Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .

I don't know how to say this without PLing too much, but I've had experience with doctors, and they want you to go out, talk to people and improve your life, instead of isolating and talking to nobody while staying in your rut.

If Polissa went to a psych doctor and kept repeating what she does on Twitter, including freaking out, they'd tell her to cut the shit out, go on with her life, and do things to have a better life while still being disabled.

They don't want you begging online for your entire life and dependent in that way. You're supposed to do small things to get better, or at least not sit around doing nothing.
 
So Josh doesn‘t need clothes
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Question for burgerlanders...can she return the kibble and cat stuff for cash? Or does that all stay in the Amazon ecosystem?

Also interesting that she says she won't need help in 2 weeks? Does that mean after her hysterectomy she plans on getting a job? :optimistic:

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Question for burgerlanders...can she return the kibble and cat stuff for cash? Or does that all stay in the Amazon ecosystem?

Also interesting that she says she won't need help in 2 weeks? Does that mean after her hysterectomy she plans on getting a job? :optimistic:

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Pretty sure she means once Josh gets paid they’ll be all set. She probably thinks her tugboat is genuinely her job. It’s a paycheck right? Considering she kept insisting that they were over $800 over budget every month, let’s see if she keeps her promise (doubt)

I wonder if they’re still pursuing divorce with the first check. Even amicable divorce costs over $1000 in court fees in Alabama
 
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"It's only a smear campaign if it's not true. The truth will be heard."

This looks like something Russell Greer would post. Like Russell, she just doesn't get that we've reached the conclusions we have by reading the things she's posted on Twitter, And, like Russell, she thinks that everything she says is perfectly right and normal, and if we're all seeing it in a completely different light that's because we're a bunch of miserable, basement-dwelling, mommy-dependent incels who have to tear down poor, defenseless, disabled women to feel good about ourselves. That what she writes really does make her look bad, and how it does that, is inconceivable to her.

god I wish she'd post about the farms on facebook
I suspect a lot of her reaction has been out of fear that her family on Facebook might see this thread. Mama and Meemaw have Facebook accounts, but chances are very good that they aren't internet- or social media-savvy at all. The older you are, the poorer your background, and the further away from coastal cities you are, the more likely your internet useage will be limited primarily to Facebook, YouTube, and entertainment streaming services.

So that a site like Kiwi Farms exists, much less that their daughter/grandbaby is currently a hot topic of discussion there? They have no idea, and Polissa wants to keep it that way. I don't think they know about her history of begging on Twitter, and I suspect they wouldn't approve if it was brought to their attention. So Polissa's trying to keep the steams separate, but she's not a whole lot more internet-savvy than they are, and thus has no clue how to deal with the situation.

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hang on...did she for real say that if a complete stranger on twitter is willing to take someone to get an abortion in another state, they should automatically be there to buy her a bunch of unnecessary crap/provide ride to and from her girl gut removal surgery? :story:
Yes she did. She's effectively infertile; the only life that's ever going to spring from her is a yeast colony that's old enough to apply for student loans. Whether Josh is able to make a viable contribution toward babymaking, given his uncontrolled diabetes, is doubtful as well.

But she's totally in the same perilous position as any young, fertile woman who might have to go "camping" in a blue state on short notice. She's at risk, y'all! Even though her ladyparts are getting yeeted next week! And that's why you should buy her things from her wishlist.

I veer between thinking, "The nerve of that woman," and "Holy fuck, how can you be this dumb and live?", and that's what makes this thread so great.

I often have the feeling that most of us here are nice people who just encountered one Polissa too many.
Yeah. That's it, in a nutshell. Polissa's hardly unique, and I've encountered too many variations of her type. Thus my sympathy for them, and her, has been ground away.

Checking Josh's account here, he hasn't been active since Friday. Also hasn't been active on twitter in any capacity, I've been keeping an eye on his alt account and there's been nothing but radio silence. I'm sure as we all know, people like Josh don't know how to shut the fuck up. So why is he so quiet now? Is Polissa not only controlling the finances (from the job he works mind you) but controlling his access to devices? The plot thickens, can't wait to hear everyone's theories while we wait for Hurricane Polissa to make landfall.
My guess is that somebody whose opinion he takes seriously has told him to step away from Twitter and all the drama, and he's actually done it. Maybe somebody contacted his boss at the restaurant—that's somebody who, at least right now, would be in a position to have a come-to-Jesus talk with him that he might actually listen to and act upon.

I don't see Josh doing the adult thing and stepping away on his own, or doing it because it's the right thing—this isn't a guy with a strong internal locus of control, so he needs an external authority to get him to quit. I think he had some unpleasant potential consequences spelled out to him, and it's knocked some sense into him.

And, if that's the case, maybe he and Polissa argued over it. Maybe he told her she needs to stop doing battle on Twitter and lay low for a while, and she refused. Maybe she got mad at him for refusing to continue as her champion.

These are just guesses, but if Josh has decided to stand down, even if it wasn't his idea or desire, then good for him; he's not a complete retard. Polissa, on the other hand...

Oh no. She got him. Time to throw in the towel and give up.

That was sarcasm, by the way, since Polissa doesn't understand what that is.
She needs to beg for gas money to drive to Pensacola like, now.

If I truly believed she and Josh would make that trip to confront Null, I'd break my own cow non-engagement policy and send her enough to cover a tankful, and maybe even some Mello Yello for the road.
 
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Pretty sure she means once Josh gets paid they’ll be all set. She probably thinks her tugboat is genuinely her job. It’s a paycheck right? Considering she kept insisting that they were over $800 over budget every month, let’s see if she keeps her promise (doubt)

I wonder if they’re still pursuing divorce with the first check. Even amicable divorce costs over $1000 in court fees in Alabama
I also don't understand why they are doing that divorce thing; as other sager Kiwis pointed out, they would STILL be ahead. Baffling life choices.

