Aug 9 2022 - Continuance on Grand Jury, defense filed motion for autism disorder deferred disposition

[ICametoLurk]

On the other hand however, surely this will mean that he will be legally required to live in some sort of supervised capacity?

No one is gonna pay money for someone to babysit an autistic redneck who fucks his mom.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

He's called the Teflon Tard for a reason

 

[I swear she's 18]

If Virginia legitimately believes that austists are so incapable of parsing right from wrong that they can't be held accountable for anything, then upon diagnosis they should immediately be permanently locked away for the benefit of society as a whole.

Like I said in the previous thread. They are just as mentally retarded and inbred as Chris. Of course they would not punish their own kind.

Also, I'd like to say once more:

Looks like Heilberg had played us all. He gamed the system by forcing the hand of the prosecutors knowing if the plea deal falls out. The prosecutors would have to indict and move onto a felony case. Which it seems they've played right into his trap card and why he sent Chris to the mental hospital to be looked at. It wasn't to test for mental competency so he could aid in his defense. It was to build his defense and use the tism with a deferred sentencing. Of course, once Chris is set free to go forth and rape other elderly mothers. It's no skin off his teeth. Well played Heilberg, well played. This is in the instance the prosecution does not fight back or if Chris somehow doesn't fuck it up, but who knows. It's been a wild ride and CWC always keeps surprising us in ways we wouldn't even see coming.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

There is always the possibility that the autism defense can be denied, in which case it will go back to grand jury....in October.

Insha'allah, let it be so!

 

[Sperghetti]

They had a year, including an extended stay at the nut house. I understand that’s just how these things are, and how bogged down the system is, especially these days, but it is still frustrating to watch.

Although it is kinda’ funny to imagine they’re just avoiding him on purpose.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Well he did know it was illegal. IIRC in 2016 he made a lot of hubbub about a mother and son being arrested for incest. So he can’t claim ignorance on that count.
So he knows its illegal, he knows it would garner a negative reaction, I’d say that’s as close as you can get Chris to seeing something as morally wrong.

Reference, plz? (No, seriously, it would genuinely be useful.)

 

[Ass Johnson]

No one is gonna pay money for someone to babysit an autistic redneck who fucks his mom.

The taxpayer will foot the bill. If there's any justice, his tugboat will be thoroughly garnished for the cost of room and board at a home. Which will leave him with two options: e-begging, or (the fucking unthinkable) get a god damn job.

 

[Nuns with guns]

As retarded as this is, if he walks out free at least he'll be homeless, right?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Being an alternate juror is a real cocktease of an assignment. It has all the tedium of being a juror with none of the fun of deliberation or the satisfaction of convicting the defendant (or acquitting him). Major legal blue balls.

They don't get to go to deliberation, but up until that point they're just like any other juror. They can still interact by submitting written questions to the court, thus providing valuable indirect input to the court and to other jurors.

Insightful alternates can actually have a big impact on a case, even if they don't make the final decision.

I believe Christorians can still attend and take notes in the gallery. It's better than nothing. Any volunteers?

In the unlikely event of a trial, the farms should send their best sketch autist.

@Pointless Sperg can we get your insight on this?

Still digesting this. Looks like the prosecution simply didn't present to the grand jury while they dealt with Heilberg's request, though it's possible the grand jury did something unusual and asked for more information.

It could also be that they didn't bother because Chris is going to waive indictment.

I don't have a good answer, as much as I wish I had psychic powers like Chris.

Fucking hell, at this rate Chris will end up serving life by continuance.

Some people do. Plenty of defendants have died during multi-year cases. There's zero chance of that happening in Chris's case though, unless he forces the matter by hastening his transition to CWCville.

I'm not a lawyer and I understand very little about court proceedings but how do you get a continuance at a grand jury trial?

Is the states evidence so weak they can't file charges against a retard?

It's not a trial. All the grand jury does is hears the evidence and says "Yes, you can prosecute the motherfucker."

In this case it looks like they either didn't hear the evidence because the prosecutor delayed it, or they had more questions. If they'd rejected it, it would have said "NO BILL".

