Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[PaulGilgore]

i hope you're not filling up his voicemail, those do fill up quick!
That'd be annoying!

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/tee-hee.20081/

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Foreshadowing:



I’ve never been so delighted by an event I have zero interest in. Will Pat be giving everyone a closer look at the home planet that’s the subject of his next book?

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve never been so delighted by an event I have zero interest in. Will Pat be giving everyone a closer look at the home planet that’s the subject of his next book?

Imagine giving a lecture on a subject where you're so flabbergastingly stupid and incompetent that "don't feed the trolls" is above your retarded level of understanding.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Oh but little baby child, this isn’t a prank. He’s being stalked by an inter dimensional lizard.

The Lizard King is better at writing old school Dungeons and Dragons villain threats than damn near everybody at present-day GenCon. I hope that rascal manifests and DMs a game with Patrick at the table, where he must listen in awe and compliment the Lizard King, until the final reveal!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If someone sent me a rude text, I’d roll my eyes and delete it because that action ends the interaction! If you want it to stop, that’s how to stop it.

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. The only possible approach is to engage at all costs and make sure they’re well aware of every minute you spend seething. Fucking duh!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

He puts in maps because his friends are all MAPs, not understanding that there's more there than what he sees.

Fatrick is either too fat and dumb to comprehend what MAPs mean in modern science-fiction, or is complicit and happy to accept any meat for his grinder. Pat and Paul on a maps panel is pretty fucking amusing, ngl.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

will Pat be giving everyone a closer look at the home planet that’s the subject of his next book?

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Planet: Pepperon-1
Climate: Dry Cured
Pat: Fat

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Fatrick the Drunken and his Mage of the Dark Wind wander too far into a dungeon and hear:
Lizard King: THE MAN OF PIG AND HIS WOMANLY CONCUBINE THE SCARECROW DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER!
Fatrick: We run from the Lizard King back to the Tavern of Hooligans
Fatrick the Drunken rolls a 1 and is stuck in the dungeon, bound to listen to Lizard King for eternity
Dark Wind Niki rolls a nat20 and escapes back to town.
DM: Fart pirates from the land of Nog eye Dark Wind Niki

 

[Meat Target]

Random encounter with the Rascals raider gang:

"Just admit that Lord Norman of MacDonald was funny, and their will be an end to the horror!"

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Random encounter with the Rascals raider gang:

"Just admit that Lord Norman of MacDonald was funny, and their will be an end to the horror!"

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after all that has happened with fatrick i totally forget that it all basically comes down to piggy said norm wasnt funny. it's so funy how that one domino set off this chain of events which has lead him from being a nobody to the lolcow of the year(potentially).

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Catching up on this thread after a few days and it’s a surreal read. A pretty big convention letting itself be held hostage by a bunch of shitposters. Pretty succinct summary of what SFF is nowadays - a bunch of intensely paranoid dangerhairs who live online and can’t handle anything they can’t directly control.

IMO one of the lesser talked about consequences of GG is how it enabled these people. Mean words online stopped being just that, the popular press declared it a major issue threatening humanity, and as a result a swathe of people were validated in their histrionics instead of just hitting the Block button like they’d been told to for years prior.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

after all that has happened with fatrick i totally forget that it all basically comes down to piggy said norm wasnt funny. it's so funy how that one domino set off this chain of events which has lead him from being a nobody to the lolcow of the year(potentially).

In 1994, two niggery Tunisians played a parody song about OJ Simpson in a radio station.

And then, yada yada yada, in 2018 a fat failed sci-fi author started getting brutally mocked for saying Norm Macdonald wasn't funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Christ what a fucking asshole.






Lol


Greedy piggy thinks a union would guarantee him a cushy life for writing garbage that sells fewer copies than the Auschwitz slam book.




Speaking of comedians Pat is far too stupid to ever get, I think Neil Hamburger himself would get a kick out of him. Pat is impossible not to laugh at.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of comedians Pat is far too stupid to ever get, I think Neil Hamburger himself would get a kick out of him. Pat is impossible not to laugh at.

I'm pretty sure the opinion of a 1.2 GPA short bus retard on something based on math is worth listening to. Maybe he should go back to the plane of the eclectic.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

 

[Helium Bubble]

Christ what a fucking asshole.

(Snip)

Patrick is fat, but didn’t Celsius implode?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

after all that has happened with fatrick i totally forget that it all basically comes down to piggy said norm wasnt funny. it's so funy how that one domino set off this chain of events which has lead him from being a nobody to the lolcow of the year(potentially).

That's the case for the most of known cows honestly. When they try to "fight back" they usually rise from "just a weirdo" to "comedy powerhouse" in a matter of days. Like if Chris didn't film his second video, where he scolded everyone critical of him, I doubt he would become something which he is today.
Or my favorite example - there is a prank call victim from Russia known as ICC Grandpa, since he liked to answer calls with "information and computing center is on the line!" Some uni students called him back in the 90s and recorded around an hour of calls on a cassette player, they even went so far that they impersonated phone company employees to find out his new phone number (yes, he changed it after a couple of dozens of calls). They even shared his number among their friends as "call it if you want to laugh your ass off". But the thing is they weren't some prank callers that specifically looked for someone to troll, no, all of this has started because one of them wanted to call a girl, but misdialed her number, calling ICC Grandpa instead, and when he asked for her, instead he got a portion of slurs and offences that was going for two minutes straight, which he wasn't able to interrupt, so shocked he was. All of this could be easily avoided if that man just sucked it up and calmly replied "you dialed a wrong number, bye".

 

[Boston Brand]

I feel for the city and businesses in downtown Indianapolis. Over the years they learned to embrace the con when it was somewhat...normal? I believe it's the biggest one they host (or used to be).

But it's hard to underestimate just how much the current regime (I think they took over in 2015) is determined to run this convention into the ground. They're keeping a significant amount of former attendees away due to the draconian Vax & Mask policy. Now the Indy PD is going to be flooded with calls from guys in dresses having a meltdown in the Indy Conversation Center because he thought he saw a Nazi in the vendor hall.

Eventually the con will be a husk of its former self. Too woke for normies, never woke enough for the growing number of lunatics in the RPG community.

Apparently there are some new people involved at least in the Writers Track that are desperately trying to right the ship. Want to come out with guns blazing next year.

Because it doesn't take a genius to know that RA Salvatore and some top notch sword and sorcery authors aside, a good chunk of this year's "authors" are the dregs of SFWA and Worldcon, and they pull the kind of numbers that reflect that.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Planet: Pepperon-1
Climate: Dry Cured
Pat: Fat

Wheel: Torqued

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Wheel: Torqued

Stalkers Childs: Behind bars