DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[grump]

I guess according to phil logic if Ted Bundy came into court splattered with what appears to be blood and constantly referring to himself as 'Killer' that would prove he was completely innocent?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Confronted with undeniable evidence (that he himself produced, LOL), Phil’s new tack will be exaggeration as a way of deflection. “Why did I spend $100k on WWE Champions? I didn’t. I spent $1 million!” This approach will still satisfy his quota for lying while giving him a break from the constant denials.

Normally when a person humiliates themselves in such a manner, they make a hasty retreat. Due to the public nature of his “work” Phil cannot. After ripping an explosive, smelly fart on a crowded elevator Phil smiles uncomfortably and remains on it (forever) as the other occupants stare at him in disgust.

 

[Nixxit]

The problem is he more than likely has 2FA so unless you got hold of his phone you couldn't do anything.

Oh, that's perfect, we just need to contact that TheyCallMeDSP/DownFromTheRafters guy, he already spoofed Phil's phone once, can just do it again.

In fact, why not just do it ourselves, the guy did it only to use it just for the alliance chat app', if he can do it for so little, imagine how easy it must be !

 

[Pargon]

I usually don't really don't care about idiots on YouTube but for some reason this piece of shit really does my head in , why is YouTube allowing blatant begging? This isn't going to end well for him what happens when the inevitable happens and he no longer begs enough money to survive what has he got to fall back on? imagine his resume it will be a complete Trainwreck

No amount of money changes hands from a viewer to a streamer without someone taking a cut. This is as passive income as a huge tech conglomerate can hope for; they institute a flat percentage for every transaction then sit back as simps and retards generate cash for them 24/7. Why would they ever want to ban someone who pulls in hundreds a day on average? Especially someone as low-rent as DSP; nobody but autistic weirdos of one stripe or another care about him. He’s managed to avoid zoomer notoriety almost entirely, and zoomers are where the big money is for streaming. As unknown as he is to normies I can promise you he’s just as unknown to the generation comprising the majority of both streamers and viewers. Nobody knows who Phil is and if they did they’d only watch him for reasons similar to ours: to experience the trainwreck. And you don’t want the wheels to jump the track and crash into the Home for Quadriplegic War Orphans quite yet.

Do you?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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What is his end goal with constantly bringing up mobile games and gacha now? Being able to joke about it doesn't make it not true you're probably just getting more people to look up all the evidence Phil.

This makes me think about how he handled "The Incident". Initially bans any mention of it and stays silent about it, then later down the line, he tries to make so many self-deprecating jokes to point of running them into the ground(like he does with a lot of jokes).

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The question is, could he keep that job? Probably not.

That's an understatement lmao

For the record, Phil:

• Lacks the ability to make rational decisions or sound judgments
• Has a bad memory; He cannot remember anything unless it hurts his pride
• Cannot take orders from a superior due to his excessive pride and hubris
• Cannot work with others unless their actions benefit him in some way
• Cannot think collectively, and only thinks about himself; everyone else is a tool to be used
• Is solely motivated by greed. Money comes first above all else, and this often clouds his judgement
• Cannot take direction; needs to be told how to do something multiple times, even when the task is easy
• Gets easily frustrated at tasks that require actual effort
• Never thinks a step ahead; He often aims for short term results without thinking about future outcomes
• Is whiny and annoying, which I'm sure would make him come off as an absolute tool to coworkers
• Is stupid to the point of retardation: he can barely count, gets facts wrong, and makes dumb decisions
• Lies incessantly in order to cover his own skin, something I'm sure bosses would love
• Poor hygiene and cleanliness: Barely bathes, burps, snorts, and farts in public
• Is generally uncouth. He makes bad fucking jokes that are either obscene or unfunny.
• His laugh will force his fellow co-workers to Kermit suicide, thus reducing overall morale

Unless that job is washing dishes or mopping shit from floors, I don't see Phil doing ANY kind of job. Failing that, he can always collect bottles and live of scratch tickets. I just don't see him taking orders from a boss, actually working an honest job, and earning a paycheck. Phil is just incapable of doing anything else, and if he ever got hired, he'd be canned within the first week due to his stupidity, excessive pride, massive greed, constant lies, and his inability to work with others.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That's an understatement lmao

