Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Aria]

Single mom?

His father worked overseas and wasn't around that much.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Why is Walmart a mecca for Aidens? Literally every time I go there are half a dozen working and non are even remotely passable. It's all FTMs, I've never seen TIM sor AGPs which is weird because you'd expect to see socially retarded perverts at Walmart.

Mine is the Mecca of Coal-Burning and the subsequent consequences

 

[Blue Slushie]

A couple of days ago I was at my grocery store when I saw this MtF with his family. He had short curly blonde hair, wears a red turtleneck sweater, a black skirt, black knee-high socks, and black Converse. He was also wearing one of those mini-backpacks. He looked tall and around the age of a teenager. I walked past him while he was talking to his sister and he was trying to sound like a girl when he clearly was using a male falsetto. What I also noticed was that his siblings were girls and he was the only male.

 

[FinnSven]

An FTM challenged a real nigga to a fight and ended up in the hospital

Hah!

Sorry, I know a FTM in real life who is a posturing wanker who likes to make out (s)he is hard.

With all due respect to actually tough women, the unfortunate fact of biology is that even the most mediocre of men are going to fare better in a fight with a woman, whether she has had her tits removed and taken testosterone or not.
Even if the woman in question can physically lift more, the heavier and denser male skeleton will always give an advantage.

 

[glass_houses]

Hah!

Sorry, I know a FTM in real life who is a posturing wanker who likes to make out (s)he is hard.

With all due respect to actually tough women, the unfortunate fact of biology is that even the most mediocre of men are going to fare better in a fight with a woman, whether she has had her tits removed and taken testosterone or not.
Even if the woman in question can physically lift more, the heavier and denser male skeleton will always give an advantage.

Many years backI used to be a member of a particularly intense jujitsu club. The female black belts were strong fighters, but even at peak fitness they would still lose a strength vs strength battle with an ordinary male. They relied on speed, flexibility and technique. They were awesome fighters and could flatten an average man, but they still couldn't go one to one all out with a male black belt, even if they'd been training the same amount of time as him or even longer. Technique will only carry you a certain way, past a certain point it becomes endurance and brute strength. And male bone is tough; I fractured a metacarpal on one guy's forearm when I was trying to spar with him, and the fucker didn't even get a bruise. I spent three weeks with my hand in a brace.

Sexual dimorphism is a bitch that exists.

Around about the same time, I was housemates with a bull dyke who was convinced she was tough and could win a fight against any man. She'd never even been in a fight with another woman, let alone a man, but she was convinced it was all about attitude. Never could convince her to come to the club with me and try fighting IRL. She thought that she could just flail her fists around and do a little shoving, and that was all there was to it. It was ridiculous and exasperating.

 

[FinnSven]

Many years backI used to be a member of a particularly intense jujitsu club. The female black belts were strong fighters, but even at peak fitness they would still lose a strength vs strength battle with an ordinary male. They relied on speed, flexibility and technique. They were awesome fighters and could flatten an average man, but they still couldn't go one to one all out with a male black belt, even if they'd been training the same amount of time as him or even longer. Technique will only carry you a certain way, past a certain point it becomes endurance and brute strength. And male bone is tough; I fractured a metacarpal on one guy's forearm when I was trying to spar with him, and the fucker didn't even get a bruise. I spent three weeks with my hand in a brace.

Sexual dimorphism is a bitch that exists.

Around about the same time, I was housemates with a bull dyke who was convinced she was tough and could win a fight against any man. She'd never even been in a fight with another woman, let alone a man, but she was convinced it was all about attitude. Never could convince her to come to the club with me and try fighting IRL. She thought that she could just flail her fists around and do a little shoving, and that was all there was to it. It was ridiculous and exasperating.

Top technique women against the average schmo, fair enough. But even then, as long as an average schmo can get a grip on her head or wrists he can then just overpower or headbutt her.
This requires very little technique.

Bull dykes who think they are rock annoy me just as much as FTM who think they are hard.
Men who think that being tough and commanding is all about attitude always end up getting a serious beating.
The ones who get worse are the ones who are humored by their friends, but then these are the ones who 100% pick on a guy who does not know them, does not know to go along with it, so they get the pasting of a lifetime.

FTM, Troons, and pretend tough guys, are all similar in the same way to J-Rock from Trailer park boys.
Everyone around them gets that they think they are this thing they clearly are not, its only when someone from outside comes in and observes them and points out the truth.
Then they start hiding in their room, crying and eventually coping.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What I also noticed was that his siblings were girls and he was the only male.

