Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Montage]

You say that, but I've always imagined you as a real dancing ferret


I do! Offer of a bike in return for a new season of Mobility Mary at least once a week for a year. I may be drunk and have to explain to my partner why I ordered a bike, go pro, and maybe one of those little bike trailers for a fat Alabama woman, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice. Any one of you would

Why not just roll her down a hill?

 

[CashMoney!]

Remember that if you're legitimately angry at a lolcow like Polissa and oversharing due to anger that she's ungrateful and you survived with less in worse circumstances, then it might be a good sign to take a break from grifter threads for a while and sniff some flowers. She doesn't care what you've been through because she can't relate to anything other than her own drama, and it doesn't make her feel bad in the slightest. Be careful of what you post as she (and anyone else browsing KF for that matter) can air your dirty laundry as much as we do with hers.

Consuming content from shitty people like Polissa is emotionally exhausting when you personally experience what she clearly doesn't, and I get that, but be wary of bringing your vibe down to her level if you feel strong annoyance from this thread. Do not rant at the cow for its innate nature that is triggering resentment within you, instead watch it and narrate with a humoured David Attenborough impression.

I've personally had to leave the trash fire of Archie's thread because harm and neglect of children is fucking ABHORRENT and I was getting too acidic too often for my liking. I a-logged Onision just as hard when his kid fell out a window and cracked her skull open. My post history is so fuckin' nasty right now lmao. Know your emotional limits with a place like KF.

 

[Aunt Carol]

but Polly and Josh live literally behind greek housing according to Google Maps.

Aw, man, these guys are so bad at being poor.

You live in a college town, move-out days for student housing are Dumpster Christmas. Shipping back home is right out of the question, so if you cruise around the dorms and the university district you can score appliances and furniture and housewares that rich and/or international students would rather chuck than bother selling.

Clean them and sell them yourself, or take only what you need, or build a throne of functional microwaves to brood on like Conan the Barbarian. Seriously. The only downside I could see would be the possibility of bedbugs with soft goods, but you could just not pick up couches or you could chuck them in your back yard until you can inspect them in the morning.

 

[Grim Snark]

Many universities have a food/perishable goods/cleaning supplies drives at the end of the year/semester. Like whatever leftover stuff you have, if you don't wanna take it with you, can be dropped off. I've gotten so much shit from that.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Why not just roll her down a hill?

I just really miss Mobility Mary and I know these cunts have the right attitude for it

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Aw, man, these guys are so bad at being poor.

You live in a college town, move-out days for student housing are Dumpster Christmas. Shipping back home is right out of the question, so if you cruise around the dorms and the university district you can score appliances and furniture and housewares that rich and/or international students would rather chuck than bother selling.

Clean them and sell them yourself, or take only what you need, or build a throne of functional microwaves to brood on like Conan the Barbarian. Seriously. The only downside I could see would be the possibility of bedbugs with soft goods, but you could just not pick up couches or you could chuck them in your back yard until you can inspect them in the morning.

That's not the sort of poor Polissa aspires to be. She was born for better things. She is the queen of needing brand new appliances because of some dainty princess skin sensitivity. She's allergic to "like new, barely used."

And I resent that remark. Only the finest frat house mini fridges can hold my mighty form.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

That's not the sort of poor Polissa aspires to be. She was born for better things. She is the queen of needing brand new appliances because of some dainty princess skin sensitivity. She's allergic to "like new, barely used."

And I resent that remark. Only the finest frat house mini fridges can hold my mighty form.

I can't write unless I buy a fancy $12 journal!

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I came across this post today on Instagram and thought of our girl Polly. This woman spends all of her time rescuing, doing TNR. 4 of the 8 cats she caught And spayed were pregnant. THIS^ is a rescuer, not you Polly. Again, I wouldn’t fault someone who took in a pregnant momma, rehomed the kittens and spayed momma kitty, but yeah that’s not Polly.

I hope Polly realizes one day how much of a cunt she is begging for cat food when people could be helping true rescuers with food and donations.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Hang in there, fam.

I have no problem with the poor themselves. I, like most people in this thread, am poor and disabled. I’ll probably always be financially disadvantaged but I try my best.

So am I on both. I use her as an example of how not to act while dealing with poverty. I try to keep a good look at life and enjoy myself, which is why I find Polissa's tweets to be hilariously entertaining.

She's reading this thread, and she has to know we exist by now. She'll keep ignoring us though to pretend like it's all evil incel men harassing her.

