Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Baguette Child]

Had the displeasure to be served by one of these creatures at Olive Garden yesterday. Totally fucked up my mothers birthday party.

He was clearly a man; from the grimy five o clock shadow on his face to his adams apple, but kept putting on this incredibly obnoxious falsetto. Had his hair ass length and tied in the back (dyed ketchup red because of course it was). Would throw the word "hun" or "dearie" at the end of virtually every sentence he uttered. Kept pushing his way into my private conversation with my fucking family to add in his own commentary. Literally said "but hey we girls are just like that aren't we" at one point.

I could barely choke down my shitty fucking overpriced italian garbage it was so annoying. Paid $98 for the privilege of having some nasty ass pervert harass my relatives for an hour. Next year we'll just go to fucking McDs.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Never saw one in real life. I pray to Science that Progress progresses fast so that I can start seeing these creatures, they sound so bizarre from what I hear

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Never saw one in real life. I pray to Science that Progress progresses fast so that I can start seeing these creatures, they sound so bizarre from what I hear

Be careful with these kinds of wishes. You might regret it just a bit too late.

 

[Ruin]

Why is Walmart a mecca for Aidens? Literally every time I go there are half a dozen working and non are even remotely passable. It's all FTMs, I've never seen TIM sor AGPs which is weird because you'd expect to see socially retarded perverts at Walmart.

 

[2525ABC]

Kinda glad the uk resembles the face of the sun temperature wise as no troons have set foot outside kest they melt

Unsafe shaking crying etc

Sidenote: Why is doing up the top button of a too-small shirt an enby thing? They just look like they're choking

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Why is Walmart a mecca for Aidens? Literally every time I go there are half a dozen working and non are even remotely passable. It's all FTMs, I've never seen TIM sor AGPs which is weird because you'd expect to see socially retarded perverts at Walmart.

Because men who work at wal-mart are loser video game addicts who just want to be left alone, Women who work at Wal-mart are old ladies or overly socialized sluts, and the moment a FTM shows up and worms their way into the Circle of Sluts then they all decide to FTM it up because its fashionable.

 

[Hambubger]

An FTM challenged a real nigga to a fight and ended up in the hospital

 

[Abella]

I took my mom to lunch Saturday and the guy waiting on us was the textbook definition of putting in 1% effort to pass and expecting everyone else to do the other 99%.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I live in a small town so the odds of me seeing one are rare. However, I was at a convention not too long ago and saw somebody wearing a necklage that looked like an LED sign. On it, the person had their pronouns, gender identity, and sexuality listed on it. The guy was a slob too that didn't really pass.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Why is Walmart a mecca for Aidens? Literally every time I go there are half a dozen working and non are even remotely passable. It's all FTMs, I've never seen TIM sor AGPs which is weird because you'd expect to see socially retarded perverts at Walmart.

It's probably just the area that you live in. Over here, it's the complete opposite with all of the TIMs skulking about.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Work in a very conservative, god-fearing, gas the gays kind town, and somehow had one come in in fucking cat ears. I wish I was making this up. They've become a regular as I see them at least once a week. Always wearing cat ears and a dress, and with what I assume is their girlfriend, a, I assume, cis girl.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I was in Budapest for a week, and on my last day as I was getting out of the metro I saw a troon passing by me that looked just like Klinger from M*A*S*H. Though I guess his fashion was a little more up-to-date.

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How fucking dare you, Klinger has more fashion sense in his pinkie than the entire fashion industry does rolled together.

And Klinger was doing it so he would be deemed crazy and get sent home. He never thought he was a real woman, he just hoped the act would be convincing enough for Blake or Potter to give him a one-way ticket back to Toldeo.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Had the displeasure to be served by one of these creatures at Olive Garden yesterday. Totally fucked up my mothers birthday party.

He was clearly a man; from the grimy five o clock shadow on his face to his adams apple, but kept putting on this incredibly obnoxious falsetto. Had his hair ass length and tied in the back (dyed ketchup red because of course it was). Would throw the word "hun" or "dearie" at the end of virtually every sentence he uttered. Kept pushing his way into my private conversation with my fucking family to add in his own commentary. Literally said "but hey we girls are just like that aren't we" at one point.

