Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MilkThePig]

EMERGENCY INTERNATIONAL NEWS ALERT - Patrick S Tomlinson remains obese.

Thank you for your time. Carry on.

 

[AnOminous]

Hell, maybe they'd even let him write a shitty Disney Star Wars EU book about Ewoks or licensed Star Trek book about whatever faggy shit crosses his mind.

Disney is at least somewhat aware of their social media profile and that of their minions. If Cuck Wendigo's "eat a boot covered in shit" directed at Disney customers was enough to get him kicked off Star Wars for life, there's no way Pat's death threats, rape threats, and general lunacy would pass muster.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

EMERGENCY INTERNATIONAL NEWS ALERT - Patrick S Tomlinson remains obese.

Thank you for your time. Carry on.

< "No child, you are not a verified Snopes news source and No child, not by any medical standard"

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Christ, what an asshole.

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Toxic masculinity? Is that what he calls whining like a little bitch 24/7?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Patrick Tomlinson is so fat, they held Gen Con in his ass.

And he was able to give talks because his head is firmly up it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Toxic masculinity? Is that what he calls whining like a little bitch 24/7?

Indeed. He's better characterized as an example of excess estrogen in males and the resultant toxic shitlibbery.

 

[Maude Snew]

Toxic masculinity? Is that what he calls whining like a little bitch 24/7?

It's a catchall term for his personality, his odors, what the amount of alcohol he consumes daily would be to any person who weighs less than a main battle tank, the list goes on but I don't want this post to get as fat as he is.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'd actually say Pat is one of the few people that can be described as having toxic masculinity. Just look at how obsessed he is with people perceiving him as masculine. The constant lying about his physical strength, lying about all the fights he's won, the constant posturing on social media as a real life tough guy, and all the money he wastes on things he perceives as masculine like that stupid Mustang.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Absolutely 100 percent go for it, all you have to lose is some time invested. Don't wanna sidetrack too much, felt like it was something that needed to be said. Nothing is worse than not taking a swing at something you want to do.

I never think this kind of thing is sidetracking. Rick really is an inspirational (and fat) figure. My laughing at his incompetence legit drove me to follow through on a couple of artistic dreams I had let go of, have the confidence to leave for a much better-paying job doing exactly what I had been doing, and finally start grad school. Norm/11 came along at a weird complacent lull for me, and seeing Piggy's life as a possible outcome if I were to let myself go was a wake-up call. Even fitness-wise, he was never svelte but he got so much fatter over the past four years. That could have been you or me.

Write something, edit it to death, and send it out everywhere - years ago I tried to start a literary magazine with a friend and got over a hundred submissions, most of which were total garbage, to the point where he canceled the project instead of having his name associated with shit. Sammie's right, take a swing, you only have to be better than the other unpublished losers, and odds are really good that you are.

More on-topic: Torque calls his hyper-masculine Mustang "Susan" so he can pretend it's a pre-op trans gal when he's shifting gears. I hear sometimes he deepthroats the gearshift at red lights, and some say he spills a lot of ranch dressing on it when he drives and calls this his "cleanup duty".

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'd actually say Pat is one of the few people that can be described as having toxic masculinity. Just look at how obsessed he is with people perceiving him as masculine. The constant lying about his physical strength, lying about all the fights he's won, the constant posturing on social media as a real life tough guy, and all the money he wastes on things he perceives as masculine like that stupid Mustang.

And yet the wall of false masculinity dissolves the second you hear his womanly cadence and see the faggoty way he carries himself. Imagine being Niki and coming home to such a swish.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Imagine being Niki and coming home to such a swish.

that's why she lets black guys fart in her vagina. it's the only way she can cope with her life with piggy.

fatrick is so fat that even his wife wont have the sex with him.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

More on-topic: Torque calls his hyper-masculine Mustang "Susan" so he can pretend it's a pre-op trans gal when he's shifting gears. I hear sometimes he deepthroats the gearshift at red lights, and some say he spills a lot of ranch dressing on it when he drives and calls this his "cleanup duty".

Naming your car in the first place is high school nonsense. I knew a guy who named his car Betty just so he could joke about "getting inside Betty and riding that bitch for hours."

While he was insufferable like Rick is, he wasn't nearly as fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat talking about his “aesthetic” and misusing the term is another faggy behavior to add to the long list of them. This man has never pleasured a woman.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Naming your car in the first place is high school nonsense. I knew a guy who named his car Betty just so he could joke about "getting inside Betty and riding that bitch for hours."

