Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bigbadyeet]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens

 

[M.T. Graves]

How about an honest answer Hambo? “What are you nuts? I can’t sit on anyones lap, I’m a 500 pound midget. I’d break her legs” She says she rarely does it because she’s self conscious not because it’s physically impossible and she’d destroy jades legs.

 

[dfranki723]

Nobody asks a question like that. Absolutely no-one.
It sounds like something maybe 5 year old would ask their older sibling.

''Do you guys kiss and stuff?''.
Stop sending yourself question, you silly cunt, you're not capable of speaking like a normal adult and it gives you away.

 

[Xenomorph]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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lmao come on

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

cancer update, salmon dinner recipe, & baby pics of me | vlog 4​

Aug 4, 2022

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

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Her whole story about the cancer center is utter codswallop. This is at University of Kentucky. The logo is visible in the lower right corner at 2:02.

Say what you want about Kentucky, UK has a real medical school and cancer care. They also have MyChart by Epic, which if you've never had it, is a portal that keeps track of every single little detail of your system interactions- visits, prescription (including prescriber!), messages, test results. Mine goes back about 13 years.

No one EVER has to phone normal results. Any new info merits an email from the portal. I could see Fatty refusing to use the portal, though.

I also call shenanigans on a pharmacy tech or LPN dissing an oncologist *to the patient*. They're never gonna say that med CAUSES CANCER O MY GOD 100%.

I don't know what happened here, but UK fucking up is not it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Only Big Al could make potentially faking having cancer this fucking dull. Who even cares anymore?

 

[Tardprincess]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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With her shelf ass, she doesnt even have chairs deep enough to sit properly, how does she even "sit" in her gf's lap????
Not to mention wifey's gut hanging over her thighs taking up more space

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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I wonder i it would be like explosive decompression. HerMy Gorlfriend, Wipey, gets crushed and turned inside out.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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So Jade enjoys having broken thigh bones?

 

[Behelit Boy xddxxddd]

At her size she could still lose weight eating 2,500-3000 calories. Most people wish they could eat that many calories and still lose weight.

I can't even imagine how much she must be eating. I'm 5'11 180 pounds and I'm losing about half a pound a week eating 2300 calories. Today an entire lasagna with ground chicken, two tortilla pizzas and tons and tons of sugar free pudding and I am so stuffed I can barely walk. My brain just can't comprehend that she is eating double or triple that every single day for life. How could that possibly be enjoyable.

 

[King Fructose]

 

[beansoup]

I can't even imagine how much she must be eating. I'm 5'11 180 pounds and I'm losing about half a pound a week eating 2300 calories. Today an entire lasagna with ground chicken, two tortilla pizzas and tons and tons of sugar free pudding and I am so stuffed I can barely walk. My brain just can't comprehend that she is eating double or triple that every single day for life. How could that possibly be enjoyable.

no1curr

 

[lostinwoods]

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I would like to know what this hippo thinks HIPPA is an acronym for. This is the blubbery dunce many of you think is a diabolical genius who can forge a cancer diagnosis and all the test results, diagnostics, and biopsies that came along with it. She can't even get an acronym right.

Incredible.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I would like to know what this hippo thinks HIPPA is an acronym for. This is the blubbery dunce many of you think is a diabolical genius who can forge a cancer diagnosis and all the test results, diagnostics, and biopsies that came along with it. She can't even get an acronym right.

Incredible.

Agreed, if she actually faked cancer, She’d have had some extremely dumb way of “proving” it. The document she showed was way too sophisticated for her tiny brain.

 

[Chía P.]

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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She's outdoing herself with these remarks. Please someone ask her if My girlfriend gives her piggyback rides too.

Watch out, Amber. If you break Jade's legs she will sue you for all you have

 

[SWEETIE1989]

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I didnt see the post but unless the person gave out personal details that identified a patient. HIPAA laws were not broken. She really does talk out of her ass so fucking much.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I didnt see the post but unless the person gave out personal details that identified a patient. HIPAA laws were not broken. She really does talk out of her ass so fucking much.

I saw the post and all the person said was that they worked at the same place and that they are very strict on keeping records as it’s the law.

So yes she is talking out her frog ass and she a lah

 

[Angry Nipple]

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Here’s the post for anyone curious. No HIPAA violation here.

Spoiler: Context

 

[mekalekahi]

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Grow the fuck up Amber and quit making up stories that you come up with after reading Reddit. I saw a comment on Jordys video that someone mentioned that estrogen medicine and cancer around the time she filmed this shit.

I notice she’s still calling doctors “this girl” and she’s 32 on YouTube throwing up peace signs and talking like a fucking airhead about cancer.


That cancer center story was in the same realm of me explaining to my parents why my grades were bad in middle school.