IP2 Holland Proudfoot / Alice's Room / hollietron / @transmikitaka / coffeecorgi / kittenslobber / based captain / darrky - IP2 thot, cutter, attention whore, alcoholic, ex trans, trap, loli, RPing furry. Serial animal abuser, psychotic, cosplay weeb, fights a porn star, born again christian & 4chan /pol/ nazi. Messy room. STINKY & GUNTED. Now with AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSS!

[MediocreMilt]

lurking? ok if you say so.

Bruh, you're always ready with a reply to shitposters, despite having an allegedly sweet life. Everybody says so.

That was like 14 hours, how were you not busy doing anything at all more fulfilling than reading what people were saying about you on the KiwiFarms?

 

[Iron Father]

She's trying to bring back the whale tail look?

 

[cistendered]

She's trying to bring back the whale tail look?

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Most Zoomers are on the ironic 80s-were-totally-rad hype train. Alice is a trendsetter though, she's on that unironic 2003-was-sick-bro hype train. I can't wait for her to singlehandedly bring back the Oakley Over the Top sunglasses:

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

how were you not busy doing anything at all more fulfilling than reading what people were saying about you on the KiwiFarms?

He's just taking a break from boning his totally real girlfriend in the fort his mom let him build in her basement, you jealous prick.

 

[msd]

So does she have aids or not

 

[Cymophane]

She's trying to bring back the whale tail look?

ah yes, 2022 the year of the whaletail ,I've been following her IG for a few months now , check it most days, I like how she didn't archive the part about her being elbowed in the face by some guy in the mosh pit.

so Holland met up with captain content for the millionth time

she even got all dolled up for the camera

all to dance for shekels again, I have to assume its working she got a few big donations for her ($10-30 USD)

she actually looked good from a certain angle

as I said certain angles..

built like a midget

do think its amusing how she doesn't have any noticeable tattoos until you look at her right arm and see a bunch of doodles that look like they belong on a bathroom in a punk venue.

they ended up meeting up with elise and andy dick for dinner.

 

[Puffer Fish]

Huh, that's an ironic bikini for a woman that was creampied by a literal nigger.

 

[Iron Father]

built like a midget

She looks like the cutest chick at the Denton trailer park cookout.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

@shawnphase recently stickynegged me in the Gertler-Miller thread and out of curiousity wanted to see where he last posted. Funny seeing you around here, Shawn!

What's it like not to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked...
Did she teach you to feel, finger to finger? Interlinked...
Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked...
Do you dream about being interlinked with Alice? Interlinked...
What's it like never to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked...
Do feel there is a part of you missing? Interlinked...

With Incels Interlinked.

With Incels Interlinked.

With Incels Interlinked.

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of the ashen fluff – and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.

 

[Nobody Important]

Huh, that's an ironic bikini for a woman that was creampied by a literal nigger.

Zoomers and their participation trophies.

22 years old, and she looks like she's 35 with 3 kids now.

 

[Puck]

ah yes, 2022 the year of the whaletail ,I've been following her IG for a few months now , check it most days, I like how she didn't archive the part about her being elbowed in the face by some guy in the mosh pit.

so Holland met up with captain content for the millionth time
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she even got all dolled up for the camera
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all to dance for shekels again, I have to assume its working she got a few big donations for her ($10-30 USD)
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she actually looked good from a certain angle
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as I said certain angles..
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built like a midget
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do think its amusing how she doesn't have any noticeable tattoos until you look at her right arm and see a bunch of doodles that look like they belong on a bathroom in a punk venue.
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they ended up meeting up with elise and andy dick for dinner.

I don't think I've ever seen a chick speed run crashing into the wall like this

 

[Chuck McGill]

I can fix her.

 

[ZeroCool129]

I can fix her.

I can fix a gangrenous broken leg, but fixing the bone doesn't mean the rot goes away.

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

I can fix her.

You would get herpes + several other stds in the process and would likely fail and be reduced to an IP2 side character.

 

[Absurdity]

lurking? ok if you say so. i been with my girl for almost a year now, yea. we are over the moon in love with each other, we've known each other since before alice was a glimmer in general's eye and always had an attraction to one another. she is amazing, i aint thinkin of no other chicks. she understands why i cared about alice how i did. it certainly doesnt make her think any less of me for being compassionate and caring about alice's wellbeing and her future. they have also been around each other online and me and no catfights or bs. understand that i will always hope for the best for her. if one day she realizes that, great, if not then i can only live with that.

look, nobody else put antibiotics on her cuts but me. nobody else told her youre putting a scar over a scar but me. do that and tell a person like that these things and see if it doesnt hurt you to do if youre a compassionate dude. yall dont care about her, but why would anyone even care if i do. what does it matter to your lawful evil asses, ahaha. a decent person wants the best for people. if im checking this thread, or sjc's thread or any thread i check here, its a weekly thing, theres 4 or 5 threads on here i check and then i grampasimpson.gif my ass outta here due to nontent, but i damn sure aint lurkin. now you dont have to wonder wiseguy, lol

You're not even close to baseline.

 

[Puck]

I can fix her.

No you can't, but I can

 

[Tabula Rasa]

a few years younger than me.

she's over 20 years younger than you, you retard groomer faggot. I can't believe I missed your massive retardation during the Joey Camp stuff, kys Craig Jakubowski.

 

[shawnphase]

who'd i groom? she was fucked up like a soup sandwich long before i ever met her. you're salty we fucked and are lashing out at me because it wasnt you. but look, i dont have issues getting laid like the majority of you dorks. im a faggot because i have dont have issues being intimate with chicks, nice logic there guy. im talking about the girl im seeing now, she's 40, im 44. can you seriously not read or something? youre really this dumb.

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

who'd i groom? she was fucked up like a soup sandwich long before i ever met her. you're salty we fucked and are lashing out at me because it wasnt you. but look, i dont have issues getting laid like the majority of you dorks. im a faggot because i have dont have issues being intimate with chicks, nice logic there guy. im talking about the girl im seeing now, she's 40, im 44. can you seriously not read or something? youre really this dumb.

Bro there's a video of her getting spitroasted by a person of basketball and a weird stoner, unprotected. You can't brag about bagging that kind of girl, it's like bragging that you got free bubble gum because you discovered that people put theirs under public tables.

 

[Cymophane]

Another day of lounging around at the beach

Alice got sun-burnt , too lazy for sunscreen smh

nice double chin btw

she's really smart applying the sunscreen after the fact