Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I might agree, except cat twitter is a much bigger sphere than the members engaging on this thread, and they found Polly on their own and gave her a piece of their minds publicly. As well as @Sylvie Paula Paula 's discovery of an instagram providing evidence of Jenn being a true and honest rescuer.

OK after that last tweet I am 100% sure Jenn is a poster or a lurker on this thread. It's pretty transparent at this point.
 
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Okay then, Viola. But what about:

1) having 11 cats, 1 dog, and 1 snake (to be fair, even Polissa forgets about the snake) that all look utterly sick and have health problems (including one that wears fucking diapers from a virus he got god knows where)
2) having 1 dog that was brain damaged and severely traumatized after being attacked as a puppy, was never given proper treatment, and then put down for an untreated ear infection because it was easier to just take off the load
3) begging for food and litter every single fucking week
4) buying weed before buying food and litter every single fucking week
5) 11 cats with only 10 litter boxes, and one cat has shit the bed because he had nowhere to go

No one needs that many goddamn pets. Especially not on welfare. Jenn is right. That is not a rescue. This is a hoard. And Joshy Boy got a job. Okay? They're still gonna beg for this shit because they spend all their money on Mello Yello and weed.

Fuck off.
AND, the only reason why Polissa has 11 cats in the first place is because she let a pregnant cat have kittens twice in her home and then kept all of the kittens. TWICE. She didn’t want the cat to have an abortion because it would hurt the cat’s feelings. Oh, hey, make sure you donate to her LARP cat rescue!
 
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Doesn't seem like she's a farmer, probably spotted Polissa when the cat ladies of twitter ripped her apart.

edit: Jenn might be this threads hero, riling Polissa up and being a sane voice who has no problem being catty back.
 
AND, the only reason why Polissa has 11 cats in the first place is because she let a pregnant cat have kittens twice in her home and then kept all of the kittens. TWICE. She didn’t want the cat to have an abortion because it would hurt the cat’s feelings. That’s not a rescuer. That’s a hoarder.

Pause, I didn't see the part about Polissa not letting Luna get spayed because of her "feelings". The fuck? Has she owned pets before her current horde? They do not care whether or not they can make babies. Many of them will still continue to try and mate (my old man has been neutered since we got him and he would still try to impregnate our other cat).

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Doesn't seem like she's a farmer, probably spotted Polissa when the cat ladies of twitter ripped her apart.

edit: Jenn might be this threads hero, riling Polissa up and being a sane voice who has no problem being catty back.

Semper fi, Jenn, and good luck facing Polissa's wrath head on. Hopefully she doesn't report you to the police for the crime of being a meanie poo poo head on the internet.
 
Jenn is Polly's worst nightmare.

She's 38 years old, a college student for network administrating, rescuing, fostering, and adopting cats, passes her midterms with an A after her father died weeks before, her boyfriend is also in college and recieved awards, she's possibly also a mother to a child old enough to drive, has had a number of serious health complications, possibly a former addict with at least three years sober and possibly even an ex-convict since she mentions cops and jail casually a few times.

Polly could never.
Jenn is awesome and deserves all the good things in her life she worked so hard to attain.
 
I love this. Imagine Polissa's fucking face as she scrolls through Jenn's stuff, realizing that she can't call her a virgin, an incel, a loser, etc. There she is, a good woman who went through harsh circumstances of her own and got out of it by not doubling down on being trash. The anti-Polly! Go, Jenn, Go!

She looks like a non-passing MtF but Polly can't say that without Twitter taking her head
 
Alrighty, bike sperg time since Polly whined about a ride that's less than 6 miles being hilly as fuck.

See, I may in fact ride. A lot. I also love climbing. The challenge is grand and the descent is an awesome reward for all the pain of hauling oneself and one's bike up a steep grade. I've done 15% climbs on a chromoly frame from the '80s that I love almost as much as I love my goblin, and may have splurged on a carbon fiber beauty as a retirement present to myself because reasons. That center around climbing.

So I went to one of my favorite websites to check out Alabama's climbing scene, because I've never ridden there.

Screen Shot 2022-08-08 at 2.15.54 PM.pngHere we go! This is a fantastic resource when you're visiting a state and want to find a good area for fantastic views and a helluva workout. Because climbing is fun. To sick asshats like myself.

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Woah, looks pretty promising! Some of those look pretty fucking lame, but others (like 8 ) look pretty damned promising. The views of 1-3 are spectacular, and I've love to do 7!

So let's see what the climbs are like in her area!! I'm excited!!

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Wait, what?

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Huh. Would'ja look at that. Zero decent climbs around Florence.

So let's check out where the nearest rated climbs are.

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There's a couple over there in Huntsville. A goodly distance away from her. Whatever! Let's check this shit out!!!

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Wat.

It's not even 5%. There's a bridge nearby where I happen to be that's got an average 6% gradient.
Well, maybe the second climb in that area's better....?

