Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
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Because you’re a whiny unlikeable cuntbag and it’s obvious?
Careful, she's pulling out the complaint forms again...
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So .. birth control? Which tends to be what's given to help prevent cysts. Or she can just take some ibuprofen and paracetamol to help reduce swelling and take the pain away.

Shes a pussy, if doctors were so worried about her cyst they would have bumped her surgery up, but they didn't.
 
Regarding the cat food:

Powerlevel I guess, but my senior citizen cat only eats dry food. He has zero interest in wet food, so a few years ago when the cat who did eat mostly wet food had to be put down, we just stopped buying it. It's probably not good for him, but it was a waste of money and cat food because he just doesn't eat it. But he's a senior, so it's not like we can fight him on it.

Gomez doesn't get his special UTI food which is a major problem, but I wouldn't blame them for only focusing on getting either wet food or dry food for all the other cats (if they can truly only afford one or the other). Just as long as they are fed in some capacity and not just eating Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl scraps.

ETA: One of them mentioned the water in their house being poisonous or something... what do we know about the cats' hydration? Do they only get it from wet food, or do they have water (albeit full of minerals and metals)? Are there bottled water supplies on reserve for the animals?
 
This. THIS ONE IMAGE. This is why I love the Farms. Troons, amirite?

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Never stop @toilet_rainbow, you glorious (she)bastard!


ETA: this tweet has made me chuckle for a solid 5 minutes. YeastyPolly is such a tard it's hard to pick a starting point to enumerate her failures (not the least of which is her art, which goes without saying is fat and I would not have sex with it), but I will continue to "wrack up quiet the karmic debt" by posting it bigly here:
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She hasn't slept since... Awhile. She spent the night in the hospital, on Twitter, and spent the day before tweeting at least every hour.

Edit moooaaar sperg
Okay PL time again. Fuck my life.

I studied public health in school but ironically ended up sick enough that I barely graduated and had to go on SSI to make ends meet. I want to continue my studies and actually do this shit, so while not medical Kiwi I’d like to hope I kinda know what Im talking about. PShit like this makes my head want to explode from the sheer and utter stupidity.

Tridemic? Because Polio returned in New York because of unvaccinated fucktards? I’m as genuinely mad as everyone that the US got active cases again (especially when we’re so close to eradicating it entirely). But pandemic? The fuck you on? This strain of monkeypox is particularly virulent, making it a public health concern. But a pandemic? No, fuck no. Covid is also on its way to being endemic. At this point no place really requires masks except for healthcare settings for obvious reasons.

I could keep sperging but this is one thing about Polly that really pisses me off along with the animal abuse. She really has no idea what she’s talking about.

Highly anticipating the hysterectomy saga, though! Let’s see how insufferable she gets!
 
Someone needs to make a commercial for Polly and feline donations to that Sarah MacLaughlin song. “There are innocent animals being Hurt”. By you Polly, by you.

Polly needs to rehome most of her cats, if not all but Gomez needs to be rehomed to a rescue or someone who can afford special needs care. A friend of mine has a cat with UTI/blockage issues and his food is like 60 every two weeks. She’s spent thousands on emergency trips to help him. Polly can’t afford that. If he blocks, he’s just going to suffer and die.

What if, and hear me out here - we just, didn't eat "breakfast bowls" for breakfast at all?

Maybe I'm extra super poor but growing up that was a weekend breakfast, not 7 consecutive days. You can get milk and cereal, including milk alternatives, for half of the stupid breakfast bowls.
Same. When I was a kid, “fancy” breakfasts were literally a special thing to us. Otherwise it was cereal and milk.
Now that I’m an adult, my SO likes to make himself a big breakfast on his day off but otherwise, it’s yogurt or cereal

Edited to add-if anyone who interested in a cheap dinner, this is bomb af. If you don’t have tortillas, you can serve over rice as bowl. It seriously good

 
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She either went to the ER for a cyst she found out about two months ago and decided it'd be a good excuse to scam money for the day, or she didn't go and decided people wouldn't remember her finding out so it'd be a good excuse and a way to scam money for the day. I remember, Polly.

That lukewarm IQ of a friend of hers not understanding things like jokes and sarcasm is just a bonus.
 
This. THIS ONE IMAGE. This is why I love the Farms. Troons, amirite?

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Never stop @toilet_rainbow, you glorious (she)bastard!
omfg my sides

Also bitch owes me a Diet Coke since I just spat it out from laughing so hard. The best part is that I was expecting this to happen.

“My reputation for misogyny is legendary” is a fucking quote from Lupin the Third lmaooo


The name’s Daisuke Jigen and I don’t take no crap!

The Japanese version of that line has Jigen saying that he’s on the market as onnagirai, an old Japanese term for a gold star gay man. This therefore implies that Jigen is the most kickass faggot ever. He gets described or describes himself as it a lot. The English dub just changed it to that legendary sound bite partly because Jigen is delightfully based.
 
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And shrooms and weed are kosher in ol Alabam?
I cannot wait for the kratom arc to add to the trafficking in Schedule 1 across state lines (Josh's Mushroom Chocos) and the use of the weeds. I also really appreciate her bitching about the IV after she whined to the hospital, no doubt an overworked ER, because MUH CYSTS.

The entitlement on this bitch is just incredible, and keeps picking up speed while rolling down the stupid hollers of YeastyPolly's life.
 
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More (very wrong) assumptions about me from the FBI’s worst criminal profilers

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If you want to see someone about me, please contact Inspector Koichi Zenigata of Interpol. He has all the dox you’ll ever need

Oh yeah, speaking of criminal activity-

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And shrooms and weed are kosher in ol Alabam?
These people are so oblivious. If they actually READ the thread, it’s clear most of us are not young and there is actually some sound advice regarding frugal living lol. Freaking tards.
 
Goddamn these people are stupid.

Yes! We are all our avatards!! I am actually a real dancing ferret. I will join with the Raccoon Federations to take over the world!! Bring us all your socks and cat foodz!! We will soak them in your oppressive bird baths and dine on your sadness of hip pain. We will smoke all you weeds! We will proclaim our victory with the sound of tub trumpets!! Bow to your furry banded masters!!
 
Goddamn these people are stupid.

Yes! We are all our avatards!! I am actually a real dancing ferret. I will join with the Raccoon Federations to take over the world!! Bring us all your socks and cat foodz!! We will soak them in your oppressive bird baths and dine on your sadness of hip pain. We will smoke all you weeds! We will proclaim our victory with the sound of tub trumpets!! Bow to your furry banded masters!!
And I am fucking delicious.
 
Goddamn these people are stupid.

Yes! We are all our avatards!! I am actually a real dancing ferret. I will join with the Raccoon Federations to take over the world!! Bring us all your socks and cat foodz!! We will soak them in your oppressive bird baths and dine on your sadness of hip pain. We will smoke all you weeds! We will proclaim our victory with the sound of tub trumpets!! Bow to your furry banded masters!!
If that's the case I'm the one they should be worried about.
 
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