DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DentSidePhil]

As we live rent free in his head. lol. Is this your passive aggressive way to be able to say "I admitted it. It was 'literally' on my twitter profile!" like it means anything Phail? You baby tantrums are really hetting weak my boy.

Ah, one of his "YOU ASKED FOR THIS!" polls.

He's been whaling hard. Was out of the top 5 active in faction last week to number 2 today.

I dare him to do it. He actually could get away with it since no one realistically follows him.

Then stop being toxic dude. Granted, then no one would know at all who you are.

I had no idea he was still whaling hard in this last week. It got me thinking because a normal person would probably lay low and stop whaling for a little while until the heat died down. Ahhbviously not dave because he's a gambling degenerate BUT I have to wonder if his ego is that precious to him that he's actually trying hard to rank up and become noteworthy in the game because he knows full well us mentally ill detractors are watching his every move in the game. His dents either know and don't care he plays and the remainder lack the IQ to recognise the lies.
Mybe in phils little brain he's a winner for being Number 2 in some dogshit gacha game.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil's idea of sarcasm will always be strange to me. For example, when he got trolled in Friday The 13th, he "sarcastically" says this

It's(almost)always him going "Yes, that's exactly what I did, you're absolutely right" and then calling them an idiot afterwards

I think in most cases, it seems to be that he's being hit with facts that he knows are true and therefore can't defend. It's also probably the fact that he's slow and can't come up with comebacks quick enough.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

You're very kind, but even my wife calls me an autistic fuck.

We love our neuro divergent folx around here.

 

[Iron Hamster]

3. If half your face is paralyzed from a stroke and your teeth have rotted out from gin and juice it may be hard to pull off facial expressions that convey sarcasm.

It was burned up in a horrific near death motor vehicle accident. DEBUNKED!

I had no idea he was still whaling hard in this last week. It got me thinking because a normal person would probably lay low and stop whaling for a little while until the heat died down. Ahhbviously not dave because he's a gambling degenerate BUT I have to wonder if his ego is that precious to him that he's actually trying hard to rank up and become noteworthy in the game because he knows full well us mentally ill detractors are watching his every move in the game. His dents either know and don't care he plays and the remainder lack the IQ to recognise the lies.
Mybe in phils little brain he's a winner for being Number 2 in some dogshit gacha game.

This is the reason I looked. His extra salt lately made me think he might not be doing well with pulls.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Forgive me for this off-topic question that's probably been asked before: what was the reason why DSP sometimes used PayPal in WWE champions and sometimes used itunes? It's not that I question it was both on champions, I just never heard any speculation on why?

You answer your own question, sometimes, he pays with his itunes preauthorized charges connected to his account. Other times, he punches in paypal information when he pays and the authorization goes to paypal instead of through the connected apple account of his iphone applepay. Also, there's nothing preventing it from being expense on Champions and others, although only being Champions isn't that unlikely either. It's certainly mostly Champions since that's what he had on his phone when he outed himself lying about it in his daily post-begacy video spam.

 

[NursezillaX]

He thinks he can control the narrative by admitting the things we now have undeniable proof of, revising history to "I always said I played mobile games I just never spent a lot of money on them," and continuing to deny the mountain of other evidence that is only 99.9% proven. Plus all new lies like saying the bank leak expenses were actually hackers making charges on his account.

The thing about this is that, even if his narrative is that he plays / has always played mobile games but he doesn't spend money on them, he still is missing the mark. With this new tactic of embracing the preceding narrative, he's not at all acknowledging why somebody who has so purposefully incorporated whining about how he never gets to spend any time with his wife / 'best friend' and that's why he needs extra money to go out to eat on his day off into his begging is wasting time playing mobile games at all. This guy has stated over and over again how little time he has, how he works so hard, how there's just no time to do any of the things people suggest to improve his business, etc, and then chooses to devote a portion of his time off stream / 'work', no matter how small, to playing mobile games? It still makes him look irresponsible and completely incompetent about how he manages his time.

