DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FunkyFlashman]

Doody is in a rush to be the first one out there with videos and any piece of DSP gossip. Speculating openly on that platform is the worst thing you can do as a detractor because it just makes Phil the victim here when he can instantly prove you wrong. That's why all these people saying Wings trolls should strike Phil's channels are out of their minds because it would just make him even more insufferable.

The best detractors research, take their time to deploy their shit so that all Phil can do is squirm, shake his jowls and stare at the ceiling when it's brought up. Secret Limited and Piece of Peace, hell even Snort Burnell waits a day or two and the only editorializing they do is the title of a mostly uncut video of his streams.

My advice to Doody is quit chasing the "breaking" news , because all you may end up doing is allowing Pgil more ammo to say "See guys, the mentally ill detractors just lie and lie, this is totally wrong." ,when you just need to let him hang himself with his own rope.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Speaking of which:
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Here is Dr. Disrespect throwing a 63 yard pass during 49ers practice.
He is the same age as Philbert. That is all.

Thats really cool. Dr Disrespect is actually good at videogames, has tons of fans, is married yet crushes fan puss on the reg, is in great shape, and is extremely wealthy and can basically spend anything he wants on mobile games and its just a drop in the bucket to his bank account. What a guy!

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP's views were declining before his move to Washington. Despite being rejected by several banks because they felt his income was too risky (for which he insulted them), he finally found a bank that would give him the loan. DSP spent more money than he had -- went into debt -- to not only move across the country for no actual reason, but to ship half of his possessions across the country. Next to none of what he ended up shipping was used to decorate his house or as furniture. He spent another ~$4-6k to buy all new furniture for the new condo, despite having left behind usable furniture when he moved. He spent thousands on a big screen 3D TV to watch movies and wrestling on. He did not spend any money upgrading his equipment (equipment would only be upgraded years later, and only when patreon goals were met. Or when people would give him stuff for free. Patreon goals were typically 2-3x the amount of the item he would buy)

DSP then continued to pay only the minimum on his debt, or not pay at all. Any successes he saw, he would immediately squander the money instead of pay off debt (See: 1 million views on his Homefront video. Instead of using momentum for his channel, he spent thousands to go on vacation 45 minutes from his condo with PandaLee).

DSP was the one who had a Connecticut CPA continue to do his taxes after moving to a different state. DSP is the one who didn't hire a Washington CPA to do taxes for Burnell Productions (which he spent years denying that it was even a business).

DSP is the one who chose to buy his first condo at an absurd price (just because property is bought at a high price doesn't mean it was worth that price, DSP). He is also the one who chose to not sell it when he went into debt to move away because he couldn't afford to sell it for less than he paid. This choice saw him paying more than what he would have lost had he just sold it immediately. DSP is also the one who refused to rent his condo out. Initially because he didn't want to have to talk to a property manager on the phone, later for his usual vague "can't do it, stupid" reasons.

Even if you accept the dumb claim that trolls are responsible for a decline in income, all his financial problems are DSP's fault, and his baffling lack of basic personal finance knowledge. Doubly baffling given he has a Business Degree and is a Mature Adult.

I believe he took out a 10k loan to move his junk across the country. In 2015 there was a big event I can't remember was it the adpocolype? anyways he stated during this time that he took out a "business loan". And one of the most striking things in the bank leaks was that he never paid off the lease for his BMW. He still owed them 2k even years later when he began making good money again around 2017. Never do business with Phil because he will not pay you back. Apparently these retards at the banks haven'f figured this out cause he keeps getting loans and credit cards.

 

[Poo Twister]

A list of terms that Phil uses and the definition, for anyone new to the farms after the RTU thrashing.


I've been a content creator for 14 years: He's better than you.

Support: Money

Meaningful: Normal

Chill: Pressure

It is what it is: He'll be tweeting about this later.

My fans: Idiots

My trolls: Idiots

Detractors: Distinguished gentleman who enjoy a good laugh.

Derich: Formally his tragic elephant man, currently the porn king of Canada.

Tevin: Nigger

Pewdiepie: The lost dream

John Rambo: Queen Of Hate

Kat: Convenience

TIHYDP: Ruined his image.

Bankruptcy: Success.

WWE Champions: Conspiracy bullshit.

Conspiracy bullshit: A fact.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So is Phil the Town Retard, the Town Drunk, the Town Beggar, or the Town Whoore.

Yes.

And you forgot the Town Crier.

And Village Fucktard.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I wouldn't get too worked up about the fact that one person said something stupid and wrong about DSP. Of course he's going to jump on that. But remember, he's a liar. He'll say anything he wants about anything, and doesn't care in the slightest if it's at all coherent or if he's being at all consistent.

The bank leaks are WWE Champions addiction are both 100% real and he said the same thing about them, too.

EDIT: To put it better, he has the luxury of being able to lie and be wrong about anything because he doesn't give a fuck. The people keeping him accountable have to actually do their due diligence every single step of the way.

 

[FaXmachine]

Of course Phil would call out Doody when practically every other clip channel is down, so he can talk his shit narrative safely.

I've noticed Phil's ego is making him cocky lately, starting fights with Rich and detractors, I hope he keeps up these retarded fights since he will attract the wrong person lol.

 

[Iron Hamster]

what's to stop fifty detractors from pitching in a dollar each

The will to keep that dollar more than Phail has in their pocket.

Phil thinking of getting a back tattoo when he was younger is hilarious as it is stupid. All because of his sweaty jpegs. What would he have gotten, other than some stupid Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo reference?

Foreseeing a hoax hate crime with bank leaks, he would have gotten a 'juicy' tramp stamp.

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

The actual mature adults that know how life really works know this. It was performance for the dents that have other adults pay their bills.

