Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bigbadyeet]

This bitch forgetting her own lahs, she’s supposed to have an ex after Beckyuh

 

[Pearlxx]

I feel like I’m just staring at this thread and poking it with a stick, waiting on it to do something. I even dug through Big Ham’s Instagram story and there isn’t anything worth posting. This really is her most boring era… so far.

Edit: oh wait, here’s something.

Spoiler: lol

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That would explain why everything you cook looks like an evil witch’s brew.

explains why she can't count calories to save her life

 

[Xenomorph]

KEK she dunked on Beggys shite Nar-toe drawings

I got the true answer:

KC = Troon
KS= Sped (grow out those bangs pls)
DC= Sped and fat chaser
BW= Neckless mooch


And uh, wheres the other goilfren before Jade in this list? BUSTED!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amazeen how someone who *sometimes* claims that she hardly ever went to school and was always in trouble for drinkeen and smokeen, *dreams* of being a teacher. I suppose it's the same as a 600 pound hog who loved going to the gym and the elliptical was her jam.

Everything she says is absolutely aspirational at best or just trolling at worst. Even though she has an allegedly a 3.9 gpa, which would allow her go get in any school she wants, she would not be able stay in school for 4 years. I think Jade would have a better chance to become a teacher, which would irritate Amber to no ends.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7​

August 10, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Amazeen how someone who *sometimes* claims that she hardly ever went to school and was always in trouble for drinkeen and smokeen, *dreams* of being a teacher. I suppose it's the same as a 600 pound hog who loved going to the gym and the elliptical was her jam.
This lying fat fuck will say anything at any given time, with absolutely no substance behind it.
I think Fatty's claimed at one point or another to have always dreamed of being a - writer, psychologist, lawyer, teacher. Instead, she makes a (damn good) living pretending to exercise, lose weight and that she regularly washes and can wipe her own ass. Who cares about self-respect, eh Fatty?

Its not too hard to become a substitute teacher at least in my state. Civil service testing and utd on math (basically able to be enrolled in college math aka passed any remedials) classes under your belt. HS diploma or GED.

I wanna see this. I want to see kids ask her 100x a day if shes pregnant or why you so fat

 

[Tattoos]

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7​

August 10, 2022
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Just because your shelf ass is level with the chair does not mean you fit! Ffs, show me the same thing on a standard size chair with arms.

I'd be proud of the weightloss if we had proof and if it doesnt come back. But knowing you, neither will happen.

 

[Eavesdropping Petals]

Wait..you don't want to be put in a box?
How about a transoceanic shipping container????

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She can't think of a single reason why people might not believe her weigh ins or why people may be skeptical of anything she claims? Really?

The delusion is real. Love that for her.

Wait..you don't want to be put in a box?
How about a transoceanic shipping container????

How about a coffin the size of a grand piano? That's a box and gorl, you're racing towards it!

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Of all the Lynns, philanthropistlynn is probably bottom 3, with a side plate of delusional weight loss talk that’s totally happeneeen

 

[Eavesdropping Petals]

Just because your shelf ass is level with the chair does not mean you fit! Ffs, show me the same thing on a standard size chair with arms.

I'd be proud of the weightloss if we had proof and if it doesnt come back. But knowing you, neither will happen.

WTF...I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE CHAIR!!!!!!

 

[Chía P.]

This is all I could see. The rest of the video is a remake of every other video. Even the lack of girlfriend in front of the camera gives you a blank canvas to imagine it's Destiny or Becky being "Baaaaaaaybe"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

i bet anything she has recurrent cellulitis in that left foot. It's larger than the right, and always has been. When she was on the back stoop when they were living with Eric and Ricky, she was chair dancing, basically, until she noticed Eric filming her. She tried to hide her feet, but you can clearly see how swollen and red that left foot is. Suxks for you, Fatty. Lynnphedema is permanent.

 

[HickoryDickory]

God, no wonder she thinks she's smaller than she is. Her bottom half is like looking at an elephant with a fat person top.

I haven't been keeping up with her, so this is kind of shocking. She must be over 650...

 

[LonesomeDud]

God, no wonder she thinks she's smaller than she is. Her bottom half is like looking at an elephant with a fat person top.

I haven't been keeping up with her, so this is kind of shocking. She must be over 650...

Actually, after not seeing a full body shot for awhile, she's lost a little mass on her upper body. Laygs are still horrible, but I believe she's under 580 there.

 

[dacwcman68]

I have a strong inclination to believe ALR is going to become addicted to Ozempic. Not in the dependence sense, but in that she'll keep seeing this precipitous weight loss and use it as an excuse to remain sedentary and never actually change her lifestyle. Like all things, this will eventually plateau and Hamber will have to make a move, literally and figuratively, or else she'll just cycle back to the ol' KFC famous bowl devouring gorl we know and love

 

[marjoram]

FatAl is all ass, inside and out.

 

[Owlflaps]

You can tell Amber is smug and high off her fetid hog farts. Ozempic is her magic pill, but we all know Amber's reliance on it is gonna fall through. For one, her dependency on Wipey is tantamount. Can't wait for her to balloon up to 500 once her My Girlfriend Wipey stops giving her the shots. Apparently, she's too much of a retard pussy dainty princess to take the shots all by herself, or she's gonna find another fucking excuse and hoover up all snackies when Wipey ghosts for another trip.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Even when Amberlynn seriousely loses more Weight with that Medicament...she will fall back into old eating habbits because
she isn t working on the right Side of her eating Problem...she still should go to see a Therapist...she need to find our why she
is eating...
She can t take those Medicament-Shots for ever...
God, i already see her dumb smug Face when she s 200 Pounds lighter..."yall, when i can do eeeet...you can too....oh i so love
inspireeeen People"....barf >.>

 

[lil retard]

Whats the possibility shes going to move soon? Also, when did she sign her lease? Is she month to month now?

I think there's no possibility of her moving without losing a ton of weight. She wants to move out of state but she's unable to sit in a car for a long time and rent is going up all over the country while her views have gone down. The places she wants to move to are very expensive, much more expensive than Kentucky.