Aug 9 2022 - Continuance on Grand Jury, defense filed motion for autism disorder deferred disposition

[Pickle Inspector]

>"big update"
>nothing happened

yeah, cool, thanks for the super great reporting OP

We can always count on death, taxes and continuances.

Well, he'll always have the furry community, those people will let convicted pedophiles into their conventions.

It’d be amazing for Chris to attend one of those since they’re full of mostly men and the highest calibre of deviant the internet has to offer so there‘s a good chance he’d meet a creepy older autistic man like Sockness who’d hit on Chris and he‘d get a taste of his own medicine.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

I would love to see that

There is a lot of stuff the tardwrangler can be that Chris would get frustrated with.
1) Tall muscular male, with pretty girlfriend/wife.
Self explanatory. Chris would hate everything about this dude. From his appearance to his girl who Chris wont be allowed near.
2) Older male with pretty daughter. Again Chris wont be allowed near the daughter AT ALL. Making him frustrated.
3) Fat black woman with mohawk/bald. Does not matter if woman is boyfriend free or not, because Chris does not want blacks but is being forced to interact with.
4) Gay male with that typical gay accent.

 

[️ronic]

So being a retarded tranny means you can do whatever the fuck you want in Virginia. Got it.

BRB, buying a wig.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

So flash mob with torches and pitchforks then?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

3) Fat black woman with mohawk/bald. Does not matter if woman is boyfriend free or not, because Chris does not want blacks but is being forced to interact with.

Chris will totally fuck a black woman. He just won't bear children with one. His attraction sign requirements were always for family/marriage, not getting his dick wet.

Also at this point Chris has shown that he's willing to fuck pretty much any woman.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

The Grand Jury Speculation thread is locked, so I just came here to gloat about being among the 14.6% that voted for Continuance.
That is all.

 

[Sadhatter]

I would love to see that. The amount of whining Chris would do while being forced to interact with "A JERK MALE" would be epic.

All wanting Chris to have a bad time aside, this would be an excellent idea.

I think Chris is a lost cause, that being said, making a huge part of his life something he has avoided , could be one of the few things that does him any good.

If my finger was on the button, I'd pick someone with experience with addictions, hard core criminals, etc. Folks that take every opportunity to fuck up their life.

Helpers (tard wranglers, not trying to be Mr politically correct, just using specific terms as I may have to differentiate.) Come in many flavors, from kids show host esque, to R Lee Emery like.

And imho , someone willing to show up at the drop of a hat to say "Either you stop doing this, or the cops get called." When he is doing destructive shit would do him wonders.

Extra points if it's an LGBT positive individual, as Chris needs that metaphorical slap in the face as well.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

So what you are saying is that someone Jack Ruby Chris Chan outside of the courthouse then right? That's what you are saying right accelerationist who join 5 months ago? That someone should stand up for society, go out, and assassinate Christian Weston Chandler, with a loaded, outside of a federally protected place? RIGHT? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? WE GOTTA KILL CHRIS CHAN?

SORRY IF I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TALK OVER YOUR FAGOP-GLOW.

CIA vs CWC Defense Force who will win

 

[krabsahoy]

Is his future outside of jail really going to be that bright? Anyone who ever stumbled across his name now knows he’s a sex offender, nobody is going to give him the benefit of the doubt or entertain him. I guarantee there’s someone waiting for him to post on Twitter that he’s back at his mothers to knock on his door with a crow bar (might not be one of us but who knows). Jail was probably a safe sanctuary to what awaits him on the outside, and it doesn’t look like the courts are entertaining the idea of prison.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris will totally fuck a black woman. He just won't bear children with one. His attraction sign requirements were always for family/marriage, not getting his dick wet.

Also at this point Chris has shown that he's willing to fuck pretty much any woman.

