A small bit of Dez lore:
At 2:55 Boogie says that Dez flew out home because her cousin was recently released from jail and she was helping him get settled while Boogie stayed in Fayetteville. This episode was released in October 2017, close to when they eventually divorced. The guy Dez left Boogie for, nickname "Skinny Pete" by KF, was a felon who did time, idk if he was released around this time. Pretty sure
@YaBoi megapost on Boogie's relationships says that at first Dez said Skinny Pete was her cousin before eventually dating him, but I cba to find it. Not sure if this was pointed out but it proves Dez was cucking Boogie by the end of their marriage.
He says at 1:30 that he got a girlfriend who "moved in with him"... like... when? Boogie claims this was 20 years ago, so it would have been around 2000 or so.
Boogie's only """"""""confirmed""""""" girlfriends around that time were:
1. The Feeder who HE moved in with and she apparently lived like an hour/2 hours away from where he was living.
2. The girl who cheated on him with "his best friend" and caused most of Boogie's friends to stop hanging out with him (his words), who I'm gonna assume WASN'T Chad because that would be very awkward lol When he spoke about her at the start of his YT career (where I believe he was dating her at the time), he never mentioned her living with him and she never appeared in any video.
It's weird how often Dez had to "leave to go back home for a family emergency" and would spend weeks at a time away from Boogie lol It's almost like she was escaping him to fuck other guys back in her home town. The bit you mentioned was interesting because Boogie seems awkward mentioning it and said to her that he "didn't want any part of that" so he DECIDED to stay home whilst she went. The dude 100% knew his wife was cheating on him, why else would you randomly say it so fucking weirdly that your wife was helping out someone and how you didn't want to be involved so volunteered to stay home (not like Boogie ever really travelled much with her for her stuff anyway.)
3:20 - "The house is big enough, I see him for maybe 5 minutes every 3 days." Lol, what? How pathetic is that, that you live with your best friend who apparently you pay to be your personal assistant, and you see him once every 3 days for 5 minutes? Their house isn't that big, not to power level but my house is similar in size and if I didn't see someone for 3 days, I would be incredibly worried lol I love he tries to justify it later on by claiming it's because Chad sleeps all day... but so does Boogie. Boogie always admits he sits up all night long and sleeps to after lunchtime every day.
Also, it might just be me but in his clip he claims he met Chad because they immediately bonded over a game of magic and how Chad is basically a hermit who hides in his room 24/7 and is even more pathetic than Boogie. Didn't he in a different clip claim that he met Chad because he personally taught Chad how to play magic because Chad "who looks like a model" came into the game store, asked how much a box of cards were that he got from a friend as a payment to a debt and then asked Boogie to teach him to play randomly so they became best friends? Now Chad is a socially retarded hermit who lives in a box and leaves the room once every 72 hours to shower and eat. Does this friend who has the looks of a model not ever had a girlfriend in the 20 years Boogie has lived with him?
Come on guys, a dog bit his face, it’s not a stroke.
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Is this the same dog that also bit his penis when he was 3 years old and bit clean through his dick? Or is this man just a delicacy to dogs?
I wanted to do this for a while, but I didn't have the time. This is at Microsoft main HQ. He announces that he will make video games controllable with one's mind for the lazy, even though others will do the work. Completely not photoshopped!
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...could you like... stop with the fan art? This is like the 3rd time is 2 pages you've tried to make a joke that "haha boogie is bill gates" I get it's your name, but holy fuck.
His suicide baiting is pathetic, because he himself admits he won't do it but he just "wants to die" but instead of killing himself, he would rather sit there and eat 10,000 calories a day in hopes that he will die early. Like, what kind of goal is that? I smoked quite heavily for about 5 years and only got off them in the last year because I got hit by Covid very badly. I wasn't smoking for 5 years "hoping I'd die earlier", that shit is retard. What fucking suicide method is that, that at 18 he decided to eat himself to 600lbs in hopes he'd die at 50 instead of 60. Wow, what a suicidal dude, willing to wait ONLY 32 years to die instead of 42.
He doesn't really have any highlights this week. His best highlights were his apology video which was the 1st of August or him calling Ethan Klein fat to try and drum up the rivalry but that went nowhere. Apart from that he's either been sperging about Magic cards or talking about his exercise regime, which is about 300 steps back from what he was claiming he was doing 2 months ago as his reintroduction to working out. Now he's gone from 70 minutes of laps a night to standing in the pool and bouncing in place for a few minutes whilst using his phone in the pool and sitting in the hot tub.
Edited to remove quote and your personal story bit since you don't want it out there.
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