Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Grim Snark]

The south has awful biking infrastructure, he'd get hit by a car before the beetus or heat got him. I'd love to take a bike to class from my apartment, save money on commuting and a parking pass, but I'd become paste on the road. I can only kinda fault him for not riding a bike.

 

[JY's Tampon]

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They really have excuses for everything, don't they? Buy a used bike. These people suck at being poor. I've known people who were poor who didn't have cars and guess what- they rode themselves to work on their bikes. Long distances too. In the heat. Sometimes to other towns.

Please help, Josh's bike is pedal powered and we need an expensive motor for it because pedalling reminds him he's poor.
Please help, charging the bike motor has increased our power bill and we can't stop eating breakfast bowls long enough to cover this miniscule cost.
Please help, it is raining and the extra weight of a rain coat means Josh is too tired to bike to work.
Please help, Josh needs a bike mounted air conditioner because sweating means he will die.
Please help, Josh has a flat tyre and I can't commit Mello Yello funds to ordering another one online.
Please help, the banana seat of doom is too much for my feeder's bony ass to handle, he needs a 100% genuine sheepskin cover on memory foam or his ass will literally fall off.



Also worth noting they would never buy a used bike. It would have to be brand new and a really expensive model if they felt compelled. They would then ask for people to pay for someone to put it together because they're too disabled to do it themselves.

Will say that they wouldn't need to buy a nice bike. They don't need to Ragen Chastain themselves into more bike than necessary. What Josh needs is a cheap as fuck Walmart piece of shit. It'll roll and cover his lame as fuck short little commute in 30 or so minutes (or, given his noodle composition, an hour).

Something like this POS that you wouldn't catch me dead on:
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But'cha know what? Even though it's absolute shit, it'd work for him. Sure, it won't break 25+ mph like a carbon fiber beauty in the hands of even an amateur road cyclist can, but it'd get his sorry ass to work with minimal issues.

And anyone can pick something like this up for less than $40 second-hand. I just throw it up because it's new, and we know how much Polly loves Walmart.

Walmart also has a plethora of cheap cruisers that could support Polly's giant ass with their broad seats. Sure, the seat'll eat her ass alive (because believe it or not, skinny seats are better - when you're actively pedaling, your glutes are in use and don't appreciate being crushed while being worked), but it'd be a mode of transportation she wouldn't have to grift to power.

What am I saying... of course she'd never consider something that doesn't consoom - it'd eradicate a means by which to beg for weed money without confessing that it's weed money.

They are in a college town. Most colleges have piles of abandoned bicycles that they usually sell through for less than $20. I haven't been to a second hand sporting goods store for some time but I image that their inventory is flush with bikes bought then lost interest in during the pandemic.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

If we get a Mobility Mary-style go pro video of the daily bike commute, I will, in all seriousness, buy the bike. Not even kidding. And I'm sure we can crowdfund the go pro in like 20 minutes, which is also funny

I'll get somebody to draw up a contract and everything

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

The south has awful biking infrastructure, he'd get hit by a car before the beetus or heat got him. I'd love to take a bike to class from my apartment, save money on commuting and a parking pass, but I'd become paste on the road. I can only kinda fault him for not riding a bike.

Well don't do that; Thrumbos are rare.

The roads here are pretty narrow with ditches and brambles are the sides. I can see getting smushed by someone coming around a corner. I don't live five miles from anything but more trees and fields though so I don't know what roads are like when you live five miles from sports bars and hospitals.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They are in a college town. Most colleges have piles of abandoned bicycles that they usually sell through for less than $20. I haven't been to a second hand sporting goods store for some time but I image that their inventory is flush with bikes bought then lost interest in during the pandemic.

If it's anything like the college towns here, a major economic factor is bicycles being stolen from college students and sold for meth funds.

So that's either an alternate income stream for our heroes, or another cheap way to get a bicycle.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

She clearly hasn't if she still thinks we're guys in a basement. Over half the thread is how to grocery shop and how to cook shit and all types of womanly home and budget advices. She just doesn't want to hear that part. She can't bitch about it.

"My cousin got me a car, my brother got me this, Memaw gave me that. My rent is a third of anyone else's. My income is guaranteed. I have health insurance. My life is so much worse than everyone else's, please buy me nightgowns."

Go clean the litter box, Polly.

EXACTLY. Hey polly I'm a WOMAN with a child to raise and feed alone and they cut my ebt off back in February. This whale gets to eat for free and then has the gall to beg for money online. I've been mad enough about the animal abuse, but sincerely FUCK HER for how entitled she acts. Your family helps you so much more than most people's do. Go be fucking thankful you horrid sack of shit.

