Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

I want to point out that Nicole doesn't have to tell us any of this. She could have just have said "I had a crazy illness, I don't want to share all the details, blah blah blah". It's totally reasonable to not want to post about the status of your cervix on Instagram under your real name.
Alternatively - and I know this is a wild and out there thought - she could've just not brought it up at all?
 
Also, she claims to have had a UTI back in November 15, 2021.
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She said she felt bad in December and January but did not "feel" the cup until January because her cervix was low and she could reach inside it. Could she have lost it up there before November? Or is her timeline off?
She did say the cup was up there "a minimum" of seven months. Maybe it's been up there for years or since birth? There's really no way to know.

It's funny that she praises Micah and others, when it was some random cyclist and then Steve banging her too hard with his great big dick that saved her life.
 
Asking for a quick sanity/memory check from more knowledgeable folks in the thread. I was never a big follower of Cliffe or the Toast back in the day, but I had a basic awareness of them the way you're aware of any internet famous sorta people when you're unhealthily online. She wasn't always this fucking crazy, right? Out in the open I mean?

I recall that she seemed at least a little bit out there, and there was the blatant fabulism when she made up the story about Jesse Singal's uncontrollable lust for tranny cock. But the last couple months, what with apparently fucking the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Troon and now providing extensive blow-by-blow of her fantasy genital disasters, I feel like this is on another level.
(Apologies in advance for the incoming autism)

My general impression from her twitter days is that she had a cycle of behavior she couldn't get out of. She'd be somewhat normal for awhile but then would begin to escalate with a story (her own or some dumb gossip, like the Jeff Goldblum thing) it would get attention, both good and bad, she might be called to the carpet to produce evidence, she would begin losing her shit, and culminate in her deactivating her twitter for awhile. Her return would always include some post about how she's going to be more low-key, focus on what matters, be closer to God, etc. etc. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Social media isn't healthy for most people but for Nicole, I think it's particularly bad and feeds into a mental illness she won't acknowledge or chalks up to her autism, which I imagine she believes absolves her of responsibility. Towards the end of her time on twitter (during the Pete Buttigieg inspiried slap fight but even before that) a lot of people started admitting that they couldn't stand her or her status as Queen of Twitter and I think that really hurt her. Instagram is better for her because you just don't have the same sort of negative interactions - it's far harder to have the same retarded back and forth fights or be driven off the platform. Few people are going to bother to post a photo and then add commentary about how annoying they find you and even if they did, you're less likely to see it. It's still bad though because she needs the rush from engagement and will literally say anything to get it.

The Diva Cup story is definitely giving me shades of the type of thing that would lead to her deactivating her account in days of old. It hits all the markers for her - it drums up endless sympathy and admiration from sycophants while allowing her to demurely show off her saintliness ("no no, I have no interest in litigation. Yes, I almost died but dear, anyone can make a mistake" and "Oh sweet friend, you see why I couldn't tell you I had a Diva cup stuck up my vag for months on end. I was mere minutes from dying but I wanted to focus on you." She escalated the story and added the details about the cup because, in her words, she wasn't embarrassed but I get the impression she's either reading here or somewhere else and saw people discussing the story in a way she didn't like. She's even already posted her traditional concluding "Now that I'm well, it's time to focus on what matters in life."

Part of why I find her relationship with Micah so alarming (and entertaining) is because it hits all the same markers. It's a perfect story for her - she not only worked to befriend someone who came at her, she got into a relationship with them. Like, she obviously knows how to use her money to win people over and Micah was probably an easy mark with copious amounts of admiration and supplication from an actual woman. By dating a very fat, caustic tranny, she gets to show off how good and wonderful she is. You may be shallow and find such a person intolerable but she adores their acres of creamy skin and will love and care for them forever and ever. They're both using each other to different ends and they're both fucking nuts. The plane is spinning upwards but you can see the trajectory here and it ends in a fiery crash.
 
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Does that sort of interaction you mentioned, the dearies and the sweeties and the selfless “I wanted to focus on YOU,” have a name? Is it indicative of some sort of attachment disorder. Is it love bombing?

It is so extremely tiresome and out of all the things that should have kicked me off social media for good, that may be the ticket out.

Everyone wants to be Mrs. Doubtfire it seems.

The combination of this overly lovey dovey language with a diva cup story and fat moobs really a bit too much nauseating content for one person’s feed!


And yet here I am coming back for more. Haha.
 
Does that sort of interaction you mentioned, the dearies and the sweeties and the selfless “I wanted to focus on YOU,” have a name? Is it indicative of some sort of attachment disorder. Is it love bombing?
I think it does but the word I was looking for eluded me. Love bombing is close but I think it's a little different, though in the same family. I have no trouble believe Nicole is very adept at making friends. She's good at giving people attention and flattering their egos with precision. Just look at her response to Andy Richter and Paul F. Tompkins. She knows very well they would be less than useless if she had let them in on what was happening to her as it was occurring. But she knows how they want to look to the world and how she wants people to perceive their relationship, her dear famous friends who would parachute in to assist her if she only let them (not that she would, as she knew it would be a burden on them and they would 'lose it'!)
 
More bizarro shit. She called her Mormon housekeeper, who came sprinting to her side to administer a Mormon blessing, which kept her alive for "a few months longer." So according to Nicole's evolving timeline, she was now actively dying for several months.

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More bizarro shit. She called her Mormon housekeeper, who came sprinting to her side to administer a Mormon blessing, which kept her alive for "a few months longer." So according to Nicole's timeline, she was now actively dying for several months.

