Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[My Cat Is Racist]

Nice feeder thumbnail. Money getting a bit tight?? Love that for her.

 

[Trees]

Amber doesn't use a tablespoon of oil, she uses 2.98 teaspoons.

Drastically less than a serving ya'll.

I see we're getting rid of shit as a pretext to buy new shit again.

She only has 21 purses now. Remember that dumb fucking time she bought 4 of the same shitty bag off Shein? Yeah, she got rid of all of them without ever using any of them a single time. Le cirque.

Apparently Amber's had a miraculously recovery and has no desire to binge again. Here's the thing, ozempic doesn't take away cravings. It makes you feel full. That's it. It's wasted on a person who will eat beyond the point of comfort because they're sad at night. Most people come to understand that there actually isn't a magic pill that will fix all your problems and you have to fix your shit yourself.

I give this 3 days.

Hey, if you want to help out a homeless shelter - like, if you ever feel compelled to donate to a homeless shelter - give them money. That's it. Give money. They can do way more with their connections than you can at the store. Write a check.

Oh but then there isn't content. Hm.

At least she isn't pretending to read a book this time.

By the way, Japanese is really easy to pronounce. Just break the syllabals* up. Ya-na-gi-ha-ra.

*You have to already know what a syllabal is.

She caved like 12 hours later. My optimism knows no bounds.

Just come back whenever you're ready to say why Ozempic didn't work. Unless it's because you're diabetic, at least come up with a funny story you'll confess was a lie some day.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Wtf is the point of only getting one of some of those items like baby wipes? 1 package, a single small pack at that will not last 1 person that long. Why not buy multiples. Or 1 pack of combs. Is she going to break them open and give someone each a comb from that one package?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Replace Optavia with Ozempic and it's incredible how parallel these arcs are, if there's one thing we can say about Amber it's that she's predictable. After the initial high of a New Plan wears off, she'll binge again and come back to tell us how it just wasn't right for her and she needs to lose weight slower or faster, depending on her mood. She can't restrict herself and she's just shtooo scared of undereating guise (which she's already dropped hints on) uwu She's a big gorl, after all.
The only reason this arc is better than Optavia is that the Ozempic costs about 5x as much.

I think you might'a called it, predictable gorl like clockwork. In the latest insufferable 30 minute special, Amberlynn has laid down the excuse framework to quit Ozempic, saying she's feeling scared it's not going to work and her cravings are coming back. We also haven't gotten a genuine weigh-in since about a month ago.

"Guize it was making me so sick but lyke at the same time it stopped workeen as good and I binged, it is too expensive for the smol benefit. I'm goeen thru menopause (hot flash whew) so I really just need focus on my mental health right now." Amberlynn Reid, probably.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

as i said before the timeline she presents is fucked up. i wonder why?
here is some confirmation. recent video was from 23 of July, as she explicitly not said, but edited in .

well fatso as always you gave away your lies yourself.
this was labeled as 20 of July. and what do i see there. same stupid dress lurking in the bag.

must be some time travel shit or something. also the big LAH wears the same stupid print as in the 20 of July video.
its all a LAH, as always.

 

[Chía P.]

Ugh, it's so boring and pitiful to see the comments believing she's actually making a change for good this time, it's like the commercials of the cycle. Everyone gets to go to the toilet and stretch their legs, the shit show will be back in a few minutes.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wash your fucking hair you disgusting swamp bog-like creature.
How about weed-whacking that forest of mold, dirt, stray hair, pimple puss and moss growing in your crevice's before finding another busy print le quirky torrid dress/top.
Getting all her fetid dead skin cells and swamp ass cheese hands all over those garments make me wanna puke. Then she wants to donate the shit? Fucking no.
Show your legs gorl we know your coin is not so good rn, whip em out baby show us them meaty fetid gams.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

If she honestly believes that she has even a fraction of a possibility of getting approved as an adoptive parent, then once again her level of delusion is astronomical. I said the same thing about Amy Slaton: if you’re a 30 something morbidly obese woman with a whole laundry list of medical issues, wanting to have a child is unbelievably selfish. As others mentioned, this is another truly revealing example of her delusional thinking and narcissism.

