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Do it Steven. You totally read the thread.
Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
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Trollpatrol
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I think Boogie at the age of 48 has discovered swimming is quite nice
That's it, nothing to do with fitness
Let's hope he doesn't find out about international travel
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I'm so disappointed when I check this thread every month or two only to find out Boogie is still alive.
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Head on a beanbag.Boogie has posted his exercises he is doing, including walking in place to build "knee muscles" and his staring at my phone exercises:
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the idea of falling into a physical rut so deep that i need an anti-gravity chamber to start recovering makes me want to die. Fats are so monstrous
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The worse bit is he needs to be on his phone the entire time to get through it.
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Boogie's exercise doesn't mean much when he still has the same shitty eating habits. He might be doing some "cardio" for the moment but I bet that won't last more than a couple of months (and that's being generous) before he slips back into laying in bed all day and eating fast food and drink sodas. If Boogie doesn't address his eating issues, he'll never lose significant weight nor improve his already deteriorating health. I think these are his last years when he's still mobile. He's pushing 50 and there's no turning back, his body will only get weaker and his joints will give up on him. Time to bang some hookers on the wallmart scooter boogers.
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Sure, a maximum of three posts per page then. There is something hilarious about Boogie that is astounding.
There was only one video where he was actually swimming, and his technique was very poor.
I guess being featured at Retropalooza is easy
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1. Knee muscles huh? Did you use those knee muscles to walk to the store to buy blinker fluid?
2. Him bragging that he stares at his phone in the pool has about as much self awareness as him uploading a video of him eating ice cream on the way to the gym.
3. Also, that's not cardio Boogie, that's called "basic human function", you might as well call wearing your CPAP machine "breathing exersises".
2. Him bragging that he stares at his phone in the pool has about as much self awareness as him uploading a video of him eating ice cream on the way to the gym.
3. Also, that's not cardio Boogie, that's called "basic human function", you might as well call wearing your CPAP machine "breathing exersises".
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YaBoi
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Not even clickbait is working 
I was gonna say that clickbaiting was Boogie's best bet at getting views but even that's failed.
Here's some stats from checking his Socialblade:
When you look at his content, he just spams whatever is working until it stops getting "good" views. Case in point, his "story time" series:
First one did well, the second one did even better and then the third one fizzled. Hence, Boogie pulls the plug. He would've spammed those videos for an eternity if they all broke 100K views.
Francis! Boy does Boogie love going through his Francis phases. No matter how many times he retires the character without saying anything, Francis always makes a return:
He's recently discovered that clickbaiting his audience is the best way to get "good" views, and so he tried it. Unfortunately for him, no one gives a shit about his MTG content which you think he would've learned after the August 5th video:
(NOTE: The "weight loss" video was meant to be a big view grabber in a similar vein to his "I'm 400lbs I need your help" video from last year)
Actually, I was wrong. People once upon a time did give a shit about his MTG unboxings:
I've noticed that he repeatedly makes the same videos year after year, month after month:
Wtf is with the title for his one? "Coming Clean and telling the boogie2988 Weight Loss"??? Did you forget the word "truth" there Booger? I also like how he throws "weight loss" into his video titles as if he's lost any weight since the start of 2020.
He also spends a good amount of time remaking, rehashing or reacting to old content of his.
It's so lazy. It's like when an artist releases a "Best of" record because they're contractually obliged to but they haven't released anything new or good recently. Or perhaps they're remastering a record of theirs from 20 years ago.
He's got no idea what to do at this point. If something did remotely well in the past, he tries it again a few months later when he's desperate. I am convinced that he doesn't want to dip below 1,000,000 views in a single month. Any time he gets dangerously close, he either pulls out the big guns or spams content.
He will need to live for at least another 6 years to see his channel hit 1 billion views at the current rate it's going.
