Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I don’t know if this is something that has been brought up before, but I find her hand gestures and general mannerisms when talking at the camera super annoying. Between the constant preening her greasy ass hair, touching her face and weird pointing and gesturing, it’s just so annoying to look at. It seems like she’s trying to imitate the obnoxious hand and finger movements that tiktokers do when taking green screen selfie videos. Except with her moon face and big dirty sausage fingers, it’s not only annoying, but gross too. Just all around off putting. But Profeshunnal Youtuber you guize!!!!

Also, just in case this hasn’t been said enough hundreds of times: YOU DON’T NEED SO MANY PURSES HAMBER, YOU DON’T GO ANYWHERE.
 
I don’t know if this is something that has been brought up before, but I find her hand gestures and general mannerisms when talking at the camera super annoying. Between the constant preening her greasy ass hair, touching her face and weird pointing and gesturing, it’s just so annoying to look at. It seems like she’s trying to imitate the obnoxious hand and finger movements that tiktokers do when taking green screen selfie videos. Except with her moon face and big dirty sausage fingers, it’s not only annoying, but gross too. Just all around off putting. But Profeshunnal Youtuber you guize!!!!

Her (affected) mannerisms are annoying as hell. If you go back to the "dispeckful pieces of shit" video and her telling us all that she's "so much better than the majority" of us, she was extra extra annoying: it was her thankfully brief fake nails thing, channeling James Charles. Talk about wanting to punch someone through the screen.

The chin dabs and balloon hand pointer thing I barely see any more, really. They're like......they're like the visual equivalent of a background score. Something you see, but that doesn't really register in the instant.


ETA: Watch at least the opening of this. Shroomz: genius, dudette.

 
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Whats the possibility shes going to move soon? Also, when did she sign her lease? Is she month to month now?

They keep decluttering the hoard; pantry, cleaning supplies, and closet. I can see her moving but not announce until shes in the new place. Her idol LearingToBeFearless (alex) did the same thing. Our gorl copied with*the aesthetic* from her and also made a wommart verison of her home decor. 🙄

Im crossing my fingers for another stealthy picture of them outside. 😂
 
Whats the possibility shes going to move soon? Also, when did she sign her lease? Is she month to month now?
Im pretty sure like two months or so before becky broke up with her they had signed another year lease and she couldnt get out of it. It should be up in a few months if i remember correctly.

With how much she spends on food and random shit though i dont think she will have enough to move unless wipey goes all out and invests in this.
First,last and deposit of a new place thats "luxury" like amber wants is gonna be like 4 to 6 grand bare minimum right out of the gate.
Cheapest way out? Either rent a uhaul or dump most of the furniture and shit at the goodwill and completely start over and rent to own all their cheap shit ass furniture. ( a grand max unless she buys new shit including shipping boxes packing tape and bullshit)
Then theres moving amber. Assuming she gets out of state, closest out of state place is like 2 or 3 hours and idk if amber can make that. Maybe if she pushes herself and my girlfriend drives really fast she can do it in one day. She will have to stop frequently for snacks that make her swell and then stop because shes swollen. Thats going to cost a couple hundered if she needs a hotel to rest in.

Amber wont be getting any of the deposit back for ruining her apartment and may even owe money at that point so thats not a factor in lowering the overall cost. Shes looking at a round about 7 grand to move anywhere comfortable out of pocket right then and there.

Ive wondered when and how she is going to move. Thank the gods my girlfriend swooped in and is taking on multiple jobs to help out. Between amber wasting money on enormous amounts of food to maintain her size, her shopping addiction, subscriptions and ozempic she must be living paycheck to paycheck and maybe putting a bit into savings but she definitely doesnt have the funds to move.
They keep decluttering the hoard; pantry, cleaning supplies, and closet. I can see her moving but not announce until shes in the new place. Her idol LearingToBeFearless (alex) did the same thing. Our gorl copied with*the aesthetic* from her and also made a wommart verison of her home decor. 🙄

Im crossing my fingers for another stealthy picture of them outside. 😂
Her shopping addiction is now more important because the ozempic isnt giving her that emotional connection with food and she has to get her fix. I dont think amber will stop buying things because the here and now is more important than decorating a bare apartment. Whats the point of not having it immediately anyway, my girlfriend will just be able to move it when the time comes.

Ive had a suspicion for a while that amber will talk a big game, and inevitably not move anywhere. She will either act like it never happened or it was just a pipe dream and/or finds bullshit reasons to stay like she fell in love with Kentucky and those reasons all happen to be outside her apartment that she never experiences anyway.

Bonus points though for another episode of "amber girlbosses us into buying her hoard so she can raise funds for something important and her partner does all the work"
 
Im pretty sure like two months or so before becky broke up with her they had signed another year lease and she couldnt get out of it. It should be up in a few months if i remember correctly.
She moved to Lexington in July 2020 at the time of her surgery. Since they are still there, they could have been renting on a monthly basis for a few months. Amber said that the rented something somewhere sometime ago. When, where, who knows? Since her videos are 2-3 weeks old, she might be getting ready to move by now, but the earliest would be September.

