Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

For the love of GodBear, TFVG, please at least try to make your 'food' presentation better. That stuff is straight out of a nightmare/kids' prank.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

"That looks so tempting and delicious."

I think that is code for "that looks compulsive-vomiting-friendly".

 

[chimcat]

Wait, she's pro-ana? Was this established already? I can't post caps cause I'm on mobile right now, but in that IG comment defense tirade she said a lot of her followers have EDs but people get mad that she's pro-ana.

 

[shittingpretty]

I cannot even with this child.

Her self-righteous replies to those polite and caring comments were ridiculous and I don't really care if she gets help now. Eating disorders shouldn't give you a free pass on being a fucking cunt. One of her actual friends named Claire, who had sent gifts to Anna, was blocked yesterday when she told Anna that her lifestyle wasn't healthy anymore very kindly.

And I feel like this photo would be a more accurate bumper sticker than the smiling, happy red headed clip art kid.
It really showcases just how healthy and happy one can be on Anna's diet.

 

[Adamska]

Spoiler: Flax n' Protein Power Balls

Ingredients
1. 1/4 cup rice protein (brown rice or regular)
2. 2 T ground flaxseed
3. one packet stevia powder
4. 3-4 T water

Those are the ugliest hushpuppies I've ever seen in my life. It cries for oil and corn.

 

[January Cyst]

Yogurt needs some kind of acid to make the dairy curdle (I think. I'm not a yogurt expert). Plus apple cider vinegar would make it taste like SOMETHING. I personally like it, but not as a yogurt flavor.

Yeah, that sound's absolutely appaling especially since you can buy vegan yogurt off the shelf that taste pretty close to "actual" dairy.
I'm glad our old friend cinnamon makes a return, though

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

"mcsqueels Why calorie free? You are certainly active enough!"

This never got a response. I wonder why.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Leftover oatmeal from the fridge: Check
What appears to be Ritz Crackers pieces: Check
Hershey's Turd Swirl: Check

 

[vittek]

This literally looks like she took a shit into a bowl of sawdust.

 

[AnimuGinger]

It.....it all looks like shit.......

 

[Nano]

I can get the idea behind some of them, even if they would taste disgusting. They look interesting or like a food that isn't vegan. But some of them...my little animu robot brain cannot compute. This ginger is a alien.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Everything this girl eats looks like literal feces, Jesus Goddamn CHRIST

 

[HickoryDickory]

Everything this girl eats looks like literal feces, Jesus Goddamn CHRIST

Well, they do say you are what you eat. (Or don't eat, in this case)

 

[SpaceDandy]

I'm pretty sure proanas like cinnamon because it surpresses your appetite and somehow messes with your insulin levels. Same reason they drink a lot if black coffee or tea. No/low calories, make them feel a bit more energy and makes it easier to ignore hunger pains.

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

And I feel like this photo would be a more accurate bumper sticker than the smiling, happy red headed clip art kid.
It really showcases just how healthy and happy one can be on Anna's diet.

I noticed that she's holding (nearly choking) a puppy in the uncropped version of that picture.

Spoiler

"My Friday night: worked late, good chats with good friends, and valentines (puppy) kisses #lifeisgood"

I'm so glad it doesn't belong to her. You just know she'd force a "vegan" diet onto a dog.

 

[Adamska]

That dog knows she's in pain. Look at its expression there.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

So I found out today that cinnamon is actually highly toxic to the human body if taken in large amounts, and it's accumulative. The maximum recommendation is 0.1 milligrams per kilo of body weight. I have no idea how much she weighs, but I'm thinking she can't possibly be more than 50 kilos (I'm 54, and I look a lot fatter than she does), so the maximum safe dose for her would be at best 5 mg of cinnamon. Considering how she seems to pour the stuff over everything she eats, it's a safe bet she's ingesting more than 5mg.

The symptoms of cinnamon toxicity? Sores on the skin and mouth, low blood sugar levels, increased heart rate, and liver damage. Not nice.

 

[Marvin]

I want to ask her to have a couple of beers.

"Huh, so, you're staggering around after 12 ounces of a 4.5% beer. Why's that? Do you believe that's normal?"

 

[女鬼]

"mcsqueels Why calorie free? You are certainly active enough!"

This never got a response. I wonder why.

Direct to your plate from the kitty's litter box! Yum!

I want to ask her to have a couple of beers.

"Huh, so, you're staggering around after 12 ounces of a 4.5% beer. Why's that? Do you believe that's normal?"

But alcohol has calories

 

[Marvin]

But alcohol has calories

I'd make her do jumping jacks beforehand to offset the calorie cost as a negotiation technique.

But I'd be afraid of her passing out midway.