Keep acting like the victim, Polissa. We'll keep looking at you as a lesson in how not to act.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

It's like she doesn't understand that people would probably help more if she was nice. And greatful for the help she does get.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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I wasn't able to watch this until now and I am not kidding when I say that literal tears ran down my face from laughing so hard. This is another work of art.

Remember that if you're legitimately angry at a lolcow like Polissa and oversharing due to anger that she's ungrateful and you survived with less in worse circumstances, then it might be a good sign to take a break from grifter threads for a while and sniff some flowers. She doesn't care what you've been through because she can't relate to anything other than her own drama, and it doesn't make her feel bad in the slightest. Be careful of what you post as she (and anyone else browsing KF for that matter) can air your dirty laundry as much as we do with hers.

Consuming content from shitty people like Polissa is emotionally exhausting when you personally experience what she clearly doesn't, and I get that, but be wary of bringing your vibe down to her level if you feel strong annoyance from this thread. Do not rant at the cow for its innate nature that is triggering resentment within you, instead watch it and narrate with a humoured David Attenborough impression.

I've personally had to leave the trash fire of Archie's thread because harm and neglect of children is fucking ABHORRENT and I was getting too acidic too often for my liking. I a-logged Onision just as hard when his kid fell out a window and cracked her skull open. My post history is so fuckin' nasty right now lmao. Know your emotional limits with a place like KF.

Sometimes I have to just not look on Polissa's social media or not post it on here just yet because I'll read it and go "oh for fuck's sake" and that's like enough for me for now. There are definitely threads that I've had to drop despite the subjects fascinating me because they made me that angry. I have been getting more PL-y and actually had to edit a couple of my posts because I was getting super so. That being said, I've been getting some great laughs from this thread between the really nasty stuff, so thanks for that, y'all.

This is still very good to keep in mind. Good PSA, Upcoming Zodiac Sign

 

[Broken Pussy]

Let’s guess what happened!

My guess is that Josh never went to work because no one donated any gas money, so he got fired from his job, and then he was really angry, so he hit Polissa with a hatchet and a machete, but she’s really fat, so it just bounced off. Then he threw a cat at her, but it was so confused it just gave birth on her again. Out of options, he stormed off into the night, taking all the Jimmy Dean bowls and Mello Yello with him. Polissa has been lying in a heap on the floor, wishing for help. But no help came.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Sometimes I have to just not look on Polissa's social media or not post it on here just yet because I'll read it and go "oh for fuck's sake" and that's like enough for me for now. There are definitely threads that I've had to drop despite the subjects fascinating me because they made me that angry. I have been getting more PL-y and actually had to edit a couple of my posts because I was getting super so. That being said, I've been getting some great laughs from this thread between the really nasty stuff, so thanks for that, y'all.

This is still very good to keep in mind. Good PSA, Upcoming Zodiac Sign

I imagine sitting through her reams of dumb takes and whining could wear on someone. She's a rash to us who just read the highlights. If the thread starts getting too heavy, just remember:


Hopefully I didn't screw that insert up, I can't see shit on mobile.

 

[Breadbear]

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Let’s guess what happened!

My guess is that Josh never went to work because no one donated any gas money, so he got fired from his job, and then he was really angry, so he hit Polissa with a hatchet and a machete, but she’s really fat, so it just bounced off. Then he threw a cat at her, but it was so confused it just gave birth on her again. Out of options, he stormed off into the night, taking all the Jimmy Dean bowls and Mello Yello with him. Polissa has been lying in a heap on the floor, wishing for help. But no help came.

Looks like she got some sleep. But woke up at (bad time zone math) 5am?

I imagine sitting through her reams of dumb takes and whining could wear on someone. She's a rash to us who just read the highlights. If the thread starts getting too heavy, just remember:

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Hopefully I didn't screw that insert up, I can't see shit on mobile.

This needs to go in the OP

 

[Muskcarpone]

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Let’s guess what happened!

My guess is that Josh never went to work because no one donated any gas money, so he got fired from his job, and then he was really angry, so he hit Polissa with a hatchet and a machete, but she’s really fat, so it just bounced off. Then he threw a cat at her, but it was so confused it just gave birth on her again. Out of options, he stormed off into the night, taking all the Jimmy Dean bowls and Mello Yello with him. Polissa has been lying in a heap on the floor, wishing for help. But no help came.

