DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Well he's technically correct there since his credit card is a bill.

That's what the bills have been all along.

 

[Sup3r]

never cleaning out the filters and burning out the motor.

phil wouldn't even know how to change the belt of the beater-bar thing.

broke? just buy a new one!

i always ask myself, with his fat wife making some income, why tf can't she go buy a fuckin' vacuum if its so needed in the snort-fort.

How was he supposed to know that he needs to clean out the filters. Stupid vacuum sellers not contacting him to tell him that the filters needed cleaning and when.

He declared bankruptcy he can’t have a credit card.

He can have credit cards, it's just that any offers he gets are incredibly predatory with massive interest rates and normal people know not to take them.

It might only be my imagination, but I think there is a trend of his throat clearing and snorting worsening a lot when he's angry or frustrated at a game.

I think it's more when he's very irritable in general, not just specifically with games. I'd bet he does it to specifically to be as obnoxious as possible to piss off anyone who might start questioning him and try to annoy his 'chairs into donating to appease him.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

People discussing problems with the vacuum but honestly no one asking if the vacuum with the problem even exists.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Maybe you should go outside more, your allergies are worrying
I don't have to, I got trees outside
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"Uhhh... I'm literally surrounded by trees and plains."

Yeah, no shit, Phil. How often do you leave your house and experience them, though? And since you look like a pale, pasty, grease-riddled humanoid thumb, I'm willing to bet that answer is "not fucking often". I'm also willing to bet that he's never walked a long distance since he moved to Washington, considering that he has to move around to keep from "getting blood clots".

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I took a couple days off from the Goutsphere and came back to that completely unhinged rant about mobile gaming and was in total disbelief. I never thought he would address it let alone go back on the "I stopped playing them when I married my Kat!" shit. Phil since we know you read this thread just come out and tell your trolls you play WWE. They already know and don't give two fucks. Stop beating around the bus and just tell them. You could beat Jasper to death on stream and OIC would still be giving you money.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

People discussing problems with the vacuum but honestly no one asking if the vacuum with the problem even exists.

As likely as it is that an entire story is one big lie with Phil, it’s endlessly more funny to take him at his word in this instance because it means he married a woman who breaks everything she touches lmao

 

[Silverchair]

As likely as it is that an entire story is one big lie with Phil, it’s endlessly more funny to take him at his word in this instance because it means he married a woman who breaks everything she touches lmao

of course it is.

manipulation is his name and it's his game.

when he's not stressing over the daily liquidity tips, he's conniving ways to get his dents to open their wallets

honestly, i'm amazed some cancer scare hasn't been approached yet

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

If he wants to "lean into" memes, he should just go hard in the paint and rebrand to 'The Pignosis Podcast.' Like lets just shift the bitch into high gear and drift sideways into the 5th dimension of doublethink and gaslighting. Lets see how deep the rabbit hole really goes.

 

[Pargon]

This is probably a minor point that someone’s addressed already but I’m watching a TIHYDP of Zelda 2 and this mf looks at his streamchat every time he loads a save state. Every single time. And when there’s an area transition. And when he dies.

So riddle me this: if you were doing a thing you ostensibly enjoy, and you needed to pull your attention away for 3-5 seconds every 30-40 seconds, do you think you would get more enjoyment out of the activity than you would if you were just, say, remaining engaged with the activity, or would you get significantly less? Let’s say you go to the driving range, and every time you tee a ball, every time you line up your swing, and then every time you take that swing, a loud fucking klaxon goes off and you have to stand at military attention for four seconds before you can resume. Does that sound like a good time to you, or does it sound fucking onerous?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

JWong tends to shill, though. He's a known Capcuck and has given us pictures with Budlight such as the one below and he shilled MvC:I alongside Filipinochimp, LI Joe and K-Fraud. Wong and Joe actively shat on DBFZ while shilling Infinite.

Doesn't take away the fact that DSP is retarded and is talking out of his ass, complaining about bad connections because WiFi while he refuses to go to platforms that offer tools to avoid WiFi players and have rollback netcode. Go figure.

While they did shill for infinite, I think a big part of it is that the simply liked the game despite the massive flaws, pretty sure even today a lot of players will say it’s a fun game.

Even maxamillion defended the game long after it was dead, and he’s more than happy to discuss how shitty some capcom games are. People just genuinely thought infinites gameplay was good and worth supporting lol

If he wants to "lean into" memes, he should just go hard in the paint and rebrand to 'The Pignosis Podcast.' Like lets just shift the bitch into high gear and drift sideways into the 5th dimension of doublethink and gaslighting. Lets see how deep the rabbit hole really goes.

Has he ever mentioned pignosis before? Feels like one of the things I can’t ever recall him talking about, but I know if he ever does it’ll be with squinted eyes while he over explains it and makes it seem more complicated than it is

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He does. One doesn't spend hundreds of dollars a month in a liquor store and not consume any during the day.

And you know he's in the store picking out the expensive stuff

 

[grump]

"Uhhh... I'm literally surrounded by trees and plains."

