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[Alcoholism]

Too much porn and the cultural assumption that "six feet" is the baseline height for men.

Always wild going to museums and the like, seeing sarcophagi of kings centuries ago and I'm literally twice their fucking size. Like, dude was 4 foot 11 and 80 pounds soaking wet but was the warrior king.

Basically “computer programmers” back then were a secretarial job that didn’t involve any of what today would be considered computer programming.

I don't know enough about it but it seems like you're leaving out the significant work women did in the actual calculation part. Not sure how that ties into punch cards, or if this is pre computer/punch card, but dozens of women in a room with mechanical calculators, pencil and paper just crunching numbers all day was the norm.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Spoiler: more weeb shit

Can confirm on automatic translations using male/female pronouns at random.

I'm not fluent in Japanese, but I know a little bit, and from what I could make out, Bridget uses "uchi" to refer to himself, which is primarily used in Kansai dialect, and is primarily used by women and children. But I distinctly remember hearing it from non-faggy, "normal" men in media as well. He is voiced by a female though, a very feminine sounding one at that. Which makes sense since he needs to be stealth to avoid getting murdered or exiled. So my bet would be Western woketardism on making him trans.

Again, not fluent, so if I got anything wrong, happy to be corrected.

Japanese does absolutely have gendered third person pronouns, although they were only introduced in the Meiji-period to be able to translate Western literature.
"Kare" = "he" "Kanojo"= "she".
From what I know, it's much more common to use the person's name though, they are also quite finicky when it comes to the use of "you", in a polite context they mostly avoid to adress you that way. So a store clerk would not use "anata" "you"; but would always adress you with "honoured customer" "okyaku-san/-sama".

Also, the first-person pronouns are technically not gendered in themselves. It's more about a scale of tone and humbleness, and hierarchy between you and your conversation partner.

Yes, in casual, everyday speech you hear women using "watashi"/"atashi" and males using "ore", but if a male talks to a superior and uses formal speech, he would also use "watashi" or the more humble "boku".
A young guy talking to his friends using "watashi" probably would sound faggy or overly formal to them, though. Atashi is used by young girls to sound cutesy, and in media, flamboyant, effeminate men use it as well (Sylvando from Dragon Quest 11, or some okama from the Yakuza-series) Our western troons definitely would go for atashi this atashi that.

One example for a male using "watashi" in the formal context all the time would be Joon-Gi Han from Yakuza 6. While he looks like a KPOP soft boy, he's definitely not effeminate or faggy.

TL;DR Japanese doesn't have gendered words, but gendered usage.

Adding on to this: anime isn't real life. Souseiseki from Rozen Maiden presents as boyish, but is clearly meant to be a girl (as much as a doll can be), and uses boku all the time to refer to herself. Let's not forget Kino from Kino's Journey who does the same thing.

 

[David Glowie]

Always wild going to museums and the like, seeing sarcophagi of kings centuries ago and I'm literally twice their fucking size. Like, dude was 4 foot 11 and 80 pounds soaking wet but was the warrior king.

Suits of armour too. This was an elite fighting man, and he was tiny!

But there really is an idea in the US and UK that 6' is the benchmark male height. In this amusing post using OK Cupid data you can see that everyone adds a few inches to their height, but shorter men tend to specifically add enough to round them up to 6'.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I don't know enough about it but it seems like you're leaving out the significant work women did in the actual calculation part. Not sure how that ties into punch cards, or if this is pre computer/punch card, but dozens of women in a room with mechanical calculators, pencil and paper just crunching numbers all day was the norm.

Spoiler: 'Spergin'

He is being extremely flippant with his descriptions, especially given the fact that a lot of modern day programmers are basically assembly line workers with barely any ability to troubleshoot the code they assemble.

Why is cooking a feminine activity, but most professional chefs are male?

Why was brewing beer a traditionally female activity until about 150 years ago when the first large industrial breweries were opened by men, at which point it becomes (and remains) male dominated?

When there's significant money to be made, men drive women out as competition. Social mores shift to accommodate.