- He exonerated his sister of raping him by claiming he was gaslit by hisbrother mother
- He claimed that his mom raped him for years before saying that all she did was kick him in the balls. He called that statutory rape because he's a retarded professional victim
- He stole his sister's story of being raped by their dad and placed himself in the starring role
There was no rape or sexual abuse during Boogie's childhood. He got kicked in the nuts and yes that's assault, not sexual assault. It certainly isn't rape or molestation. I also doubt that even happened because it's Boogie telling the story. He cried online for 2 decades about his mom's abuse towards him and only decided to throw his dad into the spotlight in 2019? Yeah I don't buy his claims on the dad abuse at all.
He does have a weird fixation with pedophilia though. He's probably attracted to teens in the 13-16 range.
I was gonna say that clickbaiting was Boogie's best bet at getting views but even that's failed.
Here's some stats from checking his Socialblade:
Stats from his 50 most recent videos:
1/50 have cracked 100K
15/50 have cracked 50K
11/50 have cracked 40K
11/50 have cracked 30K
7/50 have cracked 20K
4/50 have cracked 10K
1/50 is under 10K
So that means 34 out of his 50 most recent videos haven't cracked 50K views. From these numbers it appears he is averaging around the 30-40K mark with views.
I've taken many screenshots of his Socialblade during my time on The Farms, so here are some comparative numbers from years past:
In 2020, anything under 50K was bad (2 videos). By the time 2021 rolled around, anything under 30K was bad (1 video). If you check the numbers I posted for his 2022 stats, you can see that 12 videos have failed to crack 30K. Anything under 20K used to be diabolical. This is now happening with 1 in every 10 uploads.
1/50 have cracked 100K
15/50 have cracked 50K
11/50 have cracked 40K
11/50 have cracked 30K
7/50 have cracked 20K
4/50 have cracked 10K
1/50 is under 10K
So that means 34 out of his 50 most recent videos haven't cracked 50K views. From these numbers it appears he is averaging around the 30-40K mark with views.
I've taken many screenshots of his Socialblade during my time on The Farms, so here are some comparative numbers from years past:
In 2020, anything under 50K was bad (2 videos). By the time 2021 rolled around, anything under 30K was bad (1 video). If you check the numbers I posted for his 2022 stats, you can see that 12 videos have failed to crack 30K. Anything under 20K used to be diabolical. This is now happening with 1 in every 10 uploads.
When you look at his content, he just spams whatever is working until it stops getting "good" views. Case in point, his "story time" series:
First one did well, the second one did even better and then the third one fizzled. Hence, Boogie pulls the plug. He would've spammed those videos for an eternity if they all broke 100K views.
Francis! Boy does Boogie love going through his Francis phases. No matter how many times he retires the character without saying anything, Francis always makes a return:
Speaking of Francis, here are some past examples that I screenshot of the above pattern:
2021:
What happened to Francis videos?
Francis is back!
2020:
Francis returned and then one video did well, so he spammed Francis for Nov/Dec of 2020. It's too bad that he only got views because everyone was waiting for their new consoles to arrive.
2021:
What happened to Francis videos?
Francis is back!
2020:
Francis returned and then one video did well, so he spammed Francis for Nov/Dec of 2020. It's too bad that he only got views because everyone was waiting for their new consoles to arrive.
He's recently discovered that clickbaiting his audience is the best way to get "good" views, and so he tried it. Unfortunately for him, no one gives a shit about his MTG content which you think he would've learned after the August 5th video:
(NOTE: The "weight loss" video was meant to be a big view grabber in a similar vein to his "I'm 400lbs I need your help" video from last year)
Actually, I was wrong. People once upon a time did give a shit about his MTG unboxings:
I've noticed that he repeatedly makes the same videos year after year, month after month:
Wtf is with the title for his one? "Coming Clean and telling the boogie2988 Weight Loss"??? Did you forget the word "truth" there Booger? I also like how he throws "weight loss" into his video titles as if he's lost any weight since the start of 2020.
He also spends a good amount of time remaking, rehashing or reacting to old content of his.
It's so lazy. It's like when an artist releases a "Best of" record because they're contractually obliged to but they haven't released anything new or good recently. Or perhaps they're remastering a record of theirs from 20 years ago.