Which one was he skinwalking? Or was it the mom?

 

[oolong]

I mentioned before that TIMs are not really seen where I live but I guess that's changing, as I saw another one cashiering at a thrift store. Naturally I had gotten in his line without noticing until too late. He was short but that was the only thing going for him. He had a Nikkie Tutorials-tier wide frame and face, with foundation on so thick I could see it from several feet away. He had a shit blonde wig tied into twintail braids and a beanie on. He was talking about how much of an anime superfan he was with the chick he was waiting on.

But the "best" part was that he had some TikTok costume makeup on. Like, a red X across his eyes taking up half his face, with a black outline and glitter overtop. (Axl Megaman is the best way I can describe it...). I've worked retail before and know other girls would make fun of girls who wore too heavy make-up for shitty cashier jobs, sometimes even managers would tell people to tone down average heavyhanded looks. How the hell he's getting away with it? (Well, obvious reasons). Fortunately he wasn't weird with me, but it was hard not to stare at that sight.

 

[shinkansen]

I saw a masked MTF at a grocery store a couple days ago. Skinny dude with no muscle, pixie haircut, wearing a fancy black slit dress, but the icing on top was that he was also wearing men's running shoes. It stuck out like sore thumb.

When I spot a MTF troon in public, there is always a flaw with their outfit or they wear something sexually skimpy and inappropriate.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think I mentioned this in another topic but a couple of years ago I saw a legit troon in the local office. The troon (MtF) was with their mother, who looked on the older side, so would explain all the blatant puzzle pieces floating around the kid - grey hair and everything, maybe in their late 50s or early 60s (I knew a kid who had 65 year old parents in like grade 5 sooooo). Had long hair, and a dirty, ratty, threadbare, beat-up pink backpack with rainbows and unicorns and shit on it, and it looked like they'd had it since they were in elementary school. Their clothes were sorta middle-school stylish (a skirt and fancy longsleeve top with something like leopard pattern) even though this person was clearly in their late teens or early 20s. They'd moved from Yukon. But the most stereotypical thing about this particular troon, was the idiot was reading aloud while sitting and waiting, from either their own fanfic, or someone else's (probably their own though), and the mother seemed completely unfazed - as if this was the most normal shit in the world - by descriptions of a "female superhero" whose superpower was an "edible body" (WTF) that had the power to change 'flavors' at will. Yeah mate, tell me you're into vore, without telling me you're into vore.

There was another time I ran into a troon almost literally. This year. I was shopping and found a cart in my way and was trying to get around it and the troon appeared and said sorry about their cart being in my way (another MtF, seemed on the older side and looked more Dame Edna than Yaniv) and I'm like ok that's fine.

Then there was another MtF troon I saw in a grocery store, but this one actually worked there. Probably teens or early 20s, long dyed hair.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

There’s a MTF in my small city but given the way he goes on I think he’s less MTF and more autogynephile. Word is that he’s been a Troon for years. Trooned out leaving wife and small kids behind to pick up the pieces. Goes walking around town in his usual attire of: latex mini skirt, fishnets, thigh high heels and a lacy black top. You know, just what A Real Girl would wear to go and get shopping. Same outfit every single time. Shaved head. Late 40s.

He’s also built like an American linebacker on top, huge hulking shoulders and chest - but spindly legs. Looks like a prostituted mutant Dorito. And because he’s so easy to spot he gets stares and murmurs. So I assume he does it for kicks.

 

[one_time_user]

So, work got an email from a former employee who needed some paperwork filled out. I almost deleted it because outlook shows the sender's name. Not going to say the name but it was, with absolutely zero shame to a former employer, something like 'Sexkitty Halloween'. He was smart enough to put an 'FKA' in the actual email.

absolutely zero shame.

 

[Grub]

Was driving yesterday when a group of people suddenly stepped out in front of me on the highway. Slam on my brakes and realize it's a group of some of the grossest not even close to passing troons I've ever seen. I regretted not just grand theft autoing the fuck out of them.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

This had to be the strangest troon sighting I've seen in my life - or the weirdest relationship (out in the open).

So we went to a luxury shopping mall in Toronto (those of you who live in that city will probably know the one). There was a high end bakery in the mall and as I was waiting in line someone barged in front of me rudely in a green skirt.

