Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It's especially pathetic how much he attempts to imitate Scalzi, of all people. Jesus Christ, even Scalzi doesn't want to imitate himself, he just happens to be himself and is okay with it.

It's especially super duper ultra-pathetic that he would imitate Scalzi while failing to imitate his actual positive qualities. This is a recurring theme with Fatty.

Would Scalzi ever obsessively interact with trolls or people who constantly shit-talk him? On the few occasions he's encountered people trying to troll him, he's responded graciously and made them look like fools.
I wouldn’t say graciously - ‘pats head’ is his version of Childing, however unlike Pat he knows when to disengage.

Scalzi is in many ways a more successful version of Pat. Similar dismissive attitude but knows how to turn it off in order to get work done.
 
"So, assuming we strike a deal here, should I send the advance to you, or straight to Quasi?"
That might help with the jitters.
Has someone ever been trolled into becoming a village idiot? If we play this 6th dimensional upside doen backgammon right, Pat could be the whipping boy of all the sci fi cons he attends. He goes up to someone to try and sell his book, and they laugh at him and make jokes about how he wasted money suing internet trolls without any wider context about him. No Opie and Anthony, no pepperoni, no black men farting, just a bunch of normal people making fun of a loser for normal reasons. We've already added negresses to his following, maybe book nerds are next. Pat wanted to be known, and another finger curls on the monkey paw.
 
just a bunch of normal people making fun of a loser for normal reasons. We've already added negresses to his following, maybe book nerds are next. Pat wanted to be known, and another finger curls on the monkey paw.
In a normal situation this would be the case, but these cons he attends aren't full of normal people. They're full of freaks, failures and tranny fuckers who all desperately need an invisible army of alt-right trolls to justify why they spend all of their time on Twitter instead of selling books. Pat fits right in, he's just more toward the weird end.
 
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In a normal situation thi would be the case, but these cons he attends aren't full of normal people. They're full of freaks, failures and tranny fuckers who all desperately need an invisible army of alt-right trolls to justify why they spend all of their time on Twitter instead of selling books. Pat fits right in, he's just more toward the weird end.
Only the Twitter addicts. Another post earlier on the thread mentioned the only tension at the con is coming from people who are constantly on twitter which IIRC is only about a third of the con. The only reason we hear so much from them is because everyone sane is banned on Twitter
 
Only the Twitter addicts. Another post earlier on the thread mentioned the only tension at the con is coming from people who are constantly on twitter which IIRC is only about a third of the con. The only reason we hear so much from them is because everyone sane is banned on Twitter
Ok but why do they keep putting Pat on these gay ass panels? Where's all the actual authors to give advice to aspiring writers? Or is it just so low demand that Pat begs to be given a conference room and they just say sure? Reminded of that photo of 10+ people who turned up to listen to him and half were his family and the other half were fucking troons (oh, and our boy Filthy Pierre)
 
Ok but why do they keep putting Pat on these gay ass panels? Where's all the actual authors to give advice to aspiring writers? Or is it just so low demand that Pat begs to be given a conference room and they just say sure? Reminded of that photo of 10+ people who turned up to listen to him and half were his family and the other half were fucking troons (oh, and our boy Filthy Pierre)
i agree, there are far better choices for a panelist than piggy, so here is my useless speculation as to why they would choose a man whose BMI is higher than his IQ:
  • pat is probably 1000x more willing to go to all of these cons than a real author would be.
  • most people are probably not aware of pat's behavior, all they see is aguy who has books published, therefore === author.
  • i wouldnt be suprised if nepotism with his SFWA friends are involved with some of these panels.
  • do panelist charge speaker fees? im sure pat works for pennies compared to a real author.
 
Kotaku published an article on Thursday about the GenCon shenanigans, Gamergate 2.0 finally dropping??? Not quite, they seem to have no idea it's about Patrick and instead make the narrative about some vague culture wars in the tabletop community.
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Only new info is that the con allocated extra security to some events, presumably Pat's panels because he's a sissy.


A few more HERD IMMUNITY tweets in case Netflix execs are reading this thread
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Was not expecting to see "oopsie doodles" in a Kotaku article, though I guess I probably should have.
 
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I hate everything about this person. Warning guys: the numbers 1488 are here. Seeing these numbers, easily created through simple math problems, will heckin' cause me to melt down. Deplatform any mathematician who dares to do a formula that results in the number 1488.

Honestly I'm really just here to help the thread on this fatty reach 1000 pages. You guys are making me laugh so keep it up. I can barely keep up with Pat due to the daily content.
 
Ok but why do they keep putting Pat on these gay ass panels? Where's all the actual authors to give advice to aspiring writers? Or is it just so low demand that Pat begs to be given a conference room and they just say sure? Reminded of that photo of 10+ people who turned up to listen to him and half were his family and the other half were fucking troons (oh, and our boy Filthy Pierre)
Someone said that fatso has an agent. Russel Galen? I think they said his name was? I have no idea who that is but I would imagine that it's the agent that gets him the speaking gigs. I'm sure most successful authors get a million invites to shit like gencon that they just ignore. But piggy would never pass up an opportunity to play out his delusions of success and says yes to anywhere that will have him.
 
i apologize if this has bee answered before, but what is going to happen when piggy doesnt pay quasi? and how long does fatrick have to pay quassi? how does someone owe 47 thousand dollars and not expect to pay it? unlike niggeroni pat i have never lost a lawsuit and owe money, so i am completely unaware of the procedures.
 
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