He's got no idea what to do at this point. If something did remotely well in the past, he tries it again a few months later when he's desperate. I am convinced that he doesn't want to dip below 1,000,000 views in a single month. Any time he gets dangerously close, he either pulls out the big guns or spams content.
He will need to live for at least another 6 years to see his channel hit 1 billion views at the current rate it's going.
Put yourself in a Boogie fan's shoes. Firstly, you are now retarded. But secondly, what would you be after? Francis videos? Gaming content? Political takes? Gameplay videos? MTG unboxings? Personal content? Trending topics? His content is a rudderless mixed bag where any of the above content isn't interesting and there's thousands of creators who do it better.
Anyone left at this point just watches because they've been a fan since they were a kid or have been subscribed for X amount of years. You would be hard-pressed to find many new Boogie fans from the 2019 onwards. What would have drawn them to his channel? He is very much not the loveable Mr.Rogers character he played before. Francis is 10 years past his use-by date. Gaming content? What gaming content? There is none. If I wanted to watch MTG content, I certainly wouldn't subscribe to a channel which uploads MTG content once out of every 25 uploads.
The only people left are morons or people similar to Boogie. He doesn't collaborate with others and is actively hurting his reputation within the community by starting fights with them. His detractor community is literally just The Farms at this point. Yes, there are a couple of channels which talk about him sometimes, but he doesn't have anywhere near the dedicated channels like Wings or DSP who actively reupload or discuss their content. Boogie is infinitely less amusing than those two and 10X more infuriating. This is obvious from the random users you see popping in on here from time to time who check in to see if he's dead yet.
Killing Sam and Tolki didn't really achieve much apart from move the userbase to here. Watch any recent 3rd party videos about him, read the comments and the overwhelming consensus is that most viewers hate Boogie and are aware of his shitty behavior. This goes for Reddit threads and any time Boogie gets retweeted and called out on Twitter. I had a large archive of examples before I accidentally deleted everything.
All that he can do moving forward is clickbait and hope to trick people into watching his content but that will grind on his dedicated fans after a while and won't attract new viewers.
I plan on making a megathread about this topic when I've got enough saved material again (tbh this post is getting lengthy as it is...) but he should've done what other creators did who had 15 minutes of fame. I think of creators like Laina:
You remember her right? The Overly Attached Girlfriend:
She went viral from making a video playing a character, then made another viral video and decided to run with it before creating content as herself, only occasionally referencing her character every now and again. As you can see from the first screenshot, she obviously gave up about 5 years ago and the uploads dropped off drastically as she lost her passion for the channel. Her reasons ranged from depression, moving on from that period of her life and having other things to look forward to.
I highlight that last part because this is what Boogie lacks. Nothing else going on in his life. Therefore he is destined to grind out the years, months and weeks until he starts phoning in even lower tier content that barely break 10K views. His life since the late 90's has been internet, internet, internet. He brings his fucking phone into the swimming pool, like come on
Being internet famous is everything to him. He feels a sense of importance every single time he holds that phone out in front of his face and hits "record". He knows some of his drones will watch and give him an asspat or two. Losing his relevance and audience eats away at him each and every day and he has no idea how to win it all back.
Boogie will not be one of those athletes, Youtubers or TV shows that finishes on a high. His next viral video will be his final video, the last one he uploads before he dies.
Anyone left at this point just watches because they've been a fan since they were a kid or have been subscribed for X amount of years. You would be hard-pressed to find many new Boogie fans from the 2019 onwards. What would have drawn them to his channel? He is very much not the loveable Mr.Rogers character he played before. Francis is 10 years past his use-by date. Gaming content? What gaming content? There is none. If I wanted to watch MTG content, I certainly wouldn't subscribe to a channel which uploads MTG content once out of every 25 uploads.
The only people left are morons or people similar to Boogie. He doesn't collaborate with others and is actively hurting his reputation within the community by starting fights with them. His detractor community is literally just The Farms at this point. Yes, there are a couple of channels which talk about him sometimes, but he doesn't have anywhere near the dedicated channels like Wings or DSP who actively reupload or discuss their content. Boogie is infinitely less amusing than those two and 10X more infuriating. This is obvious from the random users you see popping in on here from time to time who check in to see if he's dead yet.