Edit to avoid double post. We got another cow crossover and holy shit, this is both one of the grossest and funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen. Nikocado demonstrating how he can’t reach far enough to wipe himself, and how if he can’t do it, a 600 pound gorl can’t either, so she needs a Wipey. I’m dying.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJYnHcDcZ0

Sorry for not embedding I’m on mobile.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Fucking cringe
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I love seeing some of my words here ("luxury apartment!) showing up in her blather,. nontent,Q&As, etc. I can't waitforher to mention how we're all such meanieheads here, calling her Fat Ham, PerfectGrammarLynn, and so forth. Embrace haydur nation, bitch.

You would be more independent and in a different place in your life if you were a leader. You literally live in any state any fake GF lives in
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I laughed so hard on this. Gorl. anyone watching any of your fuking ikTok knows you're sheep, not a wolf. You're always months or years behind trends on YouTube, as well. Rotisserie chicken, anyone?

Just my opinion: Jade and Becky are equal in weight and attractiveness
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What a petty fucking cunt you are, Hamber.

homeless shelter, confession, & my meal plan | vlog 6​

Aug 8, 2022

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

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Oh, goodie. Almost half an hour of performative bullshit for me to rip into.

I see we're getting rid of shit as a pretext to buy new shit again.

All part of the cycle.

Apparently Amber's had a miraculously recovery and has no desire to binge again. Here's the thing, ozempic doesn't take away cravings. It makes you feel full. That's it. It's wasted on a person who will eat beyond the point of comfort because they're sad at night. Most people come to understand that there actually isn't a magic pill that will fix all your problems and you have to fix your shit yourself.

DoctorLynn Medicine Woman has assured us all that Ozempic is a wonder drug for weight loss because it has such a strong and immediate effect on muh mentalz: makes you not want to binge. Makes you want to eat healthier. All that in addition to making the weight fly off at such a rate, "it's scary."

Hey, if you want to help out a homeless shelter - like, if you ever feel compelled to donate to a homeless shelter - give them money. That's it. Give money. They can do way more with their connections than you can at the store. Write a check.

But that takes away her excuse to go shopping to fondle everything.

Just come back whenever you're ready to say why Ozempic didn't work. Unless it's because you're diabetic, at least come up with a funny story you'll confess was a lie some day.

She's been collecting excuses from day on of the Ozempic era. The first shot didn't even work for "personal reasons".

Edit to avoid double post. We got another cow crossover and holy shit, this is both one of the grossest and funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen. Nikocado demonstrating how he can’t reach far enough to wipe himself, and how if he can’t do it, a 600 pound gorl can’t either, so she needs a Wipey. I’m dying.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJYnHcDcZ0

Sorry for not embedding I’m on mobile.

I'm catching up here, and watching Justine's retro stream. She mentions the Nik video and how the first five minutes (at least) is a brutal takedown of Hamber. I was going to ask if anyone watched it and if it was worth the entertainment. Because if so, I'll give him a watch, at least for that first part.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

I was going to ask if anyone watched it and if it was worth the entertainment. Because if so, I'll give him a watch, at least for that first part.

I thought the first couple of minutes where he shaded Hamber were hilarious and are worth watching. You’ll have to suffer through several minutes of him jiggling his gigantic belly, though. Still, it gave me some good laughs.

 

[R-2E-054]

(Timestamp 8:10) Wait, so she doesn't give herself a maximum amount of calories she can eat per day, but she only allows herself 3 meals per day that can't go over 500 calories? I don't know if 3.9 GPAlynn realizes this, but that's giving yourself a maximum of 1500 calories per day (plus however many calories the shake + fruits are). Obviously we know that she isn't eating what she claims to be, but this is just another example of us not knowing nutrition like she does.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

"Ozempic is working like crazy"

"i've lost 2 elbees last week"

I mean ok seems really worth 250 bucks

 

[Kate Moss]

God, imagine your ex-partner saying "there were moments" they were attracted to you.

It's embarrassing how she won't ever let Becky go, like Destiny v2. Destiny got booted as she has a new rejection to obsess over.

This is the shit that just does my head in with alr she puts on this act thinking she looks a certain way but cause she's a fucking mental toddler and actual adult recluse she has no idea how normal people act.

It's not giving aloof, upgraded, moved on. Its giving spiteful, ungrateful, obsessed.

 

[dfranki723]

She has to be buying these comments.
There is no plausible way so many people are praising her for blatantly using homeless folk to get attention (even if she's filtering). I don't want to believe these morons are genuine people with their own lives and thoughts.
''We're gonna organise this''. No, your arse wiping grunt is going to organise that shit. Not you.

