Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bibbity Bobbity]

As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days.

I'm really, really sorry to hear this. I think a lot of people here had similar situations with loved ones and cancer, which are horrendous.

That's why this narrative she's pushing is so galling- UNCARING AND INCOMPETENT HEALTH CARE SYSTEM GAVE POISONOUS DRUG TO SURVIVOR FOR 2 YEARS, Y'ALL. THEY CAN'T EVEN FIND HER RECORDS!!!!

Also, the notion that a new cancer= payday? Fucking gross. Who thinks like that, especially after Becky and Destiny had moms die from cancer?!??

 

[giga melt]

Who thinks like that, especially after Becky and Destiny had moms die from cancer?!??

That's exactly it though. Like, she was pissed off when Becky's mom DIED of cancer and didn't even want to let Becky go to the funeral (or ended up not letting her go? it's been a while sorry,) and everyone felt bad for Becky/her mom not fat fucking Amberlynn Reid. She needs Cancer 2 to happen so she can get the real asspats cancer sufferers get! Like Becky's mom! Fuck her!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl I’m so sorry, dude. I’ve been there with my own family. Feel free to dm me if you want support.

I’ve been of the opinion that Amber had precancerous cells and she’s such a massive fuck that it was safer to just yeet her uterus for safety. If she actually developed metastatic cancer in her body it’d be just desserts for someone so smug about not doing even the slightest bit of aftercare to prevent it from returning or actually spreading.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Different arc for me and my moms...it wasn't cancer, it was Stage 4 dementia. The hospital and attending physician were in touch with me daily. I answered my phone and the doctor told me point blank the end was near. Told him I would be there in 24 hours (I'm in AZ, she was in AL). He said "We're talking minutes, not hours." I broke down completely. Told him to observe her DNR order. He said he'd do that and make sure it was painless for her. He called me back in less than an hour. She had passed.

I only relate this because the medical community IS INDEED caring and compassionate. No, they don't lose your records, Hamber. No, they don't fuck up on refilling your prescriptions. And FUCK NO they only prescribe based on need.

The fact that you tend to be an ER gypsy, skipping to and fro with your self-diagnosed bullshit, WITHOUT a Primary Care Physician is totally on YOU, you worthless cunt. That is not how real Healthcare works and your literally too fucking stupid to admit that if you weren't constantly trying to grift the system, you might actually have a real doctor that could care for you in the proper manner.

That's all on YOU. Go ahead and sue. Your fat ass will be laughed right of court with shame and disgust. They did the best for you THAT YOU WOULD LET THEM DO.

You care no more about your massive, gluttonous, obese self health than what you're gonna shove in your face as soon as your done reading the truth I just smacked your lard ass with.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl I’m so sorry to hear this. This is not easy to live through, and sometimes harder for the family.

I am also questioning another aspect of her story; her interaction with the nurse practitioner. Basically, she went to a hospital with no appointment and with at a facility that has no record of being a patient. She had a nurse taken her vitals (110/70 under stress is amazing), then got someone to give her a prescription for an antigen test (CA125 is over $200 on the web), had a phlebotomist take blood, had it processed stat, and finally had the nurse called her the result. This does not make sense. I would imagine that she would have to pay for it, but since the facility has no record of her, how did they know what test to do? Take her word for it?

It is almost like she made up the story.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

It is almost like she made up the story.

Ya think? More holes in her story than xtra bubbly Swiss Cheese.

But, that won't stop her for one fucking iota of trying to play it for shelf-ass pats.

I'm nearing Sitch Gorl level of frustration with this idiot cow. Slappy gonna need to tune out for a bit due to self-preservation instinct.

 

[Xenomorph]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl been there babe, Mom had stage 4 liver cancer mets. I get it, been on the caregiver and care receiver end of cancer and by far the caregiveer role is way harder. HMU if you wanna vent. <3

Onto Amber, people know this chud is lying I mean this bish thought there were separate ER's in her story Scottie lmao
Amber aint suing shit, thats her pet Magilla Gorilla talking. She knows she didnt do what she was supposed to do, hell she wouldnt get routine blood work to check her liver/kidney function so she could stay on her medications for her mentulz.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Ambers basically the babayagi of liars. gross

 

[giga melt]

Ambers basically the babayagi of liars. gross

Don't do baba yaga like that, she at least does her job.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl I'm so sorry about your mom, been there. Hugs.
Thanks for that video, I remember actually feeling some sympathy when she first posted that cancer video and now when I watched it I couldn't help bahahahaha literally out loud listening to her.
Eta- I can't believe this fat pig, who probably never even paid a dime to the surgeon, has the nerve to bad mouth a doctor that saved her life because she ate herself into cancer.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Thanks, all y'all assholes.

