Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[FinnSven]

This used to be a thing, but the existence of only fans and the patreon of porn artists proved otherwise. There’s a disturbingly large amount of people too stupid to find porn for free online

How is that possible?

In my days as a welder, even my coworkers in their 50-60s who had bought their first computer then (2003-2005) could find free porn.

What they needed me for was to explain how to hide it from their wives.
As they were quite traditional, their wives tended to work part time, so were on the computer more, therefore more tech savvy.

One of the old boys was really proud when he found his temporary internet folder, which had all of the porn he had looked at.

 

[Kier]

This used to be a thing, but the existence of only fans and the patreon of porn artists proved otherwise. There’s a disturbingly large amount of people too stupid to find porn for free online

It's not about free, it's about the para-social relationship and somehow feeling more connected.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He'll be in prison once he gets outs. Ostracized by anyone, who knows what he's done. I'm sure weens will make sure of that. No more cons for Chris unless they involve sex offenders.

I don’t think he’ll be ostracized by everyone, if anything I think he‘ll be more popular than ever with clout chasers and people looking to profit off his appearance on their internet channel before he inevitably gets arrested again.

I agree conventions and even in store events that kids attend like Pokémon TCG events will likely ban him too since parents aren’t going to be interested in debating the nuances of the different tiers on the sex offender register.

Not sure if other places will ban him, like say if Chris tries to go see a kids movie such as a Sonic 2 re-run and somebody recognises him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don’t think he’ll be ostracized by everyone, if anything I think he‘ll be more popular than ever with clout chasers and people looking to profit off his appearance on their internet channel before he inevitably gets arrested again.

I agree conventions and even in store events that kids attend like Pokémon TCG events will likely ban him too since parents aren’t going to be interested in debating the nuances of the different tiers on the sex offender register.

Not sure if other places will ban him, like say if Chris tries to go see a kids movie such as a Sonic 2 re-run and somebody recognises him.

This is why I'm hoping Chris gets a 2 to 3 year suspended sentence and is basically cut loose, only under very strict terms.


If he goes to big boy prison it's another few years worth of boring letters. The only way the letters could get interesting is if Chris starts writing about how nobody "respects him as a goddess" and is constantly punched in the gut for being an annoying sperg (even in protected custody) aka reality yanking him by the shorts and wedgie bouncing him harder than it ever has.


I personally think tweets on a cheap phone running on the McDonald's Wi-Fi about how "these redneck haters! " aka the locals booing at him for sitting so close to the play place, or him being turned away from trying to get into a con would be a lot funnier.

 

[FinnSven]

I don’t think he’ll be ostracized by everyone, if anything I think he‘ll be more popular than ever with clout chasers and people looking to profit off his appearance on their internet channel before he inevitably gets arrested again.

I agree conventions and even in store events that kids attend like Pokémon TCG events will likely ban him too since parents aren’t going to be interested in debating the nuances of the different tiers on the sex offender register.

Not sure if other places will ban him, like say if Chris tries to go see a kids movie such as a Sonic 2 re-run and somebody recognises him.

You think that he will be a bizarro world Tommy Tooter?

I suppose stranger things have happened.
It could be sort of amusing on one level if he is brought in to say ridiculous things.

 

[A-№1]

The Doopie saga proved that wrong.

IIRC he never got his requested pony porn, so no. That was another example of Chris not getting porn on the internet, and from a porn artist no less.

If he goes to fed prison

Chris is not going to federal prison. He has not committed any federal crimes.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Do they have any real evidence beyond Chris Chan's claims? Because he has been unreliable before. Claimed to have kissed girls who he hasn't kissed and so on. Is barb witnessing against Chris?

I mean he also confessed to Null and led him on prior, teasing him so to speak

 

[King Metalia]

Do they have any real evidence beyond Chris Chan's claims? Because he has been unreliable before. Claimed to have kissed girls who he hasn't kissed and so on. Is barb witnessing against Chris?

They must have something. Otherwise why would they try to up Chris's charges to felony status?

 

[MarineN*423543]

How is that possible?

In my days as a welder, even my coworkers in their 50-60s who had bought their first computer then (2003-2005) could find free porn.

What they needed me for was to explain how to hide it from their wives.
As they were quite traditional, their wives tended to work part time, so were on the computer more, therefore more tech savvy.

One of the old boys was really proud when he found his temporary internet folder, which had all of the porn he had looked at.

ppl forget how many humans with chris level of iq exists

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think even NAMBLA would b& Chris at this point. I mean one has to draw the line somewhere.

To be fair, I don’t think Chris has ever shown attraction to boys. Having sex with Barb was sort of the opposite of what NAMBLA stands for.

 

[Kirby]

I really doubt Chris has anything resembling willpower enough to go on a hunger strike.

the food in jail is better than anything chris has eaten since high school lunch. he even went on to critique the jail food as if he was dining at a restaurant

 

[A-№1]

They must have something. Otherwise why would they try to up Chris's charges to felony status?

They must have something. Otherwise Heilberg would have called their bluff a year ago.

Early on I wondered if they wobbled Chris down to J&DR because the prosecution did not have enough to send the case to a grand jury, but that's proven not to be the case.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Do they have any real evidence beyond Chris Chan's claims? Because he has been unreliable before. Claimed to have kissed girls who he hasn't kissed and so on. Is barb witnessing against Chris?

We don't know, but seeing as we get closer to a confirmed felony indictment every day it's not unreasonable to assume there is. Chris's lies in the past have no bearing on what happened this time last year

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

How fucking old do you have to be to remember Chris as anything but a rampant degenerate? People who went to kindergarten with Chris? "She came for cwc" is 15 years old at this point

I was a shit-stirring shitposter in the golden age of DeviantArt shitposting. I shat on CWC's front page when he came back to harass the other Sonichu guy, and got a reply, but never got to see it because it got wiped when his account was banned seconds later.

 

[Aramis]

¹ He bought it with his tugboat, so technically you paid for Chris' porn.

Pfft, only cucks pay taxes.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I was a shit-stirring shitposter in the golden age of DeviantArt shitposting. I shat on CWC's front page when he came back to harass the other Sonichu guy, and got a reply, but never got to see it because it got wiped when his account was banned seconds later.

I remember seeing his banned account: hundreds of hate comments before I made my first DeviantArt account...so much vitriol lol.

 

[LiquidKid]

IIRC he never got his requested pony porn, so no. That was another example of Chris not getting porn on the internet, and from a porn artist no less.




Chris is not going to federal prison. He has not committed any federal crimes.

Not to get all pedantic on you, but you did say he “couldn’t” get porn online, and he could and most certainly did.
He just didn’t get it that time

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

To be fair, I don’t think Chris has ever shown attraction to boys. Having sex with Barb was sort of the opposite of what NAMBLA stands for.

This is honestly very difficult to dispute.

Chris has only ever targeted adult females iirc

 

[My Name is Mud]

This is honestly very difficult to dispute.

Chris has only ever targeted adult females iirc

Only if you only count non-fictional characters

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

To be fair, I don’t think Chris has ever shown attraction to boys. Having sex with Barb was sort of the opposite of what NAMBLA stands for.

Except that time he tried to deepthroat Bryan over Twitter. And that time he went to TMG. Don't go off on stupid idea guy tangents. He's like an other AGP that would get rammed in the ass if it made them feel more ladylike.