My guess is they never really went to the ER in the first place and when work called for Josh, they were both too zonked out on weed to answer the phone. At best, he tried to pretend to be sober while answering the phone.

What sticks in my craw is how Polissa constantly complains about other people's selfishness when I can't think of a single instance in which she had been generous or even remotely helpful to anybody else. She is full of self pity but utterly lacks compassion or empathy.

 

[weaselhat]

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Let’s guess what happened!

My guess is that Josh never went to work because no one donated any gas money, so he got fired from his job, and then he was really angry, so he hit Polissa with a hatchet and a machete, but she’s really fat, so it just bounced off. Then he threw a cat at her, but it was so confused it just gave birth on her again. Out of options, he stormed off into the night, taking all the Jimmy Dean bowls and Mello Yello with him. Polissa has been lying in a heap on the floor, wishing for help. But no help came.

My guess is the ER didn’t pull through with pain meds and instead recommended ibuprofen. And she didn’t manage to grift pizza or weed to make up for it. There is also the added possibility of Josh’s twitter tard rage at work getting him fired. But I think it’s too early for that given the state of things and what employers are willing to put up with these days. Unless. he threatened to kill a coworker or customer during his tard escapade. Which given how he obviously lacks any emotional regulation is a possibility.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If Josh got fired that’s from both playing themselves. Retail usually has a 90 day probationary period where you miss a day without a valid excuse, buh bye. I assume that restaurants are similar. Though if he was fired for threatening to kill us, that’s also a reason employers will sack someone. No one wants to deal with a nutcase that may hurt women/the customers if they pull his hairline trigger temper. He also openly stated and linked his employer to that account before it got banned.

Maybe the police tipper actually followed through?

Something something the consequences will never be the same something something karmic debt I dunno Mello Yello

If Polly is being serious about wanting to hurt herself, then she should go to involuntary hold for three days. This isn’t so we can laugh at her more. It’s serious business. If her friends really care then they should at least contact her to see what’s going on. If it’s serious enough, call the police.

If this is another munchie attempt for attention (hard to tell with a chronic liar a la Polly), then just remember this Polissa-

If you openly say that you’re in danger of hurting yourself and have a plan, the doctors can and will cancel your upcoming surgery for this. They may also try to restrict your weed use and give you more creative killing and tummy hurting happy pills they will really want you to af least pick up.

Just something to keep in mind. This better not be a fake cry for help. I really hate suicide baiting.

 

[Broken Pussy]

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If Josh got fired that’s from both playing themselves. Retail usually has a 90 day probationary period where you miss a day without a valid excuse, buh bye. I assume that restaurants are similar. Though if he was fired for threatening to kill us, that’s also a reason employers will sack someone. No one wants to deal with a nutcase that may hurt women/the customers if they pull his hairline trigger temper. He also openly stated and linked his employer to that account before it got banned.

Maybe the police tipper actually followed through?

Something something the consequences will never be the same something something karmic debt I dunno Mello Yello

If Polly is being serious about wanting to hurt herself, then she should go to involuntary hold for three days. This isn’t so we can laugh at her more. It’s serious business. If her friends really care then they should at least contact her to see what’s going on. If it’s serious enough, call the police.

If this is another munchie attempt for attention (hard to tell with a chronic liar a la Polly), then just remember this Polissa-

If you openly say that you’re in danger of hurting yourself and have a plan, the doctors can and will cancel your upcoming surgery for this. They may also try to restrict your weed use and give you more creative killing and tummy hurting happy pills they will really want you to af least pick up.

Just something to keep in mind. This better not be a fake cry for help. I really hate suicide baiting.

It’s a cry for attention. She’s shouting into the void of Twitter. It’s not like she’s followed by actual friends or family. There’s no one there who can do anything to help her. The only thing any of them can give her is a like or a sympathetic comment. Of course, since she’s a grifter, there’s always the possibility that she’s hoping they’ll show their pity with cash.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Okay sorry for double post. Just some important updates



Polissa hijacked another suicidal person’s post to make it about herself. Uh. Holy fuck.





Mundane and crappy? Wow these people really lack reading comprehension. Once again, Twitter lurkers, see how much we lost it in OP of how Polissa abuses and neglects her animals. Do I really need to include her cat with chronic UTIs never having his medicine and the one in diapers?

Polissa elaborated a little more on what’s triggering her:



Did Josh finally have enough?

 

[Broken Pussy]