Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So are you going to get the monkeypox vaccine now? It's a public health emergency, chud.

> be american
> get monkeypox

Aww he's pretending to be Russian again.

Real life. Nobody's making up fake dead soccer players lol

No, where are they getting their list of dead soccer players? There was a lot more listed in Wiki for earlier years a few months back, but those got removed to make it look like there's more now.

So am I and I'm unvaxxed and caught Fauciflu. It was literally just a flu bro, aren't I supposed to be dying of long covid or some other made up disease? The so-called experts (who are just bureaucrats with a fancy credential) couldn't even decide whether one mask worked, or two masks, or three masks, or whether they had to be N95 or not. Or when the experts said vaccine passports were a far-right conspiracy theory and then they became patriotic. Best of all was when they said the vaccine was dangerous because Trump rushed it out and then demanded everyone take it. Trump was a faggot for pushing the vaccine BTW, it's hilarious how even his fanboys at his rallies boo him for that. Conspiracy theories nowadays might as well be called conspiracy fact.

So you survived "fauciflu" (using that term makes it obvious you're terminally autistic, btw) doesn't mean everyone did. Millions of people have died from it in this nation. I never said the vaccine was dangerous even when Trump did OWS (Operation Warp Speed), and the people doing that were retarded. It's just hilarious how you keep saying us vaccinated are gonna die "any day now" for over a year and you still claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists because you listen to grifters like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. You'd think after it's been a year and all of us are still here, you'd admit you're wrong, but given your terminal autism, you just can't do that. I bet if Trump was still president and pushing the vaccine, you and your grifting cult leaders would be loving it

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Aww he's pretending to be Russian again.


No, where are they getting their list of dead soccer players? There was a lot more listed in Wiki for earlier years a few months back, but those got removed to make it look like there's more now.

So you survived "fauciflu" (using that term makes it obvious you're terminally autistic, btw) doesn't mean everyone did. Millions of people have died from it in this nation. I never said the vaccine was dangerous even when Trump did OWS (Operation Warp Speed), and the people doing that were retarded. It's just hilarious how you keep saying us vaccinated are gonna die "any day now" for over a year and you still claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists because you listen to grifters like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. You'd think after it's been a year and all of us are still here, you'd admit you're wrong, but given your terminal autism, you just can't do that. I bet if Trump was still president and pushing the vaccine, you and your grifting cult leaders would be loving it

You need to trust the medical experts and get vaccinated for monkeypox, chud.

Or do you think it's not going to affect you because you heard a conspiracy theory on a racist cyberbullying forum that only gays get monkeypox? It's a NATIONAL HEALTH EMERGENCY, bigot. Don't be such a coward, get the jab.

It's an EMERGENCY because of UNVACCINATED CHUDS like you who think they know better than medical experts.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/04/politics/monkeypox-public-health-emergency/index.html

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You need to trust the medical experts and get vaccinated for monkeypox, chud.

Or do you think it's not going to affect you because you heard a conspiracy theory on a racist cyberbullying forum that only gays get monkeypox? It's a NATIONAL HEALTH EMERGENCY, bigot. Don't be such a coward, get the jab.

It's an EMERGENCY because of UNVACCINATED CHUDS like you who think they know better than medical experts.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/04/politics/monkeypox-public-health-emergency/index.html

The CDC hasn't said that I should get it yet, so why would I get it? Unlike you, I don't claim to know more about a vaccine than medical professionals because I listen to Alex Jones.

I realize you are uneducated and a simpleton so you don't understand what "health emergency" means (it generally means getting resources to help combat it).

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

The CDC hasn't said that I should get it yet, so why would I get it? Unlike you, I don't claim to know more about a vaccine than medical professionals because I listen to Alex Jones.

I realize you are uneducated and a simpleton so you don't understand what "health emergency" means (it generally means getting resources to help combat it).

What are you waiting for, for the monkeypox pandemic to get so bad that the CDC has to send personal invitations to every single faggot in America to get vaccinated? It's a public health emergency and you are part of the public, so do your duty and get the jab, chud. Or do you want to spread monkeypox to your family members? How would you feel knowing you gave monkeypox to a child because you were too afraid to get the jab?

"I'm sorry that you have these painful boils and sores and can't sleep at night, Little Jimmy, but I'm a big coward who is afraid of needles so I didn't get my jab."

 

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No, where are they getting their list of dead soccer players? There was a lot more listed in Wiki for earlier years a few months back, but those got removed to make it look like there's more now.

It's literally in the news every time a soccer player dies on the field. Even that basketball player at a Division III college no one's ever heard of who died of the vaxx got a big news article.