He also says he had a problem spending on them in the past. With how many financial problems he claims to have, why would he be exposing himself to something that carries the potential risk of triggering the previous issues he's had? I guess it makes sense to somebody who says they 'used to be' an alcoholic as if it's something you just shut off to still indulge in activities that you previously struggled with though.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's idea of sarcasm will always be strange to me. For example, when he got trolled in Friday The 13th, he "sarcastically" says this

It's(almost)always him going "Yes, that's exactly what I did, you're absolutely right" and then calling them an idiot afterwards

Part of the problem (well, the main problem) is that Phil is so clueless on comebacks because he's never had to think on his feet. It all goes back to his form of control, which is to block/mute and then insult. He couldn't do that right away, and with his only defence not available, this is the result. It's very much in line with him turtling when confronted by guys like Jaha.

 

[Silverchair]

• Lacks the ability to make rational decisions or sound judgments
• Has a bad memory; He cannot remember anything unless it hurts his pride
• Cannot take orders from a superior due to his excessive pride and hubris
• Cannot work with others unless their actions benefit him in some way
• Cannot think collectively, and only thinks about himself; everyone else is a tool to be used
• Is solely motivated by greed. Money comes first above all else, and this often clouds his judgement
• Cannot take direction; needs to be told how to do something multiple times, even when the task is easy
• Gets easily frustrated at tasks that require actual effort
• Never thinks a step ahead; He often aims for short term results without thinking about future outcomes
• Is whiny and annoying, which I'm sure would make him come off as an absolute tool to coworkers
• Is stupid to the point of retardation: he can barely count, gets facts wrong, and makes dumb decisions
• Lies incessantly in order to cover his own skin, something I'm sure bosses would love
• Poor hygiene and cleanliness: Barely bathes, burps, snorts, and farts in public
• Is generally uncouth. He makes bad fucking jokes that are either obscene or unfunny.
• His laugh will force his fellow co-workers to Kermit suicide, thus reducing overall morale

autism at its finest

 

[Lord_Point]

Part of the problem (well, the main problem) is that Phil is so clueless on comebacks because he's never had to think on his feet. It all goes back to his form of control, which is to block/mute and then insult. He couldn't do that right away, and with his only defence not available, this is the result. It's very much in line with him turtling when confronted by guys like Jaha.

Even when hes responding to kiwifarts (that he doesnt read) and has hours/days to come up with a response he still responds like a retard. I can't find it on pigpiggo (bugged search engine dood) but he went on this weird rant about how detractors always say he has noodle arms and his response was something like "oh yeah I have noodle arms, yeah they snap off when I pick up milk. Lol OK! yeah right!" Thats the best his gin pickled brain could come up with... his arms didnt snap off when picking up milk obviously he is in good shape.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil's idea of sarcasm will always be strange to me. For example, when he got trolled in Friday The 13th, he "sarcastically" says this

It's(almost)always him going "Yes, that's exactly what I did, you're absolutely right" and then calling them an idiot afterwards

It's a schoolyard technique called Agree and Amplify. It doesn't work too good when what you're being roasted for is true.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Forgive me for this off-topic question that's probably been asked before: what was the reason why DSP sometimes used PayPal in WWE champions and sometimes used itunes? It's not that I question it was both on champions, I just never heard any speculation on why?

The majority of his payments were directly from iTunes (at least going by the bank leak data for dates between 2nd March 2020 and 18th September 2021).

As you can see from this dumbass table I made up, of the $16,010.51 in PayPal microtransactions, it appears to be that $10,162.68 relate specifically to WWE Champions, meaning that from the previously mentioned dates, he spent an estimated $42,329.77 on what appears to be only WWE Champions, if indeed this was the only mobile game he was sinking money in to.

Some payments can be taken directly from a funded PayPal account, and for sake of convenience this might have been the easier option for DSP instead of funnelling those funds into his bank account and then towards Scopely - it cuts out the middle man and is an immediate fix for Phil to instantly sink those high-grossing tips into his addiction.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I had no idea he was still whaling hard in this last week. It got me thinking because a normal person would probably lay low and stop whaling for a little while until the heat died down. Ahhbviously not dave because he's a gambling degenerate BUT I have to wonder if his ego is that precious to him that he's actually trying hard to rank up and become noteworthy in the game because he knows full well us mentally ill detractors are watching his every move in the game. His dents either know and don't care he plays and the remainder lack the IQ to recognise the lies.
Mybe in phils little brain he's a winner for being Number 2 in some dogshit gacha game.