I'm not ever trying to make some feminist talking point here, it's just a process that you see repeat itself over and over since the industrial revolution started. It's not really all that surprising either, men are more prone to competitiveness and part of that is eliminating competitors where possible. Why not gatekeep? Every trade guild or union that ever existed has understood that principle.

- So much of transbianism is literally just Chris Chan's "I hate most MALES" beliefs

- Wasn't this one begging for 50,000$ for surgery?

Yes trans people are deffo the only people with body image issues lol.

Or they think reality should.

Well the important thing is to consoom the right products. Don't play games you enjoy, play games that signify your wokeness.

 

[RamblinRosie]

The Germans tried that with serial killer & rapist troon Wolfgang Schmidt, who then raped another rapist troon he was placed with. ~Just transgirl things~


Found this TIF fantasist posting Tumblr fiction on Reddit:

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And then everyone clapped.
So what does this little guy look like?
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She's hyperflexing her elbow. Fucking lol.

TBF in that pic she looks like a little boy at first glance.

There's a weird age around 11-14 when kids can easily look like the opposite gender based on clothing and hair choices. When puperty properly kicks in though (and why so many of them want to delay it) the differences are painfully apparent.

If this story is isn't just straight up fanfic, then the poor girl is probably going to struggle with PCOS and they should check & treat her for that, not some delusion she's living in mentally.

- So much of transbianism is literally just Chris Chan's "I hate most MALES" beliefs

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- Wasn't this one begging for 50,000$ for surgery?

That's why you're broke. Idiots.

 

[Chuck]

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Well the important thing is to consoom the right products. Don't play games you enjoy, play games that signify your wokeness.

OMG BRIDGET'S JUST LIKE ME. THIS MAKES ME SO HORNY GENDER EUPHORIC. MUST CONSOOM.

 

[Alcoholism]

Kinda funny tho.

Current culture war is that people are forced to be trans and that being trans satisfies a sexual urge.

So maybe not transing someone who was more or less fap material for horny dudes in the closet and who had an entire story line about them being forced to be a woman when they didn't wan to.

But thats none of my business.

 

[Chuck]

In retrospect, Bridget shares a lot of similarities with David Reimer. They're both male, were raised as women due to the superstitions of some lunatic, had a twin brother who was born and raised male, tried to reclaim their masculinity, etc. Just waiting to see if Bridget goes the way of David Reimer or if he commits a true and honest troon 41%

 

[AssignedEva]

Nah, not psyops. It's too insane. I could barely follow the story; too many characters and "plot lines". Truth is said to be stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense. Plus you've got all those other trannies going "yep, that's about right". I could be wrong, but I think a terf op would pick something other than a tranny commune story. There's so many other ways to make them sound batshit.

This is exactly what it would be like living with a million other cluster b drama addicts. Pure chaos and generally a nightmare for everyone involved. Or even with one cluster b person (source: trust me bro). The environment discussed there is my worst nightmare. I think it's a glimpse into literal hell fire.

I am getting some lulz out of her saying how incestuous the whole place was. She knew better than to shit where she eats, goes ahead and shits there, complains of her food now tasting like shit. Typical cluster b behavior.

Yeah I have absolutely set foot in this exact warehouse. If I had to guess, it'd be the Manor House warehouse district or somewhere in Hackney.

I'm surprised there's not more mention of ketamine and hosting undiscussed meetings for some sort of activism group, but maybe the kids do things differently these days. Frankly it's a miracle OP lasted as long as she did without drama, I'd assume there'd been spontaneous 3AM Wednesday "afterparties" (read: 4 drunk people stumbling in from a bar and putting on music) waking everyone up.

Kinda funny tho.

Current culture war is that people are forced to be trans and that being trans satisfies a sexual urge.

So maybe not transing someone who was more or less fap material for horny dudes in the closet and who had an entire story line about them being forced to be a woman when they didn't wan to.

But thats none of my business.

Forced sissification fetishes aside, there was a meme almost 20 years ago on 4chan about how "Everyone's gay for Bridget"

It kinda help kickstart that whole "trap" thing and probably contributed to some of the current batch of troons. I guess it's apt it came full circle.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Forced sissification fetishes aside, there was a meme almost 20 years ago on 4chan about how "Everyone's gay for Bridget"

It kinda help kickstart that whole "trap" thing and probably contributed to some of the current batch of troons. I guess it's apt it came full circle.

This pisses me off so much. That was a very special time in this skeksis' life when I was growing up and having a good time exploring the interwebs. Bridget was a good joke, and a good meme. Now I have to accept that all that time half the people on /b/ weren't just joking and actually wanted to be Bridget/fuck Bridget/both?

Fucking troons, stop ruining my good memories, fuck!

 

[pr3nt177]

Twitter

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

This pisses me off so much. That was a very special time in this skeksis' life when I was growing up and having a good time exploring the interwebs. Bridget was a good joke, and a good meme. Now I have to accept that all that time half the people on /b/ weren't just joking and actually wanted to be Bridget/fuck Bridget/both?

Fucking troons, stop ruining my good memories, fuck!

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My liege, I regret to inform you that 4chan and something awful were directly responsible for this plague of horny mongs. When one pretends to be retarded, one will attract the truly retarded in turn.

 

[Bees on Toast]

Yeah I have absolutely set foot in this exact warehouse. If I had to guess, it'd be the Manor House warehouse district or somewhere in Hackney.

I'm surprised there's not more mention of ketamine and hosting undiscussed meetings for some sort of activism group, but maybe the kids do things differently these days. Frankly it's a miracle OP lasted as long as she did without drama, I'd assume there'd been spontaneous 3AM Wednesday "afterparties" (read: 4 drunk people stumbling in from a bar and putting on music) waking everyone up.

Forced sissification fetishes aside, there was a meme almost 20 years ago on 4chan about how "Everyone's gay for Bridget"
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It kinda help kickstart that whole "trap" thing and probably contributed to some of the current batch of troons. I guess it's apt it came full circle.

Absolutely. Some of the people one of my friends has lived with are batshit crazy insane. We only really talk every once in a while, but whenever we do, she has some wild stories that I would assume are made up if I didn't know some of the people involved. None of those places were specifically for troons like this person is saying, but all of the worst ones have involved cluster b college-aged genderspecials. Just one cluster b cunt can do a lot of crazy shit, and when you have more than one in the same house, it escalates so fast. It's funny to watch if you don't have to be involved because it's always a shitshow. Add in some assorted drugs to make it even better.


Taint goo guy's latest dumb comments. I looked at the OP of the second post there but didn't see any pictures so I can't confirm or deny if he does, in fact, look very feminine like a girl??????? (this makes him so depressed!) My bet is on no.

 

[Fapcop]

Absolutely. Some of the people one of my friends has lived with are batshit crazy insane. We only really talk every once in a while, but whenever we do, she has some wild stories that I would assume are made up if I didn't know some of the people involved. None of those places were specifically for troons like this person is saying, but all of the worst ones have involved cluster b college-aged genderspecials. Just one cluster b cunt can do a lot of crazy shit, and when you have more than one in the same house, it escalates so fast. It's funny to watch if you don't have to be involved because it's always a shitshow. Add in some assorted drugs to make it even better.

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Taint goo guy's latest dumb comments. I looked at the OP of the second post there but didn't see any pictures so I can't confirm or deny if he does, in fact, look very feminine like a girl??????? (this makes him so depressed!) My bet is on no.

What kind of evil vagina-burying, gender-stealing procedure would cause “dark patches” on one thigh but not the other?!

Black magic?

 

[Monolith]

For non woke writers better no not include gender weirdos into anything until the troon insanity is over and yes, that might take 10 years or longer but it's simply not worth it.

I had an idea for a character in my book that was genderless because he had a birth defect. But then I just made him a man in the end. Yeah yeah I know "Write what you want to write" but it's not that simple. If your book gets translated into english then you might have a woke translator who changes your characters to troons without your consent. This is possible nowadays.

I'll admit, I've been thinking about writing something with an obvious bait tomboy side character, so if it gets adapted they don't fuck up any of the real main characters.

 

[Bees on Toast]

What kind of evil vagina-burying, gender-stealing procedure would cause “dark patches” on one thigh but not the other?!

Black magic?

He always talks about his "skin graft" so from what I've seen in the SRS thread I guess that's what he's going for.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Every trade guild or union that ever existed has understood that principle.

Problem is that today there are a lot of laws that essentially prevent guilds or the activities that guilds did, no matter if they were small scale or big scale. After all, you don't want a bunch of small no lifers to prevent the expansion of big companies, would you?

Now I have to accept that all that time half the people on /b/ weren't just joking and actually wanted to be Bridget/fuck Bridget/both?

At this point the anime to troon pipeline is pretty real. Not only because of Bridget, but also Ciel from Kuroshitsuji. Not only fujos lusted after sebastian, but i remember back in the day lots of guys lusted after Ciel (even tho she's a girl) they always saw her as a boy. I even remember some of the "Trap charts" that went around those times.

Not only porn, but many troons also got into it from Anime.

 

[RamblinRosie]

In retrospect, Bridget shares a lot of similarities with David Reimer. They're both male, were raised as women due to the superstitions of some lunatic, had a twin brother who was born and raised male, tried to reclaim their masculinity, etc. Just waiting to see if Bridget goes the way of David Reimer or if he commits a true and honest troon 41%

Art reflects reality reflects art

Youtube Recommended this to me today:

The FTM clocks the MTF instantly, but the dude thought he was passing so well no one could tell. Fakes outrage, but you can see is genuinely hurt. The woman soothes his feelings by assuring him that she could only tell because she's an FTM.

Guys reacts negatively at first (tone/body language) but then eases up and they share pre-transition photos of each other.

No time is spent talking about about real things couples on a blind date want to know, it becomes all about worshipping the ideology.

Kudos to the woman though, she looks exactly like a kpop star, so she's achieving 99% of western ftm fujoshi dreams I guess, Oli could never.

ETA: Apparently they both have very active youtube channels. Someone who speaks korean can investigate further if they like.

 

[Sprocket]

Lacking permission to create a thread, so this is going to be low-effort and just dumped here.

Meet Christopher John Forrest, from Austin Texas.

Twitch streamer to a total of two viewers, "genderfluid" true and honest stunning and brave woman, alleged zoophile, aspiring incest pedo-bait smut writer, self-proclaimed janitor of Twitter and really REALLY wants to fuck a lesbian lizard. His lizard fucking obsession appears to stem from an unhealthy obsession with a game released by Sony called EverQuest. Never played that game myself, but now I don't think I want to.

Mostly goes by she/her, as the above image very clearly illustrates, but now and then goes by we/they. If the we/they bit makes sense to any of you then I'm very happy for you, because it makes fuck-all sense to me. Unless "she" has dissociative identity disorder, which these days you can never be sure.

This furry (or lizard-kin?) is in a relationship with a sort of actual female looking (shocker, right?) person with with ADHD, rainbow hair, is a furry (who saw that coming) and just so happens to be autistic. There seems to be somewhat of a correlation between autism and gender lunacy, but anyway...

His chosen avatar across the web is a lizard baby wearing a bib. Further putting his kinks under question. Whoever drew that needs a kick square in the balls.

This retard cooms at the thought of being on Twitter staff, maliciously abusing the report button on absolutely everything and anything he doesn't like to read or see, and as all the twitter trannies do accuse anything that disagrees with or contradict pronoun politics as "hate". Being the social and intellectual retard this low-effort troon is, his standard response to discussion always along the lines of accusing his opponent of sealioning, whining, or just the equivalent of a grunt that reads "reported". Using the hashtag #JanitorsOfTwitter he gets his tiny troon army to mass report any hate-facts that hurts his delicate fee-fees.

Here's some lazily gathered screenshots of retardation in action:

Sample of his questionable shit-scribblings:

Twitter
SoFurry
Facebook

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

My liege, I regret to inform you that 4chan and something awful were directly responsible for this plague of horny mongs. When one pretends to be retarded, one will attract the truly retarded in turn.

If only I had learned in time. God, I was naive.