 

[Rewire Tea]

I think Polissa is in a way abusing him through financial means. She controls his food by buying it, she makes him work for food that she just gives away, is possibly making him work for her own benefit. They’re even divorcing so Polissa gets more welfare. Very gross when you think about it despite that Josh is a piece of shit himself.

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Okay but something’s gotta give.

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We’re all brainwashed incels I guess

That last tweet, oooh, that grinds my gears.

If someone's in genuine need and I'm in a better position than they are, I'll give them anything I have to spare, because shit is hard right now for everyone.

Provided they aren't an ill-mannered, animal neglecting, all-around miserable cunt like Polly.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

EXACTLY. Hey polly I'm a WOMAN with a child to raise and feed alone and they cut my ebt off back in February. This whale gets to eat for free and then has the gall to beg for money online. I've been mad enough about the animal abuse, but sincerely FUCK HER for how entitled she acts. Your family helps you so much more than most people's do. Go be fucking thankful you horrid sack of shit.

Not sure if this is your situation but being the working poor fucking SUCKS. Polly would seriously die being in that bracket where you are struggling to make ends meet yet somehow make too much to get any sort of assistances. Polly is the type of person that makes people hate the people who genuinely need the assistance.

 

[Sweet Troonsvestite]

"They all live in their mom's basement" says the 39 year old woman who threw a fit because her mother baked her the wrong cake so her grandmother baked her another one.
EDIT: grammar is hard.

 

[Grim Snark]

Well don't do that; Thrumbos are rare.

The roads here are pretty narrow with ditches and brambles are the sides. I can see getting smushed by someone coming around a corner. I don't live five miles from anything but more trees and fields though so I don't know what roads are like when you live five miles from sports bars and hospitals.

OT but oh my god???? I genuinely never expected anyone to recognize it.

Generally roads near where they live aren't well maintained asides from drivability (if you aren't in SC. In that case kiss your suspension goodbye). Usually it's just poorly maintained grass covered in garbage and god knows what, or kudzu.

 

[Bubble Cow]

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We’re all brainwashed incels I guess

IDK Polly maybe cuz most folks don't like the idea of being reliant on internet strangers or a burden on their own families and would rather try and fix their situations rather than wallow around in their own learned helplessness?

Most folks agree that hard times happen, either they've been through them or helped someone else through them, or maybe even both. There's no shame in struggling but when you don't even try to help yourself a little and make your situation worse by hoarding animals you can't care for or buying unhealthy food and sugary drinks that are gonna end up killing your husband then yourself, then yeah you get no sympathy. You get mocked and laughed at, just as you deserve.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If it's anything like the college towns here, a major economic factor is bicycles being stolen from college students and sold for meth funds.

So that's either an alternate income stream for our heroes, or another cheap way to get a bicycle.

Josh has been confirmed to be a thief. Like “family cut him off” and “police were called by Ms Raccoon” thief. I just don’t know if he’s had charges put against him.

EXACTLY. Hey polly I'm a WOMAN with a child to raise and feed alone and they cut my ebt off back in February. This whale gets to eat for free and then has the gall to beg for money online. I've been mad enough about the animal abuse, but sincerely FUCK HER for how entitled she acts. Your family helps you so much more than most people's do. Go be fucking thankful you horrid sack of shit.

That last tweet, oooh, that grinds my gears.

If someone's in genuine need and I'm in a better position than they are, I'll give them anything I have to spare, because shit is hard right now for everyone.

Provided they aren't an ill-mannered, animal neglecting, all-around miserable cunt like Polly.

Not sure if this is your situation but being the working poor fucking SUCKS. Polly would seriously die being in that bracket where you are struggling to make ends meet yet somehow make too much to get any sort of assistances. Polly is the type of person that makes people hate the people who genuinely need the assistance.

Hang in there, fam.

I have no problem with the poor themselves. I, like most people in this thread, am poor and disabled. I’ll probably always be financially disadvantaged but I try my best.

The problem with people like Polly is that she’s always living above her means, gets so much help already as it is yet is greedy enough to grift for more, and never trying to improve herself. Her Facebook mentions experience at a call center. Why can’t she do something at home like that? She already always bitches on Twitter. I’ve known and encountered people too handicapped to do even data entry. Polissa is not that handicapped. Most remote jobs also provide you with a work tablet or laptop too. Just don’t use it to watch Netflix all day, hon.

OT but oh my god???? I genuinely never expected anyone to recognize it.

Generally roads near where they live aren't well maintained asides from drivability (if you aren't in SC. In that case kiss your suspension goodbye). Usually it's just poorly maintained grass covered in garbage and god knows what, or kudzu.