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LOL NOPE.

My climber heart weeps. These are hills. And they're some of the 10 available climbs in the state.

TL;DR, Polly's definition of 'too hilly for cycling' is hilarious. The old wizened drunkards who are stuck on bicycles due to DUIing themselves off of even mopeds down where I live would scoff at her before cruising past on their cheap mountain bikes with their handlebar baskets filled with bags of groceries and cans for recycling.
 
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I love this. Imagine Polissa's fucking face as she scrolls through Jenn's stuff, realizing that she can't call her a virgin, an incel, a loser, etc. There she is, a good woman who went through harsh circumstances of her own and got out of it by not doubling down on being trash. The anti-Polly! Go, Jenn, Go!
Polly is dumb and going to claim Jenn is all of those things because those are her go-tos. Maybe she will just say she’s a mean Karen lol.
 
She looks like a non-passing MtF but Polly can't say that without Twitter taking her head
I still wouldn't put it past her, actually. For all her SJW larp she is awful at it. I can say "pregnant woman" on here without no one giving me shit, but that is a no no on Twitter. She still refers to pregnant women all the time. It hasn't gotten her into trouble yet but she barely gets any interaction on her tweets (plus very few friends). Maybe she won't outright say tranny or troon but she could easily say something more innocuous that would further trigger crazy cat lady Twitter.

(It's hard to tell with the filters but I can definitely see where you're going at. Drug addiction can really age you and make one look less feminine, but dat bone structure.)

hey pop enough for all of us in the corner, if you're wading through the Null's to the microwave.

*begins popping 7999 more bags of popcorn for the basement incels*

Get your own damn Mountain Dew, though. Blew the budget on popcorn and weed and Null won't give me more.


Alrighty, bike sperg time since Polly whined about a ride that's less than 6 miles being hilly as fuck.

See, I may in fact ride. A lot. I also love climbing. The challenge is grand and the descent is an awesome reward for all the pain of hauling oneself and one's bike up a steep grade. I've done 15% climbs on a chromoly frame from the '80s that I love almost as much as I love my goblin, and may have splurged on a carbon fiber beauty as a retirement present to myself because reasons. That center around climbing.

So I went to one of my favorite websites to check out Alabama's climbing scene, because I've never ridden there.

View attachment 3577726Here we go! This is a fantastic resource when you're visiting a state and want to find a good area for fantastic views and a helluva workout. Because climbing is fun. To sick asshats like myself.

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Woah, looks pretty promising! Some of those look pretty fucking lame, but others (like 8 ) look pretty damned promising. The views of 1-3 are spectacular, and I've love to do 7!

So let's see what the climbs are like in her area!! I'm excited!!

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Wait, what?

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Huh. Would'ja look at that. Zero decent climbs around Florence.

So let's check out where the nearest rated climbs are.

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There's a couple over there in Huntsville. A goodly distance away from her. Whatever! Let's check this shit out!!!

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Wat.

It's not even 5%. There's a bridge nearby where I happen to be that's got an average 6% gradient.
Well, maybe the second climb in that area's better....?

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LOL NOPE.

My climber heart weeps. These are hills. And they're some of the 10 available climbs in the state.

TL;DR, Polly's definition of 'too hilly for cycling' is hilarious. The old wizened drunkards who are stuck on bicycles due to DUIing themselves off of even mopeds down where I live would scoff at her before cruising past on their cheap mountain bikes with their handlebar baskets filled with bags of groceries and cans for recycling.
This would be even funnier if she managed to move with Josh's family in Florida considering that its highest elevation is like 300 feet. She's probably use gators as the scapegoats instead. "What if a gator mistakes Josh's legs for frog legs?!"
 
Get your own damn Mountain Dew, though. Blew the budget on popcorn and weed and Null won't give me more.
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This would be even funnier if she managed to move with Josh's family in Florida considering that its highest elevation is like 300 feet. She's probably use gators as the scapegoats instead. "What if a gator mistakes Josh's legs for frog legs?!"
Fuck you, Diet Coke all the way. No worries, I bring my own.

And a gator would never make that mistake. Frog legs are meatier and more capable of maintaining motion.
 
If Jenn is a lurker here, hopefully she's learning to be more wise about her online footprint. Her blog shows she's an oversharer as well and her flickr (archive) is full of pictures of her breastfeeding her (now nearly grown) children.
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Her Tumblr account goes all the way back to August 2008 and includes a lot of posts that give me munchie vibes
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LinkedIn
ObesityHelp account
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She's also quite preachy for someone who was arrested for retail theft. (1. 2.)
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You stupid rancid cunt, you HAVE UBI and universal healthcare already! You have SSDI and Medicaid
i am clueless about anything and everything, but i highly doubt she gets SSDI, shes more than likely never worked a full 40 hours in her life, she more than likely gets SSI, which is basically welfare. you have to have worked a set amount to get SSDI
 
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