I noticed it was a man in a frilly green skirt with a blouse with puffed sleeves, heels with long pink nails with big gems. This was a petite white guy, looked about 5'4 and he wore no makeup and didn't bother with a wig either. He looked like he was literally playing dress up in his sisters closet. Then I saw a large, much older and well dressed Arabic looking man come behind him and wrap his hands around his waist carrying all these bags and packages from luxury stores. As the troon made his order for cupcakes and donuts in a high pitched gay lisp (literally the full on the gay voice stereotype) the Arab man moved more into him and began to pet his back and as their cupcakes and desserts were being packed up he picked him up (literally picked him up like a child) and kissed him. What a strange relationship. The way they walked away holding hands was like child and parent. Can anyone explain this dynamic? the term little white sex slave floated in the back of my mind.

 

[Cringe newfag]

This had to be the strangest troon sighting I've seen in my life - or the weirdest relationship (out in the open).

So we went to a luxury shopping mall in Toronto (those of you who live in that city will probably know the one). There was a high end bakery in the mall and as I was waiting in line someone barged in front of me rudely in a green skirt.

I noticed it was a man in a frilly green skirt with a blouse with puffed sleeves, heels with long pink nails with big gems. This was a petite white guy, looked about 5'4 and he wore no makeup and didn't bother with a wig either. He looked like he was literally playing dress up in his sisters closet. Then I saw a large, much older and well dressed Arabic looking man come behind him and wrap his hands around his waist carrying all these bags and packages from luxury stores. As the troon made his order for cupcakes and donuts in a high pitched gay lisp (literally the full on the gay voice stereotype) the Arab man moved more into him and began to pet his back and as their cupcakes and desserts were being packed up he picked him up (literally picked him up like a child) and kissed him. What a strange relationship. The way they walked away holding hands was like child and parent. Can anyone explain this dynamic? the term little white sex slave floated in the back of my mind.

The Arab probably just didn't want to be gay, lol. I bet he's pathologically homophobic and nearly lost his mind over his own gay desires, before pressurising his boy-toy into this. Or else he just went looking for a HSTS from the start.

 

[TypicalSemite]

The Arab probably just didn't want to be gay, lol. I bet he's pathologically homophobic and nearly lost his mind over his own gay desires, before pressurising his boy-toy into this. Or else he just went looking for a HSTS from the start.

In Iran they force gays to transition to women since it's viewed as less gay. They're not Arab though.

 

[FonDelme]

Top technique women against the average schmo, fair enough. But even then, as long as an average schmo can get a grip on her head or wrists he can then just overpower or headbutt her.
This requires very little technique.

Bull dykes who think they are rock annoy me just as much as FTM who think they are hard.
Men who think that being tough and commanding is all about attitude always end up getting a serious beating.
The ones who get worse are the ones who are humored by their friends, but then these are the ones who 100% pick on a guy who does not know them, does not know to go along with it, so they get the pasting of a lifetime.

FTM, Troons, and pretend tough guys, are all similar in the same way to J-Rock from Trailer park boys.
Everyone around them gets that they think they are this thing they clearly are not, its only when someone from outside comes in and observes them and points out the truth.
Then they start hiding in their room, crying and eventually coping.

Right, and here is the thing: tough women(or men)don't typically look for fights.

Infact, they're so used to fighting or sparing, they tend to become slow to anger.

I mean if you can beat up 95 percent of the population, violence isn't usually the first method....

Only emotionally immature dipshits or bullies try to physically intimidate as primary method anyways. Usually, they tend to he cowards, hence why they overcompensate

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What a strange relationship. The way they walked away holding hands was like child and parent. Can anyone explain this dynamic? the term little white sex slave floated in the back of my mind.

You might be looking for the practice of bacha bazi.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

You might be looking for the practice of bacha bazi.

He looked young too. Probably over 18 but baby faced with a diminutive frame a bit like a boy. It looks like the Arab guy was living out this bacha bazi fantasy with someone who looked the part.

 

[Moosebonker]

Exiting a small tribute act gig, entering a pop-up bar in the street, grabbing a few pints and as I sat down at one of the picnic tables, I made eye contact with a Troon at the next table. I had been aware of this person as they were wearing a full-length ball-gown, green/blue/purple and every square inch covered in sequins. Long blonde wig with green highlights (xxl to fit his massive cranium). Must have been 6'3". Took a covert pic as he left with a gender blob and another couple.