You don't need protein shakes, you fat fucking tramp.
More repulsive clothing, I'm always shocked by how awful her taste in clothing is.
Curling your greasy sideburns doesn't make you look cute.

You just cannot stop referring to yourself in the third person can you? It's obnoxious.
I know you're a big ol' piggy pig pig but for the love of God, no-one wants to see the inside of your vile mouth when you're eating. Manners, gorl, use 'em.

 

[Clown Baby]

The Benevolent Fatty Who Loves the Homeless shit she does every once in a while is so stupid. Homeless shelters and food banks need cash donations so they can buy bulk dry beans, rice, and meat, to feed large groups. They don't need your favorite canned spaghetti and random snacks from the dollar tree.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I thought the first couple of minutes where he shaded Hamber were hilarious and are worth watching. You’ll have to suffer through several minutes of him jiggling his gigantic belly, though. Still, it gave me some good laughs.

I'll have to tee it up and give it a watch.

(Timestamp 8:10) Wait, so she doesn't give herself a maximum amount of calories she can eat per day, but she only allows herself 3 meals per day that can't go over 500 calories? I don't know if 3.9 GPAlynn realizes this, but that's giving yourself a maximum of 1500 calories per day (plus however many calories the shake + fruits are). Obviously we know that she isn't eating what she claims to be, but this is just another example of us not knowing nutrition like she does.

And not being able to math. Hate to break this to you, Hamber, but Dr Now's eating plan just shaves 100 cals off each meal. You know, the diet you said would be you signing your "suicide note" and that would make you "binge". But you know better than the entire medical community, I suppose. Fucking retard.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell
Ditto. - Me

Guess where Hamber camps her fat shelf ass in that sentiment.

homeless shelter, confession, & my meal plan | vlog 6 - August 8, 2022​

WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY FUCKING HAIR, YOU UTTER PIG.

Stupid fucking intro and title card.

July 22, or so she says.

Aaygs, Mixed with some packaged, processed veggie burger crumbled into it. Why the fuck is it that you just cannot eat real fucking food? Make a fucking omelet, you warty toad. If you want veg in your ayygs, then chiffonade some spinnage into it. Maybe some thinly sliced onions. Mushrooms. Those would add virtually no calories, which would leave you room to have something else with it, like bacon, or even a small amount of hash browns. Why she has to make everything look so unappealing is a total fucking mystery.

Fat Ham cooks her ayygs "until the chicken is literally dead." Har har. "Isn't that weird that eggs are chicken?" Only if it's weird that your internal eggs are people, in exactly the same way. Oh wait. No more ayygs of your own, eh?

I'm a terrible person.

Why must all her meals - excuse me, "mills" - look like dog vomit?

Come on, Fatty, let's speed things along today. I have appointments and shit. Oh, and when your viewers told you they wanted videos 20 minutes plus, they were hoping you'd be actually doing something in them beyond eating, talking about food, and waddling around your apartment. Instead of eight minute snoozefests, you now have 20 minute snoozefests. This is not the upgrade you think it is.

The only seasoneen she added was pepper, Tapatio, and garlic powwwder. Cooking tip, Hamber, from me to you: you do not need garlic on absolutely everything. Especially scrambled ayygs. A pinch of salt, a dash of pepper: that's all you need.

Stop saying "hi" in the middle of fucking sentences,PerfectGrammarLynn. It's just so strange to me how many atrocities you, someone who claims to love writing, can commit in a single video. Makes me shudder to think of what you must do with entire days before you, each one a canvas, opening pristine and perfect for you, only for you to fling your mangling of words and phrases against them like a monkey throwing its own shit.

Of course you're gong to watch shitty reality tv. Far be it for you to do anything, including watching tv, that would expands your knowledge.

Plops #oilgate on the screen, with a VO, trying to make a joke about her not measuring the oil she uses, and not calculating it into her calories per meal. You're not funny, Hamber. i don't give a shit if she counts the oil or not. I know that it is inevitable that will will fail with Ozempic, just as she does with everything else, because that is her nature, as Hannibal Lecter would say. Skipping the rest of this particular "reasoning" she tries to engage in, because she's stupid.

Oh, FFS. Going through her purses o figure out which to trash at Goodwill. First one: "Obviously, keeping this one." Obvious to whom, exactly? After the fifth or sixth "keeping" in a row, skipping this performative donation shit. She lined the purses she's keeping back up on the shelf, and there's like TEN of them. You do not need ten fucking purses.