OT but kudzu isn’t as bad in my area as it used to be since construction has soared. I don’t know how bad it is in Florence-Muscle Shoals, but Polly and Josh live literally behind greek housing according to Google Maps. Rural bumfuck af Alabama though? Definitely a hazard.

You also reminded me of that time that a guy went missing and he was found later under feet of kudzu. Only reason he was even found was because of the smell. So
uh. Thanks for that.

 

[Spliongus]

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@Null, this lolcow is impugning your website’s honor.

lmao, we'd still have more people on this site at any given time than people even viewing your tweets #YeastyPoll

 

[Montage]

another "no help has come" post
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Hi, Polissa?
No one wants to fucking help, help yourself.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Hi, Polissa?
No one wants to fucking help, help yourself.

As I’ve said, god helps those that help themselves. Or, if you want to be super secular with your sayings, you need to earn your happy ending. Polissa gets so much help as it is from the government and her family.

One example. If her cousin isn’t charging her money to “borrow” that car to put back to insurance or maintenance then I’d be astonished. My family members have bought and inherited cars from each other and every single time money (I’m talking hundreds to a thousand bucks) was exchanged along with the title. If she isn’t bullshitting then she has some hella generous family. And if she’s not bullshitting then I am angry on her naïve family’s behalf. She is taking advantage of their kindness. Maybe even scamming them since they don’t appear to know of her grifting. Toady Josh is a squealer though so maybe it’s only a matter of time.

Something something karmic debt and I don’t know hot pockets

 

[Montage]

As I’ve said, god helps those that help themselves. Or, if you want to be super secular with your sayings, you need to earn your happy ending. Polissa gets so much help as it is from the government and her family.

One example. If her cousin isn’t charging her money to “borrow” that car to put back to insurance or maintenance then I’d be astonished. My family members have bought and inherited cars from each other and every single time money (I’m talking hundreds to a thousand bucks) was exchanged along with the title. If she isn’t bullshitting then she has some hella generous family. And if she’s not bullshitting then I am angry on her naïve family’s behalf. She is taking advantage of their kindness. Maybe even scamming them since they don’t appear to know of her grifting. Toady Josh is a squealer though so maybe it’s only a matter of time.

Something something karmic debt and I don’t know hot pockets

I just think it's disgusting that she feels like she's so self entitled so she just .. Expects it. I hate the way she comes across, she sounds smug.

She reminds me of one of those troons who demands things because they were born in the wrong body, so helping them will totally help you but really it does fuck all but hold off their e-begging for another day or so.

Her family just seems to accept her madness now, they probably steer clear or ask politely if shes taken her medication when she's manic.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Of course she hasn't taken her medication. Pills make her tummy feel owie.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Definitely on the side of the family has no idea she's bugging strangers for cash handouts.

You have to wonder if the family knows about the animal hoard as well. Do they know that when they told Polly she could use Great Aunt Wilma's trailer they were also inviting a whole pack of cats, a dog and a snake she refuses to clean up after or care for? Not that the trailer's value has much further to fall.

 

[Fupa Control]

Taking it another step, a helmet, lock, pump and spare tubes cost less than a month’s insurance premium. A lot of college towns have co-ops where you can borrow tools and use their workspace for free. Shitty fat bike clones have trickled down to the big box stores, converting them into mopeds is very popular among alcoholics here. The police have too much shit to do and can’t stop them. Make a whole ass project of it and they could probably eek out six months of grifting over it. God, why don’t these cows ever appreciate the free advice they get here?

Spoiler: Edgy cyclist opinion

Personally I dislike urban biking infrastructure because I consider it a ghetto (in the original sense of the word) but traffic is no place for the inexperienced or poorly conditioned. Years spent on highway jobs have taught me that high visibility gear only works on drivers who already give a shit. Case in point, I once visited a relative living in one of those rich intentional neighborhood developments with boutique shopping and restaurants in the center (not sure if I’m using the correct term). I saw a twelve year old riding around the streets on a Cervelo with no helmet. To his parents someone hitting their child and his $5,000 bike must be completely inconceivable.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Goddamn these people are stupid.

Yes! We are all our avatards!! I am actually a real dancing ferret. I will join with the Raccoon Federations to take over the world!! Bring us all your socks and cat foodz!! We will soak them in your oppressive bird baths and dine on your sadness of hip pain. We will smoke all you weeds! We will proclaim our victory with the sound of tub trumpets!! Bow to your furry banded masters!!

You say that, but I've always imagined you as a real dancing ferret

Hi, Polissa?
No one wants to fucking help, help yourself.

I do! Offer of a bike in return for a new season of Mobility Mary at least once a week for a year. I may be drunk and have to explain to my partner why I ordered a bike, go pro, and maybe one of those little bike trailers for a fat Alabama woman, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice. Any one of you would