DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LostMy1stAccount]

"...you see, everything started when I was laid off from my Jhab in 2009"

 

[Yung Dalph]

Thanks a lot Doody you double gorilla nigger, now Phail is gonna use your low IQ retardation to imply that every single detractor is as stupid as you are and does the same shit you do. Just delete your Youtube account out of shame at this point.

He'd do that anyways. No matter how you troll him you're still gonna be put with the Freds of the world. Not saying that Doody is right to spread unfounded nonsense, just that in Phil's head, everyone is out to get him and they're all as evil as the most evil one of them.

 

[Pargon]

Someone mentioned a few pages back that if Phil was caught murdering someone red-handed that he'd deny it to his grave. I mostly agree, I think this is how it'd go. Imagine if Phil killed a detractor, any detractor.

At the scene of the crime as the police cuff him
"AM I BEING DETAINED? I DID NOTHING WRONG! WHAT ARE YOU ARRESTING ME FOR? THE TROLLS PROBABLY LEFT YOU A PACKAGE OF OUT-OF-KHANTEXT CLIPS THAT ARE COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND UNTRUE! WHAT!? I AM GETTING ARRESTED FOR FIRST! DEGREE! MURDER! WHAT FIRST DEGREE MURDER HAVE I COMMITTED YOU LAME-BRAINED PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT! I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED FIRST DEGREE MURDER! EVER! AND! THAT! PISSES! ME! OFF!"

In the interrogation room
"I have said this months and months ago! Do I know the victim? Yes of course I do! Am I in some way related to his death? I guess if you wanna say that, but it's only because I told my fans not to listen to him and that he's a no-life basement dwelling troll who should be dealt with, alright. The internet is still a Wild West where everything goes, alright. But I didn't kill him, okay. See what I mean? You cops take a nugget of truth and spin it and twist it into something completely different! It's called moving the goalpost!"

In the courtroom
"Your honor, you have it completely WRONG! Me murdering that piece of shit detractor in cold blood? Didn't happen! What I suspect happened is that the trolls secretly killed him and then lured me onto the crime scene with a bloody knife in my hand wearing and a bloodied shirt without me knowing! As a matter of fact it was probably YOU, YES YOU who killed him!"

In prison, applying for parole
"Of course I killed that guy! But it was in self defense! Imagine if you had a sandwich shahp, okay. And someone tried rahbbing it, alright. And they had a gun pointed at you, okay. If you pulled out a shotgun from under the counter and shot him *mimics himself taking out a shotgun and shooting some guy* it would be self-defense, right? See what I mean? That guy came into my streams, MY PLACE OF BUSINESS, and started spreading complete fabricated unfactual lies about me and my stream and threatened my FAMILY! I was within my right to protect my life and property with deadly force!"

On the first stream he does after he's released from prison
"The trolls still keep saying *retard voice* "Oh! Phil killed a detractor in 2022 in cold blood!" That was ages and ages and ages ago and it has nothing to do with me or my khantent! I was just an immature kid at that point! I have changed! I matured! Besides, I killed that detractor as a joke! I wanted to see how those limp dick loser detractors would react!"

Utter fiction. Phil would be shived in the showers his first month in after calling the black guy in for 25 to life a fucking nigger under his breath.

Astonishing how close his reaction to being arrested (which I believe) is to the histrionic screeching Tomlinson was recorded doing though.

 

[Iron Father]

Utter fiction. Phil would be shived in the showers his first month in after calling the black guy in for 25 to life a fucking nigger under his breath.

Astonishing how close his reaction to being arrested (which I believe) is to the histrionic screeching Tomlinson was recorded doing though.

He'd die trying to kill anybody so he'd never be imprisoned in the first place.

 

[Plastic Love]

He'd die trying to kill anybody so he'd never be imprisoned in the first place.

The police would say "This man cannot even lift a half gallon of milk and needs a hand cart to carry groceries. He can't even remove an item from his closet without getting winded. He could not possibly have killed anyone."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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I thought you didn't read the Farms, Phil? And you told your dents to not come here, either. How did you find out about this?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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Nice self-own there showing that his detractors have more integrity than him.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

''Rich is a sad story...''

DSP, a man who begs for cheeseburger money at 40 years old

August 09 2022

He's trying to have a pizza party and making his audience buy HIS pizza and then buy their own pizzas too.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

The police would say "This man cannot even lift a half gallon of milk and needs a hand cart to carry groceries. He can't even remove an item from his closet without getting winded. He could not possibly have killed anyone."

Speaking of which:

Here is Dr. Disrespect throwing a 63 yard pass during 49ers practice.
He is the same age as Philbert. That is all.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

oh god the best wings channel started mass uploaded old videos from when they were suspended and hes got one of wings watching the daily beg with the champions video, he says phil has a unique voice and should be in games.....this dude is such a cuck for dsp its so fucking sad man

 

[We Are The Witches]

RTU's chatlogs for that stream, there's quite the amount of characters in there, and some conversations between certain people (stuff that makes me wonder if some have basic capabilities of deduction, or if they live as if they were in a dream, where nothing makes sense, but everything can at the same time).