Yeah, no shit, Phil. How often do you leave your house and experience them, though? And since you look like a pale, pasty, grease-riddled humanoid thumb, I'm willing to bet that answer is "not fucking often". I'm also willing to bet that he's never walked a long distance since he moved to Washington, considering that he has to move around to keep from "getting blood clots".

He's just 5 miles from Lake Washington and 12 miles from Puget Sound. Both are very famous recreational spots especially the latter which is known worldwide. So many people in flyoverville would kill for these amenties. What are the chances he's never even or barely visited let alone gone for just a light dip in these places?

 

[Kheapathic]

Walking through Artists Alley, and see something that reminds me of someone.

 

[Balr0g]

He's just 5 miles from Lake Washington and 12 miles from Puget Sound. Both are very famous recreational spots especially the latter which is known worldwide. So many people in flyoverville would kill for these amenties. What are the chances he's never even or barely visited let alone gone for just a light dip in these places?

!. Can Phil even swim?
2. Do you want to see a hairy pale pigroach scare other guests?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Huh, when he moved to Renton they bought an "insanely-expensive" Dyson vacuum and it broke too. This will be at least his 3rd vacuum at the Wahkando. What the fuck is on their floors?

Whoever made PigPigGo deserves an award.

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Phil's statues.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Can Phil even swim?

Phil can't even walk. He can't even turn around without looking like he's got an 11 inch dildo rammed up his anus. I think if you put him in the water, he'll squeal and sink.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I took a couple days off from the Goutsphere and came back to that completely unhinged rant about mobile gaming and was in total disbelief. I never thought he would address it let alone go back on the "I stopped playing them when I married my Kat!" shit. Phil since we know you read this thread just come out and tell your trolls you play WWE. They already know and don't give two fucks. Stop beating around the bus and just tell them. You could beat Jasper to death on stream and OIC would still be giving you money.

Maybe the contradictory narratives running parallel with each other is what keeps their attention on him. I mean it's what keeps my attention on him; he's a desperate scrambling buffoon like Curly Howard trying to do plumbing. Plus, gaslighting them like that keeps them in the submissive position.

A really good example of someone getting completely mentally broken into submission from pop culture is when Ramsay broke Theon (Game of Thrones). Ramsay kept "the ground underneath Theon unsteady" so to speak, by letting him think he was going to get laid (Theon was quite the ladies man) and then castrating him, or letting Theon think he was escaping when it was all a set-up orchestrated by Ramsay himself.

I believe therapists call this "bread-crumbing" or "the fog;" but I might not be getting that right. DSP does this (perhaps not even consciously) with being in perpetual crisis while pretending that it's a unique or transient situation. He has a "great day off" and then oscillates right back to crisis. I'm not a psychologist or anything, but I've been around the block a few times and observed people, and it makes sense from my armchair.

Has he ever mentioned pignosis before? Feels like one of the things I can’t ever recall him talking about, but I know if he ever does it’ll be with squinted eyes while he over explains it and makes it seem more complicated than it is

I never heard it. I've heard him use the term "sociopath" but not "narcissist," which I find interesting.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This is probably a minor point that someone’s addressed already but I’m watching a TIHYDP of Zelda 2 and this mf looks at his streamchat every time he loads a save state. Every single time. And when there’s an area transition. And when he dies.

So riddle me this: if you were doing a thing you ostensibly enjoy, and you needed to pull your attention away for 3-5 seconds every 30-40 seconds, do you think you would get more enjoyment out of the activity than you would if you were just, say, remaining engaged with the activity, or would you get significantly less? Let’s say you go to the driving range, and every time you tee a ball, every time you line up your swing, and then every time you take that swing, a loud fucking klaxon goes off and you have to stand at military attention for four seconds before you can resume. Does that sound like a good time to you, or does it sound fucking onerous?

We must have a special connection, I was also checking the Zelda 2 playthrough today, and it has been a while since I watched any TIHYDP, what a coincidence.

The game bores him and he hates it, specially when he can't bruteforce the enemy, so him having a severe lack of focus is expected. That's the raw content people sign for.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

How was he supposed to know that he needs to clean out the filters. Stupid vacuum sellers not contacting him to tell him that the filters needed cleaning and when.

He can have credit cards, it's just that any offers he gets are incredibly predatory with massive interest rates and normal people know not to take them.

I think it's more when he's very irritable in general, not just specifically with games. I'd bet he does it to specifically to be as obnoxious as possible to piss off anyone who might start questioning him and try to annoy his 'chairs into donating to appease him.

Black and Decker should email Phil every week to remind him to clean the filters. They're a bunch of stupid trolls

!. Can Phil even swim?
2. Do you want to see a hairy pale pigroach scare other guests?

It is confirmed that Phil does not know how to swim.

He also never learned how to ride a bike.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

!. Can Phil even swim?

He could "figure it out" if he gave it another go. Can't ride a bike or dribble a basketball either.. but standing still though he could score three pointers all day like a legit stationarynegger.