Oh gosh, did you know that since she stopped taking the estradiol, she's getting hot flashes. Who would have thought that mindlessly following some rando's warning and stopping it would result in symptoms of menopause setting in because you're going to go through menopause now? I mean, other than the doctor who prescribed it for that very reason, I mean. Fuck her, WTF does she know?

Sigh.

"This is not a weight loss channel, but let me yammer at you for the umpteenth time about the diet crap I'm doing because I literally have zero other content that IO can show, since I go nowhere and do nothing. I also have no hobbies or interests, so even if I didn't go anywhere, there isn't anything else I do at home except sort through my hoard to get rid of things so I can replace them with other things. Oops, forgot to also say all I do is eat and constantly think about food, counting the minutes until I can eat again. Let me spew some hokey motivational bullshit I read somewhere about not being able to change the past. I'm going to tell you that I don't think about food thanks to Ozempic, which is a lie since Ozempic has no actual, medical impact on muh mentalz. I do understand this, although I'm pretending I do not, because I'm going to speculate about what may happen when I stop Ozempic so that when i stop Ozempic because of e cost or because it's killing my appetite when I really want to eat what I want, when I want, in whatever quantities I want, I can use this as one of the excuses to explain why I quit."

I typed all that while she was rattling on about weight loss on her "not a weight loss channel".

July 24, 2022

Grocery haul. Premier protein. Salad "shrimps". Smoked salmon, for her My Gorlfriend, Wipey. "You won't ever see me eateen any of that!" (Porpoise laugh.) Why not? You eat salmon. You're so stupid. Mandarins, chicken, tortilini, pesto, corn, strawberies, ayygs, more Premier Protein, bagged salad. She will "not steer us wrong" on Premier Protein, she promises.

Horrid haul. Yet another ugly dress. says it's too long, and she should have ordered a size three. IT IS NOT A FUCKING SHE YOU GODDAMNED MORON. What should you do? Send it the fuck back. You're never going to wear it.

More performative donation, this time to the homeless shelter. Sher's going to go buy a bunch of shit at the dollar store that she somehow, magically, knows "they need". Yeah, single bags of different kinds of chips and crackers and canned items plusa bunch of other cheap stuff. What they NEED, you unthinking, waddling amoeba, is not to have to figure out how to fucking store shit they're not going to be able to immediately distribute or use to cook meals for more than one person. Next time, spend that money via writing them a goddamned check. I'd say use your head, but that's an impossibility. Skipping this shit of her basically just shoveling shit into the cart.

Also skipping her telling us about how the dollar store closed an hour before she thought it did - because she doesn't stop to think about a single fucking thing, ever, unless it's what takeout crap she wants to eat - and how you can get a ton of cheap stuff at the dollar store, as if that's a huge revelation to anyone.

Her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, is getting boxes from the store so all the crap she got can be put into those instead of just leaving it in the bags. Seems like yet another thing you could have thought about first, Hamber, but let's not cramp your unthinking style.

More Ozempic talk on her "not a weight loss channel". Lost 2-3 pounds, who cares. Once again with the "personal reasons" she is not going to talk about right now as the reason it didn't work the first week, but she will eventually. THEN STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT UNTIL THAT POINT, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Oh, she's an expert on Ozempic now, talking about how the effects wane as the end of the week looms. She was craving takeout, whatever, but THAT was the "old HamberLynn and THIS is the "new HamberLynn" and she's telling her old third person reference to shut up. Bitch, we know this is just going to be another excuse. Mention it, move on. And stop talking about yourself in the third person, you self-important attention whore.

Blah blah blah. She made dinner, or whatever meal this is supposed to be. Another plate that looks like dog vomit. It takes a special skill to make every single meal look revolting and unappetizing. Those tiny "shrimps" with zucchini and onion and cheese (gross), salad, chicken flavored rice with cheese on top. "I try to have protein with every meal." So, your 20 or so teeny "shrimps" is your serving of protein? LOL. You should have cooked up some real chicken to go with your rice, left the shimps in their freezer bag. But WTF do I know about nutrition? Certainly not as much as NutritionLynn. Skipping through.

You always catch yourself out, Hamber. You're desperate to have this be a weight loss channel so you can just talk about food or eat the entire length of the video. We know this because that is, and has been, the subject you spend the most time on in your videos. Like this monstrosity of a plate. You could have far better, more filling meals than this or your nasty ayyg concoction if you put in a miniscule amount of work and time to do so.