In case we're all wondering what days Phil works out, well, it's during his "shower days." It's been noted that he only showers before the night before his day off. The rest of the week, he takes bird baths. So, do with this information with you will.

Shower days. I fucking can't!

All I got from this is that apparently Phail drinks milk every other day. (see what I did there?)

"It says here some guy named Scopely stole all my money. Tu-huh, can you believe this, gais?"

That would have been a more believable lie.

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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I know, right Phail? That dsp gaming does it all the time except they actually publish the videos!

hopefully snowkarl sees this and asks phil what he thinks about it

Here's a better clip so you can see it's actually him:

 

[DeeTracktor]

Who gives a fuck what Doody Stream has to say or how far Dr Disrespect can throw a football, you mad bunch of autist

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Doody Streams suck. Hate the guy's voice

 

[Iron Hamster]

Who gives a fuck what Doody Stream has to say or how far Dr Disrespect can throw a football, you mad bunch of autist

I want to see Phail blow it off like the nothingburger it is while claiming his playing champions is the same nothingburger.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I want to see Phail blow it off like the nothingburger it is while claiming his playing champions is the same nothingburger.

Id like to see the good Dr carry a gallon of milk in from the garage with no hand cart, then Id be impressed

 

[MoonRocker]

Of course I have to schedule my trip to Mexico right in the middle of a lolcow crossover, and miss the slapfight between one balding manchild and another already fat, bald cuck. Can’t wait to catch up on the full video content itself (since drama-related habbenings are relatively rare in the DSPverse these days) once I get back but kudos to the usual suspects who were posting frequent updates about yesterday’s prestream.

From the little snippets that were posted on the Farms, I see that Phil really hasn’t added anything new to his playbook: trolls ruined my business; I only started begging because of the 2015 copyright strikes; I’m super-duper-mega happy; I love my life and family; my content is meaningful; everyone who dares criticize me is suffering from some form of mental illness because I only produce chill, meaningful, quality content that changes people’s lives and has never hurt anyone or anybody; I’m a changed man and my content makes people happy; my videos add value to the internet because of their content. I mean, the word delusional doesn’t even begin to capture the dissociative insanity that Phil’s brain has entered into to cajole himself into believing he’s not a massive loser who once had fleeting internet fame and has lost it all. Years of deluding oneself that all their challenges and negative events were never one’s fault and is akin to preventing yourself from ever growing as a human being: learning from your mistakes and failures are what define a person’s character, simply admonishing blame onto everybody else’s prevents a necessary level of introspection that is required to become a better person.

There is one trope that he’s lately been dishing out that that is just *chef’s kiss* every time some minor trolling happens to him: muh wife cries over the fapping video mentions/ memes. This is typical narcissistic behavior to demonstrate how perceived negative actions towards Phil just doesn’t hurt him, but also hurt this phantom human being that nobody has seen in almost half a decade. The best part about even mentioning that Shamu is apparently hurt over such ridicule is that nobody in their right mind would even care. Who is this call to pity for? The dents? They haven’t seen his gross ass wife in years either. There’s just no emotional connection between his audience and this ghost of a person who only exists during Phil’s day off when they both go splurge on fast food.

Also, fucking disgusting that Phil pivoted the bank leaks into a full on identity theft issue. One of my corporate accounts was compromised by a terminated employee and the work to implement ACH debit block to prevent the closing of the account and further theft of funds was just a nightmarish process that took hours of forensic accounting to go through. I can’t even imagine what Phil’s reaction would be if he had to go through hundreds of transactions that were not originated by him and how much he’d bitch and complain about it, hop on the world largest megaphone to paint himself as a victim and demand pity funds to make up for this injustice. We’ve seen none of that but only mentioning this identity theft canard whenever it suits him (plus dumbfuck doesn’t resize that the banks reimburse you rather quickly in these issues).

If you ever wondered what removing feelings of shame in a human being would do to a person, DSP is that test case we’ve been waiting for.

 

[Let's recap the situation]

John Rambo: Queen Of Hate

You forgot Howard: Former business associate who Felipe detest personally even more than Rambo.

 

[TJGamebox]

I can already hear Phil today…

“LOOK AT THIS GUISE! This one guy lied, so everything is a lie!!! Ackacack!”

Highly regarded Phil is just going to make himself look worse while his yes men mods and delusionals (and role player fans, we know…) agree with Phil

 

[Iron Hamster]

Was listening to a @Piece of Peace video about the Line app and (I hope you're sitting down) Phail doesn't know how shit works again.
His claim is he needs a landline for a cheap bundle (TV/net/phone) and he saves money. However, A TV/net bundle is even cheaper.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

So when can we expect a response from ReviewtechUSA?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Crazy to think DSP believes he "won" his feud with RTU with that rant.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Doody is in a rush to be the first one out there with videos and any piece of DSP gossip. Speculating openly on that platform is the worst thing you can do as a detractor because it just makes Phil the victim here when he can instantly prove you wrong. That's why all these people saying Wings trolls should strike Phil's channels are out of their minds because it would just make him even more insufferable.

The best detractors research, take their time to deploy their shit so that all Phil can do is squirm, shake his jowls and stare at the ceiling when it's brought up. Secret Limited and Piece of Peace, hell even Snort Burnell waits a day or two and the only editorializing they do is the title of a mostly uncut video of his streams.

My advice to Doody is quit chasing the "breaking" news , because all you may end up doing is allowing Pgil more ammo to say "See guys, the mentally ill detractors just lie and lie, this is totally wrong." ,when you just need to let him hang himself with his own rope.

Why are you trying to appease Phil? He will call anything lies, haven't you guys figured this out yet? Hate doody because he's an annoying faggot. It doesn't need to be more complicated than that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So when can we expect a response from ReviewtechUSA?

He did it last night