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It really does suck that the police had a computer definitely loaded with illegal material and they're just handing it back over. The only reason they probably rushed on this was the media backlash - cucking out so they wouldn't look like Evil Transphobes.

I'd think Lucas would probably learn from the scare and take it as an opportunity to scrub his hard drive clean, but it might just embolden him further honestly. He seems incapable of learning a lesson from anything.
 
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So you finally figured out that the way to not end up on kiwifarms is to not be funny? Good job, it only took you 766 pages.
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Awel an Ankoù said:
Everyone's clear on the plan we discussed on our sooper sekret darkweb forum right?
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Yup. Just received my Aliexpress order for dozens of penis re-attachment kits and we'll be deploying them at 9 AM when all of the trannies are sleeping off their 18 hour long Discord and pornography binges.
 
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Awel an Ankoù said:
So you finally figured out that the way to not end up on kiwifarms is to not be funny? Good job, it only took you 766 pages.View attachment 3585461
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I suppose I take a great pleasure in knowing that weak-willed troons clutch their body pillows late at night in utter fear of a forum filled with people who do nothing more than laugh at them and occasionally say nigger and faggot.

You could've been scared of rational shit. Like spiders, heights, an honest day's work... but you chose to be scared of a group of people laughing at you.
 
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As an overly optimistic type person, I would like to point out that just because they are being handed back, doesn't necessarily mean the investigation is over.

If they come out and apologize and clear Lucas's name (imagine if they dead name him in the apology) then I will agree it is over.

All this means is they are done with the physical devices. Could already have them backed up.
 
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Glenallen Mixon said:
It really does suck that the police had a computer definitely loaded with illegal material and they're just handing it back over. The only reason they probably rushed on this was the media backlash - cucking out so they wouldn't look like Evil Transphobes.

I'd think Lucas would probably learn from the scare and take it as an opportunity to scrub his hard drive clean, but it might just embolden him further honestly. He seems incapable of learning a lesson from anything.
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I imagine he's too retarded to encrypt his hard drive, so there's no reason they couldn't have just imaged the disk before giving it back- plus I imagine if there was any wrongdoing (I would love to be wrong on this, but I just don't see him being a literal kid-porn-having pedo) it would be on discord etc anyway. Shame about the backlash though indeed.
 
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As an overly optimistic type person, I would like to point out that just because they are being handed back, doesn't necessarily mean the investigation is over.

If they come out and apologize and clear Lucas's name (imagine if they dead name him in the apology) then I will agree it is over.

All this means is they are done with the physical devices. Could already have them backed up.
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God, I fucking hope so.
 
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1440p Curved Monitor said:
You can see faintly here that the form dated August 5th at 4:15pm. The printed text at 2pm is crossed off at replaces with 4:15pm with a signature next to it. Apologies if it sounds like I'm being nitpicky here, but if we want a good timeline out of the minimal information we have, we have to be. From this I think we have to assume that Keffals is lying about being woken up at 6am on August 5th because the warrant is for entry at 4:15pm to 9pm, or 2pm to 9pm if we're wrong about the edited time.
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He never said he was woken up at 6am. Lucas said he woke up to an assault rifle in his face, and then was told later at 6am someone sent the emails. However, it's all moot because he contradicts himself in his interview by stating he didn't wake up to an assault rifle in his face and instead walked out of his room where the officer was standing in a hallway. People are spinning wild theories and getting information wrong or confused which is understandable considering Lucas himself can't keep his story straight. The aftermath is a carefully planned grift by keffals and his troon cabal to capitalize as much as possible off the retard who sent the emails/letter. I'm just curious to see what will actually happen. So it's a waiting game. Probably nothing, unfortunately.
 
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stalkerchild said:
As an overly optimistic type person, I would like to point out that just because they are being handed back, doesn't necessarily mean the investigation is over.

If they come out and apologize and clear Lucas's name (imagine if they dead name him in the apology) then I will agree it is over.

All this means is they are done with the physical devices. Could already have them backed up.
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it's policy to take drive images and hang on to them for a bit in the US at least
 
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Holy shit this thread moved fast.
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The fact that he keeps increasing the goal shows to me that this is likely grift. GoFundMe allows people to donate after the goal has been reached, so he doesn't need to do that.
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I think it's to give newcomers to the GFM the impression that the "original" goal was set to be whatever it is when they first looked at it, so it provides the illusion that Keffals asked for an exorbitant sum and people obliged to meet it.

@The Line : If you're still in touch with Keffals' ex, please pass along that as long as they're not grooming children, forcing others to conform to their worldview, and are dealing with actual gender dysphoria, some users like me don't have a problem with them. Like another user said, a lot of anti-trans rhetoric on here is a backlash to the insane demands the trans community has put on others, who have to capitulate to them.
 
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