For the record, Phil:

• Lacks the ability to make rational decisions or sound judgments
• Has a bad memory; He cannot remember anything unless it hurts his pride
• Cannot take orders from a superior due to his excessive pride and hubris
• Cannot work with others unless their actions benefit him in some way
• Cannot think collectively, and only thinks about himself; everyone else is a tool to be used
• Is solely motivated by greed. Money comes first above all else, and this often clouds his judgement
• Cannot take direction; needs to be told how to do something multiple times, even when the task is easy
• Gets easily frustrated at tasks that require actual effort
• Never thinks a step ahead; He often aims for short term results without thinking about future outcomes
• Is whiny and annoying, which I'm sure would make him come off as an absolute tool to coworkers
• Is stupid to the point of retardation: he can barely count, gets facts wrong, and makes dumb decisions
• Lies incessantly in order to cover his own skin, something I'm sure bosses would love
• Poor hygiene and cleanliness: Barely bathes, burps, snorts, and farts in public
• Is generally uncouth. He makes bad fucking jokes that are either obscene or unfunny.
• His laugh will force his fellow co-workers to Kermit suicide, thus reducing overall morale

Unless that job is washing dishes or mopping shit from floors, I don't see Phil doing ANY kind of job. Failing that, he can always collect bottles and live of scratch tickets. I just don't see him taking orders from a boss, actually working an honest job, and earning a paycheck. Phil is just incapable of doing anything else, and if he ever got hired, he'd be canned within the first week due to his stupidity, excessive pride, massive greed, constant lies, and his inability to work with others.

Should've taken Keemstar's offer, Phil. I wonder if he told Kat about this easy money, and if she smacked the shit out of him for turning it down? Knowing Phil, he probably told a lie and said that Keemstar was going to humiliate him. Which, when you think about it, Keem did. And it didn't cost him a dime!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I noticed during his unhinged WWEC rant he pulled out the “circumstantial evidence” bullshit again.

Before he was using it to imply that the mountain of undeniable evidence he plays WWEC was somehow not legitimate because it wasn’t direct evidence of him playing the game in front of our own eyes. I’ve bitched about this before but it’s more of his disgusting abuse of the language, making it sound like “circumstantial” is some kind of lesser form of evidence.

But… now we have direct video footage of his phone displaying WWEC, on camera, on his own stream, in his own VOD.

That’s not circumstantial anymore. That’s just straight up proof.

So he really needs to shut the fuck up with the “circumstantial” bullshit.

 

[Pargon]

His laugh will force his fellow co-workers to Kermit suicide, thus reducing overall morale

Unsure whether this was a typo/autocorrect or intentional but either way all I can think about now is Muppets hurling themselves out of 30th story windows. You’ve made my Friday, thank you.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What is his end goal with constantly bringing up mobile games and gacha now? Being able to joke about it doesn't make it not true you're probably just getting more people to look up all the evidence Phil.

As we live rent free in his head. lol. Is this your passive aggressive way to be able to say "I admitted it. It was 'literally' on my twitter profile!" like it means anything Phail? You baby tantrums are really hetting weak my boy.

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More fishing for you all!
Also forgot to make this. ENJOY!

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Ah, one of his "YOU ASKED FOR THIS!" polls.

While true the amount of money we are talking now has increased significantly.

He culminated 400+ 5 star characters and was for the most part at the top. The least in the top 1% of players in that game if theirs some sorta accumulative score given out. Up until now he could remain "on top" with a couple 109.99s every other days, or if there was some in game event he hold an event and spend rapidly. We know this shit.

But now. Now if he wants to stay on top. He has to keep up with the 6 star meta. He's at square 1. Other whales will whale and his placement or ranking or success in events will go down.

He isn't deranged cause people found out what everyone already fucking knew. His dents included.

He's freaking out cause he needs to beg for another 50 to 100k if he wants to remain the topdog with his silly addiction. The supports gonna keep waining. He's not oblvious to the minority that funds his bullshit. And that that minority is shrinking and the remaining paypigges r slowly but steadily drying up.