 

[Wurstbrot]

oh god the best wings channel started mass uploaded old videos from when they were suspended and hes got one of wings watching the daily beg with the champions video, he says phil has a unique voice and should be in games.....this dude is such a cuck for dsp its so fucking sad man

When a fork on a chalkboard which regurgitates bodily matter of various phases sounds unique to him, then I can't really disagree. This is unique.

 

[Pargon]

He'd die trying to kill anybody so he'd never be imprisoned in the first place.

I’d agree with you were it not for one exception: vehicular manslaughter.

 

[Corpun]

What are the odds he pulls this out of the closet next cleaning stream? He'd complains about it being sticky and covered in white stuff that must be paint or something that melted off the walls and only covered this black cat statues massive bust.

Its Tevins fault.

No one ever taught DSP basic finances. Nothing he could do!

Aw that's fucking nasty. A whore's bath every day and one shower a week ain't gonna cut it, especially in summer.
Maybe it's the noise and the smell that drives his beard to insist the door remain closed.

I only ever did that shit when I was camping with family for a week and we had no running water because it was a cabin built in like the 1900s where the only amenities was a gas stove and lights. Shit is disgusting.

Someone mentioned a few pages back that if Phil was caught murdering someone red-handed that he'd deny it to his grave. I mostly agree, I think this is how it'd go. Imagine if Phil killed a detractor, any detractor.

At the scene of the crime as the police cuff him
"AM I BEING DETAINED? I DID NOTHING WRONG! WHAT ARE YOU ARRESTING ME FOR? THE TROLLS PROBABLY LEFT YOU A PACKAGE OF OUT-OF-KHANTEXT CLIPS THAT ARE COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND UNTRUE! WHAT!? I AM GETTING ARRESTED FOR FIRST! DEGREE! MURDER! WHAT FIRST DEGREE MURDER HAVE I COMMITTED YOU LAME-BRAINED PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT! I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED FIRST DEGREE MURDER! EVER! AND! THAT! PISSES! ME! OFF!"

In the interrogation room
"I have said this months and months ago! Do I know the victim? Yes of course I do! Am I in some way related to his death? I guess if you wanna say that, but it's only because I told my fans not to listen to him and that he's a no-life basement dwelling troll who should be dealt with, alright. The internet is still a Wild West where everything goes, alright. But I didn't kill him, okay. See what I mean? You cops take a nugget of truth and spin it and twist it into something completely different! It's called moving the goalpost!"

In the courtroom
"Your honor, you have it completely WRONG! Me murdering that piece of shit detractor in cold blood? Didn't happen! What I suspect happened is that the trolls secretly killed him and then lured me onto the crime scene with a bloody knife in my hand wearing and a bloodied shirt without me knowing! As a matter of fact it was probably YOU, YES YOU who killed him!"

In prison, applying for parole
"Of course I killed that guy! But it was in self defense! Imagine if you had a sandwich shahp, okay. And someone tried rahbbing it, alright. And they had a gun pointed at you, okay. If you pulled out a shotgun from under the counter and shot him *mimics himself taking out a shotgun and shooting some guy* it would be self-defense, right? See what I mean? That guy came into my streams, MY PLACE OF BUSINESS, and started spreading complete fabricated unfactual lies about me and my stream and threatened my FAMILY! I was within my right to protect my life and property with deadly force!"

On the first stream he does after he's released from prison
"The trolls still keep saying *retard voice* "Oh! Phil killed a detractor in 2022 in cold blood!" That was ages and ages and ages ago and it has nothing to do with me or my khantent! I was just an immature kid at that point! I have changed! I matured! Besides, I killed that detractor as a joke! I wanted to see how those limp dick loser detractors would react!"

I read all this in his voice but I doubt Phil has the strength to stab somebody.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Never watched a ReviewTechUSA video or stream before. Tuned in for a while last night to see what he would say about Phil. Never again. Does he always use that applause sound clip every thirty seconds? Aside from how often he uses it, it’s way too fucking loud and goes on too fucking long. God damn that was sooooo obnoxious and lame.

 

[PieceofShet]

Never watched a ReviewTechUSA video or stream before. Tuned in for a while last night to see what he would say about Phil. Never again. Does he always use that applause sound clip every thirty seconds? Aside from how often he uses it, it’s way too fucking loud and goes on too fucking long. God damn that was sooooo obnoxious and lame.

Yes and i agree and but umm... Did he took his shirt off? Cause he often do that too. Be careful.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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Tbh Doody is a real "shoot from the hip detractor". And that's the nicest way I can put it. Him A-logging Boogie was the most cringe shit ever. What most people think of Supercrzy can be applied to Doody. But Phil is also the guy who said he will never bring up Reviewtechusa and then immediately bought him up in the Daily Wrap. So lets not throw glass rocks at stone houses.

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

hello you brain dead mharans im back!Getting back on track And im loving the the mobile game/rtu arc phillip had a hard gin cope night today it seems…GOOD

 

[tomstone]

Speaking of which:
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Here is Dr. Disrespect throwing a 63 yard pass during 49ers practice.
He is the same age as Philbert. That is all.

hopefully snowkarl sees this and asks phil what he thinks about it

 

[Darksydepickle]

I think I finally got tired of DSP. Seeing him debase himself for tips used to be funny, but now I find the whole schtick completely annoying. Tips, tips, tips, please tips, If you are gonna contribute please tip, tip, tip, tip. It's not fun anymore, it's not even cringy or sad, just annoying.