Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

I go away for an extended holiday and come back to Patrick screaming in the street at 1am at cops about pepperoni, I love it

*Audience cheers as I walk into the Kiwi bar*

Anyway, seems Pat is still fighting the good fight over at GoodReads

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmfao

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I think smartness is better measured by success rather than superficial things like if you talk like a Virginian, or a faggot. Though you make a fair point with the alcoholism, I think that's more of a condemnation on Ralph than a praise on Tomlinson.

Lets look at the facts:

ETHAN RALPH

-Has legitimate fans​

-Makes a living​

-Got off (mostly) scot free for revenge porn. Only owes Faith 2/3rds of even the bare minimum legal obligation​

-Has multiple kids (pays the momma child support too)​

-Can put on events with friends​

-His internet slap fights make him money from streaming bux​

PATRICK S TOMLINSON

-No fans, only haters​

-Worst selling author on Amazon​

-Lien against his home. Tens of thousands of dollars in debt​

-Has one kid (abandoned)​

-Every event he goes to is harassed until he is disavowed​

-His internet slap fights has cost his patron organization tons of $$$. Got him cancelled by black twitter.​

In every definable metric, other than superfluous posturing, Ethan Ralph wins. Hell, Ralph caters to his audience perfectly in the way he dresses/acts/speaks. Tomlinson has no audience whatsoever. The only difference between the two is that Tomlinson has a sense of self preservation (He's a pussy). If he hears someone is coming to Portugal to beat his ass, you know he hightailing it back to the safety of Milwaukee. This isn't to say I like Ralph. This post is not a praise of Ralph. this is a complete and total condemnation of Tomlinson. He is so pathetic, even a fat, retarded Virginian is smarter/more successful than him. Or I guess I should say...

YET ANOTHER ABSOLUTE RALPHA MALE W BABY. RALPH WINS YET AGAIN.

The abandoned children really prevent me from sympathizing with either of them, even if it's just to dunk on the other. Any time I try to think, "maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be them", the immense shame I would feel not having my own children in my life prevents me from even carrying out the thought experiment

 

[AnOminous]

That’s because he’s just role playing. They’re personality costumes to him. There is absolutely no substance to anything he has ever done or said.

I am going to disagree on one point here.

There is a huge amount of substance to one thing he has done.

You may realize what I'm about to say right about now. . .

But there is a lot of substance, an enormous amount of substance, a nearly unimaginable amount of substance, an amount of substance that would cause H.P. Lovecraft to run out of adjectives to fail to describe the level of substance and to resort to gibbering with words like "indescribable" to fail to describe the level of one thing PST has done.

And that is the substance it takes to make Rick as fat as he is.

Lmfao

My disappointment satisfaction is immeasurable, and my day is ruined saved.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Lmfao

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This mfer is such a bad author he's plagiarizing another man's entire life.

 

[AnOminous]

This mfer is such a bad author he's plagiarizing another man's entire life.

And the man whose life he's plagiarizing is John Scalzi. I can understand this on some level because John Scalzi actually does have friends. He has people who like him for who he is. Even I, a monster on the Monster Farms, think he's probably pretty okay as an actual person.

Does the fact that Pat feels desperate enough for approval and love that he even resorts to this level of life-plagiarism make you feel in the least sorry for him, though?

Lmao, no. Fuck you Pat, burn and die. Fuck you and your shitty burned out Mustang frame from a Detroit ghetto powered by a two-stroke weed whacker engine!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This mfer is such a bad author he's plagiarizing another man's entire life.

And doing a piss-poor job of it!

ETA:

Thanks to OnA for these gems I’d never seen. First, that time a comedy club owner got busted lying to Patrick that a performance was cancelled so he wouldn’t show up:


Thx, FurBurger

Also user Brooke Shields shared this, which was new to me. This guy has definitely beaten both his wives:

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

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Prison approaches. Do you:

A: Call it a stalker
B: Argue with it, child.
C: Make pepperoni out of it.
D: Avoid paying it the money you owe.

if you answered “Fatrick is a narcissistic pants-shitter who’s IQ is slightly above room temperature”, congratulations.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

 

[Post Reply]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

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Just another day here on Prison Farms.

 

[John_Smith]

Imagine skinwalking John Scalzi wow

When do the Rascals find Pat in a ball gown like the one Scalzi wore in that photo with his abused dog? ( That level of obesity is abuse.) The photo has to be out there.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

That really sounds like you are telling on yourself, my dude.

