Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
She's right on one thing. It's about time nool whips those datacenter flunkies into shape so we can have OVER 9000 CHUDS ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME, EVERY PENIS RAPING POLISSA'S DYING STARVING CATS WHILE SHE EATS JIMMY DEAN'S BREAKFAST BOWLS!
We're gonna need a bigger basement.
 
A classic twitter "and then everyone clapped" moment:
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Po Lissa calling a doctor lazy. Laugh.

She's on her woo woo witch shit tonight:
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She should consider putting a rose quartz up her hoo ha to clear the negative energy of her yeast ditch. Surely that is easier to do than contacting ancestors.
 
A classic twitter "and then everyone clapped" moment:
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Po Lissa calling a doctor lazy. Laugh.

She's on her woo woo witch shit tonight:
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She should consider putting a rose quartz up her hoo ha to clear the negative energy of her yeast ditch. Surely that is easier to do than contacting ancestors.
I get woo sometimes. That being said I don't think her awakened ancestors are proud.
 
I get woo sometimes. That being said I don't think her awakened ancestors are proud.
Well, she is the end point after millennia of survival and reproduction. Thousands of years of natural selection, genetic fine-tuning, resilience against all odds, all to run to a halt with a ham beast who self-induced infertility via mello yello sugar overload.
 
Aw, man, these guys are so bad at being poor.

You live in a college town, move-out days for student housing are Dumpster Christmas. Shipping back home is right out of the question, so if you cruise around the dorms and the university district you can score appliances and furniture and housewares that rich and/or international students would rather chuck than bother selling.

Clean them and sell them yourself, or take only what you need, or build a throne of functional microwaves to brood on like Conan the Barbarian. Seriously. The only downside I could see would be the possibility of bedbugs with soft goods, but you could just not pick up couches or you could chuck them in your back yard until you can inspect them in the morning.
Literally one of the easiest money-makers in a campus town if you're a permanent resident is to just pick up, clean, and store microwaves/mini-fridges. They will literally be thrown out by students leaving and a matter of months later you won't be able to find a new one on the shelf. Craigslist, Facebook, and bulletin boards at half the price of new and you're making money hand over fist. It's not like you need to to a stellar job either, you're behind greek row. Do a half-ass cleaning job, confirm it works, and throw a cap full of bleach into it before storing it. Honestly minimizing contact from these two is probably the most sanitary option anyway. Most fraternities are also generating a shocking amount of aluminum. Prices have only gone up since I was at school but our guy was pulling down $90 cash per 55-gallon can of crushed cans. Since it's ultralight aluminum even these two mooks can tolerate collecting cans.

It warms my heart to see that people are readily seeing from the outside what I've personally witnessed in North Alabama (really the south in general). Just some dumb white niggers so toxic they drive away any help. Want to know something shocking? A lot of charities know they are getting grifted to some degree. If you're nice or even skewing neutral those workers would probably still rather it go to you than into a dumpster. Many times they have mandates on how they can help people and their hands are tied to do anything else. Anyone utilizing something like that is better than it going underutilized and wasted. The entire paragraph before this one is more included for reader's understanding. I know Polissa and Josh either already know exactly that, or are so stupid, ignorant, and arrogant they will never, ever learn.

It breaks my heart seeing what could have been a perfectly fine house destroyed by beasts like this. I've volunteered doing a lot of construction for broke people in North Alabama. Their landlord likely knows exactly what they've done to the house. The authorities also know if they evict and relocate them, unless they leave the jurisdiction you just now have a substantially more-expensive route to two ruined residences. It's not so much playing favorites as it is practicality and pragmatism but people like P&J drive off help by their nature.

Keep it from getting condemned, keep them "contained", and the old boy's club will find some way to make it right with the landlord on the back end. I guarantee you this is the logic of local social services and the landlord. Then even when these people run into charitable people that are probably the easiest to grift, they're still so grating they drive them away. When I volunteered as a supervisor I had an impressive amount of latitude in helping people. There were required projects we had to complete, but with extra time and volunteers we were encouraged to do extra if able. To a point that if it was a compelling case and the organization agreed, they had patrons able to subsidize a five-figure expense with a phone call. Spending up to $5K every night between every hardware store in the area was commonplace.

Now imagine someone like that trying to help P&J. While there's theoretically unlimited financial resources, there's only so much time and labor available. With people where nothing will ever be enough why would I dare complicate things by adding to the bare minimum? You do the scope of work, do it by the book, get it documented, get it inspected, and GTFO. Even then the~5% of people close to that category still demanded a majority of every supervisor's time. There's nice people that despite their financial situation are pillars of their community. I'd rather spend my time moving heaven and earth to do everything I can for those good people.
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She's a rash to us who just read the highlights.
As a highlight scrote I will say she's more like an intractable yeast infection. Also as far as their lack of Internet savvy goes, there's people in that part of the world on dial-up/mobile only still.
 
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With people where nothing will ever be enough why would I dare complicate things by adding to the bare minimum?

Exactly my thoughts and experience having worked retail/customer service.

Don't be a dick and use your manners, people will often go above and beyond for you. Come in entitled and whiny and being an asshole? Fuck off, you get the bare minimum.
 
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Because Polly is such a homesteader.

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My sister in Christ, YOU have a lawn!

Does the Section 8 landlord even know about the garden? I also doubt Polly took a bite out of anything from that “survival garden.”
How to cook matters unless it requires cutting up a potato and cracking an egg to put in my air fryer for five whole minutes. Fuck that, give me another Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl
 
Polissa’s political takes are stupid, but it’s even more annoying that she was a Republican until she needed disability and then she realized Republicans don’t give a shit about disabled people. How firm are your political views if you only change them when something affects you? That’s some fair weather selfish bullshit. She didn’t care about disabled people before, apparently. But now people are supposed to care about her?

Then she posts stuff like “the far left is just as bad as white nationalism,” which isn’t wrong, but it’s like, one end of the political spectrum aligns with your alleged views and one doesn’t. White nationalists aren’t voting for your precious UBI, what do you have against the people who agree with you? Is it that you don’t actually believe in any of the things you supposedly stand for?

She’s just so incredibly stupid but she really thinks she’s saying something.

ETA: people who don’t know the difference between “conscious” and “conscience” are a plague on society.
 
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