Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Muskcarpone]

Polly. Aside from the fact that many of the people talking about you here have already said they're not men, including @toilet_rainbow , no one here laughs at you because you're a woman. We laugh at you because you're fat, lazy, and loose with other people's money. Getting Door Dash with begger money to feed your seething anytime soon Polly?

Oh, and the 20+ year yeast infection. That's fucking nasty and hilarious, and also proves your bad hygeine.

I could give her a pass for being fat, lazy and a moron. But since she is also an animal abusing habitual liar who never did anything unselfish for any other person or creature (including her nephews/nieces) while feeling entitled to everybody else's money, attention and sympathy, I feel like I can have fun at her expense without feeling too bad about myself.

 

[I am vomit]

Yes! We are all our avatards!!

I am literally a vomit dog apparently. FEAR ME, I AM THE VOMIT.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

There's likely nothing wrong with her tap water. She has a habit of making shit up for money. Unless her house was built on an active superfund site or the water is connected to the sewage, she's just bitching like she usually does. She has claimed:

A mattress gave her dog COPD

That the electricity has fried every appliance in her house. Not her phone I guess, we still hear her bitching plenty. Oh and not the microwave, a high-draw appliance and usually the first thing to get fried when electrical problems are afoot. Also I guess surge protectors don't exist in Alabama land

That she has no time to cook anything despite doing nothing all day.

Sudden allergies to Red40 despite guzzling down junk food by the barrel

You see, it's a lot easier to make shit up than just admit you're a fat useless bitch who won't (not can't) do anything.

I wonder if the electricity frying her appliances (but not phone charges, fridge, etc) is like Kyttie and the shitting in a bucket thing

 

[Free the Pedos]

As large as she is, sedation is already iffy. They will have to use more than on the average patient which is dangerous by itself. If they make her do a piss test before the surgery, because Alabama, she's fucked. It is already known that marijuana use can cause problems with breathing during anaesthesia. Polissa would do well not to lie to the doctor when they ask if shes used any drugs in the last 30 days.

Is it possible they might do it with an epidural spinal block like they did with ALR?
I’m just a retarded goat per my avatar so I don’t understand anesthesiology.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Is it possible they might do it with an epidural spinal block like they did with ALR?
I’m just a retarded goat per my avatar so I don’t understand anesthesiology.

Not an expert, but from my understanding the same problems arise with having to use more for an obese patient and potential problems arising.

Had to edit for brain putting out the wrong words.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is it possible they might do it with an epidural spinal block like they did with ALR?
I’m just a retarded goat per my avatar so I don’t understand anesthesiology.

Also not an anesthesiologist but I doubt it. Polissa is hella fat but ALR is mega super fat. Polissa is going to have a note that mentions challenging body habitus, but they can still use a standard approach.

Between being obese and smokin' weed, Polissa might end up on CPAP in PACU for a bit while she's remembering to breathe again, and/or on a little bit of oxygen on the floor. That'd get her her sought-after multiday inpatient admission.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

20 + Yeast Infections.

Has this bitch never heard of Monistat? You can buy versions of it that can clear a Yeast Infection from 1 to 7 days, depending on which you buy.

 

[Fupa Control]

Hang in there halp is one the way!!!

 

[Grim Snark]

That would work, if the yeast wasn’t self colonizing in the folds. Since nobody knows how deep the folds go, I doubt Monistat can make a dent in that culturally rich of a colony. It’s been around for 20 years, she can’t displace them!

 

[Chris's wife]

20 + Yeast Infections.

Has this bitch never heard of Monistat? You can buy versions of it that can clear a Yeast Infection from 1 to 7 days, depending on which you buy.

Monistat won't help a yeast infection that's raged that long. Chances are she's used it over and over again trying to get rid of it and inadvertently made the infection resistant to medicine. Her gyno has probably prescribed her something stronger to get rid of it before her surgery.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

She's had a yeast infection at least since I was in kindergarten and thinks she's more of an adult than 20-somethings, despite being a complete fucking retard with basic adult skills like managing money, hygiene, cooking/shopping, taking care of herself and shutting her fucking mouth

 

[soggy london]

Virgin this, virgin that. Whatever Sir Diabetic Limp Dick and Lady Fermentation Factory Coochie are making, we don’t want it!

Also, regarding sedation, she wouldn’t necessarily need anything fancy just because she’s a ham planet. Propofol/Succinylcholine/Fent works fine, unless there is some other factor. I’ve seen a skinny drug addict need more sedation than an obese man.

Source: lots of big patients where I work

 

[Aunt Carol]

Monistat won't help a yeast infection that's raged that long. Chances are she's used it over and over again trying to get rid of it and inadvertently made the infection resistant to medicine. Her gyno has probably prescribed her something stronger to get rid of it before her surgery.

I hope you're right, friend.

 

[Grim Snark]

Actually, I'm surprised they'd even consider surgery if she's got a raging infection of any kind since a hysterectomy isn't life saving, in her case. We've sperged plenty about the infection risk post-op, I won't be shocked if they hysterectomy is canceled when the surgery team finds out that she has a yeast infection than most students entering college. Think about that, her yeast could be a teenager, getting ready to go to college this fall. Shit's wild.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Goddamn these people are stupid.

Yes! We are all our avatards!! I am actually a real dancing ferret. I will join with the Raccoon Federations to take over the world!! Bring us all your socks and cat foodz!! We will soak them in your oppressive bird baths and dine on your sadness of hip pain. We will smoke all you weeds! We will proclaim our victory with the sound of tub trumpets!! Bow to your furry banded masters!!

Guess that means I'm dead. RIP me. You hear that, Polissa? You can't arrest me or sue me because I'm dead.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Guess that means I'm dead. RIP me. You hear that, Polissa? You can't arrest me or sue me because I'm dead.

I’m not Keffals and he hasn’t necked himself yet.

Go after him MrsYeastvag, he really likes talking to yelling at women. He’s also above you on the oppression scale so gluck.

 

[Broken Pussy]

They have to tell themselves that we’re socially inept losers so they can maintain the facade that they’re better than us, and they desperately need to feel better than us.

“I may be a lazy, stupid animal-hoarding grifter, but you’re an incel, so there.”

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I hope Polissa reads my details and really thinks I'm an evil Scientologist. Hail Xenu.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I have to say, I do enjoy seeing them react to the thread. It shows just how poor their reading comprehension is. They also can’t recognize jokes like good tards. Perhaps it’d be easier for Polissa to understand if it was a coloring book

I also liked Polly making her own screenshots of this thread. I mean, if I wasn’t already a career criminal on the run I’d sue her ass for copyright infringement too. But I’m also tired after an eight hour shift so I need a smoke and nap before I go off to the second one



As for “karmic debt” lmao even with how hard my life is my future is bright. There is a saying that God helps those that helps themselves. I’m not religious but that means that you work for your happy ending.

So my life could be worse. I could be Polissa Danielle Campbell.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Polissa can be fine if she reads this thread. I can fix her life with Dianetics. Write me, Polissa.