NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[CptnSnshn]

I've been mugged. I've had apartments broken into and robbed.

I am armed to the teeth.

Lmao you must look like a massive faggot if you can have guns and people still rob you

 

[Fapcop]

You're still not made 100% whole, it's a massive paperwork headache, and takes a long time to actually cash out.

Would you rather someone pay you $5 for the thing today, right now, or have insurance pay you $4.60, six months from now, after taking a dozen hours of your time for paperwork which you got to after you closed for three weeks cleaning up a gigantic mess?

People think "you're just protecting your things". And that's from a mindset never experiencing violence.

I've been mugged. I've had apartments broken into and robbed.

I am armed to the teeth.

I would shoot a mugger not because "I wanna protect my wallet" but because I want to protect my peace of mind, mental health, physical well being, self worth, self pride and self confidence. People who already have none of this don't understand what it does to you mentally and emotionally when you lose it.

Funny how that “Hurr-durr it’s just THINGS!” Mentality never applies to the Nog stealing your stuff.

“It’s just STUFF! You really want to harm someone over a phone?!”

 

[Ammyterasu]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wnba-star-brittney-griner-convicted-and-sentenced-to-nine-years-in-prison-by-russian-judge-for-drug-possession-and-smuggling.615732/

One day they'll discover that Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, and the Philipines all have the noose for drug smuggling and that Russia isn't really an anomaly in that.

I got an original idea, why don't we send ships and bomb the fuck out of their harbors until they all agree that drug smuggling is ok.

 

[SpaceCow]

Sheltered ree posters think insurance is some magic thing that replaces anything damaged/stolen no matter what. I'd love to see their reactions when all the shit they consoom despite railing against capitalism is stolen or burned down and their shitty cheap insurance doesn't replace shit. Idiots. Stealing and looting ruins lives, stop making excuses for uncivilized animals.

It's like they don't actually understand how money works in society. Just a page or two ago they were pissed off at the "profit-oriented executives" who cancelled the Batgirl movie, claiming they should continue to make these financially unsound movies and shows for the sake of the minorities and lesbians who want to watch them.

I think they imagine that every company, from Warner Bros. to the local corner store, has a big crate of money in reserve, and they should operate at a loss for the sake of social justice causes because they can afford to lose money for decades before it's a problem.

 

[Cosmug]

It's like they don't actually understand how money works in society. Just a page or two ago they were pissed off at the "profit-oriented executives" who cancelled the Batgirl movie, claiming they should continue to make these financially unsound movies and shows for the sake of the minorities and lesbians who want to watch them.

I think they imagine that every company, from Warner Bros. to the local corner store, has a big crate of money in reserve, and they should operate at a loss for the sake of social justice causes because they can afford to lose money for decades before it's a problem.

These are the same people who think billionaires keep all their net worth in cash, and can just hand out 100 million dollars to people. They don't know what it means to liquidate an asset or grasp that once you do, you don't have that asset anymore can't can't just do it again next year.

 

[Direlection]

Funny how that “Hurr-durr it’s just THINGS!” Mentality never applies to the Nog stealing your stuff.

“It’s just STUFF! You really want to harm someone over a phone?!”

You don't understand. They're poor. They need these things. They're going to starve and they need to eat. They need Shaniqua's Styling Serum and Weave Gluing System For Total Control

 

[Arc]

It's like they don't actually understand how money works in society. Just a page or two ago they were pissed off at the "profit-oriented executives" who cancelled the Batgirl movie, claiming they should continue to make these financially unsound movies and shows for the sake of the minorities and lesbians who want to watch them.

I think they imagine that every company, from Warner Bros. to the local corner store, has a big crate of money in reserve, and they should operate at a loss for the sake of social justice causes because they can afford to lose money for decades before it's a problem.

Bulletproof business model in ReetardEra land.

Step 1: Open store in most crime ridden shit hole
Step 2: Get insurance
Step 3: Wink at and thank theives as they drag out your shit and tell them to bring their friends.
Step 4: Have your store emptied out every day.
Step 5: Have insurance company conjure up magic money and fit the bill.
Step 6: Infinite profit.

 

[Fapcop]

You don't understand. They're poor. They need these things. They're going to starve and they need to eat. They need Shaniqua's Styling Serum and Weave Gluing System For Total Control

Time for a vice.com story: THE LONG HISTORY OF WHITE SUPREMACY AND BLACK HAIR STYLING

Bulletproof business model in ReetardEra land.

Step 1: Open store in most crime ridden shit hole
Step 2: Get insurance
Step 3: Wink at and thank theives as they drag out your shit and tell them to bring their friends.
Step 4: Have your store emptied out every day.
Step 5: Have insurance company conjure up magic money and fit the bill.
Step 6: Infinite profit.

“Well if people are poor, why don’t they just print more money?!?”

REEEtards are about as fiscally informed as a nine year old.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

These are the same people who think billionaires keep all their net worth in cash, and can just hand out 100 million dollars to people. They don't know what it means to liquidate an asset or grasp that once you do, you don't have that asset anymore can't can't just do it again next year.

They don't care if companies go bankrupt to support their cause, the point isn't to make money. It's to assert their dominance over the culture, by any means necessary.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think they imagine that every company, from Warner Bros. to the local corner store, has a big crate of money in reserve, and they should operate at a loss for the sake of social justice causes because they can afford to lose money for decades before it's a problem.

