Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I think smartness is better measured by success rather than superficial things like if you talk like a Virginian, or a faggot. Though you make a fair point with the alcoholism, I think that's more of a condemnation on Ralph than a praise on Tomlinson.

Lets look at the facts:

ETHAN RALPH

-Has legitimate fans​

-Makes a living​

-Got off (mostly) scot free for revenge porn. Only owes Faith 2/3rds of even the bare minimum legal obligation​

-Has multiple kids (pays the momma child support too)​

-Can put on events with friends​

-His internet slap fights make him money from streaming bux​

PATRICK S TOMLINSON

-No fans, only haters​

-Worst selling author on Amazon​

-Lien against his home. Tens of thousands of dollars in debt​

-Has one kid (abandoned)​

-Every event he goes to is harassed until he is disavowed​

-His internet slap fights has cost his patron organization tons of $$$. Got him cancelled by black twitter.​

In every definable metric, other than superfluous posturing, Ethan Ralph wins. Hell, Ralph caters to his audience perfectly in the way he dresses/acts/speaks. Tomlinson has no audience whatsoever. The only difference between the two is that Tomlinson has a sense of self preservation (He's a pussy). If he hears someone is coming to Portugal to beat his ass, you know he hightailing it back to the safety of Milwaukee. This isn't to say I like Ralph. This post is not a praise of Ralph. this is a complete and total condemnation of Tomlinson. He is so pathetic, even a fat, retarded Virginian is smarter/more successful than him. Or I guess I should say...

YET ANOTHER ABSOLUTE RALPHA MALE W BABY. RALPH WINS YET AGAIN.

You make some credible points, however.


Ralph is ridiculously also in debt and is being difficult about paying child support.

Arguably he does not make a living, instead gambling anything he can hide.
Ralph is certainly more hated than he has fans, his number of haters, and people willing to go far enough to fly to another country to hit him, exceed his fans.
Even if Ralph arranges events, he always is harassed and has tantrums.


You are very correct how things are never praise for one or the other.
It is very much a metric of who is less terrible.

I have always made clear that Ralph is more foolhardy than Pat, and I certainly would back Ralph in a fight between the two, simply because I know that Ralph will not run, whereas Fatrick will.

However, Fatrick got a 1.2 GPA, I don't believe Ralph even finished High School.

Also, Ralph actually went to jail/Prison. Fatrick so far has stayed out of prison. That has to count for something in the stupidity stakes.

 

[Pork Packer]

Personally I think its just fatricks way of aping Scalzi's cringy *pats your head* schtick whenever people talked shit about his asshole tantrums and woke prestige farming on twitter.

One thing all of these fucking people seem to do is actively try to imitate the "fashionable" mannerisms of those at the centre of their in-crowd, which incidentally is also the main reason why all of these freakshows and their friends go out of their way to do the infamous soyface when posing for a picture.

Ding dong fucking CALLED IT NIGGER!!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat’s engagement really is for shit. He’s the political Boogie in that respect. And he had such a stiffy last night over the Trump raid/own goal that he forgot to reply AND retweet all his bons mots. Also note remarkably poor use of GIFs.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Also, Ralph actually went to jail/Prison. Fatrick so far has stayed out of prison. That has to count for something in the stupidity stakes.

In my book, you get points for stayin’ outta the can. Hoooo!

 

[Associate Rick]

"Hi Pat, I got a message from you asking me out for a drink, I knew it wasn't you because I don't have a penis and even if I did, there's no way you'd stop at just one drink. Where can I send this to you?"

If the rascals started claiming to be victims of rascal emails I wonder how long it would take for Rick to start attacking the genuine cases.
"Got a message from you today trying to get together for drinks at Convergence, I know it wasn't you, where would I send the message to you?"
"No stalker you didn't, prison awaits"

 

[Fourskin_Fuckface]

Why dont you tell the folks at home why you cant stop eating.

 

[Teknorat]

The pests are getting excited for CONvergence.
NiceNameStupid:

 

[Maude Snew]

What if you have all of those just in a big box and every morning you pick one out of there at random and inject yourself with it? This infograph isn't informative at all, thanks a lot dumb con.

 

[Teknorat]

Imagine banning babies from a convention because they haven’t had at least 3 Pfizer injections. These are Patrick’s people. These are the kind of person he chooses to spend all his time trying to ingratiate himself with. Them and pedophiles.

 

[ShinyStar]

The pests are getting excited for CONvergence.
NiceNameStupid:
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What are they going to do if a 50yo obese man waddled up to them and says, 'I identify as a 5yo girl taking the Johnson and Johnson vaccine? Do they let him in or show their bigotry by rejecting his identity?

