Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I could give a shit about the money, lots of morons make way more than that while doing nothing except making the world slightly worse. It's the frenzied paper shredding going on at groomer HQ and the near certainty that nothing will happen to anyone who used the opportunity to take advantage of vulnerable teens that makes me slightly MATI. I don't care about internet drama enough to get worked up over it but when there's kids involved it's different. Whoever impersonated Keffals pretending to have a shitty handgun (as if his mom would let him) gave that whole group cover to do whatever they want while blowing off any suspicion of harm as transphobic trolling.
 
Funny shit so far, but I honestly think this'll end up being a nothingburger. I want as much as anyone else for this to end up being a CP bust, but chances are they're not going to look that deep into Keffals' shit.

And I doubt they'll give a shit about the HRT stuff - it's Canada, they're more liable to give him a medal for grooming kids than any kind of legal hassle. Not to mention some sperg has certainly reported the HRT directory in the past and nothing's come of it.
 
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What an exceptional year this is turning out to be.
I do find it sincerely impressive just how much content Keffals has produced in such a short time. Within the span of a few months, he's had more drama, more arcs, more autistic meltdowns, and more hilarious lore reveals than any other cow I've followed. Most cows have maybe one thing as hilarious as the findom fart porn, for example, but that's just par for the course with Keffals.

Say what you will about trannies, but they know how to speedrun.
 
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I do find it sincerely impressive just how much content Keffals has produced in such a short time. Within the span of a few months, she's had more drama, more arcs, more autistic meltdowns, and more hilarious lore reveals than any other cow I've followed. Most cows have maybe one thing as hilarious as the findom fart porn, for example, but that's just par for the course with Keffals.

Say what you will about trannies, but they know how to speedrun.
They're also most likely to speedrun their life, I don't see this unstable, unhinged tranny making it past 40.
 
Based Swatter got this Pedos devices taken, hopefully they find CP and get this faggot ass nigga arrested
Yeah. It was very "based" of the swatter to give Keffals the most perfect grift imaginable with him raking in Twitter retweets/interactions and YouTube views by the score, getting him trending with the most media attention he's gotten in quite a while, all with a GoFundMe of $58,000 USD (and counting). It does nothing except help devalue the genuine criticism and backlash Keffals has gotten in the past few months and give him victim status. I really doubt the police will even end up searching far enough into Keffals' hard drive and phone to find anything properly incriminating. Swatting is retarded and does nothing except waste police man-hours, resources, and has gotten people killed in the past. It's not even just the life of the streamer being swatted, it can put the lives of other people in the house at risk, along with pets (dogs especially).

Basically: swatting is fucking retarded and you're being optimistic if you think this entire situation is going to lead to Keffals being busted for CP.

Funny shit so far, but I honestly think this'll end up being a nothingburger. I want as much as anyone else for this to end up being a CP bust, but chances are they're not going to look that deep into Keffals' shit.

And I doubt they'll give a shit about the HRT stuff - it's Canada, they're more liable to give him a medal for grooming kids than any kind of legal hassle. Not to mention some sperg has certainly reported the HRT directory in the past and nothing's come of it.
Pretty much. I'd say this situation is really just a net positive for Keffals and he's playing up the whole "trauma" aspect for a grift on an even larger scale.
 
I'm calling it now. Lucus swatted himself for clout and grift opportunities.

Hey Lucus, I hope you wiped all the evidence off your computer, the cops are looking for a swatting scapegoat and you could be it.
There's no proof he was "swatted" at all.

So far it looks like it's much more likely it was a legitimate police raid
 
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