Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Rabbit Bones]

She 'can't hardly' move anyway, she's the size of a fridge. Sorry furbabies, I know you're hungry, but momma got made fun of online

 

[Grim Snark]

Polissa you dumb cunt, you can make more than 7 meals out of that.



edit: she deleted the tweet to remove "Fuck you!" and reposted it (or however you do that with Twitter). I've got the screenshot if anyone wants it, but no reason to flood the thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Polissa you dumb cunt, you can make more than 7 meals out of that.

Not if you eat like a ravenous pig every meal and snacks in between because you're a grotesquely obese hamplanet.

 

[HeinzBeanz]

Polissa you dumb cunt, you can make more than 7 meals out of that.

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Lol a quick Google search for "Walmart pound of sausage" came up for less than $3 (Great Value mild breakfast sausage) And how many fucking potatoes are they putting in each bowl? It's not supposed to be a mixing bowl you dumb twat

 

[formerfatcow]

Just tell her an ingredient in the frozen breakfast bowls causes infertility and she'll be happy to spend the extra money to make them from scratch.

 

[Grim Snark]

If she bitches about not being able to make anything: you can use the air fryer to make the potatoes, eggs, and sausage. Get some cheap tortillas and boom, breakfast burritos you can throw in the fridge/freezer and thaw later for a filling meal. Literal days of food.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Lol a quick Google search for "Walmart pound of sausage" came up for less than $3 (Great Value mild breakfast sausage) And how many fucking potatoes are they putting in each bowl? It's not supposed to be a mixing bowl you dumb twat

I was wondering wtf kind of sausage cost her that much

Side note, buying all the mellow yellow kind of is abusing them lol

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[AnOminous]

Lol a quick Google search for "Walmart pound of sausage" came up for less than $3 (Great Value mild breakfast sausage) And how many fucking potatoes are they putting in each bowl? It's not supposed to be a mixing bowl you dumb twat

Even Jimmy Dean is $7.50 for two pounds. Does this lying whore think people can't look up prices?

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Polly goddamn you, answer our questions!

 

[CaseyTatumm]

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Ebt purchased foods are exempt Polly. Liar liar pants on fire

https://law.justia.com/codes/alabama/2014/title-40/chapter-23/section-40-23-4.2

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh Polissa, that applies to your Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls, too.

Still, the raw ingredients you posted? Go for the cheap shit, you dumbass. A pound of ground sausage doesn't cost fucking $7 at Walmart. No links - get the ground shit.

But what the hell - we know this vapid ignoramus wouldn't figure out how to cook if you duct-taped her hands to a printing of the Betty Crocker Cookbook and shoved an ice chest with every ingredient needed to make the recipes contained therein under her ass. If it doesn't come in plastic or in the form of a blunt, she won't have anything to do with it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

pants on fire

Imagine the smell.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Imagine the smell.

Cat piss and bread.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Neither Polly nor Josh can cook. Josh has already defended the breakfast bowls and they both honest to god think buying them is cheaper than buying the ingredients. If Josh knew how to cook he would have learned from experience how many more servings you can get from buying the ingredients separately and saving money at the same time. Unless this is a cope to secretly portion control his fat wife because she would eat ALL of the cooked ingredients in a day.

Its even funnier because these things in an air fryer are essentially like microwaving with an extra step. You don't need to know how to cook at all unless you're somehow too retarded to cut up a potato or crack an egg into a small oven safe dish and add salt/pepper/cooking oil spray

 

[Totallyunknown]

What if, and hear me out here - we just, didn't eat "breakfast bowls" for breakfast at all?

Maybe I'm extra super poor but growing up that was a weekend breakfast, not 7 consecutive days. You can get milk and cereal, including milk alternatives, for half of the stupid breakfast bowls.

 

[Fupa Control]

Josh blew all their money on extra exclamation points. RIP cat platoon.

 

[formerfatcow]

Someone bought the 32 count wet cat food for $20 and that only covers 3 days and she still needs kibble.

 

[Bustymuffins]

What is it with grifters and their fish fetishes? Kyttie thought she was a mermaid and spent money she didn't have on one or more tails for mermaid story time (or something similarly silly). Now we have Polissa who claims she's a whale. She certainly knows how to spout off on social media, so maybe that statement is true.

I'm not sure how a bitch so weak she can't even manage sitting in a line at the food bank is going to bring down the farms, though.

She would be the person shuffling from one leg to another while the only thing others hear is the sound of raspy, laboured breathing with muttering sprinkled in as waiting in line is SO. FUCKING. TAXING.

So keep trying you little fuck boy basement dwelling troll who's mommy takes care of all his needs so he can sit and fuck with people's lives. Your plan is backfiring on you. I suggest you back off now. Two can play games and you won't like mine.

The games you play are stupid so maybe try that shit with EA, dumbass.

Lol a quick Google search for "Walmart pound of sausage" came up for less than $3 (Great Value mild breakfast sausage) And how many fucking potatoes are they putting in each bowl? It's not supposed to be a mixing bowl you dumb twat

For her, a mixing bowl would probably be a bit small considering her caloric intake.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polly’s prices are similar to mine, so let’s see:





$13.26 for raw materials. I’m not gonna deal with tax or “time to cook” because 1) EBT is exempt as stated above and 2) you don’t even commute so why would that be a concern

For four days of Jimmy Dean bowls (1 each for Polissa and Josh each day):



Being smart, huh?