Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Conan O'Barbarian]

ETA: On Thursday, Josh was getting paid "next week". Now it's the start of "next week" and he doesn't get paid until the end of the next week.
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He'll be employed for two months before she decides to stop saying his first check comes "next week." Always a new dire, unfair situation keeping Polissa from her Hot Pockets.

 

[weaselhat]

another "no help has come" post
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I would bet my hoarded stash of stolen socks, that he was scheduled to work and got flagged as a “ no call, no show.”

 

[Breadbear]

Still going. Here's hoping Noodles doesn't work tonight. She's going to cause an accident with the lack of sleep/speed usage to stay awake.


Also, gentian Violet is good for thrush. So is tea tree oil, especially for nails. Listerine can be used for foot fungus (not joking). Probiotics help. So does yogurt.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

And how do you know this, Polly?

Is Bark Box one of her monthly sacrifices?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

When the hell did she sleep? She's had minimum 1 tweet per hour since last night.

Wouldn't surprise me if she has trouble sleeping due to her size. Any time she falls into REM sleep, she begins suffocating due to her excess fat. Same thing happens with that landwhale Loey Lane, she was on an episode of BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural claiming ghosts were trying to kill her in her sleep.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

God damn Joshua announcing that you're not from AL but you actually fucking CHOSE to live there is NOT the flex you think it is.

Interpol is gonna get us y'all!!!! I'm running with my tits out staight into my mama's basement... but I have to take the elevator down a couple flights of stairs from my highrise apartment downtown first. (I wish we had basements here tbh furnished basements growing up were the shit. I also wish we had a valet garbage [or garbage & pets only elevator] because I firmly believe bringing your trash into the elevator is gross and rude af and flights of stairs with trashbags super suck)

How often does Joshie man up with his noodle arms and actually take the trash to the yard Polliepoo?

My karma is strait for this life. Everybody gets shit talked on the internet EVERYBODY.
We are all going to hell. All of us

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Oh Polissa. I’m not young, and I’m not a little incel dude. I’m almost 40 and I’ve been broke and grew up practically broke too. You’ve gotten such good advice here among the snark. Please accept it. You still have time to better your lives and your pets’ lives

The funny thing is: that I actually have things in common with her. I'm just not a loser who whines on the internet as she does. She's that embarrassing.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The funny thing is: that I actually have things in common with her. I'm just not a loser who whines on the internet as she does. She's that embarrassing.

Polissa is really the alternate universe version of me in a lot of ways. I think that’s one reason I’m so fascinated by her.

Interpol is gonna get us y'all!!!!

Don’t worry, if you see this guy he helps my ass out as often as he tries to arrest my partner and me



I’m saying that I have connections

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Polissa really has no idea that there may be several people reading this that actually have things in common with her. Disabled, poor, broke, working class, women, etc. She just wants to convince herself that we're all incels who live in their mother's basements. (By the way Polissa, some us have mothers or fathers that are dead, so you're wrong on that one.) She just can't accept it because like said above, she wants to pretend she's better and we're all virgin losers.

Once again, other poor and working-class people would laugh at her.

another "no help has come" post
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Wait a minute- so she drove herself to the hospital ER? Why didn't she just go alone and let Josh sleep? He can't drive.

 

[MadDisaster]

I think one of the funniest parts of her "basement dwelling" insults is that this fat, "heat sensitive" bitch can only dream of the luxury of a finished basement on a hot summer day. Guess what stays nice and cool with minimal air conditioning? The basement.

She really is the dumbest creature, so stuck in the shittiness of her own life that she can't imagine that people she thinks she can look down on are STILL better than her.

 

[Rewire Tea]

Still going. Here's hoping Noodles doesn't work tonight. She's going to cause an accident with the lack of sleep/speed usage to stay awake.
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Also, gentian Violet is good for thrush. So is tea tree oil, especially for nails. Listerine can be used for foot fungus (not joking). Probiotics help. So does yogurt.

5.6 miles to work each way.

If Josh physically can't walk that far (wouldn't be surprised, given the 'beetus), then... can he ask family or friends for a ride? Bum gas money off mom or grandma? "Hey, my wife was in the ER last night and I don't have gas to get to work now" is a pretty valid reason to ask for help. And remember that "people like them".

re: Bark Box: I have seen Bark Box toys being sold individually in pet stores here, it makes sense that they'd started selling the toys separately from the subscription, because those toys are durable as hell.

ETA: oh man, when Josh almost inevitably loses this job, can you imagine the fit she's going to throw on twitter b/c it's somehow our fault?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

They really have excuses for everything, don't they? Buy a used bike. These people suck at being poor. I've known people who were poor who didn't have cars and guess what- they rode themselves to work on their bikes. Long distances too. In the heat. Sometimes to other towns.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'm really the secret lovechild of ODB and Anna.

God damn Joshua announcing that you're not from AL but you actually fucking CHOSE to live there is NOT the flex you think it is.