Wwe champions was the only thing he got to level 99 on. But now he's right back on level fucking 1. True to form.

That's what I think alot of are missing lately.

The timing was so perfect.

There's no pocket deep enough to spare Phil from the fallout that is the 6 star wwe chammmmpions atom bomb


He's fucked.
Literally drowning inside.

People talk about what if his account gets deleted or banned. Nigga that's practically what's happening with the 6 stars. The boy has to somehow figure out how to do the big con all over again except he goes and fucks himself literally the same week the fucking game changes.

What more could you fucking want.

This is better than all his whales up and leaving.

Better than him getting banned from the game or YouTube.

He gonna lose his shit over this continually. And it's gonna intensify exponentially.

Every day he ain't uppppin his stable sweaty boys to six stars he dies a little more.

He's been whaling hard. Was out of the top 5 active in faction last week to number 2 today.

Just wait for the "DSP the No 1 Kiwi farm topic"

He is seriously getting more and more childish and he is just 40. They often say men get more childish when they age. Seems like his mind is right there with his boday (60years+)

I dare him to do it. He actually could get away with it since no one realistically follows him.

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Then stop being toxic dude. Granted, then no one would know at all who you are.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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What is his end goal with constantly bringing up mobile games and gacha now? Being able to joke about it doesn't make it not true you're probably just getting more people to look up all the evidence Phil.

Dave should really know better that his dents are too retarded to understand sarcasm in text form.

This does show that's still fuckin seeeetheing from his pre-stream meltdown though. Wonder if he'll rename his prestream again to something like "MOBILE GAME PLAYER PAHDCAST".

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Hey Phil, just wondering: why didn't you put "DSP The HARDCORE WWE Champions Enthusiast"? Why keep using "mobile game", when it's pretty clear which game you're whaling on?

Or even better, why don't you change your name to DownFromTheRafters?

You noticed that too, huh? The fact he refuses to say WWE Champions by name, it's always just "mobile games"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That's an understatement lmao

For the record, Phil:

• Lacks the ability to make rational decisions or sound judgments
• Has a bad memory; He cannot remember anything unless it hurts his pride
• Cannot take orders from a superior due to his excessive pride and hubris
• Cannot work with others unless their actions benefit him in some way
• Cannot think collectively, and only thinks about himself; everyone else is a tool to be used
• Is solely motivated by greed. Money comes first above all else, and this often clouds his judgement
• Cannot take direction; needs to be told how to do something multiple times, even when the task is easy
• Gets easily frustrated at tasks that require actual effort
• Never thinks a step ahead; He often aims for short term results without thinking about future outcomes
• Is whiny and annoying, which I'm sure would make him come off as an absolute tool to coworkers
• Is stupid to the point of retardation: he can barely count, gets facts wrong, and makes dumb decisions
• Lies incessantly in order to cover his own skin, something I'm sure bosses would love
• Poor hygiene and cleanliness: Barely bathes, burps, snorts, and farts in public
• Is generally uncouth. He makes bad fucking jokes that are either obscene or unfunny.
• His laugh will force his fellow co-workers to Kermit suicide, thus reducing overall morale

Unless that job is washing dishes or mopping shit from floors, I don't see Phil doing ANY kind of job. Failing that, he can always collect bottles and live of scratch tickets. I just don't see him taking orders from a boss, actually working an honest job, and earning a paycheck. Phil is just incapable of doing anything else, and if he ever got hired, he'd be canned within the first week due to his stupidity, excessive pride, massive greed, constant lies, and his inability to work with others.

I don't know dude. From your description he's the perfect fit for a lower management position.

 

[Japs_eye]

Forgive me for this off-topic question that's probably been asked before: what was the reason why DSP sometimes used PayPal in WWE champions and sometimes used itunes? It's not that I question it was both on champions, I just never heard any speculation on why?

 

[Lady Adjani]

So he really needs to shut the fuck up with the “circumstantial” bullshit.

Dave flat out said he was done talking about the drama and kiwifart conspiracy theories.

Pack it up boys.

 

[Lord_Point]

What is his end goal with constantly bringing up mobile games and gacha now? Being able to joke about it doesn't make it not true you're probably just getting more people to look up all the evidence Phil.