Killing Sam and Tolki didn't really achieve much apart from move the userbase to here. Watch any recent 3rd party videos about him, read the comments and the overwhelming consensus is that most viewers hate Boogie and are aware of his shitty behavior. This goes for Reddit threads and any time Boogie gets retweeted and called out on Twitter. I had a large archive of examples before I accidentally deleted everything.
All that he can do moving forward is clickbait and hope to trick people into watching his content but that will grind on his dedicated fans after a while and won't attract new viewers.
I plan on making a megathread about this topic when I've got enough saved material again (tbh this post is getting lengthy as it is...) but he should've done what other creators did who had 15 minutes of fame. I think of creators like Laina:
You remember her right? The Overly Attached Girlfriend:
She went viral from making a video playing a character, then made another viral video and decided to run with it before creating content as herself, only occasionally referencing her character every now and again. As you can see from the first screenshot, she obviously gave up about 5 years ago and the uploads dropped off drastically as she lost her passion for the channel. Her reasons ranged from depression, moving on from that period of her life and having other things to look forward to.
I highlight that last part because this is what Boogie lacks. Nothing else going on in his life. Therefore he is destined to grind out the years, months and weeks until he starts phoning in even lower tier content that barely break 10K views. His life since the late 90's has been internet, internet, internet. He brings his fucking phone into the swimming pool, like come on
Being internet famous is everything to him. He feels a sense of importance every single time he holds that phone out in front of his face and hits "record". He knows some of his drones will watch and give him an asspat or two. Losing his relevance and audience eats away at him each and every day and he has no idea how to win it all back.Boogie will not be one of those athletes, Youtubers or TV shows that finishes on a high. His next viral video will be his final video, the last one he uploads before he dies.
By his own admission, he was never raped or molested.
- He exonerated his sister of raping him by claiming he was gaslit by his
- He claimed that his mom raped him for years before saying that all she did was kick him in the balls. He called that statutory rape because he's a retarded professional victim
- He stole his sister's story of being raped by their dad and placed himself in the starring role
There was no rape or sexual abuse during Boogie's childhood. He got kicked in the nuts and yes that's assault, not sexual assault. It certainly isn't rape or molestation. I also doubt that even happened because it's Boogie telling the story. He cried online for 2 decades about his mom's abuse towards him and only decided to throw his dad into the spotlight in 2019? Yeah I don't buy his claims on the dad abuse at all.
He does have a weird fixation with pedophilia though. He's probably attracted to teens in the 13-16 range.
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YaBois post aren't quotable so....
What would I do if I was Boogie? Try truly new content and hire a professional editor. Run raw footage through them and take feedback seriously.
I would try my hand in "reaction" videos like popular viral memes and clips. Mostly focus on the gaming community and MtG, maybe even hire actual talented writers to write some Boogie and Francis sketches. Boogie isn't a funny guy but other editors and writers are.
Boogie is sitting on a 4 million sub channel and isn't trying with it sadly.
What would I do if I was Boogie? Try truly new content and hire a professional editor. Run raw footage through them and take feedback seriously.
I would try my hand in "reaction" videos like popular viral memes and clips. Mostly focus on the gaming community and MtG, maybe even hire actual talented writers to write some Boogie and Francis sketches. Boogie isn't a funny guy but other editors and writers are.
Boogie is sitting on a 4 million sub channel and isn't trying with it sadly.
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He should show up to the convention like this. At least people could use a good laugh
.On another note, I remember when Francis said "Suck it, nerds!" How ironic...
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@YaBoi post "I highlight that last part because this is what Boogie lacks. Nothing else going on in his life. Therefore he is destined to grind out the years, months and weeks until he starts phoning in even lower tier content that barely break 10K views."