So you survived "fauciflu" (using that term makes it obvious you're terminally autistic, btw) doesn't mean everyone did. Millions of people have died from it in this nation. I never said the vaccine was dangerous even when Trump did OWS (Operation Warp Speed), and the people doing that were retarded. It's just hilarious how you keep saying us vaccinated are gonna die "any day now" for over a year and you still claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists because you listen to grifters like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. You'd think after it's been a year and all of us are still here, you'd admit you're wrong, but given your terminal autism, you just can't do that. I bet if Trump was still president and pushing the vaccine, you and your grifting cult leaders would be loving it

I've always been opposed to the "vaccine" because literally nobody under 500 pounds or the age of 80 needs it. 6 million people (lmao) globally did not die from the virus because the tests are bullshit that shows tomatoes and pieces of meat testing positive. They were counting terminal cancer patients and people who died in motorcycle accidents as "died from the virus." Simple logic says the vaxx is a dangerous solution to a problem that never existed.

 

[SandAthlete]

I got 1 jab from the army, just wanted a sick day y'know.

But pre-vaccine I was put into a quarantine room which eventually had 10 infected people, I shared vapes with infected people and had other sorts of close-contacts. Still haven't caught it. Maybe it's due to the asbestos & tar in my lungs?

Now unless the state makes my life as uncomfortable as possible, based on my empirical (hence 100% true) data, why should I?

 

[Ben Affleck]

i got it shortly after getting covid , it was a mistake, had me bed ridden , and my region lowered restrictions right after, so i basically got it for nothing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's literally in the news every time a soccer player dies on the field. Even that basketball player at a Division III college no one's ever heard of who died of the vaxx got a big news article.

The problem is that how do you know the list those people are using aren't excluding some from 3+ years ago?

I've always been opposed to the "vaccine" because literally nobody under 500 pounds or the age of 80 needs it. 6 million people (lmao) globally did not die from the virus because the tests are bullshit that shows tomatoes and pieces of meat testing positive. They were counting terminal cancer patients and people who died in motorcycle accidents as "died from the virus." Simple logic says the vaxx is a dangerous solution to a problem that never existed.

It's hilarious how you anti-vaxers claim the CDC blames every death on covid, but then you guys blame every death on the vaccine.

What are you waiting for, for the monkeypox pandemic to get so bad that the CDC has to send personal invitations to every single faggot in America to get vaccinated? It's a public health emergency and you are part of the public, so do your duty and get the jab, chud. Or do you want to spread monkeypox to your family members? How would you feel knowing you gave monkeypox to a child because you were too afraid to get the jab?

"I'm sorry that you have these painful boils and sores and can't sleep at night, Little Jimmy, but I'm a big coward who is afraid of needles so I didn't get my jab."

I hate being the bearer of bad news to you, but I am not into dudes. Now, please stop involving me in your fantasies because I won't send you nudes, no matter how many times you ask me to

Sorry that your family members used to do activities to you that would spread monkey pox to you, but my family doesn't do that. I understand you're autistic and impressionable, but you really need to speak with your case worker

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

The problem is that how do you know the list those people are using aren't excluding some from 3+ years ago?


It's hilarious how you anti-vaxers claim the CDC blames every death on covid, but then you guys blame every death on the vaccine.


I hate being the bearer of bad news to you, but I am not into dudes. Now, please stop involving me in your fantasies because I won't send you nudes, no matter how many times you ask me to

Sorry that your family members used to do activities to you that would spread monkey pox to you, but my family doesn't do that. I understand you're autistic and impressionable, but you really need to speak with your case worker

Why do you think that only gays get monkeypox? Did Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones tell you that? Or did you read it on a racist cyberbullying forum? You need to stop spending so much time on your alt-right websites and instead trust what real doctors and medical experts say, you big autistic chud retard.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why do you think that only gays get monkeypox? Did Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones tell you that? Or did you read it on a racist cyberbullying forum? You need to stop spending so much time on your alt-right websites and instead trust what real doctors and medical experts say, you big autistic chud retard.

It does seem to be the highest risk population, and you were the one saying that, little guy

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It does seem to be the highest risk population, and you were the one saying that, little guy

Worldwide the highest risk population is Americans, retard. That's according to your CDC. https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/response/2022/world-map.html


As for everyone else, I've realized why Hulk is having comprehension problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States Only 79% of Americans can read at an adult level, and 4.1% are functionally illiterate.

Literacy in the United States was determined by the National Center for Education Statistics to be at a mid to high level in 2019, at 79%, with 21% of American adults categorized as having "low level English literacy," including 4.1% classified as "functionally illiterate" and an additional 4% that could not participate.

For comparison: Russia has 99.5-99.8% literacy. (source: http://uis.unesco.org/country/RU )

> be american
> can't read
> get monkeypox
> get shot

 

[Kermit Jizz]

It's hilarious how you anti-vaxers claim the CDC blames every death on covid, but then you guys blame every death on the vaccine.