While he was insufferable like Rick is, he wasn't nearly as fat.

Most of the "car guys" that I've met have been pretty insufferable. Pat is just an extreme case of this. But when I was working at a shitty temp job in my youth, one of the dumbest people I've ever met in my working life came up to me and asked what type of car I like. When I said I wasn't interested in cars, he said that "People who don't like cars aren't American". Then he went on to tell me that the US was doomed because China and Russia were going to gang up on us, but he was just going to go to Canada when that happens and have free health care. Very patriotism, much American, wow. Anyway my point is that there are a lot of "car guys" who are dumb and never really grew up who just latch onto cars as a symbol of adulthood, much like people who won't shut up about how drunk they get or how much weed they smoke or how much pussy they smash. It's all performative bullshit from stupid, immature people. Like "playing with my dinosaur toy" "1.2 academic GPA" Pat.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd actually say Pat is one of the few people that can be described as having toxic masculinity. Just look at how obsessed he is with people perceiving him as masculine. The constant lying about his physical strength, lying about all the fights he's won, the constant posturing on social media as a real life tough guy, and all the money he wastes on things he perceives as masculine like that stupid Mustang.

The worst thing about his claims of fights is that we have evidence that he was scared of pringles can John, and the guy who actually went to Hooligans to mess with him.

Even Ethan Ralph, even if he gets a pasting every time, actually confronts people who bother him to his face.

So there we go, if the two hog-men were stranded on a desert island with their sows, or one sow, one horse, it seems that the fatter, smaller, more pre diabetic and possibly HIV+ pig will claim head boarhood, and Fat’s sow for his secondary mate.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

On July 11th Jerry Jen filed a new memorandum of costs in which he's adding $5,757.55 of attorney fees to the pig's debt, plus updating the interest accrued.


Presumably for the unsuccessful SFWA subpoena? I remember stated costs being around that amount.

To remind everyone Pat's debt consists mainly of

• For the Cloudflare subpoena (San Francisco), $23,739.25 + 10% interest annually
• For the Google subpoena (Santa Clara), $11,032.00 + 10% interest annually

Including these new fees, he's nearing $43k in total now if the live counter on payquasi.lol is correct.

 

[Liber Pater]

The worst thing about his claims of fights is that we have evidence that he was scared of pringles can John, and the guy who actually went to Hooligans to mess with him.

Even Ethan Ralph, even if he gets a pasting every time, actually confronts people who bother him to his face.

So there we go, if the two hog-men were stranded on a desert island with their sows, or one sow, one horse, it seems that the fatter, smaller, more pre diabetic and possibly HIV+ pig will claim head boarhood, and Fat’s sow for his secondary mate.

I really hope someone makes this cow crossover happen. Fatty and the Gunt are the perfect complements, in that they are both extremely online politicows who are obligated to respond to the smallest slight from any potential detractor (including each other).

 

[moseph.jartelli]

On July 11th Jerry Jen filed a new memorandum of costs in which he's adding $5,757.55 of attorney fees to the pig's debt, plus updating the interest accrued.
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Presumably for the unsuccessful SFWA subpoena? I remember stated costs being around that amount.

To remind everyone Pat's debt consists mainly of

• For the Cloudflare subpoena (San Francisco), $23,739.25 + 10% interest annually
• For the Google subpoena (Santa Clara), $11,032.00 + 10% interest annually

Including these new fees, he's nearing $43k in total now if the live counter on www.payquasi.lol is correct.

Payquasi.lol is some weirdo nana.img site now. No counter

Edit: something changed. Now it looks normal

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

On July 11th Jerry Jen filed a new memorandum of costs in which he's adding $5,757.55 of attorney fees to the pig's debt, plus updating the interest accrued.
View attachment 3577901

Presumably for the unsuccessful SFWA subpoena? I remember stated costs being around that amount.

To remind everyone Pat's debt consists mainly of

• For the Cloudflare subpoena (San Francisco), $23,739.25 + 10% interest annually
• For the Google subpoena (Santa Clara), $11,032.00 + 10% interest annually

Including these new fees, he's nearing $43k in total now if the live counter on www.payquasi.lol is correct.

Damn, Fatrick is going to need to get a job or sell much more of his pepperoni

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Damn, Fatrick is going to need to get a job or sell much more of his niggeroni

FTFY