The thing is, Chris knows that what he did was wrong, that it was against the law and he knows that it is something society deems absolutely inacceptable.
Yes.
It means the Prosecutor most likely decided to hold off presenting it that day. Likely to deal with Heilberg's Motion of Teflon Tardism
Chris has zero chance of beating the charges. Because he is Chris. It's not a "Not Guilty by reason of Tardism". It's essentially a Guilty plea that gets deferred pending the completion of probation. And the court can set the conditions of probation. The Prosecutor is not stupid. And No Contact with Barb, no going to 14 BC etc will be a major part of any probation. I could also see them asking for some typical Sex Offender type restrictions. No places frequented by Children ie Gamestop etc. No schools, no nursing homes. And the probation will probably be for something like 5 years.
And this is why Chris is the only cow I kept up with. Even in the driest of content dry spells, he always had the potential(and ultimately always did) to go completely wild card. He’s made a fool out of every Chris expert that insisted “Chris would never do this, Chris would never do that..”.
Chris is the nigga that did that
He doesn't get along with Kengle too often, they would drive each other crazy.
Would Chris get in trouble if he painted his ankle monitor in Sonichu colors?
I bet he will fuck up really bad after this if he does not go to jail or mental facility. After what happened to Barb, the hell is the limit for his degeneracy
Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Do ankle monitors still work if they’ve covered in crayola model magic and spunk?
That person is more retarded than Chris if that's true.
Some people just can't handle the dimensional merge.
This feels more like a Hail Mary pass by Heilberg since he couldn’t get a favorable insanity stamp. He’s working with what he's got, and the fact that all he has to left play is “…uhhhh how about his autism?” just doesn’t seem like solid ground to me. He’s a rapist due to autism, and you can’t cure autism.. ergo, as long a Chris is autistic, he’s a potential rapist.
Unless it's like those invisible fence shock collars they put on German Shepard's, dialed up to "shake n bake" it's going to come to that. The moment they order him freed they may as well park a deputy outside 14 BC with a tranq gun.
The risk here is the prosecutor has an easy counter to this. If he bumps the charge to Rape, that's a crime of violence. Autismo'Grande is no longer applicable. But in all likelihood the Prosecutor will be satisfied with time served + tight probation on a deferred felony. The Sheriff has got to be sending the Prosecutors office some fun e-mails regarding when they can get Jesus Chris(t) the Holy Sonichu the fuck out of his jail? Because he's annoying.
Don’t start thinking life will go back to normal for Chris. Probation can be difficult for ordinary people to live up to and Chris is anything but normal.
