DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jaximus]

I guess so much for his promise to only play 1v1’s for the first half hour of the stream.

 

[grump]

According to phil we've gotten squads of elite NSA tier hackers able to break through the security of major banks and just steal whatever we want from any random account we want at leisure. We're so good in fact we can do it without alerting an authorities or law enforcement and escape scot free despite carrying out hacks hundreds of times over a year. Not on Fort Knox getting unfathomably rich but on some fat obscure internet streamer for some reason. We have teams of agents with apparently bottomless resources spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and thousands of manhours over the course of years, making undetectable altered images, conducting linguistic analysis to match his speech patterns coordinating pulls to match exact timestamped events in his streams, hacking an obscure app that had a third hand connection to WWEC nobody knew about, all to make it look like he plays a mobile game.

With such obsessiveness and attention to detail we could probably set up a school and retrain veteran CIA and Mossad agents like they were a bunch of preschoolers.

For all our power though we're stopped cold by youtube moderation tools and got outsmarted by a boomer strip mall bankruptcy attorney.

 

[Corpun]

Is there a reason he doesn't just play Smash Bros? He doesn't even need to do ahnline play and just play a retrosmash game. He's the King of Retro isn't he?

Oh wait, he has a hate boner for Nintendo for no reason other than they are Asians and probably claimed his videos and never apologized.

 

[Lift Me Up]

Is there a reason he doesn't just play Smash Bros? He doesn't even need to do ahnline play and just play a retrosmash game. He's the King of Retro isn't he?

Oh wait, he has a hate boner for Nintendo for no reason other than they are Asians and probably claimed his videos and never apologized.

He also sucks with everyone so he can't "Donate this amount and ill play Bison" "I really want to play Bison!" not saying he's good at Bison..

 

[tomstone]

"...I don't remember specifics, but I specifically remember...."

 

[Corpun]

Jasper Kitty has regrown his claws guys! Apparently Jasper has clawed his shitty gamer chair. Go for Piggy's throat next time while he carries you in that retarded box to lock you in a room for us all Jasper, I know you have it in you.

What was in the water of Bridgeport in the 80s? Looks like RTU is more authentic Italian than Phil as well judging from the name, maybe he should record himself making the traditional Masucci sauce.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"...I don't remember specifics, but I specifically remember...."

"this is the honest truth"

 

[strandedcastaway]

You'd legit need to be mentally handicapped to buy his version of events.

Unless you're sitting on millions, you'd fucking notice a couple of grand suddenly evaporate from your bank account.

Before Phil fell so in love with his own language of "detractors" he used to like to call his critics "kids". As in, "dumbfuck kids who don't know how life works" are questioning his finances.

Then he declared bankruptcy.

But you'd have to be 8 years old to believe Phil's version of how banks work. It's just not at all how life actually is or how these things are handled. You'd have to be a child or denthead who never had a bank account to believe him.

 

[Corpun]

New Slayer K pop video get your puzzle pieces ready

DSP Reaction to Kpop August 2022 pt 1 ft TXT, PIXY, G IDLE, ONEUS, KARD

This is DSP 3rd reaction to kpo. He reacted to TXT 0x1=Lovesong (I know I love you), PIXY Villain, G-IDLE performance of Lion on Queendom, ONEUS performance ...

www.youtube.com

Since slayer has established Phil will do anything for money what's to stop fifty detractors from pitching in a dollar each for him to react to a Secrets Limited video? Either he does he and stops every five seconds to rant for an hour or ignores it and violates Patreon rules from my understanding and gets his shit taken down.

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Everything is the trolls fault dood

It's the trolls fault T died, he took out and maxed a dozen credit cards, got insane levels of debt, and blew all his money the minute he had it.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Is there a reason he doesn't just play Smash Bros? He doesn't even need to do ahnline play and just play a retrosmash game. He's the King of Retro isn't he?

He got bodied by the cpu so hard last Smash he dropped the game.

He's absolute trash at smash. Beyond trash. Complete dog shit.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP is entering into what could be pretty dangerous territory. There’s a deadly cocktail brewing: he’s already very unhinged due to the recent surge of drama, wings trolls will likely come over and bring more dedicated and aggressive trolling now that their target is down, and most everyone in the larger troll sphere seem to feel that it’s time for something bad to happen to Phil. This is what happens when you have X-pac heat with nearly every person you interact with.

I know people are always claiming “this will be the end!” and it doesn’t ever feel like the ride will end, but it’s hard to miss the obvious warning signs. Whatever happens tho, couldn’t come to a nicer guy!

phil's reputation with outlasting everyone will bite him in the ass. He is slowly becoming a singularity in the detractor universe. The more lolcows die off, the more detractors will turn their attention his way. The collective autism focused on phil will begin to warp space time.

 

[Corpun]

He got bodied by the cpu so hard last Smash he dropped the game.

He's absolute trash at smash. Beyond trash. Complete dog shit.

What difficulty was the CPU set at. Please don't tell me it was normal.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

"Several confirmations" over something he could have taken 10 seconds to check himself to see if it was actually real? Dude needs to stop jacking off to reddit whores and stop spamming his DSP tier content all over the place and take a couple minutes to think things out like a normal person would have.

