DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The majority of his payments were directly from iTunes (at least going by the bank leak data for dates between 2nd March 2020 and 18th September 2021).

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As you can see from this dumbass table I made up, of the $16,010.51 in PayPal microtransactions, it appears to be that $10,162.68 relate specifically to WWE Champions, meaning that from the previously mentioned dates, he spent an estimated $42,329.77 on what appears to be only WWE Champions, if indeed this was the only mobile game he was sinking money in to.

Some payments can be taken directly from a funded PayPal account, and for sake of convenience this might have been the easier option for DSP instead of funnelling those funds into his bank account and then towards Scopely - it cuts out the middle man and is an immediate fix for Phil to instantly sink those high-grossing tips into his addiction.

Goddamn, I didn't realize that the 40k+ figure was from over only like 16 months. That's fucking obscene.
 
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The purchases read as Apple iTunes, or PayPal depending on what form of payment you do on an iPhone

PayPal will take from a bank that night as a pre-authorized payment so it just shows as PayPal-wwechampions-500cash for a 5 dollar purchase. Without the actual bank statement, and through the voice thingy, it just says the first part to save time
Can you direct link a bank account?
 
Look it's funny cause I beggar.

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has no money to spend on his important stuff on his off day and the bills that he has to pay the second they're due with now leeway or grace period so he buys a toy which goes right in to how things are bad financially which now he wants a new PC.

This guy...how is he possible? how does one like this exist
 
Boy, I can't wait to hear about how DSP had to take fries as a side dish instead of baked potatoes while going out to dinner because he had to nickle and dime on his Day Off®.

He kinda has to at this point, when you - unlike his supporters - think about it: he has been doing this "Tomorrow is my day off and I REALLY need the funds, or else I won't be able to afford groceries" guilt-trip so systematically, that there's no other possible outcome than him not being able to afford groceries when indeed the day before the day off was "slow". Which it actually was, this time: his usual "day before the day off"-guild-trip netted him not even $90 in total, AND in the seven days before his day off he made "only" half of his $300-a-day tips goal, $162 on average per day, to be precise.

So there's only two options, really:

1) he will actually tell his viewers he had to nickle and dime his way through the day, which is an embarrassing thing in and on itself, or
2) he could do groceries just fine

In a normal world - which the DSPverse isn't - option 2 would signal to his supporters that he actually doesn't need $300 a day, and that his usual guilt-trips and begs on this subject are exaggerated and in bad faith.

So yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what he'll be going for today. According to his tweet he had a "great day off", which should mean he could do everything he needed to do on his day off just fine. If not, at the least it's another one of his fake positivity things, only making him look less sincere than he already does.

Interesting... he went to a cheaper grocery store, and mentions how the meals this week will be somewhat different due to the ingredients being different.

Is he telling us a small change in lifestyle and putting more thought into where you buy shit means you can do more with less money?? What on earth is this magic he's talking about??

No mentions of not being able to buy stuff so far, btw.

-EDIT- Lmao, he even claims to have "some money left over". :story:

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Hear that, paypigs? DSP doesn't need $300 a day, and when he claims he really needs to hit the tips goal because tomorrow is his day off, it's bullshit.
 
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"every dollar of my money goes to bills."
literally 3 minutes later he is talking about his "expensive" meal out with his fat wife and calls it "essential."
You really cannot make this shit up.
Really goes to show that what keeps Phil going is being a defiant contradictory asshoe. He doesn't need to stop showing signs of lying or being dumb, YOU need to stop pointing it out. It's why he hates us, he's not lying when he says he uses that hate to fuel himself, he just leaves out the part where he admits it compels him to get worse instead of better.
 
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