Ive had a suspicion for a while that amber will talk a big game, and inevitably not move anywhere. She will either act like it never happened or it was just a pipe dream and/or finds bullshit reasons to stay like she fell in love with Kentucky and those reasons all happen to be outside her apartment that she never experiences anyway.

This is also a possibility. While she hates Kentucky, she hates doing any kind of work more. She could as well just renewed her lease and called it a day. If she mentioned it, she will tell us that they can’t leave Lexington because she needs to be close to the hospital, who lost her file, for follow-ups or other rubbish reasons.
 
Jesus H Christ, Big Stinky is looking even crustier than she did in the bedbound days of 2019, if that's possible. The black sacks under the eyes? The ever darkening juntas portuguesas? The greasy ass roach antennas sticking out from the side of her moon emoji face? I guess we are well and truly done trying to impress Wipey.
 
Whats the possibility shes going to move soon? Also, when did she sign her lease? Is she month to month now?

They were originally on a lease that began in summer - June, I'm guessing, would be when they signed, since they originl move in July, and in the breakup vid in june, they had reupped, but then spoke to the office and it sounded at the time they went to 3 or 6 months, with the understanding they'd be vacating. Then her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, came along, and Hamber put her on the lease and I would guess she extended a year again at that time. That would be my guess.


Jesus H Christ, Big Stinky is looking even crustier than she did in the bedbound days of 2019, if that's possible. The black sacks under the eyes? The ever darkening juntas portuguesas? The greasy ass roach antennas sticking out from the side of her moon emoji face? I guess we are well and truly done trying to impress Wipey.

This honeymoon was the shortest of them all. I think Hamber really was underwhelmed and displeased with her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, when she appeared on the doorstep at the "luxery" apartment.
 
Between the constant preening her greasy ass hair, touching her face
It's especially disgusting when she's doing that while she's eating. That grease mop on her head is adding oil to her food. Maybe that's why she doesn't count oil as added calories.

Grateful for her confirmation that water is good
Nutritionlynn out here saving lives. What would we all do without her making it so easy to understand?

when do you think the last time amber has taken a nice long look at her body from the shoulders down?
When was that shower video? I think that's probably the closest she's come this year, but let's be real. She can't see down past her planet body and she doesn't have a full wall mirror to actually see all of herself.
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl - I've got everything crossed for you and your loved ones xxx

Had to take a break from the 600 pound ATM.

Amber D. Hog being booleyed to take her yearly bath... when she doesn't even need one
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The homeless shopping part was decent till she opened her mouth in the car afterwards. It’s ok to suggest donating but we don’t need a condescending lecture.

I also found it interesting when she mentioned that almost her entire family have been homeless except her. She lucked out by “dating” her way into peoples homes and also not working.
 
Someone asked Amber (Amber) if she could be a teacher and what subject would she teaches. The answer from Amber is that she used to want to be a second-grade teacher.

I've checked her "127 reasons for losing weight" and nothing about being a teacher was mentioned. There is as much chance of Amber becoming a teacher as Amber going to college, which she would need if she wants to be a teacher.

On another subject about adopting, this came on the "127 reasons for losing weight" as number 121. By the way, lip injections is 38, more clothing options 46, and wear jeans 70.
 
I feel like I’m just staring at this thread and poking it with a stick, waiting on it to do something. I even dug through Big Ham’s Instagram story and there isn’t anything worth posting. This really is her most boring era… so far. (:_(

Edit: oh wait, here’s something.

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That would explain why everything you cook looks like an evil witch’s brew.
 
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Someone asked Amber (Amber) if she could be a teacher and what subject would she teaches. The answer from Amber is that she used to want to be a second-grade teacher.

I've checked her "127 reasons for losing weight" and nothing about being a teacher was mentioned. There is as much chance of Amber becoming a teacher as Amber going to college, which she would need if she wants to be a teacher.
I would absolutely  love to see Amber (attempt to) pass the Praxis exam for licensure. I'd even love to see her pass any kind of content literacy exam or just an upper level education class in University. What an absolute waste of space lmao, she couldn't be an educator even if she had the true desire to be. The education field is not for the lazy or stupid, it's a lot of work with constant updating curriculum and regular testing with concrete standards to abide by, which she absolutely hates being told what to do.
Though I do think second grade would be a bit advanced for her.
 
Amazeen how someone who *sometimes* claims that she hardly ever went to school and was always in trouble for drinkeen and smokeen, *dreams* of being a teacher. I suppose it's the same as a 600 pound hog who loved going to the gym and the elliptical was her jam.
This lying fat fuck will say anything at any given time, with absolutely no substance behind it.
I think Fatty's claimed at one point or another to have always dreamed of being a - writer, psychologist, lawyer, teacher. Instead, she makes a (damn good) living pretending to exercise, lose weight and that she regularly washes and can wipe her own ass. Who cares about self-respect, eh Fatty?
 
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