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How utterly forbearing and saintlike of her that she "did not laugh when he invoked the ancient and powerful Melchizedek priesthood," though it should be noted she only didn't laugh at that "because he didn't laugh at me."

Cluster B.
 
More bizarro shit. She called her Mormon housekeeper, who came sprinting to her side to administer a Mormon blessing, which kept her alive for "a few months longer." So according to Nicole's timeline, she was now actively dying for several months.

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And the little toss in that an ONCOLOGY NURSE who has seen some sh*t is appalled and furious!! at Nicole’s suffering.

Pretty hard to play a cancer card when you don’t have cancer but she managed to do it….
 
More bizarro shit. She called her Mormon housekeeper, who came sprinting to her side to administer a Mormon blessing, which kept her alive for "a few months longer." So according to Nicole's evolving timeline, she was now actively dying for several months.

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I was punching in keywords in a search to try to go straight to whatever page that comment was on because I want to paste it in the random txt thread and found this article from 2016:

I became a Christian on July 7, 2015, after a very pleasant adult life of firm atheism. I’ve found myself telling “the story” when people ask me about it—slightly tweaked for my audience, of course. When talking to non-theists, I do a lot of shrugging and “Crazy, right? Nothing has changed, though!” When talking to other Christians, it’s more, “Obviously it’s been very beautiful, and I am utterly changed by it.” But the story has gotten a little away from me in the telling.
I haven't followed this lady like some others on here have but having an article in Christianity Today at all is not what I expected from what I've seen in this thread- was this little episode already known or did I uncover some gold here?

The second starting point is usually what I lead with. I was surfing the Internet and came across John Ortberg’s CT obituary for philosopher Dallas Willard. John’s daughters are dear friends, and I have always had a wonderful relationship with their parents, who struck me as sweetly deluded in their evangelical faith, so I clicked on the article.

Somebody once asked Dallas if he believed in total depravity.
“I believe in sufficient depravity,” he responded immediately.
What’s that?
“I believe that every human being is sufficiently depraved that when we get to heaven, no one will be able to say, ‘I merited this.’ ”
A few minutes into reading the piece, I burst into tears. Later that day, I burst into tears again. And the next day. While brushing my teeth, while falling asleep, while in the shower, while feeding my kids, I would burst into tears.
 
I have read the last few pages of this thread in dumbstruck awe as Nicole valiantly attempts to out-cow some serious competition. Now I am studying pictures of cervices to try to figure out where the fuck you could ram a diva cup. Gotta say I'm coming up short here. I did, however, learn that the os ("mouth" blurg) of the cervix goes slit-shaped after birth. So anyway I tried to find some ladies who had given birth, tell me if you spot any missing menstrual products.

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No really, I'm not even kidding, I need an MS paint wobby arrow being like, you could get one jammed over here or no dice.
 
I have read the last few pages of this thread in dumbstruck awe as Nicole valiantly attempts to out-cow some serious competition. Now I am studying pictures of cervices to try to figure out where the fuck you could ram a diva cup. Gotta say I'm coming up short here. I did, however, learn that the os ("mouth" blurg) of the cervix goes slit-shaped after birth. So anyway I tried to find some ladies who had given birth, tell me if you spot any missing menstrual products.


No really, I'm not even kidding, I need an MS paint wobby arrow being like, you could get one jammed over here or no dice.
It generally causes a fair amount of pain for even the most multiparous woman to have her cervix dilated even a little bit- like how much it has to open to slip in a tiny IUD. It can also cause a vasovagal reaction ie nausea, vomiting, sweating, faintness. (All those things can happen during labor too but gets upstaged by the various other symptoms). I'd have to speculate that ramming a cup up there would probably cause one of those vagal episodes and the victim would come to in a puddle of sweat and vomit. Which is why I suspect substance abuse, actually- she's coming to in puddles often enough, retconning a few good stories for why has become second nature.
 
I was punching in keywords in a search to try to go straight to whatever page that comment was on because I want to paste it in the random txt thread and found this article from 2016:


I haven't followed this lady like some others on here have but having an article in Christianity Today at all is not what I expected from what I've seen in this thread- was this little episode already known or did I uncover some gold here?
This is awful. Why would a Christian magazine think Christians would want to read this? Obviously I want to read it because it's terrible but I assume I'm not their target audience.

I love whenever we decided that popular writing should mostly consist of unearned high class people writing about how they're insane and constantly having mental troubles.
 
This is awful. Why would a Christian magazine think Christians would want to read this? Obviously I want to read it because it's terrible but I assume I'm not their target audience.

I love whenever we decided that popular writing should mostly consist of unearned high class people writing about how they're insane and constantly having mental troubles.
From what I know of that publication specifically, they likely thought that her perspective would possibly help reach some other "atypical" new believers and make them feel more included or whatever. I cannot imagine she's still going to church or anything. The whole thing reads like a typical "discovering my new identity phase" piece by a BPD loon.
 
More bizarro shit. She called her Mormon housekeeper, who came sprinting to her side to administer a Mormon blessing, which kept her alive for "a few months longer." So according to Nicole's evolving timeline, she was now actively dying for several months.

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Man she is fucking flying on this attention high. Weird how this went from "I will not give a moment more of my life to this. Not one moment" to multi-post essays with escalating crazy. Very unexpected.

(Cluster B is right. My more specific guess is Histrionic Personality Disorder).
 
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