Leaning into it is probably the actual smart business move for once. His most loyal chairs admitted they dont give a shit where he spends the money. Also his paypigs thrive on this us vs them mentality and shit like this is their opportunity to come out and own the trolls by showing they are loyal to gout daddy no matter what. The cherry jusice on top is he also sees an influx of monumental retards throwing him 5 dollar "troll" superchats.

I love seeing Dave flounder and fail as much as the next guy, but controversy is generally good business for him. Without controversy what keeps people tuning in? gameplay? Charisma? Deep insight into game mechanics?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You noticed that too, huh? The fact he refuses to say WWE Champions by name, it's always just "mobile games"

Yeah, even in this latest rant, where he tried to argue that seeing a mobile gane app on his phone (and he knows we know which game that is) he leaves the name out. While being will to name other games he does not actively play anymore.

Phil is still trying to protect his Champions whaling, which just by itself proves that he has a lot of money invested in it, and a desire to invest even more. In his narrative, he admits he is trying to hide what games he plays so they don't get fucked with, which is reasonable enough, except that anyone else would've given it up and started playing something else, if the talk annoyed them THIS much. A looooong time ago. I mean we're not talking about an unknown pass-time here, this is a game that has already been thoroughly ruined for him by the work of Nigel and TJGamebox. We've noted before how insane it is that Not DSP hasn't quit and moved on to greener pastures, well it's every bit as insane that the goblin on screen six days a week can sit there and act like he has anything to salvage. He HAS to be sitting on something with six figures dumped into it, that he has every intention of piling onto for the rest of his life.

Seriously, there is no other explanation for holding onto a game that is already tainted and far from secret. Just look at the other games he quit, of his own volition. This one stands apart, despite being the targeted one, and it means he has plans for it. It means that seeing it on his phone does, in fact, prove that he has spent years lying about his finances.

 

[Dona Morte]

Forgot who posted acknowledging the "sarcrasm".
That is a double edged sword.
1. It is extremely tough to have sarcasm come throuh in text. Sarcasm is mostly a compound skill that requires reading the other person's body language. A higher order thinking skill. Phil is unable of that.
2. Autism is mentioned a lot here, rightfully so. People with autism most of the time cannot read autism. That process has to be taught when social skills are taught, as sarcasm is kind of like comedic timing.

ETA: One more thing. It's also visable when Phil talks aboout topics. It's almost as if he has to be qued to proceed into another topic. Like a lot of people with autism. He is regressing socially.
Trully fascinating if he was not such a POS.

Coincidentally Phil reminds me of Bree Larson in how he try to mimic human.

 

[Lord_Point]

Forgot who posted acknowledging the "sarcrasm".
That is a double edged sword.
1. It is extremely tough to have sarcasm come throuh in text. Sarcasm is mostly a compound skill that requires reading the other person's body language. A higher order thinking skill. Phil is unable of that.
2. Autism is mentioned a lot here, rightfully so. People with autism most of the time cannot read autism. That process has to be taught when social skills are taught, as sarcasm is kind of like comedic timing.

3. If half your face is paralyzed from a stroke and your teeth have rotted out from gin and juice it may be hard to pull off facial expressions that convey sarcasm.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Forgot who posted acknowledging the "sarcrasm".
That is a double edged sword.
1. It is extremely tough to have sarcasm come throuh in text. Sarcasm is mostly a compound skill that requires reading the other person's body language. A higher order thinking skill. Phil is unable of that.
2. Autism is mentioned a lot here, rightfully so. People with autism most of the time cannot read autism. That process has to be taught when social skills are taught, as sarcasm is kind of like comedic timing.

ETA: One more thing. It's also visable when Phil talks aboout topics. It's almost as if he has to be qued to proceed into another topic. Like a lot of people with autism. He is regressing socially.
Trully fascinating if he was not such a POS.

Coincidentally Phil reminds me of Bree Larson in how he try to mimic human.

Phil's idea of sarcasm will always be strange to me. For example, when he got trolled in Friday The 13th, he "sarcastically" says this

It's(almost)always him going "Yes, that's exactly what I did, you're absolutely right" and then calling them an idiot afterwards