I could barely choke down my shitty fucking overpriced italian garbage it was so annoying. Paid $98 for the privilege of having some nasty ass pervert harass my relatives for an hour. Next year we'll just go to fucking McDs.

Contact corporate and complain.
Hell, I remember when people would be given shit for using "dearie" or "hun" in a professional setting.
Fuck it, they call you and your mom "Karens" behind your back, anyway.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Contact corporate and complain.
Hell, I remember when people would be given shit for using "dearie" or "hun" in a professional setting.
Fuck it, they call you and your mom "Karens" behind your back, anyway.

Yeah, that's the kind of thing you can only pull off in certain cases. Like if it were an older grandma type of woman working the table it would be completely fine, not some deranged troon.

Personally I have never seen a troon in the wild, at least in person. Once indirectly...there was a guy I worked with back in college who trooned after graduation, but I've long since nuked my FB and forgot his last name so I can't really check.

I'm pretty sure he was just gay and into drag so I hope he finally went that route rather than the hormones and SRS.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

I do doordash/grubhub full-time, and since I live in the Bay Area I'm in ground zero for a lot of this bullshit so I can give a good account from being out and about all day.

First of all, 99.5% of all of the middle and high school kids I see while working look totally normal, Yahweh be praised. With that out of the way here are the specimens I've seen/ unfortunately had to interact with:

• For that remaining .5% I do see who are trooning out they're your standard awkward looking skinny guys in skirts who look like they spend way too much fucking time online.
• Doordash has their own virtual grocery/convenience store called Dashmart with warehouse locations in various markets where drivers pick their orders up from. Unfortunately one of the employees on the second shift at the one in my area is a troon who dresses completely inappropriate for a warehouse job (Long flowing skirts, one night they wore a fucking beret), has the high pitched mickey mouse voice, wears a mask, and of course wears Zelda shit. It cracks me up when I see the older Middle Eastern drivers interacting with him, because the absolute look of disgust and hatred on their faces for having to deal with someone who'd be stoned to death back home is priceless. Whenever I do orders there and that freak isn't there I breathe a sigh of relief that I don't have to interact with them.
• I saw another teenage tranny while eating at Mcdonalds with stupid cat ear bluetooth headphones and a Link hoodie. Latch onto a new video game franchise that's not Nintendo related for Christ's sake.
• I've noticed I see a lot more troons in the town where my county government is based out of more than anywhere else. My hypothesis for that is because that's where all of the government, legal, and county program offices are located.
• In the same aforementioned town I saw a troon walking down the sidewalk in leather pants and a bikini top but their gait and build looked completely male so no fooling anybody here. Once again completely inappropriate clothing for public or for work.
• A middle aged white man who looked AGP crossing the street in a black, fetish-y looking mini dress, thigh high stockings, a purple wig from Party City, and to make this get up even more ridiculous they had a Goddamn blind's person cane. Nigger you can't even see so thinking you were born the wrong sex is seriously the last thing you should be worrying about.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Passed one on the street- around 6'2, wearing a choker and bad 1970s wig, huge fluorescent bandaid on his knee, tight and low-cut tie dye shirt obviously from the ladies' dept and too small. Literally mincing.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Saw a guy in town the other day just in passing. A bit like the poster above they were a tall skinny guy in a baggy shirt and long skirt.

There's a pattern with those men where they try to starve themselves to slim down into a woman's physique, only to find their bones are bigger than they thought. I met a "non binary" guy in September who had clearly done the same thing. Very skinny with no muscle definition whatsoever, makeup and a crop top. Makes me a little sad to see that kind of potential wasted chasing some dream that will never ever come true.

 

[Trannythan Trooniv]

So at San Francisco airport (im here for a business trip) i say a guy with HUGE shoulders wearing a short pink dress he was really scary looking and his passport was F.

I chuckled from behind and he approached me i had to scram as fast as possible.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I had the displeasure of meeting a troon child recently. It was a boy dressing as a girl with a mock half cut with pink highlights. Shockingly the kid wasn’t in a dress though, just a purple top and bike shorts. The kid was obsessed with taking silly faced snapshot photos with flowery filters on them. And yes the child did seem to have a tism.
No father in sight as well.

 

[umami's milk]

The Los Angeles and New York DMVs are prime spots for troon watching, try it.