Doody is really souring his credibility. It was already annoying when he was doubling down on the "1MM is DSP" bullshit. He keeps this up and he'll just be giving Phil the ammo to say trolls spread conspiracy and lie. Doody is doing the fucking most.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil thinking of getting a back tattoo when he was younger is hilarious as it is stupid. All because of his sweaty jpegs. What would he have gotten, other than some stupid Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo reference?

 

[Corpun]

Doody is really souring his credibility. It was already annoying when he was doubling down on the "1MM is DSP" bullshit. He keeps this up and he'll just be giving Phil the ammo to say trolls spread conspiracy and lie. Doody is doing the fucking most.

Doody has a fucking moment to improve when all the good detractors were at DEFCON 1, and he still does while some of the lay low but he keeps being a fucking tard.

 

[Lolidaki]

It's the trolls fault T died

no lie that gang member was a time-traveling assassin dood, they actually invented a fucking time machine to kill my best friend and ruin my life, okaaaay? that's how mentally ill these nudniks are, if Tee were alive today we'd be married by now and I'd be a five-time evo grand champion *snort*.

 

[PieceofShet]

MASSIVE rainbow here but, oh lord please be true.
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It's probably fake as you can still get to the join popup screen on his youtube page but I haven't gone farther than that.

Edit: Me dumb dumb

Who the fuck is this cloutchaser retarded? Never heard his name before but now i remember i need to avoid in future... Jesus, pathetic.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Everything is the trolls fault dood

DSP's views were declining before his move to Washington. Despite being rejected by several banks because they felt his income was too risky (for which he insulted them), he finally found a bank that would give him the loan. DSP spent more money than he had -- went into debt -- to not only move across the country for no actual reason, but to ship half of his possessions across the country. Next to none of what he ended up shipping was used to decorate his house or as furniture. He spent another ~$4-6k to buy all new furniture for the new condo, despite having left behind usable furniture when he moved. He spent thousands on a big screen 3D TV to watch movies and wrestling on. He did not spend any money upgrading his equipment (equipment would only be upgraded years later, and only when patreon goals were met. Or when people would give him stuff for free. Patreon goals were typically 2-3x the amount of the item he would buy)

DSP then continued to pay only the minimum on his debt, or not pay at all. Any successes he saw, he would immediately squander the money instead of pay off debt (See: 1 million views on his Homefront video. Instead of using momentum for his channel, he spent thousands to go on vacation 45 minutes from his condo with PandaLee).

DSP was the one who had a Connecticut CPA continue to do his taxes after moving to a different state. DSP is the one who didn't hire a Washington CPA to do taxes for Burnell Productions (which he spent years denying that it was even a business).

DSP is the one who chose to buy his first condo at an absurd price (just because property is bought at a high price doesn't mean it was worth that price, DSP). He is also the one who chose to not sell it when he went into debt to move away because he couldn't afford to sell it for less than he paid. This choice saw him paying more than what he would have lost had he just sold it immediately. DSP is also the one who refused to rent his condo out. Initially because he didn't want to have to talk to a property manager on the phone, later for his usual vague "can't do it, stupid" reasons.

Even if you accept the dumb claim that trolls are responsible for a decline in income, all his financial problems are DSP's fault, and his baffling lack of basic personal finance knowledge. Doubly baffling given he has a Business Degree and is a Mature Adult.

 

[snort inquisition]

doody hears that phil lost his monetization and makes a video then privates it and says "i need to look into it first" so you've now lost all your credibility because you make videos without really knowing anything about what you're saying

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP's views were declining before his move to Washington. Despite being rejected by several banks because they felt his income was too risky (for which he insulted them), he finally found a bank that would give him the loan. DSP spent more money than he had -- went into debt -- to not only move across the country for no actual reason, but to ship half of his possessions across the country. Next to none of what he ended up shipping was used to decorate his house or as furniture. He spent another ~$4-6k to buy all new furniture for the new condo, despite having left behind usable furniture when he moved. He spent thousands on a big screen 3D TV to watch movies and wrestling on. He did not spend any money upgrading his equipment (equipment would only be upgraded years later, and only when patreon goals were met. Or when people would give him stuff for free. Patreon goals were typically 2-3x the amount of the item he would buy)

DSP then continued to pay only the minimum on his debt, or not pay at all. Any successes he saw, he would immediately squander the money instead of pay off debt (See: 1 million views on his Homefront video. Instead of using momentum for his channel, he spent thousands to go on vacation 45 minutes from his condo with PandaLee).

DSP was the one who had a Connecticut CPA continue to do his taxes after moving to a different state. DSP is the one who didn't hire a Washington CPA to do taxes for Burnell Productions (which he spent years denying that it was even a business).

DSP is the one who chose to buy his first condo at an absurd price (just because property is bought at a high price doesn't mean it was worth that price, DSP). He is also the one who chose to not sell it when he went into debt to move away because he couldn't afford to sell it for less than he paid. This choice saw him paying more than what he would have lost had he just sold it immediately. DSP is also the one who refused to rent his condo out. Initially because he didn't want to have to talk to a property manager on the phone, later for his usual vague "can't do it, stupid" reasons.

Even if you accept the dumb claim that trolls are responsible for a decline in income, all his financial problems are DSP's fault, and his baffling lack of basic personal finance knowledge. Doubly baffling given he has a Business Degree and is a Mature Adult.

Its Tevins fault.