Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[GS 281]

You're saying you're working full time as a bookkeeper, part time as a nurse and studying for the CPA.

Ken you are spreading meager, limited intellectual resources too thin. That isn't a dig at intelligence, but you note yourself you are autistic. People are challenged when they study for the CPA and hold a full time job. You haven't taken an accounting class in 12 years and have a full and part time job and a learning disability. Bookkeeping is like a sliver of what is on the CPA.

There are therefore multiple things which preclude you from doing both.

 

[CatParty]

@Thundersteam dont you DARE ever say you were not warned. Champthom was very gracious to you in trying to stop you becoming a lolcow. But you just had to derp along.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/page-2#post-115080

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"I am not a lolcow"

and ADF is not white

 

[CatParty]

What you're spelling out, Kenneth, is that you have two part time jobs not one full time job. Stop lying.

 

[chimpburgers]

Well I have something to say myself, @Thundersteam. You're not doing that great in accounting bud and you're getting close to that retirement age and still doing elementary work in your profession. Pathetic.

Spoiler: Accounting related shit

My aunt has an accounting degree and she's 38 right now. Even though she has around 10 years of experience with bookeeeping work, she still can't find work at any major CPA firms.

 

[Holdek]

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@Thundersteam dont you DARE ever say you were not warned. Champthom was very gracious to you in trying to stop you becoming a lolcow. But you just had to derp along.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/page-2#post-115080

@champthom

 

[EI 903]

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What you're spelling out, Kenneth, is that you have two part time jobs not one full time job. Stop lying.

I think that's a typo. He meant 4.0 hours. And half that time was spent drawing weird mutant creatures on the back of tax forms. The other half was idly browsing through Amazon's collection of quirky scrubs.

 

[GS 281]

You can't transfer into a full-time professional position from two part-time no-brainer gigs. It just doesn't work, especially at a CPA firm where you will be expected to work 60-70 hours in busy season.

Well I have something to say myself, @Thundersteam. You're not doing that great in accounting bud and you're getting close to that retirement age and still doing elementary work in your profession. Pathetic.

Spoiler: Accounting related shit

My aunt has an accounting degree and she's 38 right now. Even though she has around 10 years of experience with bookeeeping work, she still can't find work at any major CPA firms.

This is a common fucking problem. Essentially if you can't be put on a career path, you better have one hell of a background

 

[anusaurus]

Two part time jobs ≠ working full time.
Working full time implies you're working at a single job with full time hours. I'm guessing your autism is what's making it so hard for you to understand such a simple concept.

Keep on with the laughs - you're certainly a lolcow.

 

[Holdek]

Spoiler: Accounting related shit

My aunt has an accounting degree and she's 38 right now. Even though she has around 10 years of experience with bookeeeping work, she still can't find work at any major CPA firms.

Your aunt and Kengle could start their own accounting firm together.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Do they even let Kenny handle tax forms? I thought he was just their coffee-and-copies bitch.

 

[CatParty]

Lol no

Still just part time.

How's your "full time job" 401k Kenneth?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

No, that's what we call working two part time jobs.

 

[millais]

Thus endeth the careerquest.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

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Lol no

Still just part time.

How's your "full time job" 401k Kenneth?

also health insurance. all that saltiness can't be good for the blood pressure

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Is he jilling himself?

 

[chimpburgers]

@Thundersteam has never worked full time. I am just going to think that from now on because obviously he doesn't know jack shit about what he's talking about.

Edit:

Now he's just being a coward and retweeting Sarah Butts of all people. Now trying to get into more of this anti GG pro GG shit.

 

[MMX]

@Thundersteam has never worked full time. I am just going to think that from now on because obviously he doesn't know jack shit about what he's talking about.

Edit:

Now he's just being a coward and retweeting Sarah Butts of all people. Now trying to get into more of this anti GG pro GG shit.

Fuck kenny
Paedophiles and white nationalist dogfuckers now
Your either literally doing this because i tried to help you or your a sick fuck.

And yes kenny we can support claims that "Sarah" is a sick fuck.

 

[chimpburgers]

Every time you try to sound profound, it just provides more autistic content for this thread. This seems to be about Null again.

 

[MMX]

Every time you try to sound profound, it just provides more autistic content for this thread. This seems to be about Null again.

Pretty sure kenny meant
"The hand u bite may be the hand that cares for you".

And kenny the only way thats happening is if you and null decide to reenact stephen kings misery.