 

[Broadside]

The pests are getting excited for CONvergence.
NiceNameStupid:
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These low status losers are so desperate to drag out this covid vaxx shit even though it's mainly died down now, because they finally got to larp as some sort of annointed class, permitted by the state to sneer at all those disgusting anti-science poor people. They loved the two tier society it created. They're all wannabe aristocrats, for all their rhetoric of muh equality.

And now it's been taken away from them because most people aren't sociopathic failures and didn't appreciate dividing citizen rights on the fiat of pharmaceutical corporations.

They'll do anything to bring back that dystopian system. It's so pathetic. It really exposed these types for what they are really like.

Imagine injecting a 6 month old baby with 3 consecutive shots of a controversial vaccine just for social media points. Thank God these freaks are largely childless.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Quite literally "she deserved it because of what she was wearing." Average male feminist

Pat the type of guy to put a hole in the wall or rip off a door.
Pat the type of guy to to think it's funny to drive dangerously to freak you out.
Pat the type of guy to yell at his wife at 3am after coming home from the bar.
Pat the type of guy to beat his wife and call it BDSM .
Pat the type of guy to hide her keys and phone.
Pat the type of guy to slowly but surely cut you off from all of your connections, until you are a depressed, black capri wearing husk with no friends but the adult baby you live with.
Pat the type of guy to have a BMI of ~75 (my rough estimation) but criticize his lady when she put on a mere 50 baby/depression pounds.

I bet PCJ has never laid a finger on a woman. (gentle lover too, I'm sure, he has to be with that hip hammer) RIP

I hope Fat isn't stupid enough to start a fight with an evil red hat wearer who is also open carrying, but I wouldn't put it past him.

Does he not realize that MAGA types tend to also be gun owners, or is this like the time he encouraged Ukrainians to go run in front of tanks to fight the fash while he sat his fat ass on the bar at Hooligans angrily tweeting about it?

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Does he not realize

As a rule, no.

 

[Broadside]

I hear Trump got one of his properties raided. Seems to be a nothing burger and probably connected to some corrupt DNC shit given it was the FBI who did it, but boy I can't wait for Pat's fucking retarded take on this. Because you just know he's gonna comment on it.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

What bugs me the most about the people who are afraid of babies giving them covid is the way they demonize children in general because they aren’t vaccinated. Way too often do I see kids wearing masks out in public while their parents aren’t, and to me it seems like it’s because they’ve been told countless times that covid is their fault. And the funniest part is that the reason the vaccines couldn’t be approved for kids for so long was because they literally couldn’t show that they provided any benefit.

fuck these people. patrick is fat.

 

[Slobs]

Someone is impersonating a comedy club to make it seem like Pat is performing on the same stage as Mark Normand and Bobo lol I was confused for a minute
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And liked/retweeted some tweets mentioning/disparaging Fatrick.
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No response from Patrick, sadly.

 

[AnOminous]

Putting to one side that Pat is mimicking this man, there’s something especially tragic about some fat loser passive-aggressively tweeting about how he had to walk to his car instead of The Help driving it up to him lest he risk losing an inch of his bloated gut.

It's especially pathetic how much he attempts to imitate Scalzi, of all people. Jesus Christ, even Scalzi doesn't want to imitate himself, he just happens to be himself and is okay with it.

It's especially super duper ultra-pathetic that he would imitate Scalzi while failing to imitate his actual positive qualities. This is a recurring theme with Fatty.

Would Scalzi ever obsessively interact with trolls or people who constantly shit-talk him? On the few occasions he's encountered people trying to troll him, he's responded graciously and made them look like fools.

 

[Broadside]

I hear Trump got one of his properties raided. Seems to be a nothing burger and probably connected to some corrupt DNC shit given it was the FBI who did it, but boy I can't wait for Pat's fucking retarded take on this. Because you just know he's gonna comment on it.

Hey don't "late" react me, timezones are a thing ya know!

There we go, like clockwork

Edit: stop it, you're making me upset!

Edit 2: it's the 9th August?! Fuck I've been drinking heavily

But seriously, I just love the comparison between Trump - Pat's self styled nemesis- getting raided in absentia; and Pat getting cuffed in the street at 1am and being caught screeching about it.

 

[AnOminous]

As amused as I am by Trump apparently having committed worse crimes than Hillary's similarly obvious crimes, when he screamed and yelled and demanded she be imprisoned for them, the use of the FBI by one political regime against another has never had good results.

Hello?

Remember J. Edgar Hoover?

Luckily that particular homo croaked, but you really don't want to go down that road.

 

[Broadside]

I must've listened to that audio of Pat 3 or 4 times now, it's too good to be true. I can't imagine what the bodycam footage will be like. We really don't deserve such a treat, an I imagine Pat is fucking reeling at the thought of it being released