Now. I wonder if that perfect little lovenest - where rain falls aplenty for the pluviophiles, and where they dine upon meals fit for a king or queen, where there are never any differences of opinions on....anything at all on this here planet, where they stay busy from dawn to dusk - would falter if Hamber could absolutely not convince her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, that yes, she had cancer, yes, she was a patient at that center, yes, she had at least one followup, yes, she fit in the CT bore for scans, yes, her bloodwok came back faster, than her hoovering a plate of orange chiken, yes, that bloodwork was perfect, yes, the NP said "Pffft! Gorl, don't be takin' that sheee-it, it gon kill you!"

Shorter version: just how much of a grifter is her My Gorlfriend, Wipey? Are her morals so low that she'd continue the charade of "Let's sue them and retire!" Or does she have even one iota of morality in her that this crosses the line. Philosophically, most people treat cancer shit as the third rail, and for good reason, since it's one of the most devastating things that can happen to people, and most people are not complete degenerates.

If the shit hit the fan in the "luxery" apartment over this, the meltdown would be epic/ And we'd need lots and lots of popcorn.

I'll just leave this here. Imagine this terror,

LOLOLOL

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Thanks, all y'all assholes.

Now. I wonder if that perfect little lovenest - where rain falls aplenty for the pluviophiles, and where they dine upon meals fit for a king or queen, where there are never any differences of opinions on....anything at all on this here planet, where they stay busy from dawn to dusk - would falter if Hamber could absolutely not convince her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, that yes, she had cancer, yes, she was a patient at that center, yes, she had at least one followup, yes, she fit in the CT bore for scans, yes, her bloodwok came back faster, than her hoovering a plate of orange chiken, yes, that bloodwork was perfect, yes, the NP said "Pffft! Gorl, don't be takin' that sheee-it, it gon kill you!"

Shorter version: just how much of a grifter is her My Gorlfriend, Wipey? Are her morals so low that she'd continue the charade of "Let's sue them and retire!" Or does she have even one iota of morality in her that this crosses the line. Philosophically, most people treat cancer shit as the third rail, and for good reason, since it's one of the most devastating things that can happen to people, and most people are not complete degenerates.

If the shit hit the fan in the "luxery" apartment over this, the meltdown would be epic/ And we'd need lots and lots of popcorn.

I'll just leave this here. Imagine this terror,

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LOLOLOL

Thank you sky daddy that welfare, trailer park, meth heads genetics have been stopped thanks to totally real cancer.

 

[Eavesdropping Petals]

I'll just leave this here. Imagine this terror,

You know...one thing that lets me sleep at night is that this retard cannot expand into the gene pool. Thank God for this particular evolutionary dead-end. Fuck, even her mitochondrial DNA is probably retarded.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

She'd kill a kid if she had one.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days. I'll offer no excuses, as that's entirely on me, and I'll try my best to keep in mind that this bitch, in the grand scheme of things, is merely the sideshow freak of the modern, online, carnival, and none of that should spill over onto all of you, my fellow assholes.

For real man, I'm really sorry about your mom, really wishing her the best.

 

[giga melt]

She'd kill a kid if she had one.

Wasn't there one of those "I didn't know I was pregnant" episodes where the mom was super fat and basically had her kid in a parkinglot because she thought she just had a really painful long fart/queef or something and the kid ended up in the space under the dash with the foot pedals?

I imagine it'd be like that where Amber is going to take a squat on one of her poor overworked sofas, squirt the kid out and immediately sit on it killing it instantly.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Only an absolute incurable narcissist would want an identical mini version of themselves. That's indisputable proof that all of her self effacements are a contrived act meant to elicit (hello correct homophone) ass pats and sympathy, because who would wish on a child all of muh mental illnesses, anxieties, depresshuns, addictions, and fat. Amber really does think she's perfection and laments she can never bless the world with another one of her.

That's really one of the most revealing things she's ever said.

 

[mekalekahi]

Fucking cringe

You would be more independent and in a different place in your life if you were a leader. You literally live in any state any fake GF lives in


Just my opinion: Jade and Becky are equal in weight and attractiveness

 

[Wonky Eye]

God, imagine your ex-partner saying "there were moments" they were attracted to you.

 

[Xenomorph]

did you read about her lying about working a 9-5 while being in college lmao

BITCH WHERE?