Be interesting to see how much Josh's cheque will be after they garnish it for all the food he and YeastyPolly eat from his work!

ETA this gem that YeastyPolly retweeted. I wonder if the soon-to-be ex ran her over?
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I also don't understand why they are doing that divorce thing; as other sager Kiwis pointed out, they would STILL be ahead. Baffling life choices.

Be interesting to see how much Josh's cheque will be after they garnish it for all the food he and YeastyPolly eat from his work!

ETA this gem that YeastyPolly retweeted. I wonder if the soon-to-be ex ran her over?
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My retard to English is not good, WTF is "Jbing"?
 
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My retard to English is not good, WTF is "Jbing"?
No idea, guess it's their name? Probably another special snowflake, given their apparent tankie affliliation.

AND YOU GUISE: Polly never knew cats should come first! NO ONE TOLD HER. NO HELP CAME! SHARE HER PINNED POST! #mutualaid #sped
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Is KimonoQuest22 over?

No idea, guess it's their name? Probably another special snowflake, given their apparent tankie affliliation.

AND YOU GUISE: Polly never knew cats should come first! NO ONE TOLD HER. NO HELP CAME! SHARE HER PINNED POST! #mutualaid #sped
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Did cat Twitter take out a hit on her? Did Jenn put the fear of animal control into her? Our girl is big time buttmad about being scolded publicly where she couldn't blame it on mean incel hate site men.
Dobby's food sure didn't come first when she was having a breakdown about no one paying her to go to Texas Roadhouse.
 
Damn our cat army allies must’ve really did a number on her

And uh yeah no shit your animals come first. Especially if you regard them as your children to the degree a true and honest crazy cat lady does. You can get all the Hot Pockets you want. Dobby and the others only get what their owners give them since they’re unable to take care of themselves in any meaningful way.
 
has anyone made the obvious name Po' Lissa? if so, please clock me. if not, I think it's funny.
I call her YeastyPolly, because why not? Not like Noodles can fight me even if he could drive up here to meet me.
Is KimonoQuest22 over?


Did cat Twitter take out a hit on her? Did Jenn put the fear of animal control into her? Our girl is big time buttmad about being scolded publicly where she couldn't blame it on mean incel hate site men.
Dobby's food sure didn't come first when she was having a breakdown about no one paying her to go to Texas Roadhouse.
Seems like Jenn calling her out has maybe dented her ego just a tiny bit- can't blame us "blackpilled incels like they talked about on Joe Rogan" if it's a kinda thug-life-snug-life cat rescuer like Jenn.
 
No idea, guess it's their name? Probably another special snowflake, given their apparent tankie affliliation.

AND YOU GUISE: Polly never knew cats should come first! NO ONE TOLD HER. NO HELP CAME! SHARE HER PINNED POST! #mutualaid #sped
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Nigga, someone literally told you to put your cats first two days ago when you were begging for weed.
 
Jenn must have really done her head in. New-found self-awareness or malding?

While this is a commendable move, I feel like Pol hasn't learned from this, that she begs too much for too many unnecessary things and that's why people don't give; she has to do this now to keep up appearances that she actually cares about the cats. But as soon as she has a craving for "medicine" again she'll go right back to her usual. Is the hysterectomy wishlist still there?
 
has anyone made the obvious name Po' Lissa? if so, please clock me. if not, I think it's funny.

I know I've referred to her as a po' folk before but can't remember Po'lissa specifically. It's so fitting though!

Is KimonoQuest22 over?


Did cat Twitter take out a hit on her? Did Jenn put the fear of animal control into her? Our girl is big time buttmad about being scolded publicly where she couldn't blame it on mean incel hate site men.
Dobby's food sure didn't come first when she was having a breakdown about no one paying her to go to Texas Roadhouse.

She had so much time to prepare in saving for that stupid anniversary dinner if she wanted it that bad. The fact she dropped the Dobby beg like a hat for that and later posted a pic of herself pouting like a baby because she didn't get it in time is both frustrating for Dobby and hilarious for Polly.

What a sudden segue into the gibs request. 🤣

She has gotten far more engagement in her tweets than I've ever seen, and she's still going notice me. Can't wait for her to claim Twitter shadowbanned her again later tonight.

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I'm lost on why she commented that having dead family is good to a political tweet
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And to wrap it up, more dead grandparents and letting go!
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Re: the first tweet

Pepperidge and Kiwi Farms remember when Polissa talked about her white ancestors "breaking the blood" and therefore tainting the Cherokee raceline.

This feels like she'll go more Cherokee Princess on Twitter soon.

I get what OP in the "leaders probably shouldn't be super geriatric" tweet train is saying but both Gelfling and Polly made it about dead relatives.

The last tweet train- she has mentioned being into woo shit, has begged for DNA repair gummies, and claimed that shroom trips helped her deal with her miscarriage. The mention of being a fucking humpback whale in a recent tweet was new though.

Jenn must have really done her head in. New-found self-awareness or malding?

While this is a commendable move, I feel like Pol hasn't learned from this, that she begs too much for too many unnecessary things and that's why people don't give; she has to do this now to keep up appearances that she actually cares about the cats. But as soon as she has a craving for "medicine" again she'll go right back to her usual. Is the hysterectomy wishlist still there?
There is no way that Polly has actually learned from this. I think she just got spooked because someone not from the scary basement incel website called her out on her own turf. She couldn't spin a narrative without cat army commander Jenn really digging her claws into her.

Hell, she's already segueing into her old tricks of "make sure I'm noticed!" Any "changes" didn't even last three hours.
 
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