Gross. She takes one of her usual bites, and drops a piece of lettuce down her bra and in her hair. Because you're a fucking pig, Fat Ham.

Oh, PSALynn here to remind people to take their meds. Thank you, but we are all adults out here and have no issues with taking our meds as they were prescribed, and we certainly do not need reminders from someone who has freely admitted they haven't taken theirs as such, and multple times, at that. Iron supplemet, even though there is no reason for her to be anemic nowthat she isn't bleeding out of her dainty period hole constantly, an I thought your bloodwork was "perfect", LiarLynn. Vitamin D supp, becaus universe forbid you leave the fucking luxury apartment before the dead of night to get some sunshine. You're not a vampire. Lamictal, which you do not need because you are not bipolar, zoloft for ang-zie-tee, which "they say helps", but does it? "I don't think so." And you've been on zoloft how long now? Mmm hmm. Strange that some meds don't have any particular effect on certain things because those certain things are not actual issues you have. How very odd.

Throws her pills back and chugs water from yet another fucking plastic bottle of water. Way to use any of those non-wasteful water bottles you have, or that Coldest Water Bottle, the filling of which with ice and water was your "favorite time of the day", EnvironmentaLynn.

"OMG, guise, I was shto thirsty." Then maybe you should be drinking water throughout the day, dumbass. Preferably without being a wasteful fucknugget.

Takes a bite of food, does her stupid hand to chest thing, eyes closed, like it's from a fucking Michelin-starred restaurant, and on top of that does her stupid little chair dance, which is just her moving enough to set all her fat in motion.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR, PIG.

Blah blah blah. She's talking about the stuff she wants to eat, like Snickers. Since this is allegedly from three weeks ago, I wonder if she's already quit Ozempic. A little Optavia situation kind of deal, if you will.

Signs off with her usual stupidity.


TL;DW/R: Nasty, greasy unwashed hair across three days of video time (July 22-24, allegedly), performative donations - crap she's clearing from the apartment to take to Goodwill so she can buy more crap, and a bunch of shit from the dollar store for the homeless shelter - Horrid tryon (ugly), much, MUCH talk about weight loss and Ozempic on her not a weight loss channel, dried, crusty, overdone ayygs with some kind of veggie burger crumbled in them and garlic powder dumped on top, chicken flavored rice, salad, and teeny salad shrimp sauteed with zucchini and onion with cheese, which is all about as disgusting and unappetizing as you think, grocery haul. She claims that Ozempic is affecting her muh mentalz because she "doesn't think about food", even though she thinks about it enough to make it take up 90% of every video, just like the time before Ozempic. Once again, another vlog completely indistinguishable from any other vlog she's done in the past 2.5 years. The End.

 

[DeeShmee]

I hate myself for going down this thought process but with nickacados recent video about wiping issues I wondered about Amber. I think I remember she gets/got a lot of UTI’s (which like cellulitis is no big deal and skinny people get them too stop hygiene and fat shaming! ) I wonder if she wipes back to front - with her recent hyper-mobility of toe touching shown, I though she might be able to reach through the front , wipe back to front and risk the UTI. Maybe prop her leg up on something?

I can’t see her dainty-self using a wiping aid (how would she buy that without my girlfriend wifey noticing) but I can see her risking UTI’s and would not be surprised if she was not taught (or simply did not retain) proper hygiene since her go to hygiene is spraying anything and everything all the time.

This is my first and only post about this subject.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

I hate myself for going down this thought process but with nickacados recent video about wiping issues I wondered about Amber. I think I remember she gets/got a lot of UTI’s (which like cellulitis is no big deal and skinny people get them too stop hygiene and fat shaming! ) I wonder if she wipes back to front - with her recent hyper-mobility of toe touching shown, I though she might be able to reach through the front , wipe back to front and risk the UTI. Maybe prop her leg up on something?

I can’t see her dainty-self using a wiping aid (how would she buy that without my girlfriend wifey noticing) but I can see her risking UTI’s and would not be surprised if she was not taught (or simply did not retain) proper hygiene since her go to hygiene is spraying anything and everything all the time.

This is my first and only post about this subject.

Nick's video was literally about Big AL calling her wiping issues out lol

 

[Mediogre]

What she's showing us right now is the diabetic diet. It's plain as day. She just won't admit it. There shouldn't be shame in this. It's just something she needs to handle and get over it.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

She has not done a single thing to change anything that led her to that point. Nothing.