my series. Wogglebug and Frogman are straight best friends. And the Wogglebug's marriage to the Beetle princess is the only actual romance of the series.