This is the reason why Boogie has been going through an identity crisis: he's never known who he is and has no idea who he wants to be. And why would we blame him? He's never accomplished anything at all, nothing to show for being alive 50 years, he's pushed everyone away that was kind enough to develop a relationship with him whether it be professionally or personally. So there's no real barometer to base any future accomplishments on because he has nothing to compare it to.
The only driving force I've seen from him is just getting through the day, morbidly obese people don't think long term, they figure out what to do to kill time until the next snack or two and then crash out for a nap. As an ex fatass who was going nowhere in life for a short time, I can say I recognize what mindset he has easily, problem is he's been in it for close to half a century and done nothing about it.
This is the reason why Boogie has been going through an identity crisis: he's never known who he is and has no idea who he wants to be. And why would we blame him? He's never accomplished anything at all, nothing to show for being alive 50 years, he's pushed everyone away that was kind enough to develop a relationship with him whether it be professionally or personally. So there's no real barometer to base any future accomplishments on because he has nothing to compare it to.
The only driving force I've seen from him is just getting through the day, morbidly obese people don't think long term, they figure out what to do to kill time until the next snack or two and then crash out for a nap. As an ex fatass who was going nowhere in life for a short time, I can say I recognize what mindset he has easily, problem is he's been in it for close to half a century and done nothing about it.
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To be honest I don't even think his sister was raped by their dad either, I think he also claimed she was gang raped in the foster system but this is after retcon that she ran away....
I just don't believe any of it. Even when something is backed up by one of his siblings it always feels like they've been coerced into agreeing or are quietly trying to tell him he's gone too far (like his story about his mom stabbing his sister, I believe his brother "reminded" him it was an accident, which to me says it didn't happen, but his brother is too nice to call him out publicly).
We know Boogie has no problem stealing stories and making them his own, we also know he has no problem throwing his family (especially the women in his family) under the bus to play victim, so I'm not saying it's impossible they are his sister's stories, but to me they just stink of backpedaling when he's been caught lying but still trying to further the illusion that his childhood was one of abuse and blood.
I guess I just don't see anything more credible in his latest version of events than in his last, and the last he even admits is a lie.
Side note: Boogie is the only youtuber I know who can admit to lying about being raped and still get invited back as a guest at cons. He's actually lucky he's not more popular or people would be at his throat for it.
Edit: Didn't Boogie also say his sister was in prison for 10 years? Feels like that should be easy to verify.
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To be honest I don't even think his sister was raped by their dad either, I think he also claimed she was gang raped in the foster system but this is after retcon that she ran away....
I just don't believe any of it. Even when something is backed up by one of his siblings it always feels like they've been coerced into agreeing or are quietly trying to tell him he's gone too far (like his story about his mom stabbing his sister, I believe his brother "reminded" him it was an accident, which to me says it didn't happen, but his brother is too nice to call him out publicly).
We know Boogie has no problem stealing stories and making them his own, we also know he has no problem throwing his family (especially the women in his family) under the bus to play victim, so I'm not saying it's impossible they are his sister's stories, but to me they just stink of backpedaling when he's been caught lying but still trying to further the illusion that his childhood was one of abuse and blood.
I guess I just don't see anything more credible in his latest version of events than in his last, and the last he even admits is a lie.
Side note: Boogie is the only youtuber I know who can admit to lying about being raped and still get invited back as a guest at cons. He's actually lucky he's not more popular or people would be at his throat for it.
Edit: Didn't Boogie also say his sister was in prison for 10 years? Feels like that should be easy to verify.
Edit 2: Nevermind
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You're right. Everything, absolutely everything he says needs to be taken with the tiniest grain of salt. This includes details like his sister's alleged abuse.
Damn, how tf did my dumb ass not pick that one up? I had that saved in my old Autism Folder as well but it didn't click. I guess on some level I assumed she got off her charges but that's ridiculous. It's simply another case of Boogie using someone else's story, exaggerating it, lying about it and then retconning or disregarding what was previously said. I think those two tweets are great examples of how Boogie plays on people's emotions with his use of words and subject matter. His sister is like, 7 years older than him (maybe less) and she's apparently going to die in prison? Lol this guy...
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