These are the same people who think billionaires keep all their net worth in cash, and can just hand out 100 million dollars to people. They don't know what it means to liquidate an asset or grasp that once you do, you don't have that asset anymore can't can't just do it again next year.

I've seen DuckTales, I know how the wealthy store their wealth.

 

[I don't swear]

to be honest, situations like this kind of make me wish i just kept a spreadsheet open and pasted post links and usernames in it to try and catalogue or keep track of this shit when i browse the site since i only really do it while im working and i already have excel open. unfortunately im not quite autistic enough for that.

Do it. I'd even pay you monthly for it.

 

[jallsballs]

What Bill Burr Netflix special to watch?

So i've been watching some Bill Burr on youtube this week and i really want to watch more. Looks like he has five on Netflix so which one would you recommend watching first?

www.resetera.com

ate a permaban for not hating bill burr enough

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

What Bill Burr Netflix special to watch?

So i've been watching some Bill Burr on youtube this week and i really want to watch more. Looks like he has five on Netflix so which one would you recommend watching first?

www.resetera.com

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ate a permaban for not hating bill burr enough

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Going to bat for OJ Why are you this fucking retarded ResetEra? He even put it out in a book, in he said he slit up that Jew and white woman. I don't think anyone considers him a nice guy.

 

[Dreamland]

Going to bat for OJ Why are you this fucking retarded ResetEra? He even put it out in a book, in he said he slit up that Jew and white woman. I don't think anyone considers him a nice guy.

Maybe the vics said the N-word, that would completely flip the narrative for them.

 

[School of Fish]

Going to bat for OJ Why are you this fucking retarded ResetEra? He even put it out in a book, in he said he slit up that Jew and white woman. I don't think anyone considers him a nice guy.

The OJ Simpson murder case still remains the most solved "unsolved mystery" ever then.

 

[Angelic 2 the Core]

I wonder how many Era posters get banned from all of the hall monitors on there constantly reporting posts for wrongthink. Someone told me that one of the reasons he quit being a jannie is because of the obsessive posters who are on there all day and constantly reporting posts. He said those types of posters are on there more than the actual mods are and are obsessed with trying to get people banned or in trouble.

It's funny how these woke leftists who claim to hate authority are the biggest tyrants themselves when they get any sort of power. These are just videogame forums, but can you imagine how they would act if they had real power? What type of adult spends all day on a videogame forum tattling on people, anyway?

 

[heatguye]

I wonder how many Era posters get banned from all of the hall monitors on there constantly reporting posts for wrongthink. Someone told me that one of the reasons he quit being a jannie is because of the obsessive posters who are on there all day and constantly reporting posts. He said those types of posters are on there more than the actual mods are and are obsessed with trying to get people banned or in trouble.

It's funny how these woke leftists who claim to hate authority are the biggest tyrants themselves when they get any sort of power. These are just videogame forums, but can you imagine how they would act if they had real power? What type of adult spends all day on a videogame forum tattling on people, anyway?

Some of those are even here right now.

 

[Dreamland]

Some of those are even here right now.

And do you blame me? Keeping the report queue backlogged with lawyered bullshit (getting posters banned for mentioning any game banned by twitch is my favorite) is exactly what they want. Others (redmerc and crossing eden) put in a little more effort in their reports by drawing out some more bannable shit with the well known "What did you mean by this? speak your mind bro! We're all friends here!" replies.

At the end keeping the jannies overburdened is in everyone's best interest as they can do really stupid crap when they're allowed to wander into the hangouts and start looking for the few good threads to run into the ground.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I wonder how many Era posters get banned from all of the hall monitors on there constantly reporting posts for wrongthink. Someone told me that one of the reasons he quit being a jannie is because of the obsessive posters who are on there all day and constantly reporting posts. He said those types of posters are on there more than the actual mods are and are obsessed with trying to get people banned or in trouble.

It's funny how these woke leftists who claim to hate authority are the biggest tyrants themselves when they get any sort of power. These are just videogame forums, but can you imagine how they would act if they had real power? What type of adult spends all day on a videogame forum tattling on people, anyway?

The jannies have basically admitted they outsource everything to the hall monitors. Why do people like excelsiorlef and Kyuuji have such a kill count for people who disagree with them, while never facing their own bans, if this isn't how it works?

The corollary theory is that the jannies are too blatantly stupid and think these people actually do have insight on "intersectionalities" because they're claiming an marginalized identity on an internet forum.

More old jannies should spill about the place, there hasn't been anybody from since Cerium bought out the original founders who while social justice retards were not quite as objectively stupid as the current crop. Anyone remotely intelligent can tell how the place operates but it's still nice to get confirmation from personal testimony. (And perhaps evidence that can clarify or correct certain theories.)

 

[Copyright Trademark]

It's always so telling that when these people zealously create their utopian communities where all their ideals can be put into effect and people on the right side of history are welcomed and advocated..

..that what results is a dystopian totalitarian hellscape that any rational person can see for what it is.

We even got a glimpse of it in the real world with Seattle's 2020 'Summer of love' CHAZ/CHOP. What was one of the first things those clowns did? They set up borders and checkpoints.

If you're happy being miserable, and miserable being happy then such demented utopias are your new homes. You get what you fucking deserve.