I like this isn't even disagreeing with his point, just acknowledging that everyone here is being retarded.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Worldwide the highest risk population is Americans, retard. That's according to your CDC. https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/response/2022/world-map.html
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As for everyone else, I've realized why Hulk is having comprehension problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States Only 79% of Americans can read at an adult level, and 4.1% are functionally illiterate.

For comparison: Russia has 99.5-99.8% literacy. (source: http://uis.unesco.org/country/RU )

> be american
> can't read
> get monkeypox
> get shot

I understand you're an uneducated simpleton who pretends to be Russian and listens to Alex Jones for medical information, but heterosexuals in a monogamous relationship are not at high risk for monkeypox:

https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/vaccines.html

People more likely to get monkeypox include:​

• People who have been identified by public health officials as a contact of someone with monkeypox
• People who are aware that one of their sexual partners in the past 2 weeks has been diagnosed with monkeypox
• People who had multiple sexual partners in the past 2 weeks in an area with known monkeypox

Now, I know that in your diseased brain, the CDC isn't as knowledgeable about medicine as you are due to your watching Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones, but if the CDC is saying I shouldn't get vaccinated, then I won't.

I like this isn't even disagreeing with his point, just acknowledging that everyone here is being retarded.

It's Kiwi Farms, we're all retarded

 

[Johnny Salami]

So are you going to get the monkeypox vaccine now? It's a public health emergency, chud.

> be american
> get monkeypox

He's gonna get it because hhh takes it up the pooper several times a week

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I understand you're an uneducated simpleton who pretends to be Russian and listens to Alex Jones for medical information, but heterosexuals in a monogamous relationship are not at high risk for monkeypox:

https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/vaccines.html

Now, I know that in your diseased brain, the CDC isn't as knowledgeable about medicine as you are due to your watching Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones, but if the CDC is saying I shouldn't get vaccinated, then I won't.



It's Kiwi Farms, we're all retarded

Didn't you say you go to the gym often? You think that there's no shortage of gays at the gym, getting all sweaty and leaving their pox on the same equipment that you use?

Just stop being such a huge pussy and get the jab. It's for your own good. Stop making excuses.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Didn't you say you go to the gym often? You think that there's no shortage of gays at the gym, getting all sweaty and leaving their pox on the same equipment that you use?

I do, but people wear clothes and wipe stuff down before and after.

Just stop being such a huge pussy and get the jab. It's for your own good. Stop making excuses.

I know you claim to know more about medicine than the CDC because you watch Tucker Carlson, but the CDC knows more about this than you do. Plus I don't think it's even available right now unless you're high risk. As in, they won't even give it to you if you specifically ask for it

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I do, but people wear clothes and wipe stuff down before and after.

I know you claim to know more about medicine than the CDC because you watch Tucker Carlson, but the CDC knows more about this than you do. Plus I don't think it's even available right now unless you're high risk. As in, they won't even give it to you if you specifically ask for it

People touch everything with their filthy hands and then touch the equipment, you mongoloid. Or do you see anyone wearing gloves?

Point is, you as an urban American liberal douche are still in a high risk group for catching monkeypox even if you, as you claim, don't chug piss and gargle balls at orgies. Get the jab and stop making increasingly flimsy excuses, chud.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

People touch everything with their filthy hands and then touch the equipment, you mongoloid. Or do you see anyone wearing gloves?

Point is, you as an urban American liberal douche are still in a high risk group for catching monkeypox even if you, as you claim, don't chug piss and gargle balls at orgies.

Lol except we aren't in a high risk, as per the CDC. I will trust them over the tard who claims grifters like Alex Jones are the epitome of health.

And like I said, even if I wanted it, they wouldn't give me the vaccine. I am not in a high risk group for it, and only high risk groups are able to get it right now.

I know that you hate scientists like a good little autistic Republican, so thus you hate vaccines. Now, go back to LARPing as a Russian like a good like /pol/tard

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Lol except we aren't in a high risk, as per the CDC. I will trust them over the tard who claims grifters like Alex Jones are the epitome of health.

And like I said, even if I wanted it, they wouldn't give me the vaccine. I am not in a high risk group for it, and only high risk groups are able to get it right now.

I know that you hate scientists like a good little autistic Republican, so thus you hate vaccines. Now, go back to LARPing as a Russian like a good like /pol/tard

How do you know you are not in a high risk group? It doesn't just affect gays, that's a homophobic conspiracy theory. You can get it off a public toilet seat.

You're just being a selfish anti-vaxxer, making excuses for your cowardice.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How do you know you are not in a high risk group? It doesn't just affect gays, that's a homophobic conspiracy theory. You can get it off a public toilet seat.

You're just being a selfish anti-vaxxer, making excuses for your cowardice.

Well, the CDC says I am not in a high risk group, as detailed in my earlier post. I am willing to admit the CDC knows more about this than I do.

If they make it available to my demographic, I will get the vaccine. Why wouldn't I? I don't want to get monkey pox. Are you planning to get it, or are you not at risk due to being a shutin?