Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Plus it was the 90s and “trans identified” was not really a concept back then.
troons basically didn't exist back then
sure, in some god-forsaken hellholes (e.g. Halifax, Burnley) you got lurid crossdressing exhibitionist lunatics making gobshites of themselves in public, but they were clearly mentally ill men, and they certainly didn't have academia and the mainstream media validating their lunacy
 
Not gonna lie, I kinda want to take a spin through that valley the Tranch is in on a dual sport or something, not to go cow-tipping but just to enjoy the mountain scenery. Kind of a shame it's wasted on a terminally online shut-in like Kevin.
Ikr? Back in its' green days I could see myself wandering sections as a weekend activity if I lived there jobless as Kevin does.

-Imagine being so far out away from people... only to be terminally online instead of capitalizing on the people-free space out there. Makes me hate 'em more.
 
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there are no edits we could make that would make Kevin look worse than the selfies he posts himself.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there are no edits we could make that would make Kevin look worse than the selfies he posts himself.
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I get what he's going for: that "comically exaggerated Tim Allen UHHHH?" perplexed face, or some such. But for someone whose selfies often give the impression that he can't make more than one facial expression, this pic looks like it was taken mid-stroke out. Gives the illusion that Kevin ended up on the ground immediately afterward.
 
I get what he's going for: that "comically exaggerated Tim Allen UHHHH?" perplexed face, or some such. But for someone whose selfies often give the impression that he can't make more than one facial expression, this pic looks like it was taken mid-stroke out. Gives the illusion that Kevin ended up on the ground immediately afterward.
By "stroke-out" do you mean cooming or dying? Because yes.
 
has kevin started storing his fat in the bags under his eyes, or is his failing health resulting in some weird form of lymphedema?
I've never seen someone with the bottom of their eyes swollen so much without a corresponding black eye and other evidence of getting the shit kicked out of them
I have. It usually means they have hormonal imbalance issues. Kinda like the known side effects of HRT..... But 50/50 Kevryn is just showing us the effects of years of the hard working home cooking Trancher lifestyle
 
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there are no edits we could make that would make Kevin look worse than the selfies he posts himself.
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The worst part of any Kev photo is that nose ring. Hot take but I stand by it. If he ditched that thing, his selfies would go from totally abysmal to just abysmal.
 
The worst part of any Kev photo is that nose ring. Hot take but I stand by it. If he ditched that thing, his selfies would go from totally abysmal to just abysmal.
I was under the impression that this was the opinion of the entire thread. Kevin may have a long history of making bad choices about body modifications, but the nose ring seems like it's just ugly for the sake of being ugly. He isn't done, either- he's stated multiple times that he wants to upgrade the gauge.

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This should not be the goal.
 
There's often comments wondering why Kev and co think any of their pictures look good when they're also extremely vain. One theory is they're (or at least Kev) genuinely faceblind, but it's likely to just be extremely performative circle jerking. I call you a hot sexy breedable girl slut, you call me a hot sexy breedable girl slut. I post shitty no-effort selfies and get dopamine from all the hghgffhgfhujh >w< and then I'll stroke the ego of whoever owns tubesock tits trying to escape a body that looks like the terrorists won.
Even the laziest of us generally have something we're a little vain about and try to maintain. Troons like Kev never did. He had a microdick, a reportedly shit personality (which got worse) and never made any efforts towards his looks before transitioning either. There's nothing left for these troons to do but cope.
 
I was under the impression that this was the opinion of the entire thread. Kevin may have a long history of making bad choices about body modifications, but the nose ring seems like it's just ugly for the sake of being ugly. He isn't done, either- he's stated multiple times that he wants to upgrade the gauge.

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This should not be the goal.
I dunno – at least, as Twitter trannies so often like to claim has happened throughout history, he'd finally get his due and be worshiped as a manifestation of the divine ...in India.
 
It’s a paradox. Kevin doesn’t seem mentally ill enough to go for a neovag, which just makes him seem crazier. If I was less familiar with him, I’d peg him for the “being trans isn’t about dysphoria!” crowd.
Yeah, that should be the case.
It probably would have been the case if the troon craze had happened at any time other than the current end-stage capitalist consoom death spiral of the now...which of course, it couldn't have, because its part and parcel of the same thing.
Kevin should DEFINITELY not have gotten an amhole, and he knows this more than anyone.

But he and his ("anticapitalist anarchist!") ilk, are such rampant consumers, that it was a product they could buy, that other people had acquired, and so they got it.
No different to the fucking shark doll.
Like the millions of toys/games/online access packages too many. Gotta catch em all.

So alienated from their own bodies that it did seem like nbd- not because of muh dysphoria, like they think:

because they are fat and unattractive, in a way that could definitely be tempered a good deal by any amount of effort; having never experienced putting effort into changing something yourself, and so never experiencing the positive rewards of momentary sacrifice-

on the other side of the coin, they also could have never expected the discomfort and misery they would plunge themselves into.

Because they've never experienced any of any real suffering.

Kevin's most traumatic stories, which he tries to paint as a life of abuse, are about having to ....go to school for the day.

And of *once*, being "screamed at" by his dad.
They go into this fully blind by their own lack of experience, uninformed of basic consequences by their lack of ever experiencing any, through their own laziness.
 
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