That is why I think Phil is simply drawing a hard line at this being taken away from him. He's a spoiled amoral shit who constantly gives people reasons to work against him, and this is the last straw as far as he is concerned. If he wasn't hooked on gacha, he would probably be stubborn about the attention called to his obvious drinking problem.

The thing about this is that, even if his narrative is that he plays / has always played mobile games but he doesn't spend money on them, he still is missing the mark. With this new tactic of embracing the preceding narrative, he's not at all acknowledging why somebody who has so purposefully incorporated whining about how he never gets to spend any time with his wife / 'best friend' and that's why he needs extra money to go out to eat on his day off into his begging is wasting time playing mobile games at all. This guy has stated over and over again how little time he has, how he works so hard, how there's just no time to do any of the things people suggest to improve his business, etc, and then chooses to devote a portion of his time off stream / 'work', no matter how small, to playing mobile games? It still makes him look irresponsible and completely incompetent about how he manages his time.

He also says he had a problem spending on them in the past. With how many financial problems he claims to have, why would he be exposing himself to something that carries the potential risk of triggering the previous issues he's had? I guess it makes sense to somebody who says they 'used to be' an alcoholic as if it's something you just shut off to still indulge in activities that you previously struggled with though.

Phil does not think before he speaks or acts. Look at his adamant defense of spending more money than is wise on literally every weekly day off. He harps on it being his one day off, but it's every week. That's 56 days out of every year that he spends extra money he doesn't have according to his narrative, which makes him a liar, or not as smart about his situation as he wants to be spoken of.

This is to say nothing of the way that when he is arguing about all this, he is yelling at the criticism of his odd behavior, and ignoring the sound logic being brought to his attention. He is the one living a supposed cash-strapped life, yet it is everyone else noticing that weekly DoorDash, mobile games, various subscription services, and games he supposedly plays outside of business are not conducive to such a life. And that is just the stuff he cops to, when you add in what he doesn't, the picture obviously gets even more concerning.

It has been said before, intelligent honest people lacking in entitlement do not waste one penny on anything. They do not spend 56 days out of every single year relying entirely upon the previous day's earnings to get them through that day of indulgence. Which is all he and Fat Kat do on those 56 days: indulge their entitled natures. They're either stupid or lying.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That is why I think Phil is simply drawing a hard line at this being taken away from him. He's a spoiled amoral shit who constantly gives people reasons to work against him, and this is the last straw as far as he is concerned. If he wasn't hooked on gacha, he would probably be stubborn about the attention called to his obvious drinking problem.

Phil does not think before he speaks or acts. Look at his adamant defense of spending more money than is wise on literally every weekly day off. He harps on it being his one day off, but it's every week. That's 56 days out of every year that he spends extra money he doesn't have according to his narrative, which makes him a liar, or not as smart about his situation as he wants to be spoken of.

This is to say nothing of the way that when he is arguing about all this, he is yelling at the criticism of his odd behavior, and ignoring the sound logic being brought to his attention. He is the one living a supposed cash-strapped life, yet it is everyone else noticing that weekly DoorDash, mobile games, various subscription services, and games he supposedly plays outside of business are not conducive to such a life. And that is just the stuff he cops to, when you add in what he doesn't, the picture obviously gets even more concerning.

It has been said before, intelligent honest people lacking in entitlement do not waste one penny on anything. They do not spend 56 days out of every single year relying entirely upon the previous day's earnings to get them through that day of indulgence. Which is all he and Fat Kat do on those 56 days: indulge their entitled natures. They're either stupid or lying.

Your planet has 56 weeks in a year?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Wings has done some shitty stuff, but it’s legit been so many years, and he’s so harmless and boring now. The thing that gets me the most is wings trolls fuck with him harder, and also try to take some moral high ground more than a DSP detractor. Like they constantly keep telling him he has to apologize for something he’s said in the past, or he deserves this because of the weight loss money he all but wasted on the surgery, like these people actually care about that shit still.