Nooo! It really is Not Shit for short story markets. Duotrope is another one out there but they make you deposit shekels to recieve information.

Author Pat is Scalzi. Auto Pat is some Jalopnik author. I'm sure you could nail down who each Pat is based on the people he's interacted with.

Wendig is definitely on the "Copy" list - he's a next-level Pat who has managed to escape a lot of trolling. And the virtue signalling tweets clearly belong to several more orbiting persons with odd "neopronouns in bio" - they never seem to have sprung organically from him, and in paraphrasing he always seems to stuff up a core concept

Is it really that strange that windows 10 would be a faggot? lol. (the software, not the poster.. the poster is lovely)

Thank you my Dude, when the Windows 11 Apocalypse comes you will be spared the wrath of the Lizard King

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Also user Brooke Shields shared this, which was new to me. This guy has definitely beaten both his wives:

Quite literally "she deserved it because of what she was wearing." Average male feminist

Pat the type of guy to put a hole in the wall or rip off a door.
Pat the type of guy to to think it's funny to drive dangerously to freak you out.
Pat the type of guy to yell at his wife at 3am after coming home from the bar.
Pat the type of guy to beat his wife and call it BDSM .
Pat the type of guy to hide her keys and phone.
Pat the type of guy to slowly but surely cut you off from all of your connections, until you are a depressed, black capri wearing husk with no friends but the adult baby you live with.
Pat the type of guy to have a BMI of ~75 (my rough estimation) but criticize his lady when she put on a mere 50 baby/depression pounds.

I bet PCJ has never laid a finger on a woman. (gentle lover too, I'm sure, he has to be with that hip hammer) RIP

 

[CansOfCant]

When do the Rascals find Pat in a ball gown like the one Scalzi wore in that photo with his abused dog? ( That level of obesity is abuse.)

That level of abuse is obese.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks to OnA for these gems I’d never seen. First, that time a comedy club owner got busted lying to Patrick that a performance was cancelled so he wouldn’t show up:

Why would he get busted if he could have just said he wanted comedy that was funny and not because the so-called "comedian" was a complete loser?

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Lmfao

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Putting to one side that Pat is mimicking this man, there’s something especially tragic about some fat loser passive-aggressively tweeting about how he had to walk to his car instead of The Help driving it up to him lest he risk losing an inch of his bloated gut.

 

[Maude Snew]

Putting to one side that Pat is mimicking this man, there’s something especially tragic about some fat loser passive-aggressively tweeting about how he had to walk to his car instead of The Help driving it up to him lest he risk losing an inch of his bloated gut.

The epic tale of a very fat man hiring a bunch of cranes to lift him to his fatmobile instead of waddling.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Putting to one side that Pat is mimicking this man, there’s something especially tragic about some fat loser passive-aggressively tweeting about how he had to walk to his car instead of The Help driving it up to him lest he risk losing an inch of his bloated gut.

I can kind of sympathize. It sucks to pay for something and then get bad service. His car was already parked inside the valet lot, so he probably couldn't just walk to it without them getting him in and out. It also means he already paid.

 

[Next Task]

I can kind of sympathize. It sucks to pay for something and then get bad service. His car was already parked inside the valet lot, so he probably couldn't just walk to it without them getting him in and out. It also means he already paid.

Possibly true, and Scalzi doesn't come off like the asshole Rick does in his version of the story. Maybe a little passive-aggressive, but moreso it came off as a 'I'm old/kids these days don't know about...''-style tweet that are evergreen, especially for a people of the age Scalzi and Rick are.

In thinking this, I was wondering if there was ever a time Rick was shown to have actually deserved the benefit of the doubt. One time when a more charitable reading of a version of events turned out to be more accurate. I'm coming up blank. I'd be interested to know if anyone can remember one.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In thinking this, I was wondering if there was ever a time Rick was shown to have actually deserved the benefit of the doubt. One time when a more charitable reading of a version of events turned out to be more accurate. I'm coming up blank. I'd be interested to know if anyone can remember one.

Someone once reported Fat Rick's Pepperoni to the Better Business Bureau for diluting the melanin content of his pepperoni by including dark skinned Latinx children from overseas but Patirck was able to show from his video taped kidnappings and grindings that he only uses pure locally acquired Negro child content.