This retardness makes me want to shoot myself

It's not, from what we know. Chris got deferred and will go to pretrial. If he's lucky it'll (the pretrial) be the groundwork for his probation. If God exists it would be the prosecution fighting back to make sure he goes to prison because he can't keep getting away with this. Looks like that Jury was just as retarded and inbred as Chris. Or were the same people as Casey's. Hence the continuance (He's indicted, as it was previously stated earlier, but amended to deferred) and from the looks. They're pushing it out because the court has better things to do than deal with a retarded motherfucker with a god complex.

They can't do prelim in circuit court without the charges being approved. Either that hearing is going to be canceled, or Chris is going to waive indictment. If he waives indictment that 100% means a plea agreement is happening immediately.

EDIT: Or the hearing has some other purpose and it's just labeled that way.

EDIT 2: Reading again, I'm retarded, and it looks like it was intended for a request from Heilberg for deferred disposition due to autism, which would be a best-case outcome for Chris (I've pointed out before how lucky Chris is that that statute came into effect when it did). He'll have to waive indictment for that to happen though, otherwise there's no felony disposition to defer.

Unless the circuit court does something really weird and gives deferred disposition on a misdemeanor, which is something district courts are supposed to do, but circuit court can do as well.

My guess is Chris will waive indictment.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Reference, plz? (No, seriously, it would genuinely be useful.)

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#Incestuous_Thoughts

 

[Snusmumriken]

I knew I should have knocked on that wood.

 

[Mason Verger]

though it's possible the grand jury did something unusual and asked for more information.

I’ve read an entire Chris wiki and have posted to a Chris forum for years. I didn’t even get jury pay to do it.

I think we can all relate to them saying “hold up.. this shits kinda fascinating. I’m gonna need more time”

 

[billywitchdoctor.com]

Ah gotcha, fair enough. So I'm guessing there is a big chance he might actually just walk with probation now?

It seems that way to me. Honestly, unless they can convict him of rape he'll most likely walk pretty soon.

Autism - Is there anything it can’t get Chris out of?

His guardian sonichu always watching over him - autism

So what exactly happens now? We know Chris is banned from 14bc?

He will have to find somewhere else to go. Barb may end up moving in with her other family giving the tard 14 bc. We will just have to see.

Remember, this is the guy who had to speak to Null in code when he wanted to brag about porking his mommy, because he knew it was wrong and illegal. But yeah, he totally had no knowledge of right and wrong because of muh autism.

He is so fucking devious. He knows what he's doing and has all along, he uses his condition as a shield. He's a pos

He's called the Teflon Tard for a reason

I love that. That'll seriously have to be one of his nicknames when he gets out of this.

The taxpayer will foot the bill. If there's any justice, his tugboat will be thoroughly garnished for the cost of room and board at a home. Which will leave him with two options: e-begging, or (the fucking unthinkable) get a god damn job.

In a perfect world there would be some semblance of justice and he would have to get a job. Alas, the American taxpayer will end up footing the bill for his shenanigans.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This case is giving me the worst blue balls of my life.

 

[BrainProlapse]

The Teflon Tard pulling the Autism Card, it's just like old times

But with more incest/rape.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

That'll seriously have to be one of his nicknames when he gets out of this.

It has been since at least the Snyder case, if not earlier.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Unless I am missing something, there is no official documented diagnosis on Barbie-chan's mental capacity. So until they have that on record the case might not be as clear cut (in a purely legal manner) as we know it to be. That probably adds to the chaos of the negotiations between prosecution and defense. I do not envy either legal team.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh shit, I didn't realize there was such a thing as an actual autism defense. That seems dumb.

Well you guys, if all our activity here on The Farms ever comes back to bite us, I guess we all know how we can get out of it now at least.

 

[La Lengua De Mariposas]

To Autism! The cause of and solution to all of Chris Chan’s problems!

 

[Chazzed Up]

If autism is so crippling that it makes you rape your mom, he should never be allowed out of supervised custody again. It's only logical.