Like, no DSP detractor would steal Phil’s PlayStation account and act like they are doing it because he talked about slapping that kid in VR chat, they would do it just to watch him get mad

The wings trolls just act like they are some morally righteous group every-time they fuck with him, which is obviously absurd to act like when you are striking someone’s YouTube, stealing their PlayStation account, calling hookers to his house, or constantly ordering food to his house.

If it was a wings troll that got into DSP’s bank account they’d 100% spend whatever money was in there, DSP acts like his detractors are as malicious as the ones wings deals with

Wings trolls aggressively try to worsen wings life, while most DSP detractors just dig into his personal life to try and expose his lies, because that’s way funnier and annoys Phil more. Wings doesn’t really have anything equivalent to WWE to find out about and and annoy him with

This is why I went after the wings troll groups. So it's always worrisome to come read DSP and see people wishing it was like that here and encouraging that here. DSP is a fat loser who lies and ruins his own life in slow motion. He doesn't need your help in that regard. Don't wish wings trolls on him or anyone. They do it to feel cool but a shocking number of them were very young kids. It wasn't capable adults doing precisely planned stuff but kids bumbling and occasionally catching a gay W. For what? A sad dude on anti depressants that does nothing anymore. One of the older guys was a lawyer in Canada who I guess was just bullied for being fat as a child and was angry that wings held no shame for it. That's a reason to make websites and contact girlfriends on Facebook? He did those things. It's just autistic shit. Best thing you can do is stop being stupid and wishing wings trolls would mess with DSP and go plan s prank yourself. It'll be way better and way less autistic than something done by children or angry seething old men. Trying to rev up the engine about how he deserves it is just sad because everytime you step back you're reminded that he's a stupid sad individual who lives the miserable life he's earned and that's actual karma. There's no justice involved or needed.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

The majority of his payments were directly from iTunes (at least going by the bank leak data for dates between 2nd March 2020 and 18th September 2021).

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As you can see from this dumbass table I made up, of the $16,010.51 in PayPal microtransactions, it appears to be that $10,162.68 relate specifically to WWE Champions, meaning that from the previously mentioned dates, he spent an estimated $42,329.77 on what appears to be only WWE Champions, if indeed this was the only mobile game he was sinking money in to.

Some payments can be taken directly from a funded PayPal account, and for sake of convenience this might have been the easier option for DSP instead of funnelling those funds into his bank account and then towards Scopely - it cuts out the middle man and is an immediate fix for Phil to instantly sink those high-grossing tips into his addiction.

This is the one thing I never understood about the bank leaks as my bank account doesn't list purchase from my PayPal even though its attached to my account.

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

 

[Poo Twister]

This is the one thing I never understood about the bank leaks as my bank account doesn't list purchase from my PayPal even though its attached to my account.

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

He's an idiot.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP sure loves to poke to bear. And explain to me -his over use of the fucking word toxic- that having proof of of something is considered  toxic behavior in his warped fucking mind. I hope you get it bad and even worse some day, dsp. You should've been put in your place years ago. If this isn't an invitation to fuck with him even harder by dsp himself then by God.

 

[Catadoxa]

Before he was using it to imply that the mountain of undeniable evidence he plays WWEC was somehow not legitimate because it wasn’t direct evidence of him playing the game in front of our own eyes. I’ve bitched about this before but it’s more of his disgusting abuse of the language, making it sound like “circumstantial” is some kind of lesser form of evidence.

If you don't see him directly playing it or hear him directly say the name, it's not true. Duh.

 

[Silverchair]

This is the one thing I never understood about the bank leaks as my bank account doesn't list purchase from my PayPal even though its attached to my account.

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

you can purchase through paypal and just debits your account like any other transaction

 

[Bittah Pupil]

So what Phil does is immediately transfer the tips to his bank account after the stream paying the instant transfer penalty losing a % of the total transfer. He then transfers it back to PayPal to make pulls... So the point was?????????????

The point was to be a certified retard, which Phil demonstrates on the regular in public. Besides this, imagine the shit he does in private.