Interpol is gonna get us y'all!!!! I'm running with my tits out staight into my mama's basement... but I have to take the elevator down a couple flights of stairs from my highrise apartment downtown first. (I wish we had basements here tbh furnished basements growing up were the shit. I also wish we had a valet garbage [or garbage & pets only elevator] because I firmly believe bringing your trash into the elevator is gross and rude af and flights of stairs with trashbags super suck)

How often does Joshie man up with his noodle arms and actually take the trash to the yard Polliepoo?

My karma is strait for this life. Everybody gets shit talked on the internet EVERYBODY.
We are all going to hell. All of us

Man does your building not have trash chutes? Those things are the best although the last building I lived in that had them could only accommodate the size of a grocery bag

 

[CashMoney!]

Buy a used bike.

Please help, Josh's bike is pedal powered and we need an expensive motor for it because pedalling reminds him he's poor.
Please help, charging the bike motor has increased our power bill and we can't stop eating breakfast bowls long enough to cover this miniscule cost.
Please help, it is raining and the extra weight of a rain coat means Josh is too tired to bike to work.
Please help, Josh needs a bike mounted air conditioner because sweating means he will die.
Please help, Josh has a flat tyre and I can't commit Mello Yello funds to ordering another one online.
Please help, the banana seat of doom is too much for my feeder's bony ass to handle, he needs a 100% genuine sheepskin cover on memory foam or his ass will literally fall off.



Also worth noting they would never buy a used bike. It would have to be brand new and a really expensive model if they felt compelled. They would then ask for people to pay for someone to put it together because they're too disabled to do it themselves.

 

[HeinzBeanz]

So does Josh get a special chair to sit in as he washes dishes (and now training to dump shit in a fryer)? Cause I'm puzzled how he can manage a full shift at work but not the walk there.

And you know Josh already got his paycheck and they spent it all on junk food. They think that by telling people "the check is in the mail," they are giving the impression that he's working hard. Except, they keep getting the dates wrong (however, I thought this about the hysterectomy as it was always "I'm scheduling it tomorrow" for months, but it looks like I was mistaken). Maybe Polly Hotpocket keeps hounding him about when his next paycheck is gonna be cause she needs more soda.

And again with getting $12 for a fucking pizza when you can buy some staples to eat for days with that. Josh can't have beans and rice but pizza crust is ok?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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They really have excuses for everything, don't they? Buy a used bike. These people suck at being poor. I've known people who were poor who didn't have cars and guess what- they rode themselves to work on their bikes. Long distances too. In the heat. Sometimes to other towns.

Hell I bike 6 miles MINIMUM a day for work, and I love it!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Please help, Josh's bike is pedal powered and we need an expensive motor for it because pedalling reminds him he's poor.
Please help, charging the bike motor has increased our power bill and we can't stop eating breakfast bowls long enough to cover this miniscule cost.
Please help, it is raining and the extra weight of a rain coat means Josh is too tired to bike to work.
Please help, Josh needs a bike mounted air conditioner because sweating means he will die.
Please help, Josh has a flat tyre and I can't commit Mello Yello funds to ordering another one online.
Please help, the banana seat of doom is too much for my feeder's bony ass to handle, he needs a 100% genuine sheepskin cover on memory foam or his ass will literally fall off.



Also worth noting they would never buy a used bike. It would have to be brand new and a really expensive model if they felt compelled. They would then ask for people to pay for someone to put it together because they're too disabled to do it themselves. Who am I kidding? A mobility scooter would be enough for both of them.

If they sold their busted car, Josh would have a fine bike to ride. They'd save money on gas and car upkeep. But yes, they're entitled enough to get a brand new one. Craigslist. Used bikes. Problem solved. Tons of people have gotten by on bikes and not cars. Polissa should get one as well since she needs to lose weight. Two problems solved in one.

Hell I bike 6 miles MINIMUM a day for work, and I love it!

I ride a bike instead of driving a car. Don't even have a car. If I can survive on that, so can she and him.

 

[CashMoney!]

Polissa should get one as well since she needs to lose weight.

I imagine the bike seat would slip into the ether between her ass cheeks and be fused with yeast forever more. They need to swap the car for a mobility scooter at this point to complete the look but grifting for gas money cash they can use on other things takes precedence as always.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I imagine the bike seat would slip into the ether between her ass cheeks and be fused with yeast forever more. They need to swap the car for a mobility scooter at this point to complete the look but grifting for gas money cash they can use on other things takes precedence as always.

She can get a cheap motor bike like these guys. If they fit, so can she.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

By Polissa logic, I'm actually an electricity-controlling crazy French girl made by crazier bitches who want to take over the world. Bibibibi.

How often does Joshie man up with his noodle arms and actually take the trash to the yard Polliepoo?

We know that taking the crash out to the curb is the only weight lifting poor stringbean gets. Who do you think cleans the cat litter? That shit can get HEAVY, no pun intended.