Oh yea Chris is DTF with any boyfriend free girl, as you an clearly see from this HD photograph -

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Sadhatter]

There is a lot of stuff the tardwrangler can be that Chris would get frustrated with.
1) Tall muscular male, with pretty girlfriend/wife.
Self explanatory. Chris would hate everything about this dude. From his appearance to his girl who Chris wont be allowed near.
2) Older male with pretty daughter. Again Chris wont be allowed near the daughter AT ALL. Making him frustrated.
3) Fat black woman with mohawk/bald. Does not matter if woman is boyfriend free or not, because Chris does not want blacks but is being forced to interact with.

Make it a clearly liberal person who is not so liberal as to be supportive of Chris.

He has this attitude that every LGBT person is on his side, when the vast majority are as sick of him as anyone here.

He's heard a lot of "Autistic Trannies should die.", While it's a long shot someone telling him "It's okay you are autistic and Trans. But you are also a terrible person, and not only that but making things marginally worse for every other trans person. " , Might at least have some shock value.v

 

[My Name is Mud]

Is his future outside of jail really going to be that bright? Anyone who ever stumbled across his name now knows he’s a sex offender, nobody is going to give him the benefit of the doubt or entertain him. I guarantee there’s someone waiting for him to post on Twitter that he’s back at his mothers to knock on his door with a crow bar (might not be one of us but who knows). Jail was probably a safe sanctuary to what awaits him on the outside, and it doesn’t look like the courts are entertaining the idea of prison.

Maybe we are giving the court less credit than we should. Maybe that's exactly their plan. Chris living in prison is heaven for him compared to living on the outside, with all the pressures of life, the looming threat of homelessness, the mean stares of society and the evil weens going after him. They don't want to waste money keeping him safe and sound in prison when they can just set him free and let him rot on his own

 

[Ken_Penders69]

What the fuck do we have to do to make this tard face justice

 

[Karen]

God, imagine being some post release junkie trying to get their life together and having to share a group home with Chris.

 

[Mason Verger]

Is his future outside of jail really going to be that bright? Anyone who ever stumbled across his name now knows he’s a sex offender, nobody is going to give him the benefit of the doubt or entertain him. I guarantee there’s someone waiting for him to post on Twitter that he’s back at his mothers to knock on his door with a crow bar (might not be one of us but who knows). Jail was probably a safe sanctuary to what awaits him on the outside, and it doesn’t look like the courts are entertaining the idea of prison.

That’s exactly it: he can’t fuck up one bit. There’s a thousand new “fans” out there that would love to be the person that left their mark on christory by snitching him out. Add to that the thousand other “fans” that are going to egg him on and build up his delusions.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Chris will walk free.
Barb will die.
BC 14 will be Chris's.
Retards will pay off Chris debts.
Retards will give thousands of $ to him every month.
Chrisbwill live like a king.

 

[CatParty]

The Grand Jury Speculation thread is locked, so I just came here to gloat about being among the 14.6% that voted for Continuance.
That is all.

Continuance Weston chandler

 

[Brutality]

He can't keep getting away with it [HQ]

He can't keep getting away with using the 240p version

youtu.be

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Make it a clearly liberal person who is not so liberal as to be supportive of Chris.

He has this attitude that every LGBT person is on his side, when the vast majority are as sick of him as anyone here.

He's heard a lot of "Autistic Trannies should die.", While it's a long shot someone telling him "It's okay you are autistic and Trans. But you are also a terrible person, and not only that but making things marginally worse for every other trans person. " , Might at least have some shock value.v

How about a gay couple (men) who just so happen to be tall, fit ex-Marines?

No, this is not the setup for fan-fiction porn, jesus.

I'm amused trying to think of the ideal balance that would keep Chris in line. This version takes away any size power he might have, outnumbers him for 24/7 management, is LGBTQIA-knowledgeable and -friendly, and brings theoretical discipline, no-nonsense perspectives, and probably a lot of ideas about a clean home (and decent food). Requiring push-ups to get Lego time isn't a